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txttletale · 6 months
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obviously beacuse im a revolutionary socialist i disagree with the premise of the last jedi's "protect what you love, don't destroy what you hate" scene. but also the execution of it is is laughably bad. like finn was going to kamikaze a Big Gun that was going to kill all his friends. in what world is that not him 'protecting what he loves'. like its al ine that would at least be coherent if he was just on a mad quest for revenge against Big Guns but he was allready very straightforwardly exclusively motivated by protecting what he loves in that scene! it's just bad screenwriting!
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mamawasatesttube · 1 month
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i am going to say something that is . well i don't think it's controversial in that i don't think it has been said enough to cause controversy to begin with but skjdfhjds listen. hear me out
tim/ber/kon <<<<<<<<< timiveskon
on the one hand you have an uphill battle to convince me why these characters would even give a shit about each other (plus i mean megfitz massacred their characterizations and thats a whole extra mess) and generally it just reads to me as just treating kon as tim's spare love interest uwu without any care about his character.
but on the OTHER HAND.... timiveskon? chefs kiss. kon and ives are instantly bonding over nerdisms. they are both standing on the table and yelling about the rereleased edition of return of the jedi and kon is going on about how he has the original literally downloaded into his brain and ives thinks that's the sexiest thing he's ever heard and tim is just sitting there consumed by lust while they both yell about greedo. it practically writes itself. come on
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nothing worse than a character you liked being really popular in the fandom but in the wrong way . if no one liked them then to see good posts all you'd have to do is go into a tag or something but if there is a thriving community of people who ship him with a guy you hate it gets several times harder to find posts you agree with
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roseworth · 2 months
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what direction do you think they should have gone in with jason? as in where should he be now in terms of people and what he's doing
i think winick had it exactly right green arrow #69-72 and batman & robin #23-25. he was a villain but he had a Method and a Purpose. and usually that purpose was just to fuck with batman. i loooove it when hes a villain and hes very clearly doing bad things, but hes not just indiscriminately killing people. hes doing it for a reason, hes still doing the same thing he was doing in utrh by controlling the drug trade, and even when hes doing the right thing hes being an asshole about it
i especially love the ga issues because jason doesnt even talk to batman but bruce KNOWS what hes doing and he knows its about him. i love the bruce & jason post-utrh dynamic where they've both pretty much said everything they have to say and neither of them is changing their position, so now jason is just starting fires to get attention. "ok bruce you dont want to talk to me? thats fine. ill just follow you to star city then psychologically torture a teenage girl then blow her up in front of you" icon! i forgive him! i think its so fun when red hood is a member of batman's rogues gallery and bruce feels bad every time he fights him but also he kinda cant stand him since he knows jason is only doing it to mess with him and its working. but also jason is a Greater Good person so he DOES end up working with the bats sometimes just because theyre also working on the good side
anyways the ideal bruce & jason dynamic to me is "the love was there and it made everything so much worse" because jason is doing everything for bruces attention because he loves him and wants him to care about him but hes not willing to budge on his own morals and neither is bruce. and bruce loves jason so he doesnt want to arrest him or put him in danger but also hes killing people and doing terrible things and bruce is batman so he feels obligated to. yk. stop him. and as much as they both love each other they do not like each other at all
in my mind jason doesnt really care about any of the other bats besides dick & babs just because he knew them before he died so hes willing to hang out with them but they Do Not want to see him. like in brothers in blood when jason goes hiiiii dick <3 lets hang out <3333 and dick is constantly suppressing the cain instinct. he never really talks to babs pre52 i think theyre interactions would be very similar in that jason goes hey babs ur so cool <33 and she says jason get the fuck away from me or im activating the bomb in your helmet <3
but also with steph even though he didnt know her pre-death,, i think he would like her. i can imagine him doing something very similar to what he did with mia, basically finding her and going "quit your vigilante career. join my emo band" but i think she would end up being a lot more receptive to it than mia was ! like im thinking batgirl 2009 era steph so she would not be on board with the idea of joining him since things were going well with team batgirl, but i also think that any interaction between the two of them in that era would go well and end with them getting along :)
as for everyone else. i dont think he would care about any of them. theyre just kinda collateral damage in his war with bruce. like he gets involved with them sometimes just because of their proximity to bruce, or like i said earlier that he works with them sometimes because he cares about the greater good so is willing to help them when necessary. also honorable mention to aoifa's headcanon that jason doesnt actually know tims name because he just does not care. thats canon to me
so yeah in conclusion: he should be a morally grey villain that does what he does either for the greater good, or to fuck with batman, or both. and he has complicated relationships with all of them bc he likes bruce dick and babs but also kinda hates all of them and they like but also hate him too. and the rest of them he doesn't really give a shit about
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cara-carabowditbowdit · 11 months
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please tell me more about crowley and aziraphale im Very interested /srs
ok so. this is gonna be a looong post sorry
BASICALLY. aziraphale is an angel, crowley is a demon. theyve known each other for 6,000 years, at the creation of the universe (when crowley was still an angel. he created stars and everything. very nice job) and theyve become great... friends (wink) even though theyre not supposed to be! so theyre not friends! theyre eeeevil enemies. and then they go out for dinner
anyways. idk how to explain it well but theyre just SOOOOO!!
ok so now im going to try and do like. a whole thing explaining everything below so SPOILERS!!!!
okay so. in the beginning aziraphale and crowley were both angels. they met when crowley was making stars and galaxies and all that pretty stuff, and aziraphale came to say that they were going to shut it down after a bit. crowley gets upset and goes whaaaa this is so cool why would they do that (lil thing to note. aziraphale is like. interested in crowley but he doesnt really care) and then they have some really nice scene
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d'aww. ok and so THEN! some big war happens i think? i dont know they dont show that part and crowley falls. demon moment!!! and then they go through all these different decades being friends, getting to know each other, and its great. aziraphale sins a little bit (gluttony), crowley saves aziraphales books, and they all have fun. oh btw. crowley can transform into a snake, and apparently hes the one that caused adam and eve to eat the apple? BUT! theres this other great scene where theyre talking, and its revealed that aziraphale gave his flaming sword to adam and eve, showing that he loves humans and has a soft spot for them, and theres this other great shot
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THE PARALLELS!!!!!!!!! AUUUGh (^ this one came before. btw) and so this is sort of them showing how ohh, theyre not supposed to hang out because angel good demon evil waaah but they just KEEP ON FINDING EACH OTHER. oh and. speaking of like. showing off different softer sides of them. in season 2, theres a lot of bits where they show that crowley is pretty much putting up this show of being so meaaan and eeevil but hes actually nice and cares about humans (bringing jobs kids back, keeping that girl from dying, etc). ok now onto talking about season one. warning i havent watched this season in a bit so this is just me going off memory.
