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#im so?/? jealous of u rn help
averlym · 9 months
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Do you think if I go to the Tower of London right before watching six I can bring the ghost of Anne Boleyn with me to the theatre
WAIT YOU'RE GOING THERE
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tamagotchikgs · 6 months
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been trying to figure out just how i am going to explain how wildly my brain has been altered since the last time i saw my therapist && it make me realize all of this has happened in 1 month,,,,,,,,,,, it feels like . eons. eternity . in the best way possible
#normally everything feels so short#my anxiety just speeds me through it before i can even take a second to enjoy or even experience anything. everything is a dusty blur#but ive been ok#i've actually had good times ive mayb even started 2 feel close to a person for the first time in my life#feel safe w them#anxiety cant get me when im in their shield bubble#listening 2 em talk n even just Exist like woag ur the best thing in this whole world#just bbzbzbzbzbbzz#of course there r also the Horrors that do come w it just due 2 my avpd but . it still feels so different#and i like to ignore those because they make me feel like a monster i am not jealous noo i am so normal i am very normal#i am beating my jealousy side with a stick and i Will win#i have never and Will never act on it#if i ignore it they cant b real#also i do know it's illogical whihc helps#honestly though im used 2 it because ill get jealous if like . a stranger is nice to me and then is nice to some1 else. like oh. oh it was#all a rouse u want me dead u hate me#and it's like. homie. pal. that is normal. they're not abandoning u theyre not trying to set u up for humiliation#theyre just living their life#it's kinda weird tho because i will get feelings like that simultaneously with knowing i am Nothing i am a Horrid beast no one deserves to#even have to see#and knwoing i am not allowed to care about people and there is no shot in hell they will be even nice to me#so it;s just . a lot of things swirling constant;ly#painful emotions all around there is no joy#(except for rn. with them. i can b free from my brain)
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keyotos · 1 year
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he does it so well
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summary ⎯ hot things they do.
includes ⎯ dan heng, gepard, blade, sampo, & jing yuan.
tana's words ⎯ struggling with writing requests rn so i wrote something short to clear writer's block. im sorry guys i'll get to them soon i promise 😭
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dan heng
⎯ waits for you before turning the page on a book. he notices that you are reading along with him and waits for you to signal that you're ready before carrying on.
⎯ private > public. he will brush your hand in public but he will be all over you in private. instead of only brushing your hand, dan heng will be brushing up on you. more touchy in private than in public.
⎯ pushes the hair out of your face when it's getting in your way. but he does it in a more sensual way. his fingers graze your lips as he agonizingly drags his hand through your hair.
⎯ long day? melts into your body at night. runs his hands up and down your arms as a way to relieve stress?? leans his head into your neck and sighs so dreamily??? like hello?? lips grazing your neck???
⎯ hot morning voice. raspy and rough. also kind of scratchy. when he tells you, "five more minutes," how could you say no to THAT voice? he knows of this effect and makes sure to use it to his full advantage
⎯ very observant. knows everything you like; knows your routines; knows you. he's the first to compliment you if you got a haircut or new outfit/nails/whatever. it always make you blush bc how is he always the first one to figure these things out?!?@#$%
⎯ gets jealous a little too easily. doesn't do anything verbal about it. opts for being a little more touchy than usual. he thinks it's embarrassing and he wants to hide his face into his pillow when you tease him about it.
⎯ lip biter. not when y'all are kissing, but when he tries to hide his smile or his laugh he bites his lip. you find it so cute and you just want to grab him and just connect your lips with his.
⎯ nerd. hot sexy nerd. he'll tell you about animals and mitosis and python and he's just so intelligent. helps you with problem solving things (probably puzzles idk) and he stands/leans over you with his breath dancing on the back of your neck.
⎯ jawline kisser. if he wants something from you he gives chaste kisses to your jawline. he does that when he's bored too ig. very big on jaw kisses and secretly loves when you flush because of them.
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gepard
⎯ blushes when you compliment him. he looks so adorable you just wanna pinch his cheeks and smother him. he gets even more embarrassed
⎯ big domestic guy. ntm on casual stuff or situationships. if he wants you, he'll let you know (even if he's blushing his way through it).
⎯ he is not shy. in the beginning he might be a little shy, but later on the relationship he'll get bolder. chaste kisses on the lips becomes long make-out sessions on his bed after a rather tiring day on the front lines. and if he hasn't seen you in a while... i will let you guys interpret.
⎯ leans down to listen to you. he's literally gigantic and when he LEANS DOWN just to hear what you say... and it's so innocent too but the way you look up at him doesn't make it so innocent anymore...
⎯ pins you to the wall on accident. may or may not be inspired by teenage dream. anyway, he does a lot of hot things on accident and doesn't even realize it. so you are trying not to explode while gepard is enjoying his merry day while caging you underneath him.
⎯ acts like a knight since u always make jokes that he's your "knight in shining armor." so dedicated that he kisses your knuckles out of nowhere and it makes you want to FAINT. like you could be reading and (out of nowhere) he takes your hand away from your book and kisses ur knuckles. AND HE HOLDS EYE CONTACT WHILE DOING IT.
⎯ flirty without knowing it. says something cute and flirty but doesn't realize it until you say something. and he says it so calmly too; like drops it into a convo
⎯ runs a hand through your hair before you two sleep. he just wants to keep you close and he just wants to feel you because he never gets to come home often.
⎯ ROLLS UP. HIS SLEEVES. TO HIS FOREARMS. he does this when he's particularly stressed. like come here i can show you a way to destress (i'm so sorry).
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blade
⎯ he's only shirtless when YOU are around. he trusts you enough to show all of himself around you. you are reliable and trustworthy enough to be able to know the entirety of him: his body, his mind, his past, etc.
⎯ intensely loyal to you. like if he had to choose between the world and you he would obviously choose you. would do anything for you, would buy anything for you, would steal anything for you: you guys get the gist.
⎯ he's so loving only towards you. silver wolf and kafka like to tease him for it (especially silver wolf... bc how can he play a game with you and not her). he does little things for you, like picking lint off of your outfit or pulling your hair back when you're eating something. or pulling your hair back when you're doing something...
⎯ LOVES when you wear his clothing. his shirt his jacket ANYTHING. whatever it is, he will be going crazy for it. has a thing for when you wear his shirts; you just look so good and you're wearing something that's HIS. not anyone else's; HIS SHIRT.
⎯ has a little possessive streak. it's not a weird and overprotective possessive thing tho. more so, "no silver wolf you are not going to force them to play games with you." maybe it's more overprotective than possessive, but secretly he wants you all to himself and he does NOT want to share.
⎯ speaking of being overprotective, he is also just regular protective. he walks on the side near the road so you don't have to. he grabs your arm to pull you away from something dangerous. he shields you so he'll get hit before you. yk, cute stuff like that. your safety is his priority, no matter what.
⎯ he is the type to be like, "who did this to you??" and he WILL be hunting that person down. but not without urgently caring for you first.
⎯ his touch is so filled with emotion, genuineness, earnestness, and sincere. i hc that blade doesn't have much relationship experience and he isn't very wordy, so when he hugs you or touches you, all of his emotions are poured into his hands/fingers/etc. all of what he feels for you (which is very much) is shown in his physical touch.
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sampo
⎯ MANSPREADS. i said it. HE IS A MANSPREADER. elbows resting on top of his knees as he says something super coy or flirty towards you, and sometimes you even have to PHYSICALLY avert your eyes away.
⎯ a tease. if you lean in for a kiss, he'll lean backwards. if he's missing you, his fingertips will dance along the bare skin of your sides, and then he'll pull away to make you want him as much as he wants you. he is so INFURIATING.
⎯ if he flusters you and you blush n try to cover your face with something (literally anything), he'll grab whatever you're holding so he could see your face. to him, you look the prettiest when you're smiley and flustered, such as in those situations.
⎯ if you're going on a long tangent about something, he'll kiss you on your lips randomly. he doesn't mind your rambling, he thinks it's adorable, which is why he does it. it always leaves you with your jaw dropped before you could continue what you were saying.
⎯ the type to lock himself in a closet with you but on accident. you guys don't know how you two even got into that situation, but sampo is with you, so he couldn't be happier. big quality time guy.
⎯ brings you little trinkets or gifts based on his "business" adventures. whenever he sees something, he gets it for you. his mind is usually racing about you anyway, so he can't help himself when he develops a spending problem because of you
⎯ sings with you to songs. you could be singing in the shower and then you hear this agitating, grating voice. he's a terrible singer, but he'll do anything as long as you're there with him, so he sings with you anyway.
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jing yuan
⎯ wakes up and the first thing he does is admire you. he studies every single one of your facial features, acting as if he's never seen them before when he wakes up to your face every day. he finds beauty all around you: in your sleeping face, on the bridge of your nose, the pout of your lips when you're asleep. he just loves all of you.
⎯ a flirt and PROUD. he's bold with his quips. not afraid of initiating affection in public but he prefers private which i think is much sexier.
⎯ neck kisser. heavy on neck kisses (especially in the morning). practically an entire body kisser tbh. he can't get enough of you, and in a world where loneliness strives (immortality), he's grateful that he has you for the time being.
⎯ grabs your chin and tilts your head up if he wants you. he doesn't do it forcefully, more like a gentle smush. he locks eyes with you and omfg it makes your heart beat sm. like why are you looking at me LIKE THAT. so sensually or whateva....
⎯ urges you to come closer to him so he can whisper something in your ear. when do you come closer to him, he pulls you by the waist and gets super close to your ear. like lips brushing your ear. and he blows a raspberry in it. so stupid but too lovable.
⎯ lies down in your lap if you two are lounging together. since he's so busy, he doesn't get to lounge around often, so he likes to be as close to you as possible.
