#mac and dennis: manhunters

[iasipwardrobe]

Mac and Dennis in camouflage

[apukeyank]

Have we forgotten how obsessed Dennis was with putting his balls in Cricket's mouth in Mac and Dennis: Manhunters? I've seen screenshots of the nipple thing, but boy howdy he is determined.

[cruiseshipmoment]

Missed opportunity for Frank to offer Charlie and Dee a nice chianti to go with the "human" meat.

[wrongweaponsdrawn]

Purple detective: We're gonna hunt you, bro.

Westlyham: What?

Pink detective: We ... are going ... to hunt you ... Duke!

Westlyham: Why?

The Narrator: I'd spend a lot less time asking questions and more time running.

(Source: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters")

[hoss-bonaventure]

it's always sunny in philadelphia had lesbians engaging in cannibalism together before yellowjackets did btw. let's never forget our roots.

[neverainy]

AU where Dee and Charlie actually become cannibals

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i wanna do a poll for this but there’s too many options…sunnyblr, what is the most Quintessential episode of sunny to you? not your necessarily your favorite episode, but the episode that is the Most sunny? like if you had to show someone one episode to epitomize the show (not necessarily to convince them to watch but to show them the essence of the show), what episode would it be? and why?

[bisexualastronaut]

MACDENNIS

[juniperhillpatient]

“Cannibalism? Racism? Dee that’s not for us! Those are decisions that are best left to the suits in Washington. Okay? We’re just here to eat some dude” remains possibly one of my favorite lines of dialogue literally ever

[gaydennisreynolds]

normal to see on tv. normal face to make when your bro touches your rock hard nipples. Normal

[taniushka12]

not to be chardee on main but them eating mystery meat together w/ that little flower between them.... is very cute

[nellarw95]

Happy Heavenly Birthday Dennis 🎂💔

February 29,1944 - July 22,2013🙏🏻

Buon Compleanno in Paradiso 🎂💔

29 Febbraio 1944 - 22 Luglio 2013 🙏🏻

We Miss You So Much 🕊️♾️

Ci Manchi Moltissimo 🕊️♾️

[newsass-flashhole]

Charlie in Mac and Dennis Manhunters: I even licked a cat's fanny!

British person watching: her WHAT?

[dennistakesamentalhealthday]

doesnt matter what macdennis does in these next seasons when the gang solves the mortgage crisis already exists and also mac and dennis breaks up and also the great recession and also the gang gets romantic and also the janitor always mops twice and also the gang chokes and also the gang texts and also the gang solves global warming and also mac and dennis: manhunters and also mac and dennis move to the suburbs and also mac and dennis buy a timeshare and also paddys pub: home of the original kitten mittens and also the gang dines out and also

[translesbianvampire]

the way mac & dennis use third parties (or some external situation) to "referee" for them so that they don't feel like spending time together is gay ...

1x05 gun fever: the entire episode lmao. theyre in love. also the cold open sounds like some sort of event where they had sex with girls together

1x06 the gang finds a dead guy: mac & dennis try to make advances on a recent widow together

2x01 charlie gets crippled: mac & dennis get trashed at a strip club together (and dont bring any strippers home unlike earlier. they left their heterosexuality behind)

4x01 manhunters: mac puts his pubes on dennis' face while he's sleeping, dennis puts his balls in mac's mouth "as a prank" (also while he's sleeping), then in cricket's together!!!

4x04 mac's banging the waitress: mac being very adamant abt watching dennis' sex tapes even tho they're that bad angle u see in porns where it's balls and male ass just *clip* *clap* *clop* *clep* *clup*

5x01 the gang solves the mortgage crisis: mac & dennis using the mortgage crisis to become partners in real estate, then merging this with dee's surrogate baby idea to become partners in real estate & partners in life

6x02 dennis gets divorced: mac & dennis canonically spend 15 hrs at the strip club b4 crashing back into their place SLOSHED. they don't even refute maureen when she calls mac dennis' boy toy

6x03 the gang buys a boat: (shoutout to @ocularpatdowns key macdennis chronology!!!) mac & dennis doing the whole boat sex thing to have sex together (makes it feel less gay if there's women involved)

7x06 storm of the century & 7x11 thunder gun express: mac watching dennis bang girls

8x08 charlie rules the world: the guys all watch dennis' sex tapes together

8x10 cereal defense: mac & dennis send the idiots off on smth they think is a race, while they get to spend alone time together in the range rover...mac's flirting & puppy-eye look at dennis right b4 the gang crash into them & revert to status quo makes me die inside

9x04 mac and dennis buy a timeshare: it's in the title innit?

9x09 the gang make lethal weapon 6: mac & dennis film the gayest scene ever for like, a D-movie action flick

10x02 the gang group dates: dennis says "the sex tapes are only for me. ...and mac. ...and charlie! :)"

10x05 the gang spies like US: they literally masturbate to creampie porn together!!!!

[vaperarmand]

i love you mac and dennis: manhunters. like microdosing nbc hannibal