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vinnyvonvangaurdthesecond · 22 hours ago

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icewindandboringhorror · 5 months ago

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What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

#I would get orange juice. black coffee. AND iced coffee ($3) because I love the variety of having multiple drinks #then sausage and scrambled eggs ($8). Then sauteed mushrooms ($3)....AND... hrm.. then spending the remaining $4 would be hard #I wish I could get waffles (as they are my favorite and are superior in every way compared to pancakes. donuts. etc.) but I'm not willing #to give up the other savory things just to get them. so... then maybe I could get a biscuit or english muffin? and just put jam or #honey butter or something on it so it can be my replacement 'sweet and bready' thing instead of something from the $5 row??#OR I could also just assume that having the orange juice plus iced coffee would provide enough of a 'sweet element' to the meal #(since I largely prefer savory foods. I only like a tiny bit of sweet added for variety) and thus forego any sort of #'bready' thing entirely and just get the bowl of beans/onion/tomato (I'd leave the avocado since I don't like the #texture of them really lol). THEN I'd have $1 left to get the milk or the black tea... increasing my total of random drinks..#which is always the goal of course.. as a chronic ''person who is sipping at 5 different drinks at their desk simultaneously always'' perso #OR... I could just do.. waffle. scrambled eggs. sausage. mushrooms. and black coffee and orange juice.. which is... okay variety #augh... so difficult.. As my Ideal Breakfast is like a buffet type thing or something where you have like 25 different things to choose fro #and can get a little tiny bit of everything. My eating style is very much like.. I'd rather pick at a small amount of a ton of #different things than just have a very large amount of only one or two things. Thats why I LOVE sample platter type stuff.#So it's like... augh... the ideal option would be a tiny portion of EVERYTHING actually lol...#Difficult to choose...#ANYWAY.. Also no idea why I added croissant instead of bagel. I only thought about that afterwards. I do actually like bagels.#I've only ever even had a croissant like 2 times in my entire life. Yet I've had many bagels. For some reason it stuck out in my mind more #when I was considering 'essential breakfast foods' somehow... how could I forget them... bagels my beloved...#Blame it on the hot weather... 'What in the blazes? The sun hath obliterated the concept of bagels from my miind!'#(< meant to be said in a silly overdramatic elderly wizard accent or something)#Also I don't think ''bowl of beans. onion. avocado. and tomatos.'' is necessarily a breakfast classic or something gbhjjh #but I was just trying to think of a versatile vegetable-ish side that could be full of common breakfast additions #so people could do stuff like ''oh I get the toast option and then the bowl of stuff and I put the avocado on the toast'' etc.#Like a mix and match. You could mix ingredients from different parts. You could put scrambled eggs and bacon and onion #on the bread or soemthing. etc. I just feel like something is always missing if a Full Breakfast Spread #doesnt have some sort of onions or beans or mushrooms or asparagus or spinach like... some sort of thing that isn't just eggs and meat and #bread.. you know? lol..#But then again.. I am the Sampling Plate Style Variety Lover and Tiny Portion Of Food Picker so maybe thats just a me thing.

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evilkaeya · 10 months ago

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being depressed sucks ass because there's so many things I wanna do but I just can't

#in my mind i want to work on my assignment #not should but WANT #I WANT TO FUNCTION LIKE A REGULAR PERSON IN SOCIETY #but it's so hard. even bringing myself to shower or eat is like. so much work #anyways i finsihed derry girls #cheers to that #it was amazing #deserved more seasons #I'm going to watch bes next #maybe not starting today but i will #is it even depression because I'm not sad #I'm just not doing things that normal people do normally #and while i feel shit abt it it's not making me sad #right now for example I'm only having pomegranates and a scrambled egg for dinner

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bunnyb34r · 8 months ago

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Why do pills keep getting stuck in like my esophagus 😭 it's not my throat bc I can't taste the pills but i can feel them in my esophagus/where the Adam's apple would be if I had one

I thought it was just happening with this one stupid tiny pill that just refuses to fully go down no matter what, but this advil is STUCK in my thrussy throat like ??? Bitch???

