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[charlescherie]

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AAAAAAAAAA EMMA!!!!! thank you darling 🥺

[miruac]

dating tenya iida headcanons - part four

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warnings: not proofread!!!! also afab reader?? period mentions

a/n: GUYS...DID YOU MISS ME...🤪 should totally be studying rn BUT HERE WE GOOO(i think im gonna fail my test)

taglist: @yumejoshihimejoshi

where were we OH YEAH OKAY so basically, when you guys come home from the break, he literally carries in all your things wowww what a gentleman

ok back to general hcs bc i get too carried away with storylines

everyone writes iida as like someone who doesnt have access to technology but he sure as hell does

i feel like he would barely understand brainrot or he knows what they all mean bc he gets curious and goes on a deep dive

nontheless when you hear him skibidi in such a serious voice you literally choke on your spit im SERIOUS 😭

if you wanted to do a silly little tiktok trend he would do it with you but obv not the ones that are like "sending my man a spicy picture and posting his reaction" BC THATS LITWRALLT SMTH PRIVATE AND PEOPLE SHOULDNT POST THAT???(sorry guys im a bit passionate about this)

he tries to dance but hes so...stiff....

but its okay!!! he makes it up by spoiling you

idk if i wrote it before but hes such a good HUGGER

obv at first he's stiff, but HES SO BEEFY

my logic is muscle = beef = pillow

god its so...omg im drooling...like he's so soft when he relaxes...his hugs are so tight...i love them...

hes also so warm wtf like in winter youre literally clinging onto him

prolly bc he has to keep moving so his engines dont stall when its too cold outside

this boy is a workaholic someone save him

you physically have to drag him away from his work and give him some tea or snacks

he gets all grumpy when you do but hes eternally grateful bc he'd spiral and probably pull all nighters like in a row

i think i alr wrote about this but when iidas sleepy, HE GETS CLINGYYYY

god its so cute like when you guys are cuddling before bed and hes all sleepy, hes like a big baby i wanna hold him and kiss all over his face AHHHH

hes a snorer. im sorry. have you guys seen how hard he works like he is knocked out and SNORING

hes not that loud of a snorer but its not completely quiet

youre able to fall asleep tho

guys i literally was bedridden with an unknown illness like last month and i still have a stuffy nose

when youre sick, iida would do his best and TRY to nurse you to health

he's used to taking care of himself when he's sick, so how hard could it be to take care of you?

it was hard. especially if your fever kept fluctuating and medicine didnt work

he would stay up late and constantly wipe your forehead with a cold rag

ive been DYING to read and write headcanons of iida when reader is on their period

if you have BAD bad cramps(like mine where you're unable to move and you end up dry heaving), he'll be your human heat warmer

he hates to see you in pain so he tries to accomodate to your every need and request

you want snacks? hes buying them, you want cuddles? youre in his arms. you need pads or tampons? he'll buy them for you he is NOT ashamed

ok back to regular headcanons(lowk this is just shit id want to do with him)

on lazy days, you guys would do movie dates in each others rooms

he gets a little distracted sometimes and just stares at your face

youre just so pretty while youre watching so intently, hes stunned

the light from your laptop shining on your face makes you look unreal to him

so down bad that he doesnt realize he's getting closer and closer, and when you turn your head you guys accidentally smooches

that...that kinda turns into a makeout sesh..

ok listen hear me out. messy makeout sessions with nerds where they end up with their hair all messy, glasses crooked, face flushed and lips swollen and eyes heavy

MMMMMMMMMM IM SO FERALLLL I LOVE NERDSSSSS I LOVE MY SMARTY PANTS

hes so awooga

valentines day is soon!!!! your first valentines!!!!

hes so excited but also scared because he doesnt know if youll like his gift

he made you a little gift basket with your favourite snacks, things youve been talking about, etc etc and a little card

inside the card was him talking about how happy you make him and what he would do to be with you always :(( such a cutie pie i love him

am i delusional? yeah lets ignore that LOL!!!!

