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Ashmi having busted her forehead open hitting a door threshold and having to take a deep breath to avoid killing every single person in the club who stares at her :
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yeah im very adamant on calling people out when theyre being shitty. yeah im very sensitive and will get really sad when people get mad at me for it. so what
#'i hate misogynists' 'well fuck you cuz i love misogyny' ':(((( imgg goann keill meyeelf'#dont get mad at me for being right IM JUST A GIRL!!#i feel bad when this happens cuz why cant i defend my point without crying about it#many many times ive had arguments where i just choke and suddenly no matter how knowledgeable i am on a topic i just cant defend it#because im too busy freaking out and peeing my pants#i get so defensive for no reason#🙏LET ME NOT DO THAT ANYMORE PLS#meows post
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WHEN will someone buy me diapers and get me all cosy for a movie marathon with lots of nice drinks, and not let me go! let me be all curled up in blankets and just be able to pee when I get the urge, because I'm all padded up and safe
#hhhhhhh im feeling SOFT#and like i wanna pee myself#hhhhhhhhhhh#i had a hard day at work lol lemme piss my pants about jt#omo#omorashi#pee kink#piss kink#diaper omo
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that massacre blood won't let me rest
(bloodstain pattern analysis)
warning, this will contain some graphic explanations of how blood stains get made and a couple pictures of real blood (no people) as I attempt to apply my modicum of education on this subject to the HNL massacre
I'm mostly focusing on that main blood stain that goes across One's chest, but toward the end I'll touch on other stains in the RR.
tldr: I think that chest stain leaves plenty of room for doubt about whether One was the attacker.
so. bloodstain analysis crash course.
your main types of blood stains:
active - blood flying and landing on a surface as a result of force/motion. this includes spatters, splashes, arterial sprays.
passive - blood falling from plain old gravity. stains like drops and pools.
transfer - a surface coming into contact with another surface with blood on it. smears, maybe a hand or shoe print.
two lovely volunteers to demonstrate:
One's neck bleeding on his collar is an example of a passive blood stain. if any of those larger vertical blood drops on his shirt are supposed to be nose blood, (his nose barely bled but his shirt looks like it dripped) that's also passive. victims' eye blood is passive.
One mopping the floor with El leaving her with blood smeared on her gown is transfer.
that main pattern of blood droplets across One's chest is an active type stain. all the blood on him, apart from his own, appears to have flown through the air and landed on him.
the costume dept clearly put effort into depicting those types differently, going as far as to actually drag someone around the floor to find out what El's gown blood should look like as a result of the actions that put it there. I think it's fair to expect a similar level of research went into designing One's stains.
but discussing those methods in the interview might have revealed too much.
some types of active blood stains
arterial spray is when a vein or artery is cut and blood squirts out, flies through the air and lands on nearby surfaces. it's not usually just a little blood. here are two real examples of arterial spray:
to me, it seems like a severed artery would produce a more blood than is on One.
impact spatter is created when an object forcefully hits exposed blood and little droplets fly. forward spatter is made in the direction of the force, backward spatter is thrown back toward the direction the force came from.
in many cases forward and back spatter look much the same, so the main distinguishing clue is location.
back spatter is, without us even thinking about it, the type of stain we assume is on One's chest, because we also assume that he is the attacker. that he did something violent to someone and their blood splashed back on him. that is one valid explanation, but not the only.
see, spatter flies in all directions from an impact, 360. it looks like this (simulation). not all spatter is automatically back spatter. if it's forward spatter, it suggests One was facing the impact from opposite where the force came from. it's hard to imagine a scenario where the attacker gets forward spatter on himself.
castoff is another type of spatter typical of repetitious stabbing or beating where a weapon that's covered in blood, when swung back for another blow, flings off an arc of small blood droplets.
examples:
the attacker virtually never gets castoff on themselves. rather they fling it on the walls/ceiling around them, depending on the arc of their swings.
telekinetic blows cannot possibly create castoff because there would be nothing for the blood to stick to.
so if the stains on One are castoff, A) there was a bloody physical weapon/object involved and B) he seems very unlikely the attacker.
to me, the main stain on One looks consistent with either impact or castoff spatter. let's consider some more characteristics:
blood velocity
droplet size can also tell the speed at which the blood was moving, which helps reconstruct what amount of force and therefore type of injury it came from. generally, the smaller the droplets the higher the velocity.
