#hi r0!!!

[jazeswhbhaven]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm still hung up on the fact that eligos and Valefor are like old as fuck... like in their 40s (in human years I guess)

I was never the same when I found this out honestly. I never expected it. I also was thinking they're more in their "40s" if we were to put a human age to them. For Eligos for me early 40s and Valefor late 40s he seems so mature that way.

My hubby is a old devil man that hits the gym and still performs like a young devil in his prime. Gotta love it.

[sparkbeast20]

I JUST THOUGHT OF ANOTHER NICKNAME FOR ASMODEUS

New nickname unlocked🔓

DIRTY DADDY

DUDE!!!! I can totally see him say:

Who's your Daddy

MC: You're disgusting!!

Asmodeus: Yeah, your Dirty Daddy~

[yanban-san]

* smashes through your walls*

HELLO IVE SEEN YOUR SCP MAS

Ehehe, I am glad you like it, Ro! ^^

[antidotesprout]

nanu nanu nanu nanu nanu nanu nanu nanu Nanu nanu

NANU NANU NANU NANU NANU 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

I'mma need more content of that old man STAT.

[god I really gotta work through my list so I can finish some of my character sketch dumps 😩]

[sparkbeast20]

I don't think that Leviathan was slightly uncomfortable when he was experimented by the angels and any religious symbolism would have bring back any past trauma.

Plus, when liking at all the cards, Beelzebub and Satan seem annoying giving what their situation is. Satan is bound with more restrain restricting his movement, Beelzebub is tied down on the table with food on top of him, given that he's gluttony the Angels are tormenting with his sin.

Mammon is actually the only one smiling in these cards.

These are all speculation we don't know how these stories would go.

This torture card is first of Leviathan BP, the only ones so far with BP are.

Juno, Lucifer's Victory, The Seraphim, and Beelzebub's Bath.

The only one that Leviathan has that the other kings doesn't is the school uniform, with it being in banner pool and is now in the standard banner.

Yeah, currently Leviathan has the most card (Selfie, Attacker, Bloodshed, Bath, School and Torture)

Next is Beelzebub (Selfie, Attacker, Bloodshed, Bath, Ass, and Five kings)

Sadly Satan has (Selfie, Attacker, and bath) and Mammon has (Selfie, Attacker, Ass, and bath)

Lucifer has (Selfie and Victory) and the other two only have Selfie, out currently.

I agree that Satan and Mammon are being ignore card wise, but both have two events, and one of each tackle a bit of their backstory.

It seems like Satan and Mammon are f2p friendly and Beelzebub and Leviathan are p2w friendly when it comes to content in stories (Main story and events)

I dont know you guys but i am glad to stan leviathan we get yummy angst and potential yandere 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 good day to be levi fan

In my discord literally laughing my ass off about the devs glazing Levi to hell and back meanwhile I'm over here eating so good.

Levi has ungodly favoritism. The fact that he has two paid cards. Fact that he has a lot of free cards... The fact that he is pretty much almost center stage in the newest side story.

The fact that at the comikit booth where we saw a preview of these hostage cards where all the kings were pretty much chained down or slightly uncomfortable while Levi is literally dressed like a bride with lace, pinned up on the cross like Jesus an shit😭😭😭

Literally they have to bring up that he has a touch of favoritism from God. And has a complete backstory that we have to listen to multiple times.

Being a Leviathan Stan right now is like being a Lucifer fan for early obey me

[aster-go-brrr]

i just realized i accidentally made my xiao super op without realizing and it's like damn. so THATS why im a xiao main now.

[axsolotle]

God I fucking hate airports

[eternal-auditor]

A common thing Beel will do on a deserted island, inspired by @/r0-boat recent poll

I just imagine him disappearing one day and then returning the next morning like this. Says he went to look around, then wanted to catch some fish for you, but ended up wrestling the whole ass shark because he craved its meat all of a sudden

And he ended up losing his only set of briefs in the process

[bigassmoth]

You tease Belphegor in bed but he wont have anyone doubting his sincerity, especially not his lover

Partially inspired by @ r0-boat for their takes on degen. Belphegor

"I missed you all week...I cant even sleep when you are gone for so long." He presses kisses to the back of your neck while lazily fucking you from behind. His arms wrapped around you, the positions intimacy makes up for the inevitable awkward thrusts.