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hi guys!!! its been a while, how r yall doing?? sorry for being inactive, selfcare is TIME consuming(also school but im so burnt out 😭) i hope you all like this chapter!!! see you all next time ♡

[formerlycookierunauprompts]

Im tryna cook here so hear me out on this : what if SMC(shadow milk cookie)​&reader are in the same trope of Rudolph​&Catherine from dangerously yours?(it may not be same-same kidda wipe cuz I didn't watch the movie yet lol(srry not srry))​ : It's started from reader got send by the witches to spy keep eyes on the old ancients(before corrupted-after corrupted)​but suddenly reader fell in love with one of them(aka SMC)​and so do he,but then after he and the other got corrupted he become obsessed toward them(obviously)​but then he started to realized that the witches are planing to seal him and the other fallen ancient​s away cause​ of their actions of being corrupted and cause choas on earthbeard, so he conveice reader to tell him how to get to the witches(reader's witches spy and have their own specific way to contact/went to face the witches)​ and get him and his friends revenge on the witches but reader ran away instead and not telling him,and in the end they met each other​ again at the silver tree where the witches was going to seal them in and the line between reader&shadow milk will be like : "your time is up" "do you think actually going to let it happen?to let them seal me?to seal us?!" "..i mean just that" "....... well then go ahead" "i'll get this over with" "You won't do it,you won't let this happen...you won't because you love me."-"it takes a very brave and and a very cold person to do that,(y/c/n)"-"I don't think you can..."

Note / I think amma gonna end it here and I'll let u imagine it on ur own😭actually it was gonna be longer than this but I accidentally delete half of it so my lazy ass just tell me to get this over with😔(no any​one's oc x canon pls I beg u(Im srry))​

throwing this into the Warden Reader AU, because silly.

Requested Prompts #44 - 💔💓

The words of the witches ring through your head as you stand ready in your position. " You have to be there, Reader Cookie." They had said. " For you are the only one who can see through his deception, it's how we know that the seal will truly work on them all." You knew what they'd really meant, but it was whatever. This was your purpose, what you were made for. There was no defying your own destiny when your were chained to it. It was an anchor dragging you down into the abyss of the sea, dread it, run from it, hide from it all you wish but it will still drag you down all the same. And then, you saw him. Your destiny made personified right in front of you in the form of a far too large blue cookie. Shadow Milk Cookie, the Cookie of Deceit as Elder Faerie had put it. The grin he wore was wide, yet not open enough to look insane as it usually did. His eyes were focused on you, keeping track of each and every action you took and each reaction you displayed. Such analysis befitted the former Cookie of Knowledge, but only fragments of the past were left in the beast before you. He'd strayed from how the witches made him due to the power of the soul jam, all of them had. You steel yourself after a mere millisecond of hesitation, pointing your spear at him with determination. " Your time is up." You coldly announced, not daring to let anything else slip into your tone. He'll use anything to get the upper hand, all you need to do is to distract him until the seal is prepared. His grin widened. " You mean you're actually going through with this? You're actually sticking by them, even though they're betraying you?" He asked, almost mockingly in tone. You knew not to search his expression for a hint of genuineness in his expression like you did in the past, and yet you did for just a moment. And maybe there was something, but you stopped yourself from looking. " ... I mean just that." You replied. You watched as he shrunk down, each step he got smaller and smaller until he was just a bit taller than you. " Well by all means, go ahead my dear." He said almost cruelly, taunting you by laying his head upon the tip of your spear. You hesitate, " This will be your finale." you state to his amusement. He smiled, an airy chuckle seeping through his lips. " You won't do it, you can't bring yourself to let this happen. All because you love me." The beast taunts, pressing his neck closer to the blade in a way that was just enough to draw forth a few droplets of his blueberry jam. " It takes a very brave and cold cookie to do that, I don't think you can."

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Or, what happened before the witches sealed the beasts in the Warden!Reader timeline, and during.

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

hawo! i saw ur post about the xreader thing and uh… i go by she/her, im a stem girlie if that helps, i like arts and volleyball, i used to game a lot but im trying to lessen it cuz its becoming a bad habit, i like reading and music too, and i bake/cook when im not feeling lazy or am particularly stressed about something, and i guess im pretty quiet? like, i come off as intimidating to a lot of people but im literally just generally anxious 😭 i get hyperfixated on random stuff and get distracted easily + find studying very very super hard and boring but am in honors somehow. i care a lot about my family but i have trouble forming connections outside of childhood friends and stuff, thats the gist of me. i would love headcanons with kageyama or kenma! (maybe both if ure generous? or sugawara or tsukki work too idk choosing a haikyuu fave is impossible)

Kageyama & Kenma x F!reader

warnings: none!