I've tried drinking more water, I've tried eating something after to dislodge it... what the fuck man

#marquilla #im gonna be so pissed if this is like a genetic thing bc my grandma had hers removed and she had such bad anxiety ab choking after the #surgery that she ate only scrambled eggs and a glass of milk for the rest of her life. like it was about a decade of that shit #i think she ate small bits of other foods occasionally but she would only tolerate a plate of eggs and a glass of milk to wash it down #it was sad... like i know it was her anxiety and not like the actual surgery bc i know that that is a very recoverable procedure but 😬#anyways eating sometimes helps but like i have to burp the pill back up a bit before i can knock it down more it's so stupid

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jadelemonadee · 5 months ago

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i feel like a starving victorian child right now im so hungry but im also so tired and i already brush ed my teeth HELP ☹️☹️☹️☹️

#curled up in my bed clutching my stomach rn #this is what i get for accidentally only eating a scrambled egg and goldfish all day #<- what no school does to a mf #my sleep is overruling my hunger so i’ll just sleep and eat when i get up 🤗

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slumbering-shadows · 1 year ago

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ate some strawberry yoplait and my mouth isn't swelling up so either yoplait uses fake ass strawberry chunks or my allergy was maybe temporary? Or maybe I'm just not allergic to THESE strawberries. will have to conduct more experiments. but first I think I want to experiment with eggs again because I'd kill for a breakfast burrito

#i know that strawberries can trigger mast cell instability and cause an allergic reaction that isnt the same as like #someone being normally allergic to peanuts or something #And it comes and goes #And there are theories that one of my other conditions is caused by a minor form of MCAS so I'm already possibly predisposed to that #Idk man strawberries are weird #In case anyone was ever wondering though Starburst uses real strawberry juice in their strawberry flavored starburst #skittles does not.#As for eggs i am allergic to egg yolk but only in the cooked form of normal egg #I can have it baked into foods just fine I just can't eat like. Scrambled eggd

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senseiwu · 2 months ago

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Always freaking terrified of going places with people and not being able to eat anything on the menu and them thinking I think it's all disgusting or that I don't like food from other cultures or think it's disgusting or something

#went to a japanese restaurant with my friend before hamilton which i was keen for #hoping theyd maybe have some chicken katsu... mm.. but. it was all seafood #the only fish i really like are perch and hoki #made the mistake of thinking i could eat pesto at this italian restaurant #nope #the sauce was so. so creamy #i dont... really like sauce.... when i have spaghetti bolognese i only get enoigh so that it soreads the flavour...#friends thought me having just chicken and rice was odd but i enjoyed it #forever lamenting that satay chicken from a chinese place near my friend's.... it tasted good and it had PINEAPPLE in it????#i love pineapple #but holy crap it was so spicy #anyway #i promise my reluctance to eat things i dont know isnt from looking down on them #its just fear of trying something new because i can have INTENSE reactions to textures #i remember my parents giving me a bowl of a mysterious substance. i thought it was mashed potato and they said yes #took a bite and wanted to throw up #it was scrambled eggs #idk if this is a stupid worry or not. i just. hate coming off as rude. im so sorry im like this with food

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deadqueernoldor · 8 months ago

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TW eating disorder, ED

Mum, wondering where my fucking anorexia during adolescence until I moved out came from

Also my mum: yeah so I will scold you for cooking food in the evening, I will not cook lunch or dinner at all on Saturdays bc we will eat well on sunday and will scold you if you mess up my order in the kitchen, I will make dinner plans but then in the end not do them so you can see what to eat when its 10pm and you've not eaten bc I have not been hungry and already went to sleep, oh and istg if you eat what I have designated to use for your father's packed work lunch tomorrow even tho I havent told you what he will need fir it, I will also scold you.

#that woman is the OG almond mum but in all the worst ways #girl doesnt know jm autistic bc ✨autism isnt real and it only affrects cookoo people who are weak and dumb✨ so she also never has any #of my safe foods at home anywhere so i cant even make myself some fucking pasta with pesto bc she only has cheesy pesto that makes me gag #i could eat scrambled eggs but she has scolded me for eating the eggs she had in her mind designated for my father's dinner many times :)#yay to being home :) totally great :) that woman will end up in the nursing home istg i wont care my bro will get the house anyway #personal rant

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fuckwhoeverpickedallthefunnyurls · 1 year ago

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Best way to make eggs?

Accidentally burn them in the pan

#No but fr soft boiled eggs are extremely good #Fried eggs too especially when you poke open the yolk and all this egg stuff spills out lol #And the eggs you have to beat (I forgot the word) are also good but only if they also got like pepper nd salt on them otherwise it‘s just.#bland.#Also I can eat less of scrambled eggs bc I get sick easier lol #For some reason #google translator my best friend fr 🤝🙏#Life #anonymous #anon

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orkowhereheshouldntbe · 2 years ago

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orko in a waffle house

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Orko in a Waffle House. What will he order?