One's chest spatter looks medium velocity. no surprises here.
blood directionality
the shape of droplets helps determine the direction the blood came from.
a drop onto a 90 degree angle, like if you're just standing there and your blood drips on the ground, leaves a circular droplet. an elongated blood droplet shows that the blood was flying through the air at an angle.
blood tails are what you call the pointy end of an elongated blood drop, which points in the direction of the motion. the bottoms of these more acute examples are the tails, indicating the blood was moving toward the bottoms.
now look at One. he definitely has multiple spatters on him, but I'm focusing on the main spatter that goes diagonally across his chest.
note how blood tails go in a consistent direction (bottom screen left moving towards upper screen right). this creates a strong idea of the spatter having originated low around One's right hip and flown upwards across his body.
of course we can't get too into analyzing this as legit forensic evidence, because it isn't. but the fact that they kept consistent with the direction of the blood tails when recreating these stains by hand multiple times seems like that detail mattered to them.
(I don't wanna shoplift directly from em's jumpsuit blood post but that has the best collection of pics and you can see that all iterations are in agreement with the direction of motion suggested).
here's a quick video showing a guy creating a bloodstain that illustrates both castoff and blood tails:
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how'd homeboy get blood on his back?
I wish I could get a clearer look, but those are absolutely active spatters and not transfer. do you wanna tell me how, if you are the attacker, you'd manage to get your victim's blood to spatter onto your own back? like, even if he can Vecna someone behind his back, why? was he showboating like shredding guitar behind his head?? was it like the champagne in that one kim kardashian photo??
whose blood is on him?
neither castoff nor impact spatter makes sense for the bodies we see.
as I've discussed in other posts, none of the ways we saw anyone get killed in the massacre, nor any of the dead bodies in the RR, should produce blood stains like the ones on One.
the only external bleeding that getting Vecna'd™ produces is passive drips from the eyes. nobody got stabbed or struck repeatedly. even the eyes getting sucked out (or whatever?) doesn't result in any spatter. you can watch One kill Two, and there's no new blood on his face or on the floor between them. you can watch him throw guards into walls without a speck of blood on the walls or on himself.
for the amount of blood around the scene, there should be at least one much, much bloodier wounded person around here somewhere.
what is telekinetic force shaped like?
I'm unclear on what kind of spatter to expect when the weapon is telekinesis because I have so many unknowns about the nature of the impact. it really seems up to the person what shape and force of power they want to use in each instance (think the brute force of flipping a van vs the fine motor skills of turning a tv knob).
what I want is to picture the telekinesis used in the massacre as an invisible physical object so I can draw conclusions about the impact spatter it might create, but I can't.
ST has given us a couple great visuals of what impression telekinetic force actually creates when impacting various substances, revealing its "shape," and it varies a lot. my ruling is that telekinetic force has no default shape, so this is kind of a dead end.
but regardless, here's the curious thing about spatter:
(and that IS spatter on One, whether it's impact or castoff): spatter is the result of force upon exposed blood.
and a bunch of blood is not exposed yet until after a victim has been struck/stabbed/whatever at least once. meaning the victim that One's bloodstain belongs to was likely struck in the same spot repeatedly. twice minimum.
"well, blood is already exposed from the eye thing, couldn't it just be that?" yes, but striking victims after the eye thing isn't the MO. watch Virginia, Two, Chrissy, Fred, and Patrick die - after the eyes, they simply drop in place. he doesn't throw or hit them in any way.
if that is castoff, what was the blood cast off OF?
if there was a physical weapon, it's either missing from the scene or not shown.
I'd love to finish this section by suggesting an object in the lab that would make a thematically fitting murder weapon, but nothing jumps out at me.
it would be unlike them not to have brought our attention to the murder weapon before it's revealed as such. like, we need to be able to go "ohhh, they killed everybody with the 8 ball!" or whatever later or else it's not as fun.
the blood being castoff from a weapon would tend to suggest that the attacker wasn't telekinetic (or wasn't currently able to use their telekinesis). I mean, would you bother doing the manual labor if you didn't have to?