⎯ if he wants to kiss you, you will know. not because he'll tell you. but because of the specific LOOK he gives you. his eyes are narrowed under the spell of seduction, focusing only on your lips. his mouth is slightly parted like he is ready to kiss you, and the way he tilts his head down...
⎯ patient for you. will wait for you even when he is dying to feel you once again. he has to deal with yanqing so he holds a lot of patience. but he won't rush you with anything, lets you move at your own pace, and gives you help if needed. overall sweet guy.
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i hope this motivates me into finishing my requests
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algae-tm · 11 days
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LOVE STORY
Max Verstappen x Author!Reader
Author’s Note: IM BACK!! To put things into perspective, I started this smau when Alex’s insta was still private! Tbh I started writing it cause I like love her, I can’t call her mother cause she’s like a month older than me, but that’s cousin right there. Anyways sorry for the hiatus i was spiralling due to a man 😔😔 it happens to the baddest bitches, and also sort of writers block so pls give me requests! But to make up for the fact that I’ve been gone, this fic is fat as fuck so enjoy
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alexandrasaintmleux: gorgeous gorgeous girls are published authors!!!! y/n, y/n! I remember when you used to force me to read when I wanted to play princesses and now you’ve written a goddam book!!! In awe of u 📕🥰🥰
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yn.reads : ALEXXXX!! my gorgeous sister! I couldn’t have done it without you!! Love you endlessly!
— user1 : wait r they sisters???!!
— user5 : no! hope this helps.
— user6 : pls use your brain
— user7 : they’ve known eachother forever! y/n moved to Monaco when she was 4, so they refer to eachother as sisters.
charles_leclerc: bravo y/n! Well deserved
maxverstappen1: 👏🏻👏🏻
— user43: 🤨🤨
— user10: wait do they know eachother?
— user15: not as far as i know…
— user12: Max doesn’t even follow Alex, why is he here?
— user17: interesting 🤭🤭
— alexandrasaintmleux: very interesting…
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yn.reads: @alexandrasaintmleux thank you for letting me shake ass on your yacht, and cosplay as a rich monegasque while doing it! Your support has meant the world to me, you’re the reason Everything I Know About Love was written, cause you have taught me everything I know about love, friendship, life! You can purchase my book in just under a week guys!!
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alexandrasaintmleux: I’m so proud of you baby xx
— yn.reads: i love you so much alex, i had to write 124,567 words to express it
— alexandrasaintmleux: 🥹🥹
—charles_leclerc: am i intruding on something?
— yn.reads: yes!
user12: no but Alex and y/n’s friendship is literally my favourite thing
user11: is y/n not a rich monegasque?
— user10: she’s not even from Monaco, and she grew up with a single mum who I’m p sure just has a normal job so no
user14: not y/n using Alex for her money
— yn.reads: do y’all never get tired? Or is hating on the internet like your job?
— user14: no I have an actual job you should try it sometime…
— yn.reads: girl???? I just wrote a book?????
maxverstappen1 : I will read this book
— yn.reads: thank you max verstappen, current f1 champion
— user16: 🤨🤨🤨
— alexandrasaintmleux: what am I witnessing rn
— yn.reads: 🙃🙃
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lewishamilton: 👏🏾👏🏾
— yn.reads: WHAT THE FRICK LEWISHAMILTON??? What are you doing here??????!!
— alexandrasaintmleux: girl you good??
— yn.reads: am I good?? AM IGOOD?? Lewis freaking Hamilton knows I exist!!!
— charles_leclerc: please stop embarrassing me in front of my coworkers
— yn.reads: kick rocks leclerc
pierregasly: well done, me and kika already have our copies
— yn.reads: 🥺🥺 thank you pear and kiks
alexandrasaintmleux: so proud of you mon ange
— yn.reads: I love you so much alex
— user12: their friendship is so cute I can’t
— yn.reads: friendship?? We’re lovers!
— user12: wait are you actually???
— charles_lecelrc: NO
— yn.reads: don’t be jealous sharl
charles_leclerc: well done I guess
— yn.reads: thank you I guess
— alexandrasaintmleux: aww my two favourite people getting along ❤️🥺🥺
— user12: I need my doctor to prescribe me whatever the fuck Alex is on EXPEDITIOUSLY
user14: girl no one gives a fuck about your book launch, we want to know wtf happened at the after party??!
—user15 wait, did I miss something what happened?
— user14: it’s all over social media but it starts with max and ends in verstappen
maxverstappen1: simply lovely
— user14: well well well
— user15: and she didn’t even interact with his comment
— user14: very interesting…
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charles_leclerc: I made this happen everyone! It was me! I did it!
— yn.reads: yes well done percy, we’re well aware
— user12: wait a minute Charles did something nice for y/n?
— user14: my moneys on the fact he was just trying to get rid of her so he could spend time with Alex
— charles_leclerc: what if i told you im a mastermind 😎
yn.reads: it isn’t much but it’s honest work 😔
— danielricciardo: has he learnt his abc’s??
— yn.reads: just about he gets stuck on x, it’s a very difficult letter
— danielricciardo: happens to the best of us 😞
— yn.reads: @/danielricciardo hey I actually have a question for you??
— maxverstappen1: NO!! Y/N DO NOT ASK UR QUESTION
— yn.reads: ☹️☹️
user16: is this a hard launch??
— user14: Idek anymore 😭
— user17: like knowing y/n she might actually just be giving him reading lessons
— maxverstappen1: guys of course I can actually read
— user16: yeah sure you can! That’s the spirit!
yn.reads: I bagged the baddest bitch y’all
—maxverstappen1: 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️💅🏼💅🏼
— alexandrasaintmleux: I thought I was the baddest bitch???
— yn.reads: oh my god… OH MY GOD, I didn’t think this through… @/maxverstappen1 what do you think of a throuple??
— maxverstappen1: NO
— charles_leclerc: NO
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d3stinyist1red · 5 days
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GIRLIE, YANDERE OLDER MAFIA BOSS!!(TAKE YOUR TIME IF YOU HAVE OTHER REQUESTSSSS!!💗)
ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴀғɪᴀ ʙᴏss x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ
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yan mafia boss who you work under, with him being your boss and your his right hand woman
yan mafia boss who treats you like you own him, following with whatever you say
yan mafia boss who doesnt like any medics touching him, wanting you to be one treating him
The medic was standing in front of him, clearly fearful for her life bc the man in front of her could kill her if she did the slight mistake. She tried to pat and help the wounds of the Mafia boss who smacked her hand away and huffed.
"Bring me my n/n, now." He said glaring at her as she quickly nodded, basically running to you. She told you about how he refused to let her help and touch him as you sighed. You rubbed your temple before nodding and smiling at her.
"Don't worry, Ill deal with him." You said politely, nodding at her before walking past her, going to the room where he was at. You opened the door and you saw the way his eyes lit up, and a grin landed on his usually nonchalant face. "Love!" He said, as you walked up to him.
"Why are always acting so stubborn to the medics? You know that they're there to help you, idiot." You said clearly irritated, making him pout and tilt his head. "But, I want you to help me!!...and have your hands all over my body..." He whined, grabbing your hand and resting it on his cheek, looking up at you with hearts in his eyes.
yan mafia boss who has to always be in constant contact with you
ʏ/ɴsᴅ𝟷ᴅɪᴄᴋʀɪᴅᴇʀ!
n/nnn
where are uuuuu
n/nnnnn
n/nnnn
...?
...
...
no reply?
Have other hoes?
YOU DO DONT YOU?!!!?!?!!?
i hate u.
You getting blocked.
dont talk to me. I know you hate me.
Okay, im going to kill my self.
...?
....
...
This is (yans name, yall could make sum up) cat, he just shot himself
do you love him
...
...?
baby you know that was all a prank
i love u
pls let me eat ur ass
i wanna slurp ur kitty so good that the only thing i could taste is u mami
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ʏ/ɴsᴅ𝟷ᴅɪᴄᴋʀɪᴅᴇʀ!
ur rlly gonna leave me on seen?
ur lucky i dont come and cream all over ur face rn
pls touch me
yan mafia boss who has his bodyguards protect you no matter where you go
"Okat sigma 1, hawk tuah, ohio go protect n/n, you better fucking protect her with your life, ya hear?!" He said to his bodygaurds aggressively, scowling them down as they shook in fear,....i think one of them peed their pants...erm!
yan mafia boss who is madly jealous, putting a bullet into anyone's head he sees as threat for your love.
yan mafia boss who when you arent around, he struggles to sleep. He tosses and turns, his mind racing with scenarios about what they might be doing or who they’re with. "is she with that ugly bitch from work again?! Is she with one of my bodyguards?! Is she cheating on me?!" He hiccuped through his sobs, biting on his nails, hair all messy from tossing and turning throughout his sleep
He often wakes up in a cold sweat, feeling empty without them next to him. If you spends the night somewhere else, he'll start spamming you on everything even roblox.. If you dont answer within 5 mins, he immediately sends his men to try to find you, and paces around his house, restless waiting for your reply. bruh u were js buying sum takis...
yan mafia boss who is your boss who favors you a little too much!!! <333
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IM PROB GONNA UPDATE SOME MORE ON TUMBLR BUT IM STILL ON BREAK ON WATTPAD CUZ I LOST MY GOD DAMN PHONEEE
SORRY IF THIS IS SHORT I DIDNT RLLY KNOW WHAT TO DO FOR MAFIA BOSS YAN
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leilanihours · 4 months
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# TO THE MOON AND TO SATURN
pairing: kate martin x teammate!reader
word count: n/a bc its a social media blurb
warnings: none !
summary: you spend your twenty-fourth birthday with your girlfriend and teammates.