girl u are very relatable (anxious, easily distracted, hiperfixated, arts & stem people rise up) and im also very much a kageyama kinda guy lets be friends LMFAO /hj

gif credit: kenma & kageyama ; dividers credit

Kageyama Tobio:

oh my guy is also very much someone who gets very hyperfixated on stuff, chances are once u become close enough, both of you would start rambling/infodumping onto each other and would accidentally get into whatever the other one is hyperfixated on lmfao. like one day you'd come up to him and just ramble for 15 mins about some historical event and next day he would call you at 2am and go "GIRL THATS NOT EVEN THE FULL STORY GUESS WHAT I LEARNT ABOUT THAT" and viceversa.

since both of you are on the quieter side, chances are you might not speak every single day, but whenever you do speak, you could spend hours doing nothing but that. he's a very pleasant person to have long talks with and he would always be super interested in whatever you talk to him about

he's dumb as bricks when it comes to school stuff and struggles to study as much as you– but since you get good grades, he would come to you for help. which would lead to VERY chaotic but thoroughly enjoyable studying sessions lol.

he would always be so eager to play volleyball with you, regardless of how good you are. if you're on a lower level than him, he would tease you about it but also be very patient and explain everything to you a thousand times if need be (in his own way of course, which would probably include at least a few insults each time, but it's all in good nature)

he would very much enjoy just watching you draw/paint in silence or while listening to music. he finds it fascinating & very calming

he would go ABSOLUTELY WILD if you ever paint/draw a portrait of him. im talking like "weak to the knees, teary eyes & needs at least 1-5 business days to process it" type of emotional

Kozume Kenma:

oh girl he would be TERRIBLE for your gaming addiction lmfao

however!! if you are motivated enough to get better with that, you would probably try to get him to form healthier habits too and he would resist, but ultimately try to listen to you.

you would both probably spend hours straight just enjoying each other's company, not really talking that much, just doing your own thing (him gaming & you painting/reading etc)

he would be so shy whenever he includes you in streams and people say you two look cute together

whenever he's tired but still wants to spend time with you, he would love laying down with his head on your lap while you read for him and play with his hair

his way of showing affection would be to ask you to play his new fav videogame with him, or join him in streams, or send you playlists with music he thinks you would like

he would also play songs you like on the background of his treams and get fricking demonetized all the time because of it, but he still does it

he also tries to comission you to make his pfps/headers and pics for streams (he would get so shy and happy when you say that yes, boyfriend privileges include free drawings, indeed)

[dearwhs]

dope!taesan actually had me in a chokehold like ohmylord bonedo (my current and now forever loves) covering a song by bts (my first love)???? i almost sobbed fr it was like a full circle moment PLUS THAT WAS OREO TAESAN ERA!!! will never forget about that legendary look. tbh dope look on all the members was so so good like. i genuinely think that was the best dope cover i've seen objectively speaking. and omg you're so right but wait I LOVE GONNA BE A ROCK SM TOO!! it's my 2nd fav song on 19.99, after dangerous 🤭🤭 tyty for manifesting for me 😔😔 help the way i didn't even realize until now that dear. my darling isn't on setlist 😭 that's so true the day we get that song is the day onedoor win fr!! (we'll win even more when we get how trailer you're so right. and faedeaway omg- i could sit here for hours and yap nonstop abt how much i love bonedo's entire discography like it's actually immaculate 🤌🤌) and YES YOU GET ME like this cannot fail trust. (she saw woonhak do the like jennie challenge with leehan and just about actually crashed out im so fr 😅) and oml freebies 🥹 im actually so excited for bonedo concert like not just bc it's bonedo but it'll be my first concert too so im so so excited hehe (do you have tips for concert day 😫😫) NONO BACK AT YOU?? sending you hugs im actually so happy i can talk to you abt bnd hehe

(TYYY and lmhoo this is the most i have too i think so TANK YEW 🤭🤭 also your theme and carrd are SO SO CUTEEE)

