#humcr0us

[dadliestvoid]

@humcr0us

    [ SANS-- ]

[heinoushangar]

@humcr0us replied to your post “lowkey really want a chill-tense connection between chara & sans that...”

go ooooonnnn

I’m rly sleepy as I babble here, but hopefully the point gets across! sorry if it’s a mess and a bumble of confusion - I’d be happy to clear anything up. 

Pacifist Ending: It’s an awkward and tenuous truce for the sake of peaceful existence with Frisk. Both love the little bugger and the last thing either of them want to do is stress them out just because they have Spectral Doomsday attached to them at all times. Chara’s a chatterbox and they always try to strike up friendly conversation with Sans! Even if they end up having a completely one-sided conversation with the guy, they chatter on until Sans eventually starts responding to their surprise, and that’s where the real flight begins to take off. 

It’s really shaky and there’s a lot of awkward tension and an eventual lil heart-to-heart that leads to positive progress. Eventually they just become contented acquaintances with awkward history and that definitely looms, it’s not going anyway anytime soon.. but, Sans can start to see the uneasiness in Chara when the discussion of Reset is brought up. That might lead to him starting to really believe them when they say they do not enjoy taking the genocide route, especially seeing as they’re not constantly egging Frisk on to do sincerely bad things!

It’d take a long time, but the end goal is Sans seeing that Chara’s as much a victim of circumstance as Frisk when it comes to the whims of their unseen player --- on a whole different level. They have no control over what happens! Their good will that’s so tightly tied to Frisk due to them being Chara’s literal living heart and emotions is tarnished. 

It’s just.. really complicated. But if there’s one thing that silly boneman can do, I believe it’s understand complexity. And when he realizes that, it might be the beginnings of a true and genuine friendship between them, and perhaps a slightly different point of view when a reset happens and he once again meets Chara in the Judgement Hall. He now knows this is not who they truly are ; they’re just a reincarnated dead kid literally left with no humanity, soul or conscious. A “demon”.

This is not to say that Sans has to forgive them or anything, because that dude was hurt bad and he had to witness a lot of awful things due to the Chara run, and that association is probably gonna always stick, and he’s valid to that, but he’ll just.. understand. Or at least understand enough. 

AND FROM THAT THEY CAN BOND OVER THEIR LOVE OF PUNS AND PAL AROUND AND GIVE FRISK A FULL PEACE OF MIND LOL. “yaaaay my friends dont hate each other anymore 8);;;”

tl;dr: EVENTUALLY SANS GETS TO BOND WITH SPOOKY KID AFTER TONS OF ONE-SIDED CONVOS AND FINDS OUT THE DEEPER TRUTH ABOUT FRISK AND HOW THEY’RE CONNECTED AND WHY THINGS HAPPENED AS THEY DID IN THE BAD TIME ROUND since I imagine maybe he’d want some answers and he knows Chara’s just as aware of everything as he is.

i’m sure this doesn’t make sense and i’m sorry @o@ I just seen you replied and had to SPEED TYPE MY THOUGHT PROCESS LIKE

[amvlett-aa]

Don’t mind him, he’s just hanging outside this guy’s office, innocently (and loudly) practicing his trombone. 

He’s suffering. This is suffering. 

[tcthinecwnself-a]

What's sans doing in his kid's closet? Doing whatever skeleton does. Waiting for the perfect moment. And of course he's doing it AFTER April 1st. Everyone pranks on April 1st. A true artist pranks when people least suspect it. So when he hears Frisk come in the room, the first thing their beloved dunkle does is BLAST a perfect Mii Channel Music cover from his trombone to scare the living daylights out of em.

*ACT

*FEAR

*The tiny human was suspicious when the only prank they got was two plates of spaghetti instead of one from Papyrus. But they thought maybe Sans was just being lazy or forgot about April Fools.

*They were wrong.

*The human yelps loudly as Sans blasts the music from their closet. The human smacks their hand over their heart and falls backwards into a pile of blankets on the floor. Then they start humming a little tune as they wait for the sweet release of death.

[frozenfischer]

@humcr0us, @durkillesburg My dash did a thing and thought I’d share.

[dreamnailed-a]

"ya know, kid. ya' really CRACK me up. you really know how ta' shell them out."

The young ghost tilted their head to the side, it took them a moment before they realize that the skeleton was telling a joke! They couldn’t really laugh back but they pointed at their magnificent shell protecting their head to show they understood. 

[krupnick02]

"i had a good joke about amnesia but uh....ya know....i completely forgot it."

no. no. no. no. no. || @humcr0us

“You need to be more mindful about those things, Sans. But I can’t blame you, you do look awfully tired! Would you like to lay down for a moment? My bed is the finest in town, made purely of memory foam. ~”

[heinoushangar-a]

“Now I feel a certain way about this. While on my profile, I have this for my list of dislikes;

Him, my compatriot, @humcr0us, has this listed for all possible followers to see!”

“But oh, what oh what can you do.”

[bushidobound-blog]

humcr0us replied to your post: Usagi: *tries and fails to make a joke*  Me: h ES...

Babe pls.

[dadliestvoid]

@humcr0us x

    [ sans i am RIGHT HERE!! ]

[toriiel]

( @humcr0us ♡’d. ) ||   ♬

          “× ——  ◜❝ There is simply nothing worse than know─                                                                                            ─ing how it ends.◞

[amvlett-aa]

'circles are pointless"

i asked deb to send me puns and i’m dying

“I’ve only known you for five minutes and I hate you.” 

[tcthinecwnself-a]

@humcr0us​ liked for Frisk

*”Psst.”

*There’s a tiny knock at his door before a tiny head pokes out behind it. It’s late, well, early really, but Frisk knows that Sans is probably awake. They’d been trying to go back asleep, but couldn’t, and they didn’t want to trouble Grandma with this kind of dream.

*”Sans? C-can I come in?” It’s a bit too dark to sign anything right now, so they speak in a hushed voice.

[tcthinecwnself-a]

@humcr0us

sans is just a slut FOR BILL NYE

based on this

[fireinclined-moved]

"what's holding you back?" i know we haven't interacted but also HI

  “unhealthy coping mechanisms,                                  childhood trauma,                                                       an intense fear of abandonment- honestly, take your pick.”

[krupnick02]

Uh oh. It seems some lazy skeleton has made himself comfortable in your ask and is sawing logs. Sorry Jess.

Well well, look at that. Jessica just leans over across the mailbox and watches the skeleton at work, chin nestled into her palm. “What do we have here, a mysterious stranger in the radius?” As if she minds. You’re more than welcome here, Sansy-baby. You are her BF* after all.