⭑ from lani: my second social media blurb for bae kate! i used a random girl from pinterest as the face claim but again imagine whoever!
masterlist !
katemartin
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katemartin happy birthday to my beautiful girl @ yourusername love u to the moon and to saturn 🤍🪐
yourusername [pinned] thank you so much my love 🤍 to the moon and to saturn 🌙🪐
↳ katemartin love u sm u old grandma 🥹
↳ yourusername she got jokes today yall.
user01 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAV RAINBOW 🩷🌈
caitlinclark22 how come y/n got a midnight post but not me 😐
↳ katemartin maybe cus shes my wife idk tho just a thought
↳ yourusername "wife" 🥹 i like the sound of that 👀
↳ katemartin 💍
↳ yourusername u did not just propose in the comment section of an instagram post
↳ katemartin im not hearing a no ☺️☺️
↳ yourusername okay here: no.
↳ katemartin 😔
↳ caitlinclark22 L proposal tbh do better kate
↳ katemartin shut up.
user02 this is adorable stop omg
user03 u stole my gf kate 🥲
jadagyamfi okay couple goals love this
↳ katemartin wheres the birthday wish to y/n.
↳ jadagyamfi i sent her a whole paragraph already MOM 😓
↳ katemartin good.
lisabluder cute!!! happy birthday y/n!!!
↳ katemartin thanks!!
↳ yourusername hello?
↳ katemartin hi 👋
↳ user05 help.
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yourusername the perks of having a summer birthday ☀️🎂
katemartin no summertime sadness here
↳ yourusername omg ldr reference?? i've taught u well.
↳ katemartin ☺️
gabbie.marshall gorgeous gorgeous birthday for a gorgeous gorgeous girl 💕
↳ yourusername love u gabs. love u. 💕
jadagyamfi miss 20 something 🥹🥹
↳ yourusername i finally understand what sza was talking about 😋
iowawbb our fav guard is getting old 🥹
↳ yourusername stop dont say that im gonna have a midlife crisis
↳ caitlinclark22 u just turned 24. wdym midlife crisis.
↳ yourusername why ru such a hater td cc 😓
↳ katemartin its bc shes jealous u grew another inch taller than her this year
↳ caitlinclark22 IM NOT JEALOUS
↳ katemartin yikes the all caps is telling me otherwise
↳ caitlinclark22 i will push you into the ocean rn.
↳ katemartin do it. i have my goggles ready 🥽.
↳ yourusername yall realize these are insta comments and not imsg 😭😭?
↳ katemartin just standing my ground bby 🫡
user02 HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRETTY GIRL MY FAV WBB PLAYER 🫶
↳ user03 shes mid at best
↳ katemartin me when i lie
↳ user02 kate ur so real 😭🙏
hannahstuelke girlys bday 🥹💕
↳ yourusername ILY HANNAHBEAR 💕
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yourspam gems from this past week with my favs 🤍 i love my friends and MY GIRLFRIEND!
katespam um u mean UR WIFE!
↳ yourspam u havent proposed let alone married me KATE!
↳ katespam i did in my comments Y/N!
↳ caitspam u got rejected KATE!
↳ katespam u need to leave CAITLIN!
↳ caitspam 😒
sydneyspam where r my photo creds 🥲
↳ yourspam in my heart ❤️
↳ sydneyspam u only use that colored heart when ur being sarcastic.
↳ yourspam why ever would u think that ❤️
↳ sydneyspam im glad ur bday is over.
↳ yourspam okay time to be quiet freshie ❤️
↳ sydneyspam IM ONE YEAR BELOW U.
↳ yourspam close enough ❤️
nikaspam hi babe happy birthday!!
↳ yourspam HI NIKA TY BABE!!
↳ katemartin babe 🤨
↳ yourspam leave🚪
gabbiespam i didnt make the dump this time 😔💔
↳ yourspam DUMP ROUND TWO LOADING...
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— leilani signing off ! 📁
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pablitosgf · 1 year
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𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 — op81 !
𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 ! — oscar piastri x fem!f1presenter!reader
𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎 ! — in which oscar asks for your number after an interview you did with him. little did you know a little birdie was watching the interaction…
𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ! — some misspelling in the threads and curse words.
𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 ! — also i fucked up w the dates and im way too tired to fix them… also realized jan 15 wasn’t even when oscar was in mclaren yet. i worked on this late at night so please excuse all the mistakes 😭.
𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓 ! — smau
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𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 !
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𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌 !
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f1 babe you're the view 😍
↳ you're too sweet admin, love u 🫶🏼
anna_paull gorgeous!!
↳ stop im fangirling so hard rn! you're literally amazing & i love your content!!
anna_paull thank you prettyy! 🩷
user1 Y/N WHO IS THE LUCKY GUY??
user2 BABE IK I SAW THE TWEETS
user3 IKR LIKE SPILL U CANT HIDE IT NO MORE
user4 pretty, pretty, pretty girl
↳ thats all you, love ❤️
user5 so did everyone see the tweet?
user6 yes
user7 yes
user8 yes
user9 yes
user10 yes
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𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 !
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𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌 !
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oscarpiastri i love you ❤️
↳ i love you so much
user1 STOP THIS IS SO CUTE
user2 MY HEARTTTT
user3 MY PARENTSS 🫶🏼🫶🏼
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yoursibling finally, i had to deal w these fuckers for months. MONTHS I TELL YOU
↳ i smell jealousy.
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landonorris what about us oscar? WHAT ABOUT US? 😭
↳ l-look lando… i’m sorry.. i love someone else, and thats y/n.
landonorris HOW COULD YOU?! I LOVED YOU! FOR WEEKS, MONTHS, AND YEARS. *SLAPS AND RUNS AWAY*
↳ wait! l-lando listen to me!
yourusername sorry lando, guess I stole your bitch
landonorris HOMEWRECKER!!!
user1 wtf is this comment section 😭
user2 HELP THEYRE SO FUNNY 💀
user3 my divorced parents 😞 landonorris oscarpiastri
user4 we knew. we all knew.
yourusername look man… we tried our best 😒
↳ if it weren’t for those gossip accs everything would’ve gone well 🙁
yoursibling so cute! (im throwing up)
↳ stay jealous xoxo
yourusername thank you! (im not driving you to starbucks)
yoursibling FUCK WAIT IM SORRY
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ohimsummer · 8 months
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✎ . . .❝ PICK UP, DAMMIT. ❞
— suggestive beginning (it's not what you think), jealous satosugu if u squint, shoko x reader (?), poly! satosugu verse, thinking about calling her sho..........constantly
⭑ ࣪ ˖ sum’z notes.ᐟ i bought a wax kit recently and it was the worst pain just ever, kms
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“O-ow, fuck!”
“Shoko, please, not so har- ah!”
“Do you need me to go slower?,” she asks with hints of a mocking tone.
“…No, it's fine. Just stop pulling them so hard, I can't take it.”
"Aw, come on. I could be much rougher than this, ya know?"
"Sho, cut it out!"
She laughs as you suck in a deep breath, giving her a look that says you’re ready, and Shoko yanks upwards in one swift motion. Yelps fill the air, loud and a lot, like you’re a kicked dog. The pain eases when you slap a palm over the skin, soothing the burn. Shoko pats your head to console you, though the way she looks into your eyes is also a little patronizing, teasing. Your phone buzzes nearby.
“Only a little more to go, ya ready?”
“Shit, I guess.” You roll the joint of your arm to reduce the soreness in your shoulder. This was taking a lot longer than you’d planned.
“Alright, I’ll count down this time.” Taking hold of the wax strip, Shoko catches your gaze before speaking. “3…2…” You inhale and brace yourself, squeezing your eyes shut. “1!”
Another cry as she yanks the remaining wax away from your armpit, setting it down on your leg and placing a gentle hand on the burning skin. Your head falls back as relief floods your system. A deep sigh frees itself from your lungs.
“Finally.” You blow out a breath, traces of a whistle come out with it. “That shit hurt.”
“I told you it was gonna be bad. But nooo,” Shoko rolls her eyes as she coats your armpit in the after-wax spray. “Big, bad y/n didn’t wanna listen to little ol’ me.”
“Shut up.” You elbow her in the side. Your phone buzzes again, and there’s a knock on the door before Shoko can comment on it.
“Is that them?,” she asks. “Damn, did they run over here?”
You pick up your phone and read the pile of texts, mostly from Gojo, that they sent after your last reply.
sugar🫶🏾: ???
pretty boy!!💙: WTF
pretty boy!!💙: NO WAY IN HELL
pretty boy!!💙: WE CAN DO A WAY BETTER JOB
sugar🫶🏾
missed facetime video call
sugar🫶🏾: y/n r u being serious rn…?
pretty boy!!💙: SHE BETTER NOT BE
(After you never answered)
4 missed calls from pretty boy!!💙 1 missed call from sugar🫶🏾
pretty boy!!💙: PICK UP DAMMIT
pretty boy!!💙: BABY YOU CAN’T LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THIS
sugar🫶🏾: im coming over
pretty boy!!💙: ME TOO
Shoko giggles at the texts over your shoulder, both of you ignoring the rapid knocking at your door. “Why are they so worried, did they want to help you try out your new kit that bad?”
A smile spreads on your face. “I told them you were giving me a Brazilian.”
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tagz: @anthoosies @staryukis @mysugu
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ssparksflyy · 1 month
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BUT I DONT WANNA DANCE, IF IM NOT DANCING WITH YOU ♡ !
pairing percy jackson x ballerina!reader summary (smau) just a few days in the life as a pro ballerina nd her loving bf ( ꈍ◡ꈍ) an guys i dont know anything abt ballet please dont come for me 😭 also!! first smau and first time writing in foreverrrrr
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soyn last few days in the studio have been soso hectic but im forever great full i get to spend them with some of the most beautiful amazing dancers in the whole wide worlddd ‹𝟹 ( dont forget to buy ur tickets for our upcoming recital !! )
annie.beth u guys literally look so good !! popped in the other day to help with lighting issues and oh em gee im so excited nd proud!!