NO CUZ URE SO REAL FOR TAHT. DOPE TAESAN WILL ALWAYS REMAIN IN OUR HEARTS AND MINDS (ALSO THIS IS SO ME? BONEDO BEING MY CURRENT BABIES AND BTS BEING ONE OF MY FIRSTS) oreo taesan. omg. I FEAR HE NEEDS TO VISIT US AGAIN. dope suited them so much like each one's stage presence is CHEFS KISS and BYE US CUZ GONNA BE A ROCK IS MY #2 TOO trying to dethrone dangerous. like ill scream the whole song to my babe dangerous, even if i hsve to come up with my own lyrics (aka myungjae and a bit of taesan's rap parts...!) OFC and i swear they have to let dear. my darling BREATHE like pls free our queen, i beg. (OH. HOW TRAILER IS NOT READY FOR THE MOST OF US. ID LEGIT DIE THE DAY IT DROPS + SO REAL OF U CUZ ID DO THE SAME???? we csnt lie anymore... bonedos discography is too good. every album is a no skip like MWA) (and yes... i get ur friend... cuz when i saw that exact same video.. i screamed. SCREAMED. THEY DID TOO GOOD FOR ME NOT TO GO FERAL.??? honestly dk how i recovered from that 😓) ITLL BE SO FUN !!! THEIR CON WAS ALSO MY FIRST EVER! AS A FIRST-TIMER THAT WAS TOTALLY SUCH A FUN EXPERIENCE (IDRK WHAT TIPS TO GIVE BUT MAYBE ABT FILMING, BRING A FRIEND, MOM, ANYONE THAT CAN FILM CALMLY 😭 CUZ UR FANCAM WOULD MOST LIKELY BE MESSY if ure chaotic and loud like me... AND try to look at them too like not through the big screen or ur phone but actually them !!! a little mistake of mine cuz now all i remember during the con is the vids n pics i took and not the fact that these 6 real boys i was yearning for was just BENEATH me) AW, SENDING HUGS BACK TO U !!! THE FEELINGS HERE R MUTUAL, id lie if i say im not giggling and smiling rn as i talk ab bnd w someone 😞😞😞

(OFC ! seeing u in my inbox excites me, FAV NOTIF !!! new theme new era, thankies hehe + ITS AN OLD SCRAP OF MY early 2024 OLD CARRD maybe new carrd once school officially ends 😋 if im not feeling lazy !!!!)

[saintmurd0ck]

🌟: Frank likes to annoy Matt by abusing his senses of smell and hearing. I love your writing!!

thank you SO SO SO much for sending this in, and for complimenting my writing. the fact that you read it and enjoy it means the absolute fucking world to me.

this was a JOY to write and holy fuck i think this is dirtier than just one night 😭😮‍💨

ALSO this is kinda unedited im so excited to post regardless 🤭

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stay quiet, baby | frank castle x f!reader x matt murdock

summary: you steal matt's hoodie, and so frank decides to abuse matt's sense of smell and hearing

warnings: unprotected p in v, threesome ish, creampie, oral m receiving

“Hey, uh, have either of you seen my hoodie?” Matt calls out, eyebrows furrowing together in frustration. “I can’t find it and it’s–”

He cocks his ear towards the bedroom, the door only slightly ajar. It’s muffled with heavy breathing and low voices, but like a pinpointed echolocation, he’s drawn to the sound. He concentrates harder, tilting his head as he pulls it apart.

“Shh, sweetheart, don’t wanna get Red all worked up, do ‘ya?” Frank grunts softly. The sound of his hand smacking your flesh. “Although,” he continues, rasping, “m’sure he can smell you. You’re a dirty girl, wearin’ his hoodie like that.” 

You make a sound Matt’s never heard before, a mewl that tents his sweatpants. Matt gulps as he walks closer to the bedroom, palming himself as his eyes roll back.

“Gonna make sure he can smell you gettin' fucked like this, when he’s wearin’ it, sweetheart?"

Matt hears your heartbeat stutter, feeling the air displacement as you nod your head. He’s close to the bedroom now, closing his eyes as he strokes himself, utterly and completely overstimulated. He knows you’re wearing his hoodie, hears every obscene thrust, Frank’s ragged breathing as he speeds up his pace, caring less about being quiet.

A shudder runs through Matt’s body as he hears you squeal, Frank driving the tip of his cock into that spot. 

“Y’like the thought of Red hearin’ you like this, sweetheart?” Frank groans as you squeeze around him with each ruthless thrust.

“Mmhm,” you moan, breathless and trembling, the sounds catching in your throat.

“I think, baby,” Frank rasps, “he’s forcin’ himself, concentratin’, to hear this. Probably has his hand on his cock right now.”

Matt bites his lip, swallowing a moan as he listens to your heart stuttering.

Frank’s voice is louder now. “Think he can hear us right now, don’t you baby?”