ok so! the big issue this season is "oh noooo we lost the antichrist!! big bad things gonna happen" and its awesome. OK SO. it starts off with crowley delivering the antichrist to this satanist church? and theres two women having babies that night. ONE is a normal family, who are supposed to have a normal baby. THE OTHER ONE is a rich family who is supposed to have the EEEVIL baby. can u guess what happens. BABY SWITCH!!! they didnt realize it tho so crowley and aziraphale are sent after the wrong baby. (to make him sin/be good) and then they realize on his 11th? birthday "aw crud! wrong baby." and go on some search to find the right antichrist. and that brings us to ADAM!!! hes the antichrist, and one coooooool kid. hes pretty normal tho and just hangs out with his friends. and then one day on his 11th birthday this dog shows up! (hellhound) and then off on the side theres this witch lady named anathema device who has a book that knows the future. crazy stuff. oh and this guy names newt whos kinda a dork and talks to this weird witch hunter guy shadwell and his neighbor madame tracy. oh and the four horseman of the apocalypse are around and free OKAY. into it now. anthma knows something bad is going to happen (book), and she moves to london because thats where its gonna happen!! whaaaat!!! and newt moves to london because uhh. witch finder i think? and he goes to meet shadwell and accidently meets tracy. not important rn. shadwells kinda bonkers and freaks newt out. ok now onto anathema. im pretty sure that aziraphale and crowley were driving around (oh btw. he has a magic bentley) and hit her!! yeoch. and after driving her home she accidentally leaves her book in the bentley and aww they gotta meet up again aw shucks. okay now they go searching for adam (antichrist) and i dont think they find him? anyways i forgot how but then tracy shadwell newt and anathema all meet up with crowley and aziraphale and do a seance. i forgot what about but ohh nooo aziraphale is in madame tracys body!!! ok so i kinda forgot how again but somehow theyre all at some big area and the four horsemen and running around i forgot what theyre doing and BLAM ADAM SHOWS UP hes mad. hes trapped his friends into doing what he wants. hes gonna start the apocalypse. average 11 yr old stuff. BUT!!! crowley and aziraphale manage to calm him down and newt blows something up. idk whats going on anymore. satan comes out, "grrrah im ur father adam". its a nice lovely moment. but oh wait!!! gabriel (heavens big man) and beezelbub (hells high duke) come down/up and r like "yall r in biiiig trouble! cant be doin all this" and they try to kill both of them. aziraphale in hellfire, crowley in holy water. that scene comes and yoo wait theyre both alive??? this is insane!!!! theyre both MILKING it, bein dramatic and then. at the end. WHAOOOAH THEYRE ACTUALLY THE OTHER ONE?????
and thats the end of season one. okay so i know that this is incredibly long but im not even done. im going to reblog this later with me talking about season two and that should be shorter. OH BTW
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thats what everyone looks like ^^
OKAY BYE!!!!!!
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andromeddog · 1 year
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pls talk more about your scottish highlander regiment ocs…… they are so enchanting.. i love the officers
anon i hope you are prepared for a lot of rambling under the cut
hello and welcome to my twisted mind.... i'll try to condense the 10k google doc of lore into something passable here. BASICALLY all of these ww1 guys are part of a web of interconnecting stories that intersect and span before/during/after the war. the main group are the four rugby boys who live in Stirling, Scotland and are drawn into the war in 1916 following the military service act...
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from left to right we've got connor, james, peter, and johnny! excuse my bad handwriting but here's the jist of their dynamics. they play rugby together before everything goes to shit (peter is captain, james is the star player, johnny is stupidly reckless, and connor keeps getting into fights) a group of good guys, if a bit rowdy. they join up with the 14th Service Battalion of the Argyll & Sutherlands and spend most of the war fighting on the western front!
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two old sketches of johnny and peter..... i think these r from like spring 2022? anyway i could go into more detail about their interpersonal issues but it's a lot and i feel like that could b its own post... ultimately connor gets killed taking out a stormtrooper (another oc) and peter loses a leg about a week later. james contracts influenza and gets sent home but eventually recovers, leaving johnny to finish out the war by himself. their group is definitely not the same after the war, and peter & james in particular really struggle with ptsd in the following years.
AND THE OFFICERS. WOO. aka toxic old man yaoi aka Lt Kincaide and Lt Irvine. these two spend like three full decades being catty and hating each other before they end up getting together LOL it goes something like this: kincaide is from a wealthy family, irvine is not, they meet at school and end up going to the same military academy prewar. they rly hate each other from the beginning and would probably just be petty rivals HOWEVER. irvine is sneaking around somewhere he 1000% should not be and catches kincaide in a very compromising position w another man. irvine intends to tattle but kincaide blackmails irvine into keeping quiet- irvine is there solely on scholarship and kincaide has enough social clout to ruin his military career. basically if kincaide goes down he's taking irvine with him.
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that sets the stage for a decades long contentious relationship- partially bc they just keep bumping into each other. irvine obessively tries to find ways to end kincaide's career and kincaide loooooves fucking with him. individually they're very competent people- kincaide is an especially beloved officer even if he is a bit of a romantic snob, and irvine is insanely effective if a bit rigid and cold. these guys got issues on top of issues but proximity eventually leads to a healthy rivalry that becomes something like friendship that becomes basically being married. by the end of the war they are staples in each others lives but they dont get together until a decade or so after it's all over... they each take some damage during the war and spend their later years taking care of each other :')
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my beloved old men. they are so fucked up. mutsache4mustache <3
there is so much i could say about them individually and the deep lore but im such a horrendous writer. also this is like a quarter of all of their stuff minus about four characters. the ideal format for this story would be a 300 chapter webcomic/graphic novel but i have neither time nor skill nor attention span for such a sprawling story so it'll just be random illustrations and blurbs in the tags. and my google docs. if any of this has interested ppl i've made a rugby boy playlist and an officers playlist bc im insane. you can get the vibes of their stories a lot better.
and uh i think thats a super rough version of these guys. anon i hope you know that i love you and this ask was so delightful to get <3
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Hello there, thanks for stumbling across my blog!