⤷ soyn and u didnt say hello !! literally what !!
⤷ annie.beth my boss didnt let me ᴖ̈
⤷ soyn they hate to see us together fr
tallesttiptoes blood sweat nd tears going into this guys buy ur tickets ꃋᴖꃋ
⤷ soyn no literally like the amount of band-aids i have on rn ....
⤷ perseajackson can confirm shes gone through two boxes of hello kitty band-aids in the last month
lightning.mcqueen where can i buy tickets plsss (ㅅ´ ˘ `)
⤷ soyn TY JASON !! (balletwebsite.com) !!
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perseajackson day like forty seven of trying new recipes except when i tried making what i had originally planned i spilled like half of our salt ... we resorted to pasta but its a win cause my gf loves pasta
fireboy how the hell did u spill half of ur salt
⤷ perseajackson ive literally watched you intentionally put seven cups of salt into a cake before
⤷ fireboy ... and what im a salty man
⤷ prettygirlpipes we know
lightning.mcqueen waiting for the day u make me dinner ᴖ̈
⤷ perseajackson ill make u a full course meal bro dw
⤷ lightning.mcqueen bro ily
⤷ perseajackson omg no ily more
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soyn best chef in ny fr !! after ur mom ofc
⤷ perseajackson real i can never compete with her she'd eat me up
⤷ soyn its cause she's sally jackson babe dw
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now playing ... birds of a feather by billie eilish
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prettygirlpiper group met up at the fair this weekend nd omg ... i have not laughed n had so much fun since i cant even remember like core memory fr + everybody's fav couple making the whole fair feel single
annie.beth WE LITERALLY NEED TO DO THIS MORE IT WAS SM FUN
⤷ fireboy YALL DONT UNDERSTAND I HAVE NO LIFE IM FREE WHENEVERRR ( ˶•ᴖ•) !!
hazelluvsu i had so much fun except for when i almost died of laughter after watching jason lose at thirteen games in a row
⤷ lightning.mcqueen TRAITOR
⤷ perseajackson damnnnn u did my man dirty hazel
⤷ letsbefrank nah cause it was genuinely sad after a while
⤷ lightning.mcqueen percy ur the only one who understands me
soyn ily guys sm omgggg (pipes dont be shy send me that pic ˘ ³˘)
⤷ prettygirlpiper i gotchu pooks dw ♡
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soyn im working late, cause im a singer dancer ( recital is in two days we r stressing but so ready !! )
tallesttiptoes OH YEAH im so ready (im not ready at all) literally so pumped (crying in my closet rn) i CANNOT wait (im going to kms)
⤷ luvrgirlsteph WE GOT THIS GIRL DONT KYS ‹𝟹
perseajackson ilysm babe u got this !!
⤷ soyn tysm percy ily (˃̣̣̥ᴖ˂̣̣̥)
⤷ prettygirlpiper omg i hate u guys #bringbacktoxiccouples
⤷ perseajackson stay jealous
hazelluvsu u got this yn !! ur an amazing leader i just know all the girls in ur studio r so lucky to be working with u !!
⤷ tallesttiptoes YESS WE AREEEE
⤷ luvrgirlsteph yn my fav dancer fr !!
⤷ soyn ilysm pretty girls ‹𝟹
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now playing ... new years day by taylor swift
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soyn theres glitter on the floor after the party, girls carrying their shoes down in the lobby, and i am holding onto these memories as they hold onto me- we did it !!
perseajackson words cannot explain how proud i am of u babe, i literally started crying and the guy next to me hugged me and we cried TOGETHER
⤷ soyn NO WAY NO U DID NOT
⤷ lightning.mcqueen yes he did leo and i can confirm ill send u the pics rn
⤷ soyn THIS IS GOLDEN WHAT
fireboy THAT WAS SO COOL U LOOKED LIKE A PRINCESS I WANNA DO BALLET
⤷ soyn BETTTT LEO U GOT THAT
⤷ prettygirlpiper ohmygod i cannot wait to see how this ends
annie.beth U GUYS DID SO WELL IT WAS AMAZING !!
⤷ hazelluvsu my jaw was literally on the floor to whole time ꃋᴖꃋ
⤷ letsbefrank drop the leg day routine cause HOW
⤷ soyn STOPPP ILY GUYS SM (˃̣̣̥ᴖ˂̣̣̥)
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© ssparksflyy ┊ ur user was inspired by so high school n so american - like if you put my name in it would be 'sobells' yk?? yk.
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marlenesluv · 11 months
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Star of the show. (CL)
summary: when charles leclerc hard launches his actress girlfriend, star of teen wolf as scott mccalls sister, fans go crazy.
note: obviously in the show, scott doesn’t have a sister, but pretend for me, kk? lol
fc: christina nadin (love her)
warnings: language, and sexual comments
masterlist here -> masterlist link
^ check my list for all posts! ^
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liked by: y/n.user, carlossainz55, and 1,923,035 others
charles_leclerc: the star of the show, and my heart (and the ferrari paddock)
view comments…
ferrarifwiends: did charles just hard launch his gf and expect us not to freak tf out????
y/n.user: awww you used cute pictures of me😮‍💨🫶
↳ charles_leclerc: every picture of you is cute, chérie
↳ user7: oh shit. he’s def getting head for that one
↳ user3: UNCALLED FOR (agreed)
leclerc.edittpg: HOLY SHIT
teenwolffansss: mother is dating a vroom man?
landonorris: she helped me meet dylan obrien guys!!
↳ oscarpiastri: yeah and you never shut up about it
↳ landonorris: you’re just jealous
user5: and she’s close with the paddock?
↳ charycarlos: we have been fooled by the monégasque again
y/nfanedits8: she’s taken? i now have no chance 💔
user1: the fries and the espresso martini look so good
↳ 1655charlossss: i’m sayingggg
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
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liked by: charles_leclerc, francisca.cgomes, and 1,240,925 others
y/n.user: my shining star
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tylerposey58: not to be a protective set big brother..
↳ y/n.user: ur the best sibling i could have ever asked for :’)
↳ tylerposey58: love you and miss you. pls visit me and phem
↳ y/n.user: i’ll bring char
↳ charles_leclerc: :)
stilesstilinski4life: kinda wanted her and dylan to date..
↳ y/n.fppp: just be happy for her? her and dylan are bsfs, she’s dating charles ffs
user3: the way her and tyler are literally the best sibling duo (sibling soulmates. meant to be actual sibling i swear)
charles_leclerc: je t’aime
↳ y/n.user: je t’aime aussi
f1wags: such a beautiful couple, holy shit
charismybae16: omg we are gonna get bf charles pics AHHHHH
↳ wifey.y/n: nah, forget him, we get gf y/n pics OMG
user3: you guys are too cuteeeee
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
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y/n.user: fútbol and food (the best f’s)
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charles_leclerc: next to fucking
↳ y/n.user: charles OMG
↳ charles_leclerc: im not wrong, cherié
f1wags: y/n is turning charles into a bold commenter😭
dylanobrien: baseball is better
↳ y/n.user: mets games🧡💙
↳ dylanobrien: you need to come back so we can go?? bring charles so you can culture him
↳ charles_leclerc: texting the gc now, this sounds so fun
user4: UGH THEY HAVE A GC?!?!?!
hollandroden: you are so beautiful!? miss out girls nights :(
↳ crystalmreed: let’s hangout soon!
↳ y/n.user: holland <3 and yes we should!!
betateenwolfedits: these pictures are pure gold
user4: where’s kika?
↳ francisca.cgomes: i’m at a fashion show, lol. had to leave y/n alone with the guys :(
↳ y/n.user: SAVE ME KIKA
↳ francisca.cgomes: OMW!!
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
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charles_leclerc: we eat good🍷🍝
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y/n.user: CHICKEN🍗
↳ charles_leclerc: 😋😋😋
teenwolf: getting flashbacks from when y/n would order chicken nuggets 24/7 during filming
↳ y/n.user: miss u guys🤭
↳ teenwolf: we miss you more!🩵
y/nycharfp: they still look hot while shoving their faces, unfair
user7: favorite couple on the grid
dylansprayberry: nice to see you found someone who enjoys cooking as much as you do, y/n
↳ y/n.user: charles can NOT cook
f1wags: same pose, different food and person
bilesbilinski28: slayyyyy
danielricciardo: i want chicken
↳ y/n.user: let’s go get canes rn
↳ danielricciardo; omw rn actually
user2: i bet they actually do go and get canes….
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
daniels instagram story
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.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
your instagram story
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seen by: charles_leclerc, landonorris, and 1,386,299 others
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
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liked by: lilymhe, charles_leclerc, and 1,428,993 others
y/n.user: how these triple headers got us
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charles_leclerc: you look like an angel when you’re sleeping/waking up and i look like a gremlin :/
↳ y/n.user: char, no you do not
f1wags: shes barbie and he’s j ken fr
y/nsfp1: she looks sooo prettyyyy
francisca.cgomes: pretty girl
↳ y/n.user: ily kika
user4: prince of monaco sleeping?! make sure he stays safe!
crystalmreed: that’s my sleeping mask!
↳ y/n.user: whaaaaaa
teenwolfeditsss: they both are still hot while sleeping and after waking up?? i’m done for
kellypiquet: those selfies are so cute!!
↳ y/n.user: ty kelly!! 🫶
user9: i need a teen wolf reunion :(
↳ char.y/n.fp: i j need charles to meet them fr
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
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y/n:user: i always see people doing these aesthetic slide number things, so here’s mine 😋
1) charles tries a pepper that tyler posey got him
2) tyler holds the pepper while charles freaks out over the hotness
3) charles guzzles water while saying “too hot!! too hot!!”