"Uh-huh. Im sure you had an awful bout of insomnia" you laughed airely and teased him.

"What? You don't believe me?" Belphegor came to a stop and pulls away enough for you to look at him from the corner of your eye. You give him a sympathetic but wry smile.

"I just think we have different definitions of 'cant sleep'" you curl his hair back behind his ears, a show of affection that always makes his eyes flutter. Belphegor hasnt fully withdrawn from his position though.

He frowns and leans over you, completely bottoming out in the process. While he is reaching for something on the otherside of his bed, you are savoring the smooth hard metal of his piercings against your deepest walls. It feels like they are spinning when he readjusts to sit on his heels, leaving you in want of his warm chest against your back.

"Is this proof enough?" Just as Belphegor asks, something cool and wet hits your back. You reflexively jolt, making him groan.

"What-"

"Cum. Its all I can do while you are gone because I cant sleep. Especially when I know how hard you are working." His voice is a deep purr.

You hear a wet squelch against silicon and another glob of cum hits your back. Even knowing what was coming you still couldnt help but shiver.

"Belphegor Im getting cold" you chide gently, wiggling against him in hopes he will start thrusting.

Instead he squeezes another load out on your ass and follows it with a light slap. Pocket pussy discarded, now both of his hands are rubbing the cum against your skin.

"You work so hard, dont you? Sweet thing." He praises you softly, a privilege for you alone, "dont you need a massage for all those sore muscles?" He does just that, working up your back and spreading around his own cum. You are about to complain again when his knees push yours further apart to bounce his cock into you.

"Yeesss, I do." You moan in agreement, the stickiness on your skin felt uncomfortable but the stretch of his dick made it worthwhile.

"Mh-hm. I used that a lot, was bored and I couldnt sleep. You left me because you were needed elsewhere. I knew you were dealing with those rowdy punks..." his speed begins to pick up and he leaves masseuse-duty to fully grab your stomach and rock your body against his hips.

You can only moan and sigh in response, finally getting what you wanted. He leans against you again, chest pinning your shoulders. The cold metal of his clavicle piercings create a new sensation against your skin as it touches a web of cum.

"We are gonna do this until I can go back to sleep." He punctuates his sentence with a drag of his tongue behind your ear.

It's hard to form sentences and thoughts, Belphegor's pace becomes erratic and jittery. The only warning he can give you before he cums is a raspy moan and the tell-tale choking gasps of his failure to maintain control. Your groan is dwarfed by his own as your hole floods with cum. His hands are tightening on you as he sloppily continues to push into you with a now softening cock.

"All good?" you question him casually while your face is stuffed into the sheets, reaching behind to smooth back his hair. Belphegor is gasping.

"Been cumming so much, didn't realize how sensitive I got." He groans and finally pulls out with a wet squelch. Knowing demon stamina you aren't worried about him tapping out just yet, especially not when his hand slides forward to play with your sex. His rubs himself between your ass cheeks. "Thinking about fucking you."

He leans in close again and pins you to the bed as he reinserts his cock and his hand rubs rough circles against your front. Caught between unrelenting digits that kept teasing you to the point of pain, and his still-quivering thrusts.

"Nhm, Belphegor I'm good I-" You are raising your hips to escape his hand, preferring the stretch of his dick to the burning overstimulation of his fingers.

"Nah, if I hurt then you can hurt a little too, right?" He fully sheathes himself into your hole and begins grinding. With his weight pressing on you, the piercings which had previously been savory ribbing against your walls became hard fixations.

You are clawing at the bed now, wriggling under him as your orgasm rips through you and then slips away to painful but addictive overstimulation.

"Feels good, doesn't it? Being teased until you're all red and swollen. Kept thinkin' about it." Belphegor was rarely this chatty but hours of yearning for you has made him talkative, "my piercings started leavin' impressions on that pocket pussy."

While he talks you come again, it's a good thing he is talking directly into your ear because you are too lightheaded to understand him otherwise.

"Beleth said you would like to have those same marks. Shape you to only fit my dick." His voice is dark and raspy as he cums again, just thinking about it making his balls empty, "So next time you're out there being a little hard worker," He gets hard again, "You're gonna be calling out for me to press you where you need to be pressed."