#orkowhereheshouldntbe #real life #waffle house #i don't hate waffle house but i have definitely been there too many times #my ex and i used to go there all the time #esp after theater stuff because everything else here is closed after 9pm #but there are only so many times you can get a two egg breakfast scrambled with buttered toast and grits and juice #and then be too full for a waffle after or force yourself to power through it #before it starts to get monotonous #and 'just eat something else' only goes so far with their menu. i am simply too picky.#i'll still eat there don't get me wrong. it just won't be interesting

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arolesbianism · 11 months ago

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Wendy 💥

#rat rambles #starve posting #thinking oh so hard abt my terrible son #god dont starve is so messed up for giving every character heaps of examination quotes to sift through I love it sm #its such an agonizing but delightful experience to scroll through heaps of dialogue thats just a character going yep thats a rock #only to get absolutely sucker punched by the random like super impactful piece of dialogue that ruins your life #or just the event sections where we get to see them be silly billies for a bit and it just makes me so happy #like wendy's cawnaval and hallowed nights candy dialogue make me so happy and sad at the same time #along with winters feast but mostly just because of the holiday cheer dialogue #the hallowed nights candy dialogue is my personal favorite tho simply because wendy is so silly #I love watching this kid get more and more excited abt the events throughout each ones dialogue its absolutely delightful #I also like wendy's general soft spot for food and its funny to me that this sad wet british boy actually likes spicy food #abby doesnt tho another tick to add to the shes just like me fr list #I sometimes wonder what abby's favorite food would be in a world where she was playable #realistically probably also banana pop but I think it'd be fun if it was smth different #in particular my personal hc is that her favorite food is jerky partially cause she just likes jerky and partially because her dad would #sometimes buy jerky for the twins and abby would always try to get wendy to give her half once she was done eating hers #I also wonder the same abt charlie and the og ds exclusive characters but thats less important to me #Ill have to go read through wheeler and walani's food dialogue for inspiration at some point tho I think thatd be fun #I know wheeler like scrambled eggs but thats not an option so rip to her #not a clue abt walani tho Ive only read like half of her dialogue #I should read all of it tho I like her a lot I just forgot where I left off #and the rest of the gang can explode ig idk #idk I might read through wilba dialogue at some point and I might reread wagstaff dialogue too but theyre not top priority #I think the next character I wanna do a proper sit down and read for is wickerbottom #Ive read decent chunks of her dialogue already but pretty scattered chunks #but yeah Ill probably not get to that for a lil bit since Im in too much of a wendy mood rh #Ive also been thinking abt roleswap wendy a Lot lately I need to design him soon #mostly because I need to one up that w3n-d concept design because I am. not a fan lol.#I will be taking inspiration from the almost bug like eyes tho its kinda ugly but I also kind of like it at the same time

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knight-engale · 1 year ago

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Oookay today is just very not good, huh. At least I have cheap sushi...that helps a little.

#delete later #lets recap:#a manipulative emotionally abusive woman messaged me out of nowhere #i might have to be assessed for an eating disorder #i short changed a customer by FIVE DOLLARS because the anxiety from the previous two things has turned my brain into scrambled eggs #its sunday evening which means the store is busy #the 'associate appreciation discount' today requires manager approval so brendan can't get anything done #the only good thing about today is abyss's morgan x uno art #if anything else goes wrong #like all the lasagna and garlic bread being gone when i get home #im going to cry

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icewindandboringhorror · 7 months ago

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Various images from the past year or so... posting my evil little photo diary collections once again..