4) charles and i found dylans look-alike!!
5) i think pierre and charles took this while me, kika, and tyler were walking around the mall infront of them. dylan was with them? i’m not sure tbh
6) took this picture a few days ago when we took charles, pierre, and kika to universal
view comments…
charles_leclerc: that pepper was too hot
↳ dylanobrien: one might say “too hot!! too hot!!”
↳ tylerposey58: “tyler why is it so spicy?!”
↳ charles_leclerc: cherié you’re friends are bullying me.
↳ y/n.user: it’s okay, char. ilysm you’re so brave for trying that pepper!❤️
↳ charles_leclerc: 🙂❤️
↳ tylerposey58: 🙄🙄
user2: MY TWO WORLDS COLLIDE
f1wags: she’s not even in these?? CRIMINAL!
landonorris: and she didn’t even invite me? :(
↳ y/n.user: you said you didn’t wanna go??
↳ landonorris: I LIED
f1page34: lmaooo, the pic of char and pierre
user7: MARIO AND LUIGIIII
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
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charles_leclerc: my own “aesthetic slide number things” but it’s all my gf (mostly)
1) woke y/n up at 7am to get breakfast and all she ordered was orange juice and chips & guac
2) y/n trying to fix dylan’s jeep (that didn’t happen)
3) espresso martini night!!!
4) no explanation needed
5) y/n crying because the mets lost
6) me in my new raincoat! :)
view comments…
user3: y/n is SUCH a mood😭
y/n.user: CHAR😦
↳ charles_leclerc: 😘
y/nsfansss7: MOTHER IS SLAYING WITH THOSE MARTINIS
f1wags: how many letters in y/n’s name?
↳ user3: ATEEEE
↳ author (me lolz): j pretend ur name is 8 letters for the smau😛
carlossainz55: it really is y/n’s world and we are all just living in it
↳ maxverstappen1: this is true
f1fanpage4: crying over the mets losing is such a y/n thing to do
dylanobrien: the mets losing is such a sad thing, i don’t blame her
vroompage16: the juice and chips is so me
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
your instagram story:
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.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
(reposts, comments, and likes are appreciated!^-^)
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lowkeyremi · 1 year
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such a random thought but like...
U college!eren and his friends are playing truth or dare (cuz everything happens during truth or dare) and some bitch is jealous bc eren is feeling you and not her. So she's like "I dare you to have sex w someone rn" cuz last time u said truth and they asked u who ur best fuck was and u said no one cuz like u never got past making out
and u start stressing tf OUT cuz aint no way u fucking anyone there. but eren's goofy ass is like "come on let's go fuck" and ur just wide eyed staring at that mf cuz huh???
said bitch is getting mad like "cmon eren someone else should do it, u dont have to pity her"
bro's like "i want to" so he drags u away to his place n is like "we dont gotta fuck, i was just helping u out. wanna fill condoms w lotion?"
uhhhhh "why?"
"proof, armin aint gon believe us if i just give em my word." so u n eren spend the next hour making it look like yall fucked. im talking messed up his sheets, filled condoms, three for good measure. you did end up making out w him cuz like you need realistic hickeys, make up aint gon cut it also he's hot who wouldn't wanna kiss him
he wet his hair to make it look like he showered and changed his clothes.
"take off ur bra"
"what the hell, no"
"it'll be more believable if u "accidentally" left ur bra at my place cuz my dick is so good"
"ur full of shit, u just wanna keep it"
"can i?"
"its one of my cute ones so i'll come back for it, turn around so i can take it off" he turns around, he can hear u shifting around so he takes a lil peek only to see ur back he's lowkey upset cuz he wanted to get a look at those tiddies
eren brings u back to where t or d is going on, n honestly the bitch is mad that eren "fucked" u
yall just acted like it was normal and nothing happened. when u were getting ready to leave armin pulled u aside and said, "ik u guys didnt fuck but ill keep ur little secret."
"how'd u know??" did eren say something
"if u actually had sex w him im sure u wouldn't have come back, eren tends to leave people fucked out."
"why do u know that?"
"threesomes are a thing" he smirks
"i'll keep ur secret if u n eren promise me a threesome, i wouldn't wanna pass up on someone as pretty as you."
you gush a lil bit, "maybe, i wont fuck unless im comfortable."
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remi's note: i wanna write this but i also dont lmaooo, this been on my mind for a little bit. dead ass how fun would it be to make evidence w eren, i feel like you'd be helping mess up the sheets and he'd throw a pillow at u and its not soft either he full on fucking body slammed u with a pillow
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satellitespinner · 8 months
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dogtooth ; roommate!ellabs
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˗ˏˋcollab with my beautiful angel @williamssgirl ´ˎ˗
- inspired by @beforeimdeceased “chaotic roomates” series ! please go support theirs!
reminder !! do not support neil or any of his work !
wc: 2.1k | her ver
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⁃ roomate!ellabs who were bsfs w u before and when you needed a place to stay they happily invited you to join them on their lease !
⁃ cooking with them is... chaotic. but some days it was good!
⁃ bumping ur hip with ellie because she sucks and she gets all blushy and flustered
⁃ abby gently grabbing ur hips to get around you
⁃ taking .5s of them ALL THE TIME!! they hate it but you love it
⁃ they have no idea how to use the ring camera you installed, one day they've locked themselves out and are begging you to let them in
⁃ "open the door it's cold out ©" "let us in.... babeeee
⁃ falling asleep while watching a movie like a literal dogpile
⁃ while beforehand yall were arguing for twenty minutes on what movie to watch because you and abby wanted to watch scream and ellie can't handle horror for the LIFE of her
⁃ (so you eventually settle on a romcom)
⁃ abby and ellie playing video games and ur sorta just sitting there staring at their hands watching them play
⁃ "did u win?" "no i died."
⁃ when you do end up playing a game with them it's usually fortnite
⁃ abby is so gentle with you and helping you through the game
⁃ "good job babe!" "show me those bike skills" "want the sniper? i know you said you like those"
⁃ however with ellie....
⁃ "BABE BABE BABE KILL HIM SHOOT HIM SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT" "FUCK HE HAS TO BE A FUCKING
BOT THERES NO WAY" "FUCK YEAH I GOT HIM TAKE THAT"
⁃ ellie putting her hands on urs on the controller when their first teaching you how to play and whenever she gets touchy <3
⁃ sitting on their laps while they play...
⁃ sleepover with them go NUTS
⁃ ellie buys SO MUCH SOUR CANDY
⁃ abby fucking HATES sour candy and you and ellie are trying to trick her into having a warhead
⁃ "no im not putting that vile shit in my mouth" "abby it's literally so sweet trust me" "no eat it it's just candy" "just try!
⁃ pouting to get ur way and she gives in (and immediately spits it out)
⁃ pouting to get ur way works with her no matter what
⁃ abby would be a personal trainer and also work somewhere in analytics
⁃ ellie would be a mechanic and livestream for a living (she acts like it's no big deal but she's gained a surprisingly large following)
⁃ reader owns a bakery that's also a flower shop and always brings in spare treats for them to have!
⁃ "guys i got doughnuts for you!"
⁃ you buy them flowers all !! the !! time !! and you assign really specific meanings to them
⁃ "so the poppy means... and the tulip with the poppy means..."
⁃ they're pretending to listen... (they are listening so intently)
⁃ them ganging up to tickle u at least once a day (you act like you despise it but in reality your devouring it)
⁃ FORCING THEM TO MAKE TIKTOKS WITH YOU
⁃ abby's texting you "Babe wdym I have to take a quiz on what aura I have." "can u just do it?"
⁃ omfg and forcing abby to get tiktok because she refused to get it for so long only for her to be on it more than you
⁃ getting into an argument with one of them is certainly something!
⁃ ur refusing to talk to ellie and ur communicating to her through abby (ellie is speaking to you directly and you are staring at abby "abby tell ellie im not speaking to her rn" and ur being DEAD serious... they're laughing their asses off
⁃ kissing abby in front of ellie to make her jealous when ur fighting
⁃ and whenever ellie and abby are fighting you straight up ignore them until they come to their senses and apologise
⁃ matching tattoos! you have a sun, abby has a moon and ellie has the stars V
⁃ uno and they both have extra cards under the table
⁃ "are you guys cheating" "OH MY GOD NO OF COURSE NOT-" "HOW COULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT?!" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "WE WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU A GAMES A GAME"
⁃ ellie standing up to get water and you yell at her
⁃ abby and ellie pull pranks on eachother all the time!
⁃ and you are constantly getting caught in the middle of it
⁃ and one time you contribute and both of them are arguing on who did what prank having zero clue it was you
⁃ and ur just giggling off to the side
⁃ the two would have such bad jealousy issues
⁃ like they see u GLANCE at another girl and they're dragging you home
⁃ and then they go "we aren't even jealous people! she was practically eye fucking you. that's why we left!"
⁃ like girl she had a whole bf
⁃ imagine covering them in lipstick kissed and taking a picture...
⁃ making them do the lipstick trend
⁃ OR the nail polish eye colour trend!
⁃ u having a hard day and they're RUSHING to comfort you
⁃ girls were STRESSEDDDD like ellie's holding you while abby's rushing to get the bath filled up
⁃ "stupid fucking bathtub isn't filling up!!! hurry up!!!!!" and now they're more stressed than you fo
⁃ the nicknames.
⁃ ellie's pretty basic with it. calling you babe, baby, honey, pretty girl, etc.
⁃ but with abby she likes to be unique with it. calling you princess, darling, etc.
⁃ and u reversing the nicknames on them...
⁃ talking to abby and she's helping u w something and u go "thanks princess!" then kiss her on the cheek like nothing happened
⁃ "she's like "tf??"