I don't see any very bloody objects lying around the RR, but I do see extremely clear evidence that there were very bloody hands.
hands are absolutely a thing that can cast off blood.
and there's only one person I know of who was ever shown with bloody hands in conjunction with the massacre.
let's talk about hands, then
we've got a diagonal thing going on here:
this bottom-left-upper-right orientation that would tend to result from a right-handed person casting off blood from an upward swing of either a weapon or their bloody hand. a lefty's swing would most likely create a bottom right-upper left diagonal castoff.
so which lab folk are what-handed?
lefties:
righties:
(I found only 2 lefts from El: manipulating the helicopter and stopping Vecna from killing Max. I could do a whole post on that. stop me)
ok, but what if that's backsplash, not castoff? same logic.
One is left handed, and when he throws someone with telekinesis, say like if he slams them downward, he uses his left hand. the way the arm swings naturally seems more likely to create an impact on that same side of the body. but the spatter originates from his right hip.
(NOT saying otherwise is impossible, it's totally possible, just seems less likely. go ahead and pretend you have telekinesis for a sec and see what direction of arm sweeps feel most natural.)
this is why when I look at the stain on One, I'm not totally convinced it's back spatter.
so what are some possible scenarios that might be consistent with blood like that?
where One is the attacker:
One strikes Victim with either a physical weapon or telekinesis. either from the strike or from falling and hitting some surface, their blood back spatters onto his shirt.
where One is not the attacker:
Attacker is striking Victim with a physical object or telekinesis. One stands opposite Attacker. forward or sideways impact spatter flies onto One's shirt.
Attacker is beating Victim with a physical object. One stands opposite Attacker. blood is cast up onto his shirt on one of Attacker's upswings.
One stands near Attacker or Victim who swings a bloody hand upward and casts blood across his shirt. (I'm liking this best)
now that I've been serious for a whole post, let me go insane about the scene overall (I'M JUST BRAINSTORMING DON'T SNIPE ME):
what if, by timeline shenanigans or I don't know what, some versions of Henry, Edward, and El are all present in the RR during the massacre.
Edward is doing some or all of the killing in such a way that impact spatters are being sent onto Henry. the bloody face of one of Edward's victims hits the floor while Henry's back is turned, causing that small spatter on the back of his pant leg.
El's hands are covered with blood. she makes a sweeping motion like this, up and to her right, to throw Edward, and blood casts off her hand onto Henry's shirt.
if an action like the above gif happened, we'd expect to see damage and/or blood on the walls or ceiling of the RR. there are multiple drippy blood impacts on the RR walls. we assume them to have come from the kids (even though this is not consistent with their injuries). what if some or all of that is Edward's blood?
whoever hit the walls would have needed to already be bloody when they hit the wall. (we know from the hallway guards and Two that neither getting thrown against a wall nor Vecna'd up against a wall leaves blood.)
another explanation for already-bloody-Ed and Henry shirt castoff/forward spatter from a physical weapon is if Brenner comes in and tries to stop Edward by beating him with [?object]. but I feel like Ed would overpower Brenner too quickly to get very bloody. this isn't a strong one, I feel better about the bloody hands idea
re: the blood pools on the floor all being smeared even before El gets dragged... you know how El has some way-too-different-to-be-accidental variations in the blood transfer patterns on her gown? could we have multiple Els in play? like, by the time we see our El arrive in the RR, other-bloody-handed-El has already been mucking around the scene?
varying El blood and multiple El concept plays well with the way there are also at least two different crime scenes.