(Here's a lil comic I made for a school assignment)
Artblog: @chronicallyartistic
Audio drama blog: @chronically-listeningtopodcasts
I'm going to start putting my social energy levels in my bio... There's a lot of stuff I want to respond to but i currently dont have the energy to do so, and so if I don't respond within like a day, check my bio and see that...
Who am I / Where else can you find me?
First of all, feel free to call me Eli!! I'm on the waiting list for an autism diagnosis. I am agender and aroace-spec.
I am verrryyy enthusiastic about the things I am interested in (hence the URL hehehe). And currently, those are: podcasts (theres a list at the bottom of the post), good omens, ofmd, bbc merlin, star trek!!!!, lotr, and probably more things that I am too tired to think of right now!
I use the queue! Im not awake at the ungodly hours i sometimes am seen posting at, I just dont want to utterly flood peoples dashes! I do reblog fandom stuff and things ive added anything to immediately, so if you see a few posts in short succession, im online!
I am a very big fan of the oxford comma and double brackets. Semicolons are pretty cool too. And ellipses are incredible.
i love all of my mutuals dearly!! Making cookies and hot chocolate for you all <33
I try to use tone tags as much as possible!
Boundaries:
Things I am okay with sharing/doing:
My age, gender/sexuality, things about my guinea pigs!!, and most other things
Things I am not okay with sharing/doing:
The city I live in, pictures of me/anyone I know, my full name, my birthdate, my phone number/email address, meeting up with people irl, sending/receiving money/gifts, dms (<- though if we're mutuals and interacted a lot dms are fine!!)
^ this applies to everyone im not in the discord with
I will let someone know if they cross boundaries, and *really* would like other people to let me know if I cross theirs!!
DNI: people who are here to spread hate and anger. Just, stay away. I dont engage in discourse. I know DNIs dont deterr these people, but this is a demonstration of my core values :)
Tags:
(At the top cause otherwise it will get lost) ALSO #tw body horror
I block quite a few tags but most notably #tw war and other ones to do with the war in israel/palestine. This is not because I don't care. I care so so so much about what is happening and I cry every time I see a post about it. It breaks my heart that such horrible things are happening. However, I really struggle with high empathy, and seeing a post about it can really affect me for a while, and I need tumblr to be a safe space away from the real world problems. If I follow you - please could you tag things to do with war. Thank you <3
Updated to clarify - I do block the generic tags such as Israel and Gaza, which most of the posts are tagged with by the op, so if you forget its no big deal!!
A list of all the podcasts I listen to because y'know, its fun:
Fiction:
The Amelia Project
Wooden Overcoats
The Adventure Zone
Sherlock & Co
Alba Salix
Unseen
And a whole lot more that i no longer listen to either because they havent updated or they are a little too creepy (Welcome to Night Vale falls into the latter category)
Science:
The Sci Guys
Lets Learn Everything
Lingthusiasm
A podcast of unnecessary detail.
Comedy/other:
Dear Hank and John
The Unmade Podcast
Books Unbound
Lateral
A book list of recommendations from mutuals for my own use:
abigail by Magda Szasbo (@mack-anthology-mp3)
The Alphabet of Candice Phee (@jamie-dinow)
A list of music reccomendations from mutuals:
in the lap of the gods revisited by queen, why can't i be you by the cure, pyramid song, and lucky & the tourist by radiohead, when the sun hits by slowdive, dancing barefoot by patti smith, tangerine by led zeppelin, autumn sweater by yo la tengo, rubber ring by the smiths, water by pj harvey (from @/mack-anthology-mp3)
imi hendrix’s all along the watchtower (from @/catholickedd)
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cobbleztone · 3 days
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Rating fantasy worlds on how much i would like to live in them:
Narnia: 9/10 The only thing keeping it from 10/10 is that i would not want to live in the Middle Ages and not have modern technology like stoves and refrigerators. Not to many flaws other than that, i mean, imagine living in Cair Parvel or seeing Aslan.
Harry Potter: 8/10 one point deducted due to the chance of being a muggle or squib, and one deducted because i would not give up my freedom of speech and right to bear arms just to go to Hogwarts.
Lord Of The Rings: i talked about some places in another post, but i will again. Depending on when can change my rating.
During the Hobbit, 9/10. One point deducted for the same reason as Narnia.
During The Lord of the Rings l, 4/10. One removed for no modern technology, 5 five removed for Nazgul, Orcs, Uruk-hai, Ologs, and everything involving Sauron. Im not dieing to some fucking orc who is bored.
Post Defeat of Sauron, 7/10 only reason it's not 9/10 is i can't live among the elves in peace.
Star Wars (i consider Sci-Fi a form of fantasy): again depending on time it changes
Old Republic, 6/10 lots of sith and wars so not preferable
High Republic era, 9/10 not as many conflicts but still enough to be worrisome, but there are enough competent Jedi that it balances out a bit.
Clone Wars, where i am changes it a bit, Outer Rim is 7/10 mind my own fucking business and i should be good, Corisant is 9/10 safe but i hate cities Naboo 10/10 probably safest place and its quiet.
Galactic Empire, 6/10 no freedom of speech and a chance Vader decided he doesn't like that i looked at him for a millisecond to long and i must die, and i may be on the wrong planet and get blown up.
New Republic, 5/10. are you willing to deal with the Yuuzahn Vong? Im sure as fuck not.
Mass Effect: depending on which game changes things.
Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2, 7/10 If memory serves me right, i should be relatively safe.
Mass Effect 3, 1/10. Fuck. No. Im not dealing with that shit.
Mass Effect Andromeda, 10/10 i dont intend on leaving the Ark unless necessary, so simple and amazing heath care so there.
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ghostlysenses · 2 years
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Dont get attached
Tommyinnit x reader platonic
this has been in my drafts for months, i finished it right before I had left, but now im back and I thought I might as well post it c:
TW: ANGST! Death!
enjoy!!
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It had happened
the thing he dreaded so much
he got attached
he couldn’t help it
who can?
You were so nice, you treated him like a real person, you had cared about him and him you, you listened!
He could go on and on
but then
something happened
the thing he dreaded the most
he got exiled, he got exiled and there was nothing he could do about it.
Dream had took on a boat and to far, FAR away place.
he couldnt reach you, he couldnt see you, and there was no way he could he hear you.
during his time in exile the only thing he could think about was how you would be comforting him, telling him he’s okay and that everything will turn out fine.
and there were nights where he wished on all the stars that you would come and visit him.
