#hey Google how to dig up your front yard without everyone thinking youre crazy
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bumpscosity · 2 years ago
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Snails are so Aminal and also they love you
#i miss the snail I kept for a while back in like 2016 he was giant and he was so so sweet he loved me sm :)#bc he was so big I think he was just old and he just didnt care like he was so old he had no fear how metal#his diet was shit tho I didnt know how to keep snails properly oof#he only got rose petals to eat but TO BE FAIR i tried a bunch of different foods and he didnt like anything :/#that being said he had a decent size enclosure I switched out his substrate every other day id move around his sticks and stuff#he had a little bottle cap water bowl so he could Lounge in it without getting stuck if he wanted he lived the highlife#the neighbor kids always told me he probably just somehow got out but I KNOW they took him#they kept their snails in a tiny bucket in their garage. tbh I hope he escaped I dont think I ever found his shell anywhere#NO WAIT I DID I FORGOT I BURRIED IT IT WAS EMPTY I BURRIED IT IN MY FRONT YARD???? ITS STILL OUT THERE?????#what the fuck#hey Google how to dig up your front yard without everyone thinking youre crazy#i wanna keep another one but Id wanna keep them inside this time and I have 0 room rn :/#to go back to Joey (previously mentioned old man snail) maybe he was so chill bc he was sleepy….#i didnt know snails were up at dusk and dawn and would just. wake him up at like noon when Id go take care of him#then id keep him up for a couple hours I destroyed his sleep schedule#no wonder he didnt care that I was picking him up and stuff he was perpetually jetlagged LMAO#RIP Joey you will be missed I hope you are doing well in Sneaven (snail Heaven) 🙏🙏🙏#sassy speaks#long tags but I AM ALLOWED TO INFODUMP ABT SNAILS-#snails
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