"Nat you idiot, that shot is filmed in the mirror, you're just confusing two different sides of the room. why are your green and purple circles on the same bookcase when they're clearly on two different bookcases on opposite sides of the room?":
YEAH I SURE AM CONFUSED! BC WHY WERE THOSE TWO BOOKCASE STAINS BOTH SHOWN ON THE RED-TOP-RAINBOW-BEND-ON-THE-WALL SIDE OF THE ROOM? the side with that pyramid thing and the plinko board has a red-top rainbow bend. the opposite side, with the benches and the drawing tables, has a purple-top rainbow bend (see below). like, whatever mirror tricks you wanna pull, shouldn't the side of the room with the bookcase corner stain be purple-top-bend? seriously, am I picturing this wrong??
anyway, many of those RR bloodstains could be explained by at least one unaccounted for person being thrown repeatedly around the room. telekinetic people really seem to like doing this to each other.
say El makes that hand motion, which makes One's shirt castoff and throws Edward. Ed hits that bookcase hard enough to get bloodied. Edward gets thrown around some more, leaving various stains around the walls and floors. El or Ed stomps in the blood puddle by the bookcase, resulting in the purple-circled splatter and the spatter on Henry's pant leg.
but if we're allowed to have multiple Els maybe some of the blood is other-El's too. or One's. or Brenner's
I DON'T KNOW. I'M DONE. END MY SUFFERING
#I don't care anymore!!!!! (throws up and dies from caring) (will make another post about this)#I have SO MANY MORE QUESTIONS about the other blood stains in the RR but Im also SO TIRED OF THIS POST#did they MIRROR the BLOOD in the rr? am I having a STROKE?#lab stuff#massacre stuff#analysis#tw blood#mine#givehimthemedicine analysis#a few forensic science classes do not an expert make but there's my five cents (adjusted for inflation). it just looks more castoffy to me#Ive got it: El freezes Edward like Troy and makes him pee his pants while Brenner beats the crap out of him#also I'm saying 'One' thoughout this post because I just don't know what to call this guy anymore. but ykwim#I didn't even get into the monster attack concept I'm just so weary#everyone (me) is just waiting waiting for it all (this post) to be over
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https://www.tumblr.com/darby-rowe/747979692628475904/uh-to-the-blog-that-just-reblogged-my-jj-fic-i
yet you’re over here glorifying being fat so…
cry me a fucking river please
#i dont have the energy nor the time to explain#how ‘glorifying obesity’ is not a real thing#me living my life as a normal human being has fuck all to do with ‘glorifying’ whatever#so kindly go argue with the wall bc this is the last time im talking about this#and dont forget to cry and pee ur pants about it too#bye!
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was gonna draw a comic follow-up to that last post but i will be honest. i am not familiar enough with really shitty analogue horror to make a joke that has not been made 1 million times
#im a weenie. i think grainy videos are scary#i pee my pants when the amber alert comes on etc.#but yeah i feel like theres nothing less funny than a joke about something by someone who isnt even familiar with it -__-#i already gave my joke with the demon files tweet
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trying to make a gif but it just doesn't look right and I am confused \insert image of guy crying\
ignore that it says Fish and chips
#I feel ya tho sometimes they just dont look right and its like OUGH#idk if you make gifs in the old fashioned way like me or use one of those gif sites#idk about the gif sites but if you use ps I can give you some tips if you dm#Im actually abouta gif right now and plan to make some x files sets today so if you want me to make a gif of whatever it is youre makin#just ask and throw me a vid link :)#EDIT literally in the middle of answering this a huge hail storm came over#and my cats were outside on the veranda so they got caught in it so i had to go rescue them#got drenched myself when i was going to throw my clothes in the wash i smelt pee and realized the cat peed on a pair of tracky pants AND#my bag of paints so i had to wash those and then thunder started happening so i had to quickly go turn off all the electronics#bc my house likes to get struck by lightening and everything has been blown up before#so i was running around like a chicken with my head cut off#Suffice to say you can still send it my way if you want#might not do it till later or tomorrow tho bc LMAO#but yeah. That was eventful lmao#ask#im aware these tags are insane but
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i hate college i just want to think about saiki kusuo forever :((
#i somewhat missed the first few weeks of this semester cuz i was kinda having a depressive episode#and i didnt realize that im unable to make up these quizzes#so i already have a shit grade in this really hard class#like i'll prob be fine if i do everything for the rest of the semester but that means i have absolutely no leeway#so if i fail a test or something im fucked#i cant just email my professor 'hey ik i knowingly enrolled in this difficult class but i was kinda sad last week can u make an exception'#im going crazy#its FINE.#its like one of the only college classes i actually WANTED to take too and i actually care about for my future#so if i fail im literally going to pee my pants and explode#whatever#WHATEVER.#erm meow venting on main kick this bitch out the discord server/j#shes venting in general chat!!!