But
you never did
Tommy was so mad
he had gotten attached and the person who he cared for so much and who he thought cared about him
hadnt even visited him
he was angry
when he went to technos
he decided to live there under his floors in a small cave he made himself
of course techno found him and decided to help him.
Him and techno came up with an amazing scheme to help him get back into lmanburg
but even then dreamed seemed to stick around
He had confronted everyone at the community center but
he couldnt find
you.
Where we’re you?
why did nobody know where you were?
what was going on?
He didn’t know how long it would be until he saw you again, but he decided he didnt need you anymore anyways, you clearly didnt care about him so why should he care about you?
During the war afterwords he didnt even see a glimpse of you, through all the rubble and mist he couldn’t find you.
He had thought you had just left one day, gone to a different place
but he was wrong
at some point tommy gave up on finding you, he stopped looking, stopped caring.
It seemed as though you never existed in the first place.
The disc war came and it was time for tommy and tubbo to go.
this was the first time in a long time that you had crossed his mind.
he didnt know why you didnt even come to say goodbye before his potential death, but he shook that thought out of his head and went on.
Him and tubbo fought
it was bloody
it was gruesome
but then a plot twist happened
and dream had took them to some kind of dungeon
where he kept everyones most important things
as they entered they looked around and saw rows of things that people had just deemed ‘missing’ and then he saw the most scariest thing of all
You
You were stuck behind bars, sitting in a small room.
you looked tired, beaten, and frankly
it broke his heart
you hadn’t left him, or gone missing, or went somewhere else.
you were stuck here
trapped
and he knew what it was like to be stuck with dream
and he was fucking pissed
He and tubbo went up to dream, angry, mad.
thats when dream revealed his weapon
“keep acting out tommy” he said in a low voice
he had gone up to a secret door and then came out with you
a fist in your hair as he dragged you out
he grabbed a hold of your chin
“and ill fucking kill them”
Tommy was scared, he didnt know what to do
“you fucking bastard” he said roughly
“what the hell did you do to them?!” tubbo shouted
“I took control! i did what i had too!” dream laughed as he pulled you closer
“now its either tubbo, or her and the discs, pick”
Tommy was shocked at dreams words
“Pick me! come on tommy we have to get her out of here”
Tommy was conflicted
“tick tock tommy!” dream yelled
“i-“ he couldnt even muster any words, what could he say?
“tommy please! you deserve the discs! and they deserve to be free! ill be fine” tubbo kept trying to beg him
you on the other hand were silent as a rock, nobody blamed you, you’re whole body was in shock and so were you
All tommy could do was think right now and dream was an impatient motherfucker
“fuck it, times up tommy”
“No no!! wait!”
and just like that a sword was in your stomach
ironic
as soon as you were stabbed everyone had arrived
and god was it a sight to see
Dreams sword in your stomach
It didnt even take a second for everyone to run up and get dream off you and all he did was laugh
You started falling to the ground
tommy caught you in his arms
shouting your name
“Y/N!!! Y/N!!! Stay with me!!! come on!!”
There was no way in gods given HELL you were going to die in his arms especially right after seeing you again for the first time in months!
Punz ran over and kneeled down
he grabbed a healing potion and put on the wound and then had you drink some
it hardly worked you were still weak but it gave you a few more minutes of life…
You looked up at tommy
“hey…its been awhile huh?” you laugh a bit
he just smiles and hugs you, tears pouring
Punz is screams that they need more healing
You smiled “Im gonna be okay tommy, ill come back, one day”
he cries harder
You died in his arms that day
afterwords dream was sent to prison
and tommy learned a valuable life lesson
never
get
attached.
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autocann1bal · 2 years
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whoever asked for my lockwood and co playlist, you are in for it :)
so ive decided to give the link to the playlist as well as come up with scenarios for each song so this is. gonna be a big doc. (also book spoilers)
heres the link to the actual playlist (ps if anyone knows the artist please let me know!!)
luv l8r - mom jeans im going to be honest, stole this from a fic, not much to say, just a song that reminds me of them
september - sparky deathcap the instrumental just gives cozy vibes, like something theyd listen to together whilst reading in the library, possibly cuddled up on the couch who knows. maybe even a cheeky little george pops in to bring them more tea, and sees them cuddled up on the couch and smiles before leaving the tea at the door as not to disturb them (alternatively: he joins them bc romantic locklyle + qpr george is a wonderful thing)
buzzcut season - lorde LOOK IDK ITS JUST SO THEM I CANT EXPLAIN IT THEYRE JUST SO. its a song with such a nostalgic feeling and i feel like it fits them, its a sort of montage song, at least to me. its a song that reminds me that theyre kids, because they really are just kids being put in these awful situations.
stars will fall - duster yet another library song, less romantic this time id guess, more just all 3 of them reading respectively in the library. lockwood probably reading old newspapers, lucy some sort of novel, and george either reading his comics or researching for a case.
drip drip drip fall - ewy a lockwood song, do with that what thou shalt :)
main character syndrome - wilbur soot another lockwood song. hes got main character syndrome and we all know it. seems a kipps vs lockwood sort of song yk? the lines "its not a problem its his niche" and "he smiles with only half his face" feel so very lockwood to me.
evans song - flower face OMLGFHKJGFHKJFJGH. its lucys song to lockwood. we get plenty of lockwood being a pathetic simp, but what about lucy? "to think i thought ive loved before, to think i fought so many wars" feels like a lucy line. she loved norrie (romantically and platonically (personal hc)), but shes never loved someone the way shes loved lockwood. theyve saved eachother countless times. i love them <3
shadow moses - bring me the horizon my playlist is. all over the place and you can really tell with this one. im not really sure specifics for this one but its definitely an angsty song so something along the lines of lucy getting ghost locked and lockwood panicking -> "can you tell from the look in her eyes/we're going nowhere"
call me what you like - lovejoy feels very "lockwood using holly as a replacement for lucy after she leaves" sort of deal. i will go more in depth on this one if anyone would like but i fear it may make the post longer than it needs to be just please dont attack me over this dhfdfgkjg.
a pearl - mitski HMHMMHMHMH necklace. the pearl is the necklace, lockwood is the war, shes fallen so deep in love. again this is post her leaving, pre her return. shes in an inn somewhere swirling the necklace around her fingers, missing him more than anything, thinking he didnt want her there. pain :D.
