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voxmilia · 3 months

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Gang I'm thinking about Sandra Lynn again and how we literally don't know her exact age, and how a man who abused her as an 18-20 ish year old is still alive so she can't be that old at all

Hallariel is at least 200 according to the wiki. Sandra Lynn is probably realistically like. In her 40s. A normal ass age for a human mom of a teenager but she's effectively in her infancy in terms of elf years

Like obviously she's an adult and makes her own decisions and Hallariel has her own demons to wrestle with even though she's older but I'm fascinated thinking about like. Other older elves being like "well yeah you shouldn't have cheated but I also did wild stuff before I turned 150 and my gods, before I was 300?? Forget it."

#SHE'S NOT EVEN 100 GUYS!! SHES A BABY IN ELF YEARS!!#to someone like telemine who has been alive for THOUSANDS of years #he probably would look at like. aelwyn and sandra lynn and go 'yeah theyre the same age'#because theyre both bABY ELVES #im losing my mind guys #we also dont know gilears age he could also be in his baby years tbh #she cant even be like. 70 or something realistically #gilear describes bobby and pam as being 'an older couple' so lets say 10 year age gap #but even if we go as low as a 5 year age if bobby's still alive as a full ass human #its incredibly unrealistic for sandy to be older than like. 75 as an absolute max #guys shes gonna live for centuries shes in the infant stages of her lifespan #christina.txt #d20 #fantasy high #sandra lynn faeth

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