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Motherfucker. Four
#I want him to PISS INSIDE OF ME !!!#Im so serious I wanna be his toilet#Anytime youve gotta go baby boy you just use me 💚#Any one of my holes or just soak my clothes idc. Please pee on me#“Urgh….ive gotta go. Slide those pants off”#You can just shove it in my mouth outta nowhere and fill me up i just want your hot piss so bad#Please please please#Okay yeah durrr id trick him into wetting a few times.#Can you imagine building up the ooh you can pee in me anytime mister and then just being like no >:)#And how hed shift from “thats my good little toilet slut” to “cal i gotta go real fuckin bad”#Like on a car trip where I am the only toilet. Hey thats one more than most people would have in a car!#“I cant fuckin hold it you gotta let me fuck you cal you gotta-“#Right after he wets suck him off. For more droplets yeah but hes so vulnerable and soft <3#Or he gets so used to pissing in me he practically forgets about normal toilets.#Were separate and he cant help but wet cause my warm mouth isnt there to drink it up#Hes so cute and evil i want us to fuck each other up!!#💔
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omfg I need to pee but idk if my mother and her husband are still fighting
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😭😭😭 gale...
#chelle.txt#i have no words. i am on the floor#i am FLOORED#gale 🔛🔝 !!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!#just completed his questline / romance as a good durge and 😭👍❤️#he is so !!!!!!!!!! AAHH#if he were real i would probably be frightened of him and pee my pants#which is how u know hes the real deal 😍💅#a rough tempest i will raise and all that#wow. i am blown away. i don't even have words just a whirlpool of emotions#dark urge: eurydice#in all honesty... i think i actually prefer his romance to astarions hahaha#astarions is very complex but#something about gales just;_________;#hes so romantic 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️ in so many senses of the word#i am madly in love w him. just joking ;-) no im not... unless i am...???
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i almost ordered.. lets call them princess pants for the time being, and the shipping was the same cost as the small trial pack so its def not worth.. i want them so bad but just gotta wait until i can buy more at once time..
i miss wearing them so bad, its so comfy to just take a day and little out.. cartoons and snacks,, lil bit of weed
#rambling#ab/dl#i want them so bad#i tried to wear my onesie and i felt so close to pissing myself#god tmi but im not gonna be ashamed of anything#i got blocked by someone who followed me after a day- weird but i feel like im up front about what i do#im just a lil pee pants sorry not sorry
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I woke up today and had to pee really bad, so I hopped out of bed thinking "oh I can just go use the potty like a big girl"
...well let's just say there's a reason im back in bed and my pullup is absolutely full...
the moment I stood up and took a step my entire bladder flooded into my pullup, and I could feel it soak into the padding all the way to the top, there was nothing I could do to stop it, and I felt so helpless in the way that my body was going to do whatever it needed to. It knows Im too much of a little girl to make decisions like this on my own... after all it was my fault for not going potty sooner, accidents are bound to happen right? ;)
Im really happy that I can't even hold it anymore and i love how my pullup can handle my whole bladder (which is pretty small now), wearing 24/7 has been great for my unpotty training 😊
If only I could move to big diapers full time, but they're just so expensive, still, goodnites are so fun and perfect for me right now!
now what do i do about my skishy potty pants...