⁃ but with ellie she's chasing you around the house and pinning you down till you say she's daddy
⁃ how rewardina it is for them when ther see u aet allblushy and stuff
⁃ they would feel so cocky and proud of the themselves
⁃ abby sending you playlists and ellie showing you drawings
⁃ and the gifts they would get u ! like gift giving isn't their love language but they wanna spoil you
⁃ "oo i like that shirt" abby's already ordered it. in every colour.
⁃ like you sneak a peek at a bracelet and now it's ellie's job to keep you distracted while abby runs in and buys it
⁃ sleeping w a stuffy and being so tired and giving it a kiss on the cheek and bestfriend!ellie is all like
⁃ "where's mine"
⁃ she gets jealous with the amount of plushies u sleep with
"she's the typa girl to joke "hey mamas where's my kiss" after u get home from work and ur just staring at her like
with flour all over you from a failed
recipe
⁃ "no? okay sorry babe"
⁃ goodcop!abby badcop!ellie when u do something bad!
⁃ "babe.... just tell me where u hid my keys and all will be good" "ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP WOMAN..."
⁃ then they end up finding the keys under the couch
⁃ but u lowk hid them there cause you didn't want them to leave..
⁃ abby had a snapchat hey mamas phase and ellie was there to see it
⁃ AND ellie uses it as blackmail in the go
⁃ abby: "Ellie you're so dumb how could you get the directions wrong." "wanna see a magic trick."
⁃ abby backtracks so fast in hopes it'll save her from her fate (it doesn't).
⁃ "and that's the end of my magic show! thank u and goodnight "then ellie disappears because she knows abby will beat her ass
⁃ they have pictures of you in a gallery and you don't know about it
⁃ "is this me sleeping?" "gimme my fuckin phone back-" "you ain't seen NOTHING"
⁃ you would take so many pics of urself on their phones!
⁃ like at dinner and you've managed to sneak one of their phone's under the table and are taking silly selfies
⁃ and you take videos of them snatching their phones back
⁃ the screen is all black and all you can hear is rustling and the faint sound of ellie whining "babe my storageeee" and abby's just laughing
⁃ flipping them off by accident in a photo (both me and aria are victims to this)
⁃ you mean to do 🤘 or 👍 but instead do 🖕
⁃ ellie's feigning hurt and abby's laughing so hard
⁃ abby uses "🤣" and "LOL" but then ellie uses "😭" and "LMAO"
⁃ abby is so literal with her texting
⁃ She types like this. Always uses proper grammar no matter what.
⁃ and ellie... ELLEI TWXTS LIKE THIS
⁃ "babky were is tje Irnon" "ALL CAPS NO PUNCTUSLYIK PJNCTISNTILN"
⁃ ur the only person who can translate ellie's awful texting so you'll occasionally get texts from joel saying stuff like "Kiddo do you know what she was tryna say here?"
⁃ ellie is dyslexic
⁃ and a professional yapper which is why she likes streaming so much
⁃ abby fights the urge to tell her to shut the fuck up
⁃ and sometimes after like a really hard day at work all you wanna do is relax and they just let you
⁃ sending them paragraphs about how much you love them just out of the blue
⁃ ellie's like "??? ru gonna kys"
⁃ abby leaves you on read and smothers you when she's home
⁃ abby chronically leaves people on read
⁃ ellie greets you by slapping or pinching ur ass and abby greets you by giving you a kiss on the side of your face ellie also pretends to fuck you from the back whenever you bend down to pick something up
⁃ the amount of facetimes when you didn't live with them! and the amount you get when your on some sort of work trip
⁃ falling asleep on call and them taking secret screenshots and texting eachother in fear of waking you up
⁃ facetiming you on abby's macbook
⁃ abby uses apple and ellie uses a microsoft laptop
⁃ when ur on a work trip and they're harassing you to call
⁃ "i'm in a meeting" "answer facetime"
⁃ "gimme 5" "5...4...3.2.."
⁃ nobody's home except you and you burn yourself cooking
⁃ they are be RUSHINGGG home
⁃ "guys it's fine i literally barley did anything" "YOUR GONNA DIE"
⁃ "ARE TOU OKAY?!?" "i am literally fine"
⁃ omg the day they actually pay attention to work and your at home and they don’t have a lot of time for you is the day you die
⁃ "i'm in a meeting what's up" "im dynggg.... come back......... zhellipppppp....
⁃ and then you get all bratty and needy
⁃ "come home or i'm gonna fall ill' "YOURE GONNS
⁃ FALL ILL??"
⁃ sitting in abby's lap while she's working from home
⁃ <3
⁃ she's sitting on her chair and ur straddling her with ur face in her shoulder
⁃ biting her arm randomly and she's like "ow wtf?!"
⁃ " biting her for the first time and she's like "?!" girl was alarmed... "are you going feral what is up with you"
⁃ eventually she just gets used to it at some point
⁃ zero reaction to you biting her now
⁃ they go to the gym without you and send gym selfies
⁃ abby LOVESSS to flex
⁃ she'll never admit it but this girl is trying so hard to excentuate her muscles around u
⁃ throws you over her shoulder effortlessly
⁃ annoying her and going "watcha gonna do abby? kidnap me?" and she, in fact, does.
⁃ "let me go!" and she just pats ur ass
⁃ and ellie's always wearing shirts that show her arms off
⁃ making them kiss LOOOLLL
⁃ "awh i think we need a ship name now!" "SHUT UP"
⁃ forcing them to talk to eachother by ignoring them and then they have to talk to eachother on wether or not ur pissed at them or if ur just not in the mood to talk
⁃ them fighting over everything including you
⁃ but or not official with either of them and could go flirt around if u wanted
⁃ them showing up at whatever place u have a date at or something and trolling the poor girl ur out with and then angry dragging u home
⁃ they get SO possessive
⁃ ellie listens to boygenius and you had to beg abby to listen to them and now she loves them
⁃ ellie's got 21 savage, the weeknd, drake, tyler the creator, the neighborhood, chase atlantic, etc on her playlists
⁃ her and abby have similar music tastes with distinct differences
⁃ like abby listens to tyler the creator as well, chase atlantic, HOZIER, frank sinantra, frank ocean.
⁃ all of you love phoebe, mac miller, lorde and childish gambino!
⁃ and you LOVE kali uchis. ur the lalalala to their okokok
⁃ you discovered her when she released telapatia and have been obsessed ever since
⁃ both abby and ellie had a girl in red phase...
⁃ sleeping together in abby's bed bc hers is the biggest
⁃ ur favourite mornings are ones when you can't even get up and out of bed because abby's spooning you and ellie's arm is hung loosely over ur waist
⁃ your situated in the middle with abby on ur right and ellie on ur left
⁃ waking them up with breakfast!
"abby waking up to smelling some delicious food and hugging you from behind with her eyes closed and neck shoved into ur shoulder "smells s' good baby... wanted to spoil us even more after last night huh?" in their raspy morning voice
⁃ all ur in is an oversized tee and some white bow cotton panties (it's one of abby's post workout shirts)
⁃ the only dirt abby has on ellie is the amount of foul photos she has of her sleeping
⁃ ellie drools AND snores
⁃ latching on to you for dear life
⁃ ur shoving the pillow over ur ears in hopes she'll stfu
⁃ and she NEVER does
⁃ sleeping skin to skin with them :)
⁃ "take of your clothes" "why? you wanna..?" "no i just wanna feel u... is that okay?"
⁃ abby has soft skin and ellie has a bunch of random bruises and scars
⁃ abby and ellie are genuinely head over heels for u in all seriousness
⁃ even if they don't like eachother they cope with it for you!
⁃ smooching one of them really hard and like forcing the "MMMMWAH" sound
⁃ ellie has a main insta with zero posts and a spam with 827
⁃ abby has three accounts, one for gains, her main & her stalker (for ur safety obviously)
⁃ meanwhile u just have a main which u post on all the time and a private that nobody knows about for stalking
⁃ ellie shit posts "lol" and it's a photo of a rat smoking a cigarette
⁃ and those stupid memes
⁃ (image)
⁃ sent to abby cause you made a joke about her being breedable in bed 😭
⁃ nsfw!
⁃ ANGRY MAKEUP SEX.
⁃ ellie kisses ur tummy before she eats it
⁃ and abby puts her forearm on ur lower stomach and applies pressure
⁃ abby calls u good girl
⁃ abby comforting you when ellie's going just a little bit too aggressively and manhandling you
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itsjustaninchident · 1 year
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You Are in Love
Lando Norris x Interior Designer!Reader
socmed au
summary: seems like mclaren's driver is not available in the market anymore but the real question is, to whom?
warning/s: none
author's note: This is a part 2 for this. Didn't expect that much love from the first part😭 I am overwhelmed and thankful for y'all. Also please request more socmed au ideas :)) <333
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F1wagsupdates there has been numerous rumors circulating that a certain driver from the orange team is dating someone. To further confirm a friend of the driver accidentally posted a photo of what seem like a romantic weekend getaway for the lovebirds. How true is it this time?
