#he loves carrots

[camerasallowed]

C.C - Carrot Cat

[horse-heaven]

in trials it’s not good for your dog to drop the treats when you give them in the ring so I’ve decided that Roland’s trial treat will be little pieces of carrots since there’s absolutely no way that he’s losing those

[songthursh]

Alright, I will start with this one then - everything starts with the glorious revolution and everything starts with the night watch 🌸

[notbecauseofvictories]

completely and entirely forgot that Vetinari and Carrot get together to gleefully "reward" Samuel Vimes and also ruin his blood pressure forever.

[ophernelia]

@savrob: practicing for our seoul trip in december 🇰🇷

[bevioletskies]

gemini & fourth (in every universe) ↳ li ming vs. gun vs. atom + wearing their boyfriend's shirt

“Oh, please. Look at the color. I’m not wearing it. It’s too sweet.”

[canisalbus]

idk why but with the hatchet ask i immediately thought of young machete visiting his family in the countryside and coming across his cousin that looks at him like this and machete doesn't know what to do with himself lol (excuse the quick and very rough sketch dsjfsjd)

i imagine hatchet is crossed with some livestock guardian breed, that's where he gets the darker brows from, but he has the same ears as machete

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[toxicroyjamie]

If Phoebe's making Potions™️ in Roy's backyard you know Jamie's 100% joining in like "you added leaves yet?"

"No I still have to forage for them."

"Mint, I'm on it"

And jamie collects leaves in one of his little cross-body bags. Then they collect the potion in a jar and try to get roy to drink it

YES OMG Phoebe is such a little weirdo I just know she loves playing potions haha

Jamie babysitting Phoebe is such a great concept because they really would just be hanging out like this. Best friends <3

[lenle-g]

unhinged observation - we all know their colours don't match the traditional ones, but I've never noticed before that on the portraits they put Jeff in red and Virgil in green, but then they swap them over when we actually see them. In fact, //pause while Len goes to look// when they're in TB3, they're all wearing red - like all the space-rated suits, specifically are red. //Goes to check again// and Gordon and Virg are in green with TB2 in the opening rescue to match Jeff as well.

Does that mean, in 2004 verse, they wear whichever colour matches the 'bird they're currently flying because other than them needing 5 suits each... that's pretty cool can't lie good for them

ignoring the fact they look the same, I can be like ??? well yellow must be wetsuits, red is space rated?? Green is ?? tougher maybe, blue is for however many G's TB1 hits a body with when they're going crazy speeds, orange is a spacesuit for living in space etc etc

[doggobrie]

Now it's Sam's turn to get carried around. He doesn't weigh /that/ much so this doesn't stop her from farm chores.

[confoundedpangolin]

so I started woe.begone a little while ago, I'm on the second season, and uh I know this fandom is dead too but I'm hoping there'll be some fandom elders that can answer

what the fuck

does our gay man do the gay love

whats up with the cowboy hat

do you really agree that cutting your own arm off is harder than killing a pig (animal) and a cop, willpower-wise? because I feel like personally if I was the gamerunners I'd save amputation for last, like the one pints of blood trap in saw

when does mike walters finally die for real this time

thank you for your time

[putterphubase]

jokes on the strict chef for thinking he is running an esteemed restaurant when in actuality hes running a BL cafe

[endlich-allein]

Till (and Flake) 🙏🏻 Graspop Metal Meeting Festival, Dessel, Belgium, 16-06-2017 © Inge Kinnet

[shrimp-and-rice]

Something about a turtle and his journal idk

[baby-xemnas]

@glittergluwu I WENT OH MY GOD OUT LOUD

[pbaintthetb]

Characters who have the luck of the devil on their side because they're just that damn charismatic vs those who have it because the universe just likes them that damn much.

This is about Moist vs Carrot from discworld btw