Matt pushes the door open, gulping as the scent of your sweat mixed with his hoodie hits, the thought of you wearing it while Frank defiles you almost too much. 

Frank’s underneath you, his thick arm across Matt’s hoodie, hand resting on your throat, while the other arm reaches around to rub your clit. 

“Matty, baby,” you croak, Frank’s grip on your throat tightening. 

You’re writhing now, arching your back, about to fall off the edge. Frank’s not holding back, every resounding smack of his hips against yours echoing in the room. Matt’s painfully hard, throat bobbing as you start to fall apart on Frank’s cock, the slick of your sweat distilling in the air.

“C’mere Red.” Frank lifts his fingers off your clit, wrapping his now free arm around your stomach, angling himself in deeper.

Matt gets on the bed, positioning himself over your aching cunt, every wet squelch of Frank’s cock driving up into you sending jolts down his spine. He flattens his tongue against your clit, licking up into a lazy circle. He can feel you dripping, hears you reaching your peak. He leans into you, pressing a kiss into your clit as his tongue darts out. 

The combination of Matt’s tongue and Frank’s cock is too much for you to bear, exploding inside you, crying out as it shatters your body. Frank stills inside you, with Matt’s mouth still on your clit, his drawn out groan heaven to your ears as you milk him dry.

“Fuck, Frank! You couldn’t have given me a warning?” Matt sputters, the smell of Frank’s cum flooding inside you overwhelming his senses.

Frank laughs dryly, relaxing his hold on you. “Oops, sorry Red.” 

Still throbbing, and even more so witnessing you implode, Matt grits his teeth, palming himself. “Help me out here, sweetheart?” he asks you softly as you get off Frank’s cock, cum dripping down your thighs.

“Mmhm,” you nod, “of course Matty.” 

He stifles a moan as you wrap your mouth around his cock, closing your eyes as you take all of him.

The bed dips as Frank gets up, his body shining with a mix of his sweat and your cum. “Sorry ‘bout your hoodie, Red,” he grins, clapping Matt on the back. “Try not to think of me when you wear it next, alright?”

“Go to hell, Castle,” Matt grumbles, balling his fist in your hair. 

Frank chuckles as he saunters out of the bedroom. “I’m takin’ her with me when I go.” 

Matt doesn’t even get the chance to respond before you pull him in closer, circling the tip of his cock with your tongue. 

[madwickedawesome]

@gooberdude101 in reference to this :]

ok so looking at this score it seems to have a lot of different aspects that ppl would take care of (i also listened to the song just for this)

in general i feel like they teach him his line thru piano and thru noel doing everything in his power to sing below his range LMFAO [noel and mischa sit together at the piano and noel tries to keep mischas attention and teach mischa his part but mischa continuously gets distracted for various reasons]

first off i feel like constance would try to handle the basics here. “what’s with the b’s on the side???” is a question only constance has the patience for (but he would get it pretty easily)(AND talia has 5 flats so he can cope. hate him for that)

i think constance would explain it in very simple terms since its not very relevant to how he sounds (since they play the piano to teach him his notes) so she would just be all like “that basically tells the musician what the notes sound like specifically :)"

this rhythm is a little strange if u have no idea how to sightread. ricky acknowledges this. i feel like ricky would play it on both the piano (u do not need to know piano for rhythm dont fret) and on the tamborine . he is very proud of mischa for figuring it out :]

alternatively, constance has less of a rush and uses takadimi (have u ever used takadimi??? literally SO good for learning how to read rhythm i love it) to teach mischa. however it only raises more questions bc mischa does not understand at first why theyre using takadimi and not the words

TO ADD ONTO THAT. before they started using solely noel and the piano they tried to teach him the solfege but he was just confused as to why the words changed. “what do you MEAN la la la sol la la fa fa re. IT SAYS I SING BECAUSE IM HAPPY.” (im really bad at solfege. praying thats correct💀💀💀)

mischa understands that hes on the line furthest to the bottom. thats easy to remember and he remembers the notes :] he does get a little pissed at all his monotone note repeats tho (to the amusement of constance, an alto)

THIS PART. ricky and constance already explained rhythm so he understands that. but everything else is SOO CONFUSING. a natural note. a bunch of rests. a bunch of accents on like every note. why the fuck is it calling him “mf?????”

since its unis, they dont mind as much bc noel sings hella loud and dramatically, but they really just play it for him on the piano til it makes sense💀 penny TRIED to explain the natural to him but he was too far gone to understand

for the accents, they all just told him to “start quiet and end loud” to which he was like ??FOR EACH ONE and they were like “u can figure it out” (he can)(Sorta.)

penny and noel find the mf confusion so amusing but constance feels bad so she just tells him to be medium-loud😭

FOR THE FIRST CODA ricky just signs smth like ‘ur just doing it again’ and it makes sense to mischa!!!