#babyvivi#babyvivi wet#pullups#ab/dl little#ab dl girl#ab/dl babygirl#ab/dl princess#diapered little#ab/dl#desperation wetting#goodnites diaper
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Was thinking about my ideal kazu/maji okinawa date again and realised that i fucked up with the late night jellyfish sting piss romantic beach walk because it leaves no opening for majima to get incredibly sunburnt in addition to being stung by a jellyfish
#Yakuza loveblog#i guess i could make them go out for two days and have the sunburn be on the second day ........#see majima will comment on how tan kiryu got and then kiryu is like huh ... i didnt really notice haha its only been a few months after all#and then the next morning majima wakes up with his skin bright red and flaking after he played in the sand with the kids#but the jellyfish sting has to be at night because otherwise kiryu will be too shy to take his pants off#and he is so not going to just piss through his beach shorts you get me. hes better than that#like if it was daylight then kiryu would have actually gone for majima’s own dick and#told him IM AIMING. PISS AS HARD AS YOU CAN .. which is not what majima wants and he can tell that kiryuwill only risk taking his own pants#off under moonlight. at a time when all his kids should be asleep so they dont step out the front door and see his entire ass out on the#beach. kiryu is always thinking about his kids (unless hes under threat of going to jail in which case he will be like yum!jail i lovejail)#so if you really back him into a corner and majima starts to cry like ahhh it hurts so bad please i need you to pee on me. his thoughts wont#get stalled by the ‘oh no what if the kids see me’ and that wont leave him enough time to think ‘we should probably get a doctor instead of#my piss’ and just stand over majima and pee on him because theres literally nothing stopping him. and he will be like ...’probably shouldnt#have done that’ after its all over and majima is like Ah dontcha worry. think of it as a bonding activity#see you cant just ‘give kiryu a reason to pee on you’ you also have to ‘give kiryu NO reason NOT to pee on you’ and sometimes this involves#pressuring him quickly enough that the common sense doesnt have time to kick in. like hes already doing it and he doesnt halfass things#hes not going to start thinking ‘huh. maybe this isnt such a good idea’ midway through the act. if you tell kiryu to pee he will damn well#empty his bladder because thats just the kind of man he is#i have a put a lot of thought into this. its because i know in my heart that it could definitely have happened if kiryu just manned up#and called majima over on a little vacay to hang out with his kids and make merry with them and make love to kiryu also#like as respectful as majima is of kiryus boundaries (and he is VERY respectful at least after yk1 where he missed him too much to leave him#alone) i think he should get at least this from him. play a harmless piss prank on him like haha you peed on me when you didnt have to#and also i think kiryu should piss like a hose splattering sgaonst the wall and spraying everywhere wide shot high pressure
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over the clouds
words: 1k
warnings: pregnancy, flying on a plane, established relationship, protective!rafe, some anxiety from rafe about reader being pregnant, illusions of sex but nothing happens
“rafe.” you say gently, placing your hand on his chest. “im only 20 weeks, don't you think this is a bit of an overreaction? the flight is only three hours.”
“probably.” rafe smiles, taking your hand in his and bringing it to his lips, pressing kisses against your fingertips.
“you're ridiculous.” you roll your eyes, a smile taking over your face as well.
“im being extra safe.” rafe grabs your suitcase, only packing a duffel bag for himself for your short vacation to the bahamas.
he continues to cross the tarmac, the nurse he hired to join you on the flight following close behind. you know it will help settle rafes nerves about you traveling while pregnant, so you don't continue to push.
you're surprised rafe let you out of the house at all, he's always been a protective boyfriend, putting you first at every moment, but when you became pregnant, his protectiveness took on a whole new level you didn't know existed.
“let me help you up the stairs.” rafe sets your bags down, hands coming to your waist as he follows closely behind you until you're inside of the private plane that rafe bought specifically to take you on vacations to the caribbean.
“thanks.” you giggle, deciding not to mention that you have stairs at tanneyhill that you climb up and down every day.
you settle into your seat, rafe joining the crew in buzzing around, the crew getting the plane ready for takeoff and rafe getting you ready with anything you could ask for before you even open your mouth.
you've got your seat reclined halfway so your feet can be up, the l&d sat directly behind you. a glass of cold water is placed in your hand and multiple kisses are pressed into your face and hair by rafe.
“takeoff in five.” rafe says to you, relaying the message just said over the intercom.
“okay.” you laugh. “thanks.”
rafe takes his seat across the aisle from you, briefly regretting buying a plane that required you to be sat apart, but he knows it's only for a short duration.
you place your hand on your stomach as the tires start to move against the runway, making sure your seatbelt is below your belly.
“everything okay? is he kicking?” rafe questions.
“nope.” you shake your head. you've had a couple kicks but rafe hasn't been fast enough to feel one. “im fine. baby is fine. just preparing for takeoff.”