[jazeswhbhaven]

Asmodeus may be grinding but we grind harder 💅✨

Right??? *plays that one ATEEZ song*

but also Asmodeus need to grind himself to that shower where I will scrub him down. I still have not gotten over that lmao

[sparkbeast20]

I hate that I can see it!! Great I can't unsee it T^T

So we have skeleton sex with him if we're right about this

[teyvatairconditioningco]

Demon king proposals, inspired by @r0-boat

Satan: pulls you onto the back of his motorcycle "we're married now" and drives away

Mammon: rolls up with a horse and carriage, both made of gold, releases doves covered in gold (they thud to the ground, as they are dead) but overall very romantic

Leviathan: pops out of his coffin like a jack in the box and stares at you until you say yes

Beel: takes you to the beach, gets down on one knee, sees a crab, grabs the crab, eats the crab, goes digging for more crabs, finds a ring? (He dropped it) eats the ring, you see him again in two months and he keeps calling you his wife/husband/spouse but you're not sure when it happened. This is fine

Lucifer: easily the most normal, proposes with a ring carved from the tree of knowledge of truth and evil. He makes a lovely speech that moves you to tears. And then it gets weird.

Belphegor: 0 chance he's not going to get Beleth to do it for him. When you say yes, he gives you a thumbs up and goes back to sleep.

Asmodeus: is busy making sure he's not your recent ancestor, he'll circle back

[yandere-wishes]

not a request

Yandere!Anakin Skywalker is shameless lmao. Bro's the Stare Master. He constantly stares at you and while he's constrained by the Jedi Code, it doesn't mean he won't make advances towards you. To make things worse, he's infantilizing. He treats you as if you're made of spun glass and insists on fighting all of your fights.

It doesn't take a genius to figure out who he's got eyes on, but unfortunately it opens up weaknesses for his enemies to exploit. His constant conflict with what he's been taught and his obsession with you builds up and eventually explodes.

omg imagine Boba Fett being a yandere for you??? Better yet, when Fennec comes into the picture, she becomes a platonic yan for you too. They work together watching over you, they share and take turns with you.

Some food for thought. If the format is weird forgive me it's 1:44 AM rn

No No!! I'm in love with this!! We'll do Anakin in this post and Boba in the next one ~💜

This works so well if you're his Padawan. Only a few years younger than him and a little too naive to fully comprehend the emotions hidden behind your master's star-crossed stare. Still, there's an odd comfort in feeling his eyes wherever you go. Ease in the knowledge that he's never too far away should you need him. 

 You even welcome the lingering touches and reassuring forehead kisses. The inexperience in you longs for something, someone to hold on to. A safety of sorts that only Anakin can provide. 

He's the chosen one. 

The golden boy.

You should welcome this. Whatever this is exactly. 

But as you grow. As your skills improve. You begin to note that nothing changes. Instead, it only gets worse. When the two of you are out on the battlefield he's constantly pushing you behind him. And that's only if he can't restrain you to the ship all together. You can't even remember the last time you took out an R0-GR. Or the last time you even ignited your lightsaber. 

Anakin's all over you when you return to base. Hands roaming your body, searching desperately for the slightest laceration. He mutters teasingly in your ear as he pulls your hips closer. "My precious little girl" or "My darling little padawan". It's infuriating and frankly a little embarrassing. He treats you like a doll. Like his doll. A precious little thing too pure for the war torn universe.

You've started to notice how the clones and other Jedi avoid you. 

Eyes glued to the floor when you walk by. 

Even the senators skurry away when you enter a room.

Not gonna lie, the isolation is getting to you. 

Anakin detonates when the Jedi counsel removes you as his padawan. Deciding it best to switch your master. You welcome the change, the chance to breathe. It feels like you'll be free at last...

But then Anakin disappears and the clones turn on the Jedi. The younglings are slaughtered and you find yourself face-to-face with Darth Vader. 

It doesn't take a genius to figure out what drove Anakin to the dark side. It doesn't take a genius to know what weakness Palpatine -or rather Sidious- exploited to turn Anakin into a Sith. It's all your fault really. You got him too attached. If only you'd kept your distance, if only you hadn't been so weak. Anakin drags you back to Mustafa. Claiming that when the time is right you'll become his apprentice again. Only this time in the form of an Acolyte.  

You can't escape him.

Not now, not ever.

Your fate was sealed the day he became your master.