(SORRY IM TOO LAZY TO GET A SCORE THATS NOT ANNOTATED. LMFAOOOOO)

This part.

i think noel would take the reins in teaching him since its not reallyyyyy that complicated. he knows his notes and just has to get his timing right

i feel like mischa has a really bad problem w getting crazy distracted and zoning out while singing which is not good for this part!!! so noel has to tap his arm while they sing it to prepare him for his part

lots of “but why do i have to wait so long” followed by exasperated sighs and resigned explanations followed further by “oh ok but why do i do it twice :)”

TAKES THE LONGEST FOR HIM TO UNDERSTAND. the time crunch does NOT help noels reaction to mischas complete blanks All The Time

[^ mischa during any confusing part]

thats all i got!!!!! i think it would take up like 5 days or so to teach him everything and another like. 4 for him to remember all his parts so INSANE TIME CRUNCH LMFAOOOOOO very silly idea that i am in love with please send the fic when ur done!!!!! 💛 :]

[slytherinshua]

zannaaaa i was meaning to swnd this yesterday but like it diddnt send 😭😭

G,R,I,J (the way i love you, bcuz like am i over it? no)

ilyyy 😻✨️✨️

hannieeeee ty for asking <33 AND I LOVE YOU MORE SO ����

G - "do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?"

usually for a shorter fic its always start to finish. but if its a longer fic (like 2k or more) it'll often be out of order?? the thing with the long fics is that I have to plan each part of the fic like in detail... so yeah sometimes out of order scenes happen. (and don't tell anyone but infamous together pt. 2 the scenes were out of order for so long and I only just connected them together so I can continue writing and post that fic one day so yeah....)

R - "are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?"

definitely Jane Austen for nonfanfic writers and maybe... jeanne birdsall?? the penderwicks was like the series I loved the most as a child so that definitely helped me with writing. other than that I can't rly think of any fanfic writer in particular, cause with every fic that I read that I LOVE and that has amazing writing, I try to see what they did that worked so well and incorporate it into my own stuff. So I guess that means that all the fanfic writers have influenced me just a bit!!

I - "do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)?"

okay we know its nurse trope. like we both know. but I guess that's not rly a guilty trope? cause it's just cute every time. but yeah that's my answer anyway

J - "write or describe an alternative ending to [insert fic]"

I'm too lazy to write anything so im just gonna describe an alternate ending to complicated. basically where tae goes and beats up the guys who beat up y/n, or possibly even shows up as they're beating her up and yk... revenge. not to say that didn't happen like after the fic ended 👀 who knows maybe he did that the next morning 🤷‍♀️ I certainly wouldn't know-

[thecatchat]

This is my first time doing image descriptions! I highly encourage feedback and tips if you have them!

Image descriptions/transcript: a series of 10 photos of a fake text conversation between Karl, Quackity, and Sapnap. Karl’s text bubbles are Grey. Quackity's text bubbles are blue. Sapnap's text bubbles are green. To indicate who texts what, the transcript will have the first letter of their names in front of them like this. K-, Q-, S-. Warning as some messages contain spamming of exclamation marks, hearts, and emojis.

Under the read more as it is very long.

Image 1:

The chat is titled, My Loves.

K- Hey guys!!!!!!!

K- first message!!!!!

K- can you see this

K- ?????

K- hellloooooooooooooooooooo

Q- KArL

Q- KARL*

Q- karl

Q- I think im getting this

S- jkisaRFOL

K- YOU'RE HERE!!!!!!!!!!♡♡♡♡♡!!!!!

Q- .!?

S- QWUAvckio5ty

Image 2:

K- Sapnap

K- are you OK?

Q- Typewriters are so much easier than this.

S- h3lp

S- waiti5thinkig9tit

Q- I think youse need some help there, Hot Stuff.

K- I bet you can ask someone for some help

K- you're picking it up quickly!!!!!!

K- Q

K- you're doing amazing!!!!!!

Q- Why did you just send the letter Q? That is a threat. Why?