long long time - linda ronstadt MWAHKAHKJDFG this ones for the tlou fans. yall know :)
under the weather - corpse like i said. very all over the place playlist. yet another lockwood angst song, probably some sort of sickfic type deal, but more lockwood needs a mental health day and lucy (+ possibly george, depending on your personal hc (i am so mentally ill for romantic locklyle + george qpr)) caring for him and just. cozy vibes but also really sad bc <33
all we ever wanted was everything - bauhaus RAHHH SHOW CANON SONG. its just so them <33
blue hair - tv girl YOU CANT TELL ME THIS ISNT A LOCKWOOD SONG ITS SO HIM CMON. minus. the. misogyny yk
chemistry - kimya dawson lucy song [everyone gasps]. 'how did we end up here?/you said happenstance' hmshdhrg lucy asking lockwood how they ended up in the Consensual Workplace Relationship and they just talk and talk and talk afterwords, probably sometime late morning yk cozy just woke up vibes.
clementine - elliott smith herrhfhf scrungly soft locklyle vibes in the morning, waking up together, getting ready for the day together, they end up dancing in the kitchen to this song smiles i love them cries wails sobs
bouquet - ichiko aoba do i know what shes saying other than the flowers? no!!! is it cozy vibes? yes!! they are falling asleep after a long day listening to it i cant explain why
empire ants - gorillaz ft little dragon i. honestly do not know. another song similar to buzzcut season, feels like a reminder that theyre just kids. very well may be a lucy breakdown song who knows :)
it will come back - hozier we got our first hozier song boys. lucy leaving, lockwood breakdown, listening to this on repeat hoping wishing praying that she'll come back.  wishing more than anything.
rule #27 - drunk on pride - fish in a bird cage lockwood is constantly drunk on pride, everyone knows it, everyone feels it. this is probably something along the lines of lucy and george being worried for him as he goes into a particularly dangerous job, fully confident and all to prideful. he comes out of it alive, but damaged.
tree hugger - kimya dawson im a bitch for kimya dawsona and fluffy ships but this also is a sort of 'they all wish they where somewhere else, but are happy with eachother too' kind of thing which proabably doesnt make much sense bUT IT MAKES SENSE TO ME OK CSHHSHSHSH
https://open.spotify.com/track/1F9f5t7GZk7aJZNGZIbfqP?si=c653de10148f4de5 <- link because youre nuts if you think im attempting to type out morse code lockwood just being a pathetic simp. probably watching her dance in the kitchen, late at night when neither of them are supposed to be awake, admiring everything about her till he eventually joins in on the dancing, they dance together into early hours of the morning before she carries him (YEA SHE CARRIES HIM WHAT ABOUT IT) up the stairs to lockwoods room, where they sleep for the rest of the day :>
locked out of heaven - bruno mars Ik the song is relatively sexual but we arent going there dw. just more lockwood being a hopeless romantic and being wildly in love with lucy, lucy is his heaven and he wishes to be nowhere else but with her at all times.
teenage dream - katy perry yk i had too. again, theyre teenagers, they act like teenagers. probably the song playing in lucys/lockwoods head constantly because shes just so giddy about their silly teenage love.
answering machine - ruby haunt to much happiness, angst now. a song lucy had on repeat walking the streets of london early in the morning to get coffee after she had left lockwood and co. maybe even walking past portland row, missing it dearly. little does she know, lockwood sees her, he hasnt slept a bit since lucy left, he usually just stares out the window into the night. but one day, he sees her walking past. he doesnt get out of bed that morning.
sleep thru ur alarms - lontalius i said we where done with happiness. more lockwood mental health issues but this time its the aftermath. lucy sitting in her room after a particularly bad fight with lockwood that had turned into him collapsing in her arms. shes just thinking about everything he said.
the first punch - pierce the veil im gonna be honest i meant to take this one out but its just there now i got nothin im low on gas and you need a jacket - pierce the veil i think lucy just like this one idk
heart-shaped box - nirvana lockwood feeling awful about asking lucy for help, sitting in his room thinking about it.
safeword - tv girl lucy telling lockwood about her time in her old town. about her old home.
fine - lemon demon me when i have like 8 million songs abt them being teenagers doing silly teenager things.
chloroform girl - polkadot cadaver UR GONAN TRY AND TELL ME THIS ISNG LOCKWOODS MUSIC TASTE BE FUCKOING QUIET he likes this song :)
swear to god the devil made me do it - the front bottoms god tfb is just so lockwoodcore. its just so him i cant explain it you understnad me maybe hopefully
flying model rockets - the front bottoms HOHOHOHOHOHOHO so lockwood dont you think. dont. dont you think. please agree with me.
blondie - current joys more cozy library/morning vibes. maybe some soft domestic little kisses as a treat.
young - vacations back to the angst. more pining and mourning after lucy leaves hee hee.
pretty boy - the neighborhood HES A PRETTY BOY SHE THINKS HES A PRETTY BOY THEY ARE PRETTY TOGETHER I LOVE HTEM CRIES CRIES CRIES
pretty boy - tv girl be quiet ik they have the same name they are so drastically differnet vibes. something something lucy thinking shes not good enough for lockwood bc she grew up poor and he was a rich little bastard /aff. but yea late night angst
it almost worked - tv girl RRUUFUFU angst they are so sad sad little people lucy is a sad little lass in her tiny little town she will never get out sobs.
space song - beach house wails cries sobs screams them. i will not elaborate.
golden hour - JVKE oh my GODD lockwood is such a hopeless fucking simp. hes such a stupid hopeless little simp. for her and her only all he looks at is her shes the best thing ever shes so beautiful all he does is take her in. they are in love.
who is she - i monster he doesnt believe she exists. shes not real. shes in his dreams. hes having a breakdown :)
always forever - the cults back to happy!! they are in love!!! always forever!! they will be together forever!!!!
gilded lily - cults SOBS SCREAMS CRIES WAILS EATS THEM THEYRE JUST KDIS THEYRE FORCED TO DO THIS HORRIBLE JOB BUT HTEY ARE JUST CHOLDREN THEYRE JSJSUT KIDS DJFGHJHA
pretty when you cry - lana del rey god theyre so sad. george lucy comfort lockwood that is all thank you.
carmen - lana del rey oh deary. oh lockwood oh my poor bbg   
paper doll - flower face this is so lucy. shes a fragile paper doll and lockwood cares for her. but she feels like shes not enough she feels unworthy. lockwood is to good for her. 
 the night we met - lord huron OH MY GODDDD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD theyre so they mean so much to me im crying you understand i dont need to explain.