“okay.” rafe hums, keeping his eyes on you instead of out the window as the plane lifts off the ground. as soon as he's able to, he unbuckles and crosses the aisle, sitting on the arm of your chair as he dotes over you, pushing your hair out of your face and bringing the glass up to your lips to take a sip so you don't even have to raise your arm.
you let out a yawn, flights always making you tired, even short midday ones like this.
“nap time.” rafe declares, helping you recline your seat the rest of the way back before grabbing a blanket from the overhead bins and draping it over you.
you close your eyes as you let out another yawn, relaxing into the plush seat, glad you're not cramped in a tiny public airplane.
“it's safe for her to nap while we are in the air right?” rafe whispers to the nurse, hoping you don't hear.
“yes.” she chuckles, an older woman who says she's birthed thousands of babies.
“okay.” rafe nods. “thanks again.”
“honey, you're paying me to go on a two week vacation. no thanks needed.”
you miss the rest of their conversation as sleep overtakes you.
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you let out a whine as you wake up, instantly throwing the blanket off of you and standing up so fast you get slightly dizzy.
“baby?” rafe is up in seconds, holding onto your hips as you begin to walk.
“im about to pee my pants!” you squeal and rush into the tiny bathroom, shutting the door right in rafes face although you're certain he would have crammed himself inside too if given the option.
you finish your business and come out with a frown on your face.
“i still feel like i gotta go.” you tell rafe as he walks you back down the aisle to your seat.
“that's the baby.” the nurse pipes up from behind you. “probably pressing on your bladder. he'll readjust and the feeling will go away.”
“oh.” you hum, patting your tummy. “move it, baby. you're making me uncomfortable.”
rafe kneels between your legs, placing one hand on your waist and the other on your hip, but not before pushing up your shirt to reveal your bump.
“come on, son.” rafe says in a soft voice. “be nice to your mama.”
you giggle as rafe presses his cheek into your skin, your eyes closing as you relax again.
you're guessing you're close to your destination and you're excited to land and go to the beach house your father passed down to you, buying his own bigger one on the other side of the island, always investing into new properties.
they pop open when you feel the little foot pressing against your skin.
“rafe!”
“i felt it.” rafe looks up at you, wonder in his eyes as he presses his hand to the same spot his cheek was just resting on.
it's another minute before your baby kicks again, right against the warmth of rafes hand.
“hello baby.” rafe says, tears welling up in his eyes as he presses his lips to your tummy. “im here. daddys here.”
you bend down to give rafe a kiss, needing your lips against his as a tear slips down his cheek.
“you're gonna be the best dad ever.” you tell rafe. you never imagined when you started dating in high school that this is how your relationship would end up, but you wouldn't have it any other way.
“only because ive got the best girl to help me.” rafe kisses you deeply, moving to his feet to bend over and give you a proper kiss.
“woah there.” you giggle, pulling away. “wait until we get to the house.”
“what, don't wanna join the mile high club?” rafe grins, and you'd probably let him take you right there if it wasn't for the nurse clutching her pearls right behind you.
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i dont have a piss kink, but.
straddling theo while he has a full bladder until he pisses himself through his jeans under you 😵💫.... thinking
honey im gonna hold your hand when i say this…
ANYWAY yes. he’s been such a cocky mf in all my piss kink stuff so far so how about we let HIM piss in his fucking pants for once. how about we humiliate HIM and embarrass HIM !!!!!!!
he’s just so conflicted because he needs to pee so fucking badly, like his bladder is painfully full, yet the way you’re rhythmically grinding your hips against his throbbing erection makes it impossible for him to push you away, caught in the grip of irresistible pleasure. so he clutches your rocking hips so tightly in a way to compose himself, truly believing he can keep it in for just a moment longer. fully entranced in the moment, he doesn’t even notice when your hand subtly trails down, until you press firmly on his stomach, right where his agonisingly full bladder is… and that’s when poor theodore can’t keep it in any longer— hushed whimpers and hitched breaths uncontrollably slip from his lips before you feel a pool of warm liquid forming beneath you. poor baby makes a complete mess in his pants which are now fully soaked, his cheeks turning bright red as he lets out a defeated sigh, clearly disappointed in himself. :( “don’t— don’t’ you fucking dare tell anyone about this.”
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