#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that --#1. one of the billions of pastel sky photos I take and post constnaly because I'm obsessed with the sky lol 2. I got #a gardening mama (like cooking mama) game from a friend a few years ago and don't really play it that much since it's not #as interesting to me in some ways but.. I do like the graphics a lot. It'd be cool if in real life when you did something correclty a bunch #of little rainbows and sparkles appeared in front of you lol. 3. Everyone makes fun of me but this is how I like to have sandwiches #.. basically a salad in between two pieces of bread. barely any meat and cheese but then like 2 inches of lettuce and tomatoes and stuff..#half an entire head of iceberg lettuce on one sandwich... the Cronch... 4. Weird little light colored spider doing a split on the netting #of this strawberry garden. 5. ice creambe... 6. tiny tiny babey strawberry son.. 7. Went to someone's house and they #had this weird channel (I guess for halloween?) where it was like 8 different channels playing at once and you could watch them all #simultaneously (I don't think this is the intended purpose of it I think it's more just to show what's currently airing)#but it's kind of surreal and interesting.. with how on tiktoc and stuff they have those weird sensory overhwleming #videos where its' like 3 videos playing at once with unrelated audio. I wonder if one day people will just watch 8 screens #of tv at once like this after everyone offically has only a 2 second attention span lol. To me its kind of hard to pay attention #to but is an interesting excercise I guess. Like it was a cool challenge to try to watch it all at the same time #8. THE temperature indoors at NIGHT during the late summer........... AUGH.....#9. a pleasant little breakfast of scrambled eggs with green onion. baked salmon. sauteed corn. and a few almonds pecans and pineapple #leftover from making smoothies with it the day before. I eat basically the same rotation of things for every single meal every single #day (like literally I have had the same exact breakfast for about 2 years with zero variation except for special occasion) so whenever I do #actually have the energy to make something different or I have some interesting food for some special occasion reason. I feel more #inclined to document it lol.. like.. oooooo...eggs.. Which are normal to some people. but to me it's like.. wow... revolutionary.. so #different from my usual Scheduled Bland Stomach Problems Safety Gruel lol.#photo diary #spiders tw

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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 2 years ago

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Let’s play a game of “How many sensory items can I accumulate before people suspect there’s something odd going on with my brain”

#like ok I can buy a lot of stuff; but they are never on impulse #I typically wait three days before buying something small and inexpensive after seeing it for the first time #that number increases with the amount of money I have to spend #because I MUST determine if I will like and use it before I even think about buying it #to the point where I was actually mulling over which cheap bamboo flute to get at a garage sale one time (there were two; I couldn’t choose)#and my dad was like ‘just get both; they’re only 25 cents a piece’ and I went ‘Oh? I’m allowed to do that… I forgot’#same with snacks and sweets #I cannot eat a large cookie twice in a day unless the second large cookie is a different flavor than the first #But I can eat as many small cookies as I want in a day; so long as they are in multiples of three #I can only eat one of each thing a day because it’s weird to eat the same ingredient for two meals in a day; unless it’s cooked differently #like scrambled eggs vs egg drop soup; but if I ate pancakes in the morning I won’t eat pancakes for dinner #unless they are leftovers from eating out #I can only comment once per meeting; otherwise it feels ick #anyway I bought a lot of sensory stuff in the past year lol #and I thought about each one before I bought it #I waited four whole months to buy chewelry when I knew I wanted some #but somehow that fail safe gets overridden if it’s a small business and they have something I’ve been looking for #because why wouldn’t I buy from a small business? we love our artisans in this household #especially if the business is owned by a minority group or nonprofit for a good cause

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chisatowo · 2 years ago

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I feel so conflicted everytime I see autistic Kanade hcs cause I wanna be like so true bestie but y'all gotta stop just listing her depression symptoms when chosing reasons </3

#rat rambles #sekai posting #similar with mafuyu but its less complicated as it usually becomes boderline ableist Fast #like idk I like playing around in the overlap between neurodivergence and depression in characters and how they both influence eachother #so I rly rly dont like it when these guy's depression is watered down to just. oh ya theyre sad. and everything else abt them is autism #like let them coexist and also for the love of god be careful with autistic mafuyu hcs jesus christ #anyways I think kanade's ramen thing is more of a depression thing than an autism thing sorry gang #I think it can be both if u believe in urself but its not a same food thing its a motivation thing #as someone who eats microwaved ramen nearly every day because of both just trust me Im an expert /j #its simply the token only thing she can reliably force herself to make thats not good for her but its the best she can do #ramen is also that 4 me but also muffins sometimes weirdly enough? like dude itd be so much faster tp jusr like scramble an egg and yet #idk my brain choses what 3 max things Im allowed to make any given day not me

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szczylpierdolony · 2 years ago

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also i havent had a legitimately free day (no school and no one but me home) for like a month and i thought maybe id get one tomorrow but my mom will be home so probably in two weeks. maybe. ill get to have one and its making me go crazy

#bc i was hoping id have some during exam season and during the break after it #but my mom was home EVERY DAY #and i know it sounds dramatic but being home with my parents is actively exhausting esp since they keep screaming at each other every day #and also my mom is leaving for a week so itll just be me and my dad #meaning well probably fight at least three times #and also ill have to cook because hes useless #how are you 54 and the only thing you can cook is scrambled eggs #like he doesnt know how to cook pasta #and expects someone to do it for him #and gets angry when you tell him to do it himself even if he’ll be the only one eating it

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