paper doll - flower face this is so lucy. shes a fragile paper doll and lockwood cares for her. but she feels like shes not enough she feels unworthy. lockwood is to good for her.
angela - flower face can you tell i like flower face. remember lockwood being a hopeless simp?? lucys turn!! lucys turn!!!!!!! shes so simp shes so simp but in such a sad way shes os in love with him but shes so worried he'll leave.
spiracle - flower face hee hoo hee hoo lockwood breakdown. more lockwood breakdowns, but this time its before he and lucy where together. its just him panicking late at night about his love for lucy, afraid he'll end up killing her with his love because nothing good comes from letting people in. 
jupiter - flower face THEY FEEL SO SAFE TOGETHER THEY ARE HOME TOGETHER THEY ARE EACHOTHERS HOME. lucys home is with lockwood and george at portland row :DDDDDD
small world - jack stauber cozy coffee run vibes ykyk domesticity
death cup - mom jeans 'i think its bout time i warned you i might cry in front of you' oh come ON thats so lockwood this entire song is just lockwood opening up to lucy.
legit tattoo gun - the front bottoms lockwood tfb agenda is spreading. 
insomniac - memo boy lockwood insomniac real hes so not sleep the dark circles are so visible im. emotionally unstable.
post to long. need part 2.
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i have something to say about cg vfx (and why i love the sonic movies) and no this isnt an anti-cgi post. however i do want to explain why people dislike cgi.
im not a vfx artist, im just really autistic about visual effects. general rule of thumb is that, if something looks real, it either IS real, or a big part of it is.
a lot of vfx artists will tell you that the best way to get something in a movie to look real is.... by making it as real as possible. sure, you cant blow up a real bridge for a shot, but you can build a miniature of the bridge, shoot it in slowmotion, and blow it up on the set. it'll look exactly like a real thing (this is how the original star wars was filmed, by the way, but this post isnt about that) so, in general, if the vfx artists are allowed and have the budget to do so, they will go practical because it just. looks. better.
but, there are things you cant do with practical effects. lets use the sonic movies for example and i'll just compare them to something random off the top of my head uhhhhh the mcu:
so say you have a movie where most things have to be acheived through cgi, for example, an entire character. you have a few options:
you try to do as much of the shot practically, using stand-ins, real props, real effects, real lights, real everything except for the cgi, then add whatever you couldnt acheive (or whatever didnt look good) with cgi. this is how the sonic movies were (mostly) made. they look THAT good because in most shots, everything that isnt sonic or tails or knuckles is made practically.
now... with marvel. this is common knowledge, but more often than not, marvel doesnt do this. why hire someone to build props and sets when you can slap a blue/green screen and call it a day? who cares! those nerds will fix it in post! the marvel movies look bad because most of what we're seeing isnt real, it's just carefully made digitally to look real.
but i said this wasnt an anti-cgi post. cgi isnt bad, when its properly used. i think its a fascinating craft and i admire the cgi artists that are capable of bringing scenes to life (take in mind... they have to figure out lighting, physics, dimensions, pretty much everything about a shot if they dont have a reference, mcu cgi artists are essentially animators) cgi is GOOD. when it's used accordingly.
the sonic movies are great because cgi isnt being used instead of practical effects, it's used to help them look better. which is how it SHOULD be used. whatever you cant do practically, whether it be for budget reasons or simply because itd look bad, you do in cgi. and... well i guess also characters who are cartoons. you dont hate cgi, you just hate how its abused in marvel movies.
YESH ive talked for a while. i'll TLDR:
cgi is a wonderful craft, and i have nothing but admiration for cgi artists. it's great when used accordingly, the problem (and what makes people dislike it) is that as of late its not being used accordingly. practical is always better, and cg helps make it even better
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Sorry for this little rant. I'm reading your review of Lightfall, and this line here: "people were essentially 'tricked' by the visual spectacle of Seraph's final cutscene into thinking the writing for that season was a lot better than it actually was" is right on the money. I'm dealing with something similar in the Star Wars fandom. The new writing for this new season of the Mandalorian is terrible, but everyone is so distracted by the cameos and action scenes that they don't even realize how nothing makes sense, and because of this, I noticed how scarily similar some of the people who defend Destiny's recent writing sound compared to these Star Wars fans. It's all of the outside-of-the-text justifications and assumptions to patch over vital missing context. And also, people just seem to accept the things they are told by the writers at face value with no justification and then dismiss any criticism because they believe everything was laid out as intended, and if that was the writers' wish, then who are we to question them? It has been nothing short of frustrating.
thank you for reading my review!! (that reminds me that i should probably link it in my pinned post....) and yeah, i'm not saying that everyone who liked seraph are mindless idiot sheep, but that the ending cutscene seemed almost... like, crafted in a lab with music and visuals to try to make people cry. so i don't blame people for being emotionally impacted by it, and because it was the last thing people experienced in the season, that's what people are going to remember when they think back on the season, not the stuff that came before. so of course some people are going to be like "oh, seraph was great!" thinking just about that cutscene. and for many people who dont actually care a lot about lore or plot, it probably did make the season!
i also agree with your take that a lot of people just accept everything the writers do and are unable to handle any criticism because "that's what the writers said." d2 reddit and twitter are toxic cesspools full of miserable people but ironically i think this particular problem is worse on tumblr because people want so badly not to be redditbros that they end up swinging too hard in the opposite direction and feeling like they cant criticize anything. it's annoying to try to criticize a certain writing choice and have people bring up all this ingame justification for the choice. im not cinemasins, im not complaining that it "doesnt make sense" or "isnt realistic" but rather critiquing the choice to make that decision in the first place. i 100% think there IS a way to respectfully and productively criticize the game's writing and it is frustrating that so much of the time it swings between 2 extremes
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What are your favourite blorbos/ships and how did you get into them?