[outoutdamnspark]

I will be ready

R0 IS IN MY ASK BOX JRDGHFIUAHRHGHHEASZ

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(Edit, prompts are now up~)

[2af-afterdark]

Teasing a Dragon

Fandom: What in Hell is Bad? Content: Gamigin x AFAB!MC (you/your), breeding, semi-public sex, MC is in a skirt for easy access, kind of sweet actually, Gamigin has two dicks A/N: Inspired by this post by @r0-boat. If you wanna see the dicks, check this post. Word Count: 731

“I'm not wearing any underwear,” had been the way you teased Gamigin. A simple sentence whispered in his ear as you both walked down the streets of Avisos -- the land of fun and irresponsibility.

To make your point even clearer, you pulled up the side of your skirt to your hip – making sure no one else was looking at you – so he could see your bare skin in all of its glory.

You didn't mean to do more than tease him. It was simply a playful gesture meant to keep him on edge while you indulged in a day of frivolous fun, also known as a date. It was his first one and you couldn't help but want to tease and pick on him for being so innocent in this one way.

You forgot that Gamigin didn't understand teasing.

All your teasing had done was get you dragged into the first alleyway Gamigin could find and bent against a wall. He hiked your skirt over your ass and sunk one of his already hard cocks into you. The other one, the bottom one, rubbed over your folds each time he thrust forward.

“So warm. So tight,” he said far too loudly as he rutted into you from behind. If it weren’t for the hustle and bustle of the kingdom of mindless pleasures and indulgences, you had no doubt that passersby would hear him.

“You’re too loud,” you scolded as you looked back at him.

His lilac hair fell messily across his face, matted in place by a thin sheen of sweat that had just barely started. His blue eyes were focused solely on you, as if he couldn’t look away. His usual smile was absent, replaced by an open mouth as he panted and called out for you.

You reached up to wrap your arm around the back of his neck and pull him down to your level. You shut him up by dragging him into a kiss. As your lips clashed together, you could feel both of his cocks pulse – the one inside of you and the one bumping against your clit. You pressed your thighs together, squishing his cock between them so he could fuck them just like he was your pussy.

Gamigin moaned into the kiss as his hands began to wander across your outer thighs, hips, stomach. He was indulging in you, seeing which spots made you clench down around him. 

You broke the kiss only to ask, “Are you trying to put a baby in me?”

You knew the answer because his next thrust was more brutal than the last few and he was practically growling into your ear.

You chuckled before kissing the tip of his nose.

“Fine,” you said. “We can move that part of the date up, but you owe me a rain check for all the parts we’re about to skip.”

His hands settled on your lower stomach as if he was expecting something. He nuzzled his face into the back of your shoulder, muttering and mumbling, “Sorry.”

“Apologize after we find a bed. I’m going to need one if you plan to turn my legs into jelly.”

He nodded. “I’m going to-”

“I know.” You could feel it in both of his cocks. “Let it out inside and don’t make a mess.”

He tightened his grip to pull you flush against him so he could bury his cock to the hilt inside of you. His other one stayed nestled between your thighs. It wasn’t much longer before you felt something hot pouring into you and across your skin.

He pulled out hesitantly, clearly wanting to stay in your warmth.

Despite having just received a lesson in why teasing a dragon is a bad idea, you flipped against the wall so that you were facing him and held the edge of your skirt up high so that he could see the mess he had made of you. It was a compliment when his cocks started to get hard again.

You let go of your skirt so that it covered the evidence of what had just transpired. Then, you helped him fit back into his pants before wrapping your arms around his.

“Let’s find a hotel.” You couldn’t wait any more than he could.

And, as you both started to walk, you had to be careful so that his cum didn’t drip out.

[2-eeillustration]

Hitting a stride drawing out these character interactions in this Return_0 AU and The alt universe R0 takes place after an AI takeover so there are no longer any sovereign countries/govts.-- these two chars are old enough to remember what the Old World used to be so these two reminisce about it a lot once they reunite as decked out cyborgs.

Bonus fun fact; McKenzie's first name is Cameron, and only Ducat and his wife Debbie are on first name basis with him-- everyone else calls him Mr. McKenzie lmao

Anyway --TL;DR is I'm taking these 200+ yr old trans cyborgs and makes them BFFs (British Friends Forever)