Image 3:

K- sorry

K- im just so excited

K- that we can talk without being next to each other

Q- Send a sentence. I swear you do not need to send 3 texts for every sentence. Hey, Sunlight, how you doing?

S- hello, I'm Mike. I'm teaching your friend how to text really quick. He'll BRB

K- THAT'S GREAT THANK YOU SO MUCH I WISH I COULD HUG YOU AS A THANK YOU

K- sapnap can you give them a hug for me

Q- Would it kill you to put some punctuation in your texts? Also, thanks Mike. What pronouns do you use?

S- Uh. What do you mean by that? oh, your friend explained it. He Him, I thought that would be obvious from my name.

Image 4:

Q- Oh great, one of those places. With their gender norms and everything.

K- Q don't be rude!!!!

S- ??? this is the weirdest set of texts I've ever read

K- lol, ikr?

Q- No, Karl do not have a stroke right now. What does that mean? Are you getting bumped off or something?

K- lmao🤣

S- lol = laugh out loud, ikr = I know, right?

Q- So now that you're using shorthand, you're using punctuation, eh? Two can play in that game.

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K- oh before I forget

K- where are you two right now

K- I got the fish bowl, the sausages, and the glitter glue

Q- I'm right by some kinda clip joint. There's a clubhouse right across from it. A bunch of flaming youth are hanging out by a fivver. They're talking about some hash house I think. There's a Java shop on the corner too.

K- wtf pls no

K- anything but the slang terms

S- My name is Sapnap. hello, don't! YELLING?

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Q- I'll start using Spanish too. I've got the suitcase, the folding chair, and the coffee. Fireman, glad to see you've joined us. Tell Mike if he ever needs a body buried with no questions asked, he can call me.

K- that's three different topics in one text

K- you should space it out more

K- 🙂😘😘😍😍ily

K- I bet you don't even know where the emojis are

Q- Bet. /~(°_°)~\

K- omg wtf is that!?

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Q- It's an emoji. What else would it be? They're in the paper sometimes.

K- lol, Ducky doesn't know where to find the emojis

Q- I found them. They're all just creepy looking. Plus they feel lazy. No thought put into their creation.

K- NO THOUGHT!!!!!!!

K- 😦😢😫😤😡🤬

K- take it back

Q- No.

K- but there are so many cool ones!!!!

K- 👽👻🧜‍♀️🐶🦧🐆🐅🦄🦚🦜🐉🦕🦖🐠🌹🏵🌌🌈🎉🎊🪢🏳️‍🌈

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Q- +-(>_<);>

K- what does that one mean

Q- It's flipping you off. It's giving you the middle finger.

K- GASP

K- BY MY OWN BOYFRIEND!!!!!

K- Sapnap Q is being mean to meeeee!!!!!

K- 😢😢😭😭😢😢

Q- Where are you Sapnap? Why isn't he responding? Is he okay?

K- idk

K- he's been typing the entire time

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S- Dear Karl and Quackity, I do hope this text finds you in good health and good time. I have found myself at Peter's Petting Palace with the soap, gasoline, and the Goat. It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that the Goat is not for sale and it must remain in its enclosure if we are to use it in our plan. Mike, who works at Peter's Petting Palace, has declined a hug from myself but offers to hug Karl if the god that resides in this dimension provides fast enough travel that you arrive here before the end of his shift. He also says he'll keep Quackity's offer of hiding bodies in mind for the future. In regards to your emoji argument, I take no side except XD's. As you just saw, XD, is both my gods name and a laughing face. Therefore, I do believe it wins. I urge you to hurry and find yourselves horses to ride, the Goat keeps trying to eat my pants. With all my love and greatest wishes, have safe travels. Signed, Head Knight Of The Neather Kingdom's, Sapnap Halo.

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K- oh

K- there he is

Q- ugvuyvvvhgvfydd

K- you learned how to keysmash!!!

K- good job!!!

Q- We'll be there soon pal. Keep your pins away from its trap. Maybe sock it's schnozzle and it'll fade. I'll glaum a heap and pick up Karl on the way. See you two cats soon.

K- I'm begging you to stop

Q- Then beg.

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The Misadventures of Teaching Your Knight and Your Mobster How To Text

A long but accurate title. Under the cut to save space. @inkytrinket-irii this ended up being exactly 10 pictures! I didn't even plan it! Image description in reblog.