Ps. Hope you feel better soon :D
ohohohoh this was such a great question and ill have you know it made me so happy to walk around work just thinking about my blorbos and getting to share them 😭
im gonna put a read more because fair warning i have a lot to say ajshsjdhks
OKAY SO first off (and a surprise to no one) luke skywalker is my ultimate blorbo. my special guy. and it’s funny cause i grew up knowing of star wars, watching the movies with my older siblings, but i never really cared about it- it wasn’t until years later i even thought about watching the movies again and it was only because my sister pressured me into watching the mandalorian and i fell in love. and then i decided to rewatch the original trilogy and that was it. the movies just found me at such a perfect spot in my life to really dig into my brain and not let go- it was year two of the pandemic, i had no friend whatsoever and a day to day that just left me feeling dull, ya know? and then all of the sudden there were these old movies about hope. about being able to become more than the sum of your parts. there was luke. luke really just embodies that feeling of hope that i was so without. and i think it’s those set of circumstances and then me just being a big science fiction/space nerd in general really made luke my perfect star wars blorbo. and then add dinluke into that!!! i could go on and on about dinluke (and i have) but fundamentally i think it’s the dynamic of these two powerful people who carry these two, seemingly opposing ideals coming together and finding that they have more in common and more to offer each other than either ever thought they’d receive is just *chefs kiss*
MOVING ON TO katniss everdeen! my first and forever blorbo. i know i don’t hunger games post here a lot but thg and katniss were both really big parts of my development. the hunger games introduced me to fandom and fanfic and katniss introduced me to the mindset of never giving up. no matter when you feel like you already have, you never give up. that small acts of bravery are just as important as big ones. she inspired me to stick up for myself and feel courageous, to shoot a bow and wear my hair in a braid far too often. to look out for those i love with all i can give. i love her strength and her wit and how she is smart and so dumb and young all at the same time. and her and peeta as a couple i think just really set the standard of love to me. like after everything, all the fighting and death, they choose to live for each other. they help each other live for themselves. that you don’t have to be someone else when your with the right person. that you can be vulnerable and ask real or not real?
NEXT IN LINE is mickey milkovich from shameless. i am rotating him around in my mind CONSTANTLY. its safe to say that he was my favourite character on the show and his penchant for crime, swearing and anger really struck a chord with me. he’s a character that feels so much but is rarely given the chance to express it. he’s constantly going against the odds and trying to do what’s right. it may not be right, or legal for that matter, but it’s still what he believes. he’s a character that’s gone through so much pain and suffering and is still able to flip off the world. he gives me the confidence to say fuck you to people who are treating me poorly and smile because i know that the parts of me they judge and think are weak are the parts that make me swing back harder. he’s violent, he’s gross, he’s pathetic and he’s one tough motherfucker and shit if getting to see him get a happy ending, get to be out and to get someone who loves him as he is for all those reasons didn’t make me hope id get that one day too. (DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED OF GALLAVICH. REALLY DONT. ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THEY ARE A GOD TEIR OTP AND NOBODY DOES IT LIKE THEM ALL THE OTHER SHIPS OUT THERE DONT EVEN COME CLOSE)
NOW WE HAVE nadja from what we do in the shadows! what can i say about nadja apart from the fact that she is simply, and always will be, the vibe. i am holding her in my hand and she will bite my palm and then maybe kiss me a bit. i am obsessed with her. she deserves it. but more than that!! nadja is just so unapologetically herself and her ambition and humour are unmatched, but she also has such a sweet soft side that i can’t help but just scream and cry and throw things around my room. she is also a vampire and that is so fucking cool. she’s a leader, she’s a dumbass, she’s going to rip people throats out and honestly? she’s everything i want to be when i grow up. and her and lazlo are just goals. like the speech he gives about not caring about what anyone thought about her when he married her because none of that mattered to him like she did?? dead. im dead.
AND LASTLY a newer blorbo entering the ring- jamie tartt from ted lasso! now, i will gleefully admit i hated jamie through season one and much through season two but holy shit did ted lasso pull off a redemption like nothing ive ever seen before. really and truly, i did not expect to connect with jamie as much as i did. the last season but the character growth and storylines they gave him that shed some light onto why he was the way he was and how they connected so many things in with the earlier seasons that just made you see things in an entirely different way??? like he’s still a cocky prick, but he’s a cocky prick you can’t help but love and cheer for. and the scene where he tells roy that he’s just anxious and tired all the time really fucking hit home for me, even when they did end up playing it off as a bit of a joke, i just felt that moment so deep in my bones and funny little manchester-man jamie earned himself a spot in my brain.
OKAY IM DONE NOW thank you so so much for the ask and i apologize for the behemoth that this post became but GAH i just love my blorbos!! and thank you for the well-wishes! im finally home from work and am feeling better:)
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happy solstice jordan!! one thing i’m looking forward to for the new year that i’m also kind of terrified about is graduating and finally being done with school! i’m anxious about finding work but i think once i’ve got everything smoothed out and in place i’ll be really happy post-grad!
something i’m bringing forward from this year is the work i’ve put into my art, i really want to keep experimenting and pushing myself and not just letting myself get into a rut. i’ve been experiencing a lot of self-doubt this year with my art especially but i’m proud of the way i’ve been managing my time and the challenges i’ve faced so i want to bring that energy with me into 2023 :}
the weather here has been clear and sunny but pretty cold the last few days! right now it’s like 11 pm and it’s about 30 degrees F outside, so that’s like. -1C? during the day it’s more like 35-40 F. i don’t really care much for the cold so i comment on it every time i go outside BUT it’s still nice and it’s given me a chance to wear my new winter coat which is a very cute puffer jacket!
if i could be anywhere right now i think i would still pick to be home :) one of the things i’m most nervous about with moving out on my own is not being in my home where i’m comfortable and have all my stuff with me the way i like it but mostly about not being around my family so i’m enjoying spending as much time as possible living at home during the breaks and being around pretzel and my parents and siblings. also once i move my friends who live around here aren’t going to be as readily available though others will be so there’s that as well 🤔
definitely i am a serial rewatcher/listener/reader! i like the things i’m comfy with and it’s hard for me to go outside of my comfort zone and experience new things with media especially. i reread a lot of books and i rewatch youtube videos and movies and music. especially shows, i really don’t watch a lot of tv, and when i do watch tv i have a tendency to put on old shows that i’m comfortable with. i make exceptions for star wars shows but that’s it and aside from the mandalorian and andor sw has been very disappointing lately so that’s been tough. i think the one thing that may be an exception is music! while i like relistening to all my favorite bands over and over and over on loop i also really enjoy the experience of finding new music that i enjoy and playing that over and over also :)
i hope you’re having a wonderful day danny i love u!! 💝💝💝
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pretzel says hello as well 💕
[ID: a fluffy golden puppy dog lying on a tan corduroy couch, looking into the camera with his paws tucked up. end ID]
happy day after solstice love!! enjoy a longer day today than yesterday
!!!! wah thats so exciting. i cant believe ive known you like. long enough to see you do your entire degree im SO excited + proud of you and im wishing you ALL the best w your postgrad stuff!!