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user1 I'VE BEEN TELLING Y'ALL THIS
user2 THIS IS DEFINITELY LANDO
user3 why can't you guys leave them alone. I'm sure they would've posted it on their socials if they wanted you all up in their business 🙄
user4 @/user5 pay up! im so right!
user5 NOT UNTIL HE HIMSELF OUTS HIS RELATIONSHIP
user6 I wonder who the girl is ?
user7 probably another model or influencer
user8 ABOUT TIME
user9 I'VE PRAYED FOR DAYS LIKE THIS
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yourusername romantic weekend getaway they say🫢
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yourbestfriend digging your own grave, i see
yourusername totally not😆
lilymhe you're so pretty bae!
yourusername I LOVE YOU
lilymhe tell L I'll literally steal you from him!
yourusername no need for that love im all yours!
alexalbon leave my girlfriend alone!
yourusername she still prefers me over you 😛
user1 ARIANA (lando) WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
user2 what are the other drivers and lily doing here? 👀
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landonorris romantic getaway with my love😉
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user1 oh OH he's brave now!
yourusername romantic indeed 😂
landonorris are u in any type of way feeling romantic?
user2 NOT THEM HAVING AN INSIDE JOKE BEC OF THE POST
user3 THEY'RE SO CUTE WITH THEIR LITTLE INSIDE JOKE😭
user4 god ive seen what you've done to others
user5 idk if i still have any "me n who" i got in me
user6 they're so cute :'))
user7 i think i have an addition to my favorite wags
user8 SHE'S SO GORGEOUS LEAVE HIM QUEEN AND BE WITH ME INSTEAD
user9 although it's out now i hope people will still respect their privacy especially yn's !
lilymhe can't wait to meet you again!
landonorris stop trying to steal my girlfriend!
lilymhe never!
user10 NOT THEM FIGHTING OVER YN😭
maxfewtrell finally!
carlossainz55 tell yn we'll play golf together
landonorris you'll just replace me like that?
carlossainz55 can't help it if she's better than you
landonorris this is hurting me too much
danielricciardo hope to see u both again soon!
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user10 yn being loved by everyone 🥺
user11 the fact that they seem to love yn more than lando now is so funny to me😭
landonorris no one can ever love yn more than me though 😏
user12 HELP HE'S DOWN BAD
user13 IM SO JEALOUS RN😭
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whyse7vn · 1 year
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I AM NOT UR GF -
[ ot7 x reader ]
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SEOKJIN -
y/n: i’ll kill you
jin: i’m into that
y/n: ur going to hell
jin: i’ll take you with me
y/n: i’m going to heaven i’m an angel
jin: my angel
y/n: gross
jin: only for you
y/n: we are not together
jin: ???
sorry i can’t read
y/n: clearly
jin: take ur clothes off
y/n: ???
jin: sorry autocorrect
y/n: why did you tell the boys we are dating?
jin: i did?
lmao yeah i did
sorry i could never lie to the loml like that
y/n: what?
jin: ur on my will
y/n: happy one day to us 🥂❤️
jin: i like being used
y/n: yk what i’m having second thoughts
jin: as long as it’s you using me
y/n: uncomfortable rn
jin: i’ll make you comfortable
y/n: ur the cause
jin: ur my cause ❤️
y/n: what does that even mean??
jin: kiss me
y/n: leave me alone i’m tired
jin: i’ll build you a bed
y/n: what
jin: i cook
y/n: ur like 62
jin: age is a construct
y/n: ur gonna get arrested with a mindset like that
jin: would go to jail 10x over for you
y/n: out of context this looks insane
jin: you make me insane
and keep me sane ❤️
y/n: what
are you drunk?
jin: a bit
y/n: yikes
jin: my hips work
y/n: i would hope so?
jin: use me
y/n: you need to be put down immediately
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JIMIN -
y/n: ummmmm?????
jimin: ummmmm?????
y/n: i am not ur gf
jimin: ummmmm?????
y/n: why are you telling people i’m ur gf
jimin: ummmmm?????
y/n: ummmmm?????
jimin: i thought it was time to tell people
y/n: tell people lies???
jimin: we are always together anyways i am doing us a favour tbh
y/n: “am” so ur still actively telling people that we are together?
jimin: ur so smart this is why i love you 😘
y/n: so were you in love with me when you flirted with the waitress right in front of me when we went out YESTERDAY?
jimin: why were you jealous?? 😏
y/n: ur actually insane like clinically insane
jimin: it was a moment of weakness babe 🥺
y/n: moment of weakness??
you have like 20 of those a day
jimin: omg i’m just a natural flirt yk i can’t help it 😞
y/n: i think the word ur looking for is whore?
jimin: I AM NOT A WHORE
y/n: yeah ok
jimin: unless you want me to be a whore then i’m the biggest whore you know honestly and truly!!!!!!
y/n: ur gross
jimin: ofc i’ll marry you!
y/n: ???
jimin: wow i’m so emotional rn
i love you i’m so excited for our future
i know some people may say we’re moving to fast but idc the truth is that i’m so in love with you i can hardly breathe!!!
y/n: get actual help.
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HOSEOK -
hobi: we
y/n: no
hobi: us
y/n: no
hobi: hands held
y/n: no
hobi: mouth 2 mouth
y/n: still no
hobi: i told my parents about us
y/n: ur mother is gonna beat ur ass for lying
hobi: i told the boys about us
y/n: we are not together
hobi: the company is next
y/n: you won’t live to see another day if you do
hobi: i hope our kids have ur eyes
y/n: i can report you for harassment you know?
hobi: my pretty gf
i love you ^^
y/n: blushed for a second
that’s all you’ll ever get out of me
hobi: ur soosososososo cute
σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡
i’m gonna eat you
y/n: this isn’t right
hobi: this is the rightest thing ever
y/n: go outside or something
hobi: come with me
y/n: there is no hope for the kids these days 😞
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JUNGKOOK -
y/n: DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSING IT IS TO BE FLIRTING WITH THE KIM MINGYU AND FOR HIM TO BE LIKE “ARE YOU NOT DATING JK?”
jk: i’m going to kill myself
y/n: ARE YOU SICK IN THE HEAD IM GOING TO FIND YOU AND KILL YOU
jk: i’m already dead
y/n: GOOD
jk: i can’t believe you talk to other men
oh my god i cjant breathe rn iMmm loosing vision hhe lp mmme…
y/n: IM SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GODODJD
jk: so like did you did you tell him we’re together or…
y/n: NO U SICKX SICK FUCK
I TOLD HIM NO IM NOT WITH FUCKING JUNGKOOK ARE YOU OUT OF UR MIND
jk: wow
in all caps like that?? a bit harsh
y/n: FUCK YOU
jk: pls stop shouting yk im a sensitive soul
y/n: WHY DID YOU TELL HIM WE ARE TOGETHER????????
jk: i didn’t tell him directly omg?
i messaged him
y/n: WTF IS UR PROBLEM????
jk: WAIT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WERE FLIRTING WITH MINGYU?????????????????????
WHAT THE FUCKCKCKDK
y/n: i hate you
i’ve never wanted to push someone out of a building so bad until i met you
jk: that’s kinda cute
you think of me??
i love you too
y/n: you have 3 days to live
jk: as long as i’m with you nothing can take me out
y/n: shut the fuck up
yk know whose taking me out tho?
mingyu 🥰
jk: what
y/n: ?
jk: i have dispatch on the phone rn
y/n: tell them
being mingyu’s gf publicly? a dream come true tbh 😍
jk: when ur new bf is kicked out his group becomes broke and is living on the streets i’m sure ur dream will be alive and well
y/n: oh it will
with my baby through thick and thin 🤞🏽
jk: i’m going to kill myself
y/n: idc!
jk: i love you
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TAEHYUNG -
y/n: stop telling people we are dating i will block you
tae: did you know i need u girl was about you
y/n: didn’t even know you then
tae: i’ve always known you
y/n: creepy as hell
tae: to some
y/n: to all
tae: why don’t you want me
y/n: ur not mark lee
tae: i’m kim taehyung
y/n: exactly
tae: you could get jumped for saying stuff like that these days
y/n: oh well
it was worth it
tae: i wish you knew
i wish you knew i wanted you
y/n: i know
and you got the lyrics completely wrong
tae: my lyrics may be wrong but my feelings for you aren’t
y/n: are you not with jennie?
tae: stfu?
y/n: loser
tae: she’s not my type
you are 😘
y/n: wishing i was jennie hours 😞🙏🏽
tae: you’ll will literally never be happy without me
y/n: that’s so crazy cuz i’m like over the moon rn
tae: that’s because i’m messaging you
y/n: pretty sure it’s because i’m not with you but whatever helps you sleep at night
tae: you help me sleep at night
y/n: tough
tae: :(
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YOONGI -
y/n: i’m ur girlfriend now?
yoongi: what?
y/n: you’re telling people i’m your girlfriend?
yoongi: might be true might be false
y/n: kinda crazy
yoongi: do you not want to me my girlfriend?
y/n: no?
yoongi: 😢
y/n: cry me a river
yoongi: i will
then i’ll drown myself in it
y/n: dramatic much?
yoongi: i just got my heart broken can you have someone sympathy
y/n: L
yoongi: maybe like kiss me on the lips or something and i’ll be better idk tho
y/n: is min yoongi being open and honest with me rn???
times have changed i must say
yoongi: having a gf does that to a man
y/n: really?
yoongi: yep being in love is crazy
y/n: love? so it’s pretty serious between you two then?
yoongi: yeah i’m gonna marry her
y/n: wowwww how long have you guys been together then?
yoongi: 3 years in my head but i only started telling people 3 days ago
y/n: you are not right in the head
yoongi: love is crazy
y/n: i think it’s just you fr
yoongi: 🥲
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NAMJOON -
y/n: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
namjoon: hi
y/n: shut ur mouth
namjoon: 🤐
y/n: we are NOT together
N
O
T
together
do you understand?
namjoon: 🚫❌⁉️
y/n: well start understanding
namjoon: 🙅🏻‍♂️🚫
y/n: i’m sick and tired of you
namjoon: 🙎🏽‍♀️➡️👨‍⚕️🏥
y/n: bye
namjoon: 🥺
y/n: what is with ur obsession with me???
are you that bitchless omg??
namjoon: logically speaking
y/n: you have never spoke a logical word in your life
namjoon: okay nvm
y/n: namjoon you are down ridiculously bad at first it was cute i WAS blushing and giggling now i’m just concerned
namjoon: date me
y/n: that is NOT how you ask a girl out
namjoon: help me out here
y/n: i will not help you in the slightest
namjoon: that’s just mean
y/n: ur a freak
namjoon: am not
y/n: you so are
namjoon: go on a date with me
y/n: where is the the question mark?? are you asking me or telling me??
