#is the most insane yet

[micahdotgov]

this was gay sex btw

[pumpkinrootbeer]

bolin is such a funny character. he dated the avatar for like 12 hours, he's been kidnapped multiple times, he almost lost his bending, he's the world's first movie star, he's a pro athlete, he's a cop, he's no longer a cop, he pulled a princess, he was directly involved in two civil wars, he keeps ending up in jail, he possesses a type of bending we only see in one other character in the entire franchise, his bending skill genuinely rivals some of the best benders in the world and it's just kinda taken as a given, his best friend is a rat, he is 16 years old.

[taxinealkaloids]

horrible children who are. so so mean to each other

[haydardotjpg]

Blood sticks, sweat drips Break the lock if it don't fit A kick in the teeth is good for some A kiss with a fist is better than none

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wait what do you mean a red string of fate ties us together but all we do is strangle each other with it. what do you mean this string can only stretch and tangle but never break and yet we keep biting and gnawing on it to try to free ourselves from it anyway.

[theboyanachr0nism]

[introspectivememories]

too many of you guys think nico is the loser and not lewis for letting the divorce go on for so long. like they're both losers about each other. emotionally constipated idiots who can't talk about their toxic homoerotic friendship that imploded on itself like 8 years ago and are now making it everyone else's problem. yeah nico's on television or in beer gardens talking about lewis all the time but like every other month some reporter is like "lewis, what's your favorite moment in your career?" and lewis no hesitation is like "oh man, karting, y'know? everything was simpler then" and then spends another six months skirting around nico's name. like this whole thing they're doing in the media isn't some kinda extended foreplay for them. they're both still pressing on the bruise to make sure it's still there!!! every few months, they're literally just asking on public television, does it still hurt for you like it does for me? and like clockwork, someone will release new information about them or one of them will say something about each other (in my heart, he's still my best friend/yes... and teammate) and the answer will remain the same, yes, of course, always.

[alicent-archive]

if someone said to me that the Lannister army brought two fully grown lions along with them as they marched to the Riverlands I would've actually believed them because only the Lannister's could be so ridiculous as to do that.

[kringkroll]

They got into trouble at Wu Shi, what else is new

Did they stop? (No)

[cable-salamdr]

Jay’s gonna show up in s2p2 but not participate in the tournament or anything he’ll just storm in right at the end of the last episode with all the other agents declaring the Tournament an illegal operation (the ninja will have conveniently left right before this happens)

[crnl-chicken-tots]

As I sit here putting Deadpool and Wolverine into situations, I also wonder what the people want to see. Friends and foes, I'm so smitten and trapped in a Honda Odessey full of thoughts, tell me what you want to see and I'll make it happen;;

I must continue to contribute to these primary colored idiots

[borgialucrezia]

"Both Oakes and Grainger have always done well when given the right material, and each has some terrifically frightening silent moments: an uncontrollable clenching of fists from Juan as he is exiled to Spain, a subtle grin from Lucrezia as she hears her brother's groans of pleasure shift to agony." — The A.V club

[mmmairon]

Hi mairon! I love the self insert comfort you did it was so cute! Would you be able to make some more? Possibly diluc taking care of someone like the girl you did in the last one — maybe putting them to bed because I’m suffering w my insomnia right now 😅 if you can’t dw!

oh, to be tucked snugly into bed by Diluc Ragnvindr

[casualavocados]

You said you would always look at me.

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 9

[miguel-owhora]

imagine being oscar isaac's costar on a movie or something, and there's a scene that requires you both to be naked, or at least be semi-nude. you can't help but let your eyes linger on him, taking in his soft cock and pretty ass, and as you glance up, you glance away when you've realized he caught you. but oscar's more amused than anything, and keeps his mouth shut.

until he has you cornered after the shoot, and though teasing, invites you out for a quick meal. you dine, you wine, he drags you back to his place where he pops out more drinks. you spend the night drinking together, probably getting more and more wasted, all giggles and laughter.

until he makes a comment about how caught you staring earlier, at his cock, his ass, and driven by alcohol infused courage, you make a comment about how if he liked men, you would tap that ass. and oscar stares at you for a moment, still buzzed, and leans back on whatever he's sitting on, and tells you to hit.

which leads to you sloppily making out with him, tasting of alcohol and sweet lust, hands groping each other. you're slotted between his legs, keeping him pinned underneath your body. your hands move south and you palm at his cock through his jeans, drinking in the low groan that escapes his mouth.

you make do with whatever vaseline or spit or lotion you have at hand, prepping open oscar, who lays back and let's you do the work. he'd probably be lightly jerking himself off, pretty cock dripping pre at the tip, his legs raised over your shoulder. his ass is smooth at the moment, a necessity that was required for the shoot, but you know it's nearly always hairy. you think about how handsome he looked with his ass and balls and cock hairy, how good he'd smell.

soon enough you're hunched over oscar's body, his hands holding his legs open, heart hammering against his chest as you slowly push the head of cock inside him. he probably groans underneath his breath, mutters a curse or two as he forces himself to stay relaxed. after a moment, you slowly begin to sink all the way in, not pausing until your cock is buried deep inside of him, your balls plush against the curve of his ass.

oscar's walls flutter around your cock, warm and moist, his cock jumping on his chest. he's a little over his head, panting, exhausted and beyond horny. you lean over him and kiss him again, just as you begin to move, and swallow up the moan that escapes his mouth.