YES its been very clear in the art ive seen that you're putting so much effort into it and its absolutely paying off. cannot WAIT to see where you go from here! ik self doubt is a bitch but you rly are so talented i hope you can keep up your energy w it into the new year and beyond
OUGH! chilly! im glad you have a nice new jacket to keep you all toasty esp if you dont rlly like the cold. and i hope you've got as much hot chocolate as you want to warm up w when you get back inside! ive been drinking sooooo much hot chocolate recently its life changing esp when its cold out
wah thats so sweet. i absolutely understand moving out can be SO intimidating but i hope when you do end up moving you find a place that you can make yours and be just as comfy there as you are at your parents place. and in the meantime! enjoy the being home! give pretzel a BIG BIG kiss for me im saying hello back to him and givin him a good scratch
this answer does NOT surprise me at all and props on being the first person to come down firmly on one side or the other. esp w tv i totally get that <- has been rewatching supernatural unfortunately. its so much more of a time commitment and esp with shows that are just coming out its like. you want a decent payoff for your time + energy investment. like w star wars shows i was SO excited for bobf and then. well. i think i watched like two episodes and then the Thing Happened and i was like 'yeah im not finishing this' but i have heard SUCH good stuff about andor and its done coming out for this season so i just need to sit down n actually watch it.
its nice that new music is easy for you its SUCH a delight to find new music you actually like so im glad that you get to have that!!! anything specific thats been in your playlists recently?
i DID have a wonderful day yesterday i hope you have a good one today!! love youuuu
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lol go ahead and clock me why don't you? but yes lol, your suspicions are correct, I am indeed not straight (bi in fact!)
I'm sorry your day has been long and tiring too :( homophobic, indeed. we should take this up with the council
I agree about layering! I'm all snuggled up in a blanket right now :)))
those are lovely flowers! I took a walk and picked some queen anne's lace today, which reminded me to ask. kinda basic but I'm a rose girl, peach colored roses are my favorite!
you may have answered this before, but what are some of your favorite movies from when you were a kid? like the ones that started to shape your taste to what it is today
i had a feeling! i think straight ppl on tumblr are lost or confused - in my humble opinion :p
nothin wrong w liking roses..theyre popular for a reason! i used to have a rose bush but i got rid of it when i got my cat cuz the thorns and she is stupid.
gooddd favorite movies as a kid? below the cut im probably gonna get real into this
beyond the ones i listed a few days ago in the tags of a random post (care bears return to camelot / alvin and the chimpunks / zoom / star wars revenge of the sith):
i grew up loving all of the winnie the poohs, specifically tiggers movie, and the heffalump movie as well (one for christmas one for halloween yk??) i dont know how much it has shaped my taste or my goals in film as a career but it does hold a really close place to my heart, and its always something i can throw on when i wanna yearn for my childhood years again lmao
meet the robinsons is another honorable mention, not sure how much it has shaped me but the comedy in that movie was great to me, and probably the first soundtrack i actively hunted down after watching it. little wonders by rob thomas u will always be famous to me!
igor and robots were movies that really nailed the importance of subtle comedy to me! like easy low hanging jokes they often were, they landed every time. so thats something i think is important to showcase, the ability to not drag the bit out but hit it and move on swiftly and with grace to the next joke
LOVED the movies over the hedge, dougal, the shaggy dog and hoodwinked. all horrendous movies but they made me happy so. i think thats also something we have to be able to accept as both creators and active enjoyers of art is that its not always gonna be great and thats ok, its ok to find solace in the shit that it is!
ill finish this rambling off with my ever growing love for Ratatouille. not only has this put so much love in my heart for voice acting and story telling but cooking as well. thats something my dad and i have always bonded over, and its the movie we start every fall season with. very excited for it to come this season. i think to ME that movie has so much love put into it, and it has transferred to me as a result.
sorry for the rambling, u ask a film major film questions ur opening that can of worms! ☮️🕊️✌️ & 🩵🫶 💟
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ive been thinking about elaborating more on what maul's various disabilities mean for him and actually tangibly what that would look like. my thoughts below in a clearer way!
due to being cut in his midsection a lot of his gut was either damaged or rearranged entirely. Zabrak are carnivores with probably shorter digestive tracts so its not as much of a problem as it is for humans who need to have much or all of their large intestine removed, but nonetheless he would probably have an ostomy bag + stoma of sorts or scifi equivalent (however this might change between various leg iterations). Its hard to tell how this condition would affect him outside of how it impacts people in real life who have this condition (crohn's disease or severe forms of ibd), but eating primarily meat might make it a bit easier on him? Something I might research more idk... Going along with that he would need an artificial blood dialysis device because he doesn't have kidneys anymore. All of this leads to him most likely having bad nausea/pain or feeling sick when his diet or meal timing changes.
Because of all this organ shifting, there might be more pressure on his diaphragm leading to less lung capacity, however being a zabrak with two hearts counteracts this and he's probably on par with any athletic human.
Due to eating like...garbage and probably fucked up things for many years, his liver had to work overtime and as a result he has some signs of liver disease, though it should be under control post spider legs and rejoining civilization. Likewise his stomach is also probably permanently smaller due to a long period of malnutrition.
Inside his prosthetic waist area would need a Thick layer of cushioning because the waist is not a real load bearing area of the body. Like any other prosthetic, there should be some way for him to detach part of his midsection so he can bathe properly and avoid any skin irritation (but it probably happens anyway if he doesn't do any self care in that area for a while)
His spine was severed so he has some pretty hardcore back pain as well as metal/robotic supports lining the inside and outside of his spine. Using a cane would help as it could alleviate pressure against his midsection and damaged spine, putting that weight towards the ground instead (this is also why i love maul with a cane in rebels).
There's probably ways to regain levels of sensation and tactile feedback through his legs (luke had a very responsive and seemingly sensitive prosthetic hand) plus nightsister magic probably gives some ethereal force connection to increase sensation and feedback. This might also be how maul can resist his body rejecting all the parts that are both embedded in him and against his body 24/7, its star wars there's magic sometimes. His legs are probably rechargable overnight and with some long term background battery (imagine uranium batteries like rovers and other space instruments have) to fill in time between charges. Maybe they can also convert food into electricity i dont know how star wars works.
anyway if you read this thank you! i hope you enjoyed my maul disability headcanons/fan explanations for how his body works. Im not going into any of his mental disabilities bc that's a whole other can of worms but it was very nice to elaborate on a canon disabled character that i care about very much
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