namjoon: ur being ridiculous
go on a date with me?
there
y/n: hehehehehhehehehe
okay!!!
namjoon: FR??
y/n: no lol
namjoon: that was so mean
y/n: :p
namjoon: dating me would probably mean free food for life
y/n: probably or definitely?
namjoon: *definitely
y/n: wait i’m kinda in love with you
namjoon: lol me 2 let’s makeout rn
y/n: i lied
namjoon: ur annoying
y/n: mwah
namjoon: did you just kiss me?
are you deeply attracted to me or something?
kinda cringe kinda hot i want you
y/n: didn’t know 2:25 am were your disgustingly desperate hours
namjoon: it’s not my fault it’s 2:25 in the morning and all i can think about is you
should i write i song about you?
would you be my gf then?
y/n: pls don’t
namjoon: it’s too late
y/n: if i go on a date with you will you shut the hell up and go to sleep
namjoon: YES
YESZYSS YES YES YES YES YESH
YESSYESYSYSYYDYD
yes
i might lol
y/n: see you tomorrow
namjoon: gn
y/n: gn
namjoon: gf 🤭
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we hit 200 since when omg?? anyways feeling like i should do a “i’m not ur bf” ver but idk yet thoughts? u might get it next year or never but it’s the fact that i thought about writing it that counts!!
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hyunsvngs · 2 months
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Juno idk if this is tmi (if it is im so srry pls ignore me🙏) but I need help BAD😭 im ovulating rn and i CANNOT STOP thinking about the channie innie dorm GRR BARK BARK
Like hear me out. Ajdjfkkfksms. An innocent sleepover at their place. Maybe youre sandwiched between them on the couch (😵‍💫jesus christ somebody sedate me) while a movie that nobodys actually paying attention to plays. You start to get a bit cold, so chan offers you one of his hoodies!! How sweet!! But poor innie starts to get a bit jealous of the thought of u and channie together and chan notices. They start giving each other looks, basically talking in their own little language, taunting each other. Chris puts his hand on your thigh, his eyes on the tv to make it seem innocent. Jeongin puts his hand around your shoulder. They both keep taking turns touching you oh so "innocently" until it eventually escalates to you on ur knees in front of them KAJDJFJF
i know a lot of stays see innie as innocent and a bit subby but i am SUCH an advocate for hard dom innie. OMG. maybe even like a good cop bad cop kinda dynamic with the two of them???😵‍💫 Chan being so sweet praising and petting u and then innie grabbing pushing pulling degrading AAAAAA
Okay thats all I'm gonna go to bed now (aka probably reread all ur fics)
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i am ALSO AN ADVOCATE FOR HARD DOM INNIE!!! 😫😫😫 in reality u looked into my mind here Because in part 2 of lavender boy there is in Fact a jeongchan threesome………….. am i allowed to reveal that Wait yeah ofc i am it’s my fucking fic
ANYWAY REGWRDLESS ‘aka probably reread all ur fics’ STOPPPP 😫😫😫😫😫😫 im in love w u
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sturnsbella · 9 months
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the right person
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matt sturniolo x fem!reader
summary: matt was right about the guy y/n was talking to being an asshole, but he helps her anyways.
warnings: underage drinking, panic attack and cheating (?)
y/n - pink
matt - blue
madi - red
nick - purple
chris - orange
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marylou is my mom’s best friend since college, because of their friendship, me and the triplets grew up together. they were like family, we always spent holidays together and we met every week. getting older, we just got closer. nick was always my best friend, chris was like a older, annoying, funny and carrying older brother, and matt… he was kinda different?
when we were like 13, i had a crush on him, and everyone knew it, i was really bad at hiding it. he probably didn’t like me back, since he was 15 and probably saw me as a younger sister or something like that. i hated that, he was so weird with me. he acted like we were just friends but when i started to talk to a boy he was super overprotective, almost like he was jealous. i never understood that.
i got over him years ago, but recently he has been kinda flirty with me. i always take it as a joke, but sometimes i don’t know if it really is..
anyways, it doesn’t matter ‘cause i’m talking to somebody else now.
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madi, one of the friends we have in common, is throwing a party today, i have 10 minutes until matt, chris and nick come to pick me up. my hair is loose and i did two little braids in the front. i’m wearing a black open backless top, and a tight jeans skirt. my makeup is done, i just apply gloss to finish while admiring myself in the mirror. i take a couple of selfies before laying on my bed and posting it.
matt’s pov
i’m scrolling on instagram waiting for my brothers when i see y/n’s post. she looks really good. i like the picture and comment:
@matthew.sturniolo - “picking you up rn. good pics btw 📸”
it only takes her a few seconds to reply:
@y/n.y/l/n - “ok im waiting. tks 📸”
under my comment a see the comment of the guy she’s talking to:
@evan_williams - “🔥”
i roll my eyes. he’s an asshole and it pisses me off that y/n doesn’t see it. she deserves someone better than him, she is so sweet and kind and i’m not even sure he likes her.
y/n’s pov
i grab my purse while walking to the door when the triplets arrive at my house. i get in the car sitting next to nick.
“hii you’re looking so good y/n/n”
“thank youu” i say smiling.
chris looks at me and smiles
“you really are”
matt glances at me
“yeah you look hot”
i giggle a bit and blush
“shut up”
we listen to music and sing all the way to the party, not talking about anything. we get to the house and we all leave the car.
“y/n/n do you know if evan’s coming?”
“yeah he’ll come. but he won’t stay much tho, he’s grounded or something”
i say as we go to the door. and i notice matt guets quiet when we talk about evan.
“what?”
i say staring at him.
“nothing”
“what is it?”
“you know he’s an asshole, right?”
i roll my eyes at him, i know he doesn’t like evan but he never likes any guy i talk to, is annoying.
“i’ll go grab a drink, do you guys want anything?”
i go to the kitchen after they all said no. in the kitchen i find madi, we take a few shots and then we go dancing.
mini time skip
me, madi and a bunch of other people are dancing with the loud music playing. i still haven’t seen evan, so i text him.
“heyy, are u still coming?”
he took a few minutes to answer the text
“hey, no i won’t make it sorry”
“oh, okay” i text back. i show my phone to madi.
“it’s okay we don’t need him here, let’s drink”
we go to the kitchen once again, and while i’m making my drink i notice madi’s eyes going wide, i look to where she was looking.
“y/n don’t-“
she says trying to stop me from seeing evan hooking up with another girl on the corner of the room. i’m speechless. i mean, we didn’t have anything too serious but i wasn’t hooking up with any other guys, and he told me he liked me… i turn my head to madi again
“i can’t believe him”
“omg i’m so sorry y/n”
“it’s fine”
it’s not, he was so nice to me, i really liked him. and it all just reminded me from when i caught my ex boyfriend cheating on me with my (ex) best friend. my mind racing as my breath got heavier.
“i’ll be right back”
i go to the bathroom, close the door and lean myself on the sink. i stare at myself in the mirror with my eyes filled with tears. it gets hard to breathe when my tears run down my face. i hear someone knock on the door.
“y/n/n?”
matt opens the door, i look at him crying and trying to breathe. he closes the door behind him and rushes to come try to calm me down.
“y/n it’s okay. you are okay”
i shake my head
“you can get through this, okay?” he says breathing deeply trying to make me follow his breath.
“focus on my breathing”
he wipes my tears, i begin to slow down my breathing and calming down.
“matt” i try to speak
“shh, is okay.” he gives a slight smile trying not to look so nervous to help me. i hug him, trying to stop crying.
“i should’ve listened to you”
“don’t say that, you couldn’t know”
“why does everyone fucking replace me like that?”
“it’ll be okay, y/n/n, you got me”
we stay like that in silence for a while. he lets me go and holds my face, wiping my last tear.
“let’s get out of here before i fucking punch him”
i nod, smiling slightly. i’m kinda embarrassed matt saw me like this. i’m not even that sensitive but i think with the alcohol and all.. it was a just lot.
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the drive back was silent. i was sitting on the passenger’s seat, chris didn’t even said anything about it, he understood something had happened.
i notice that matt isn’t driving back to my place.
matt’s pov
“matt where are we going?”
y/n asks me looking confused
“you’re sleeping over at our house today”
she smiles. i wouldn’t let her be alone right now, she’s too drunk, plus with what happened with evan i don’t want her to do anything stupid.
after 10 minutes in the car i notice y/n fell asleep. “she’s cute” i think to myself, hoping chris and nick didn’t notice me blushing over her. when we get to our house, nick and chris go inside letting me with y/n.
i carry her inside the house and to my bedroom, where i place here on my bed. i turn around to pick up a hoodie for her to sleep in, when i turn to her i see she woke up.
“hey” she smiles
“wear this, i’ll be sleeping on chris’s room if you need anything.” i say turning my back at her.
“matty” i look at her waiting for her to speak.
“can you stay here?”
i smile at her question and nod. i go to lay down next to y/n, facing her.
“you’re okay?”
“i will be. i just…” she pauses “i wish someone would really stay. what is wrong with me? why does everyone always leaves?”
“nothing’s wrong with you, y/n. you’re perfect. he was the problem.”
“he wasn’t even the first one to cheat on me”
“you’ll be alright, y/n/n. you’ll find the right person”
“you think so?”
“i’m sure.” i smile and nod. i wrap my arm around y/n’s waist as she lays her head on my chest. i caress her hair until she falls asleep.
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first fic ughhhh how do we feel?
i have ideas for part 2 but idkk..
i hope you guys like it, sorry for any mistakess
- xoxo bella
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