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sangyeonsofthours · 3 years

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omg i’d looove to contribute to your hogwarts!au idea which is AWESOME but i don’t know that much about the hp au ☹️ however the simple thought about wizard sangyeon is hOT AF !!!! you could make an entire tbz series for this and i would totally eAt like breakfast \(//∇//)\ so excited

btw i always get slytherin as a result so if one thing im 100% sure about is that hyunjae would get the same house as me since we also have the same mbti type HEHE and mean/evil hyunjae is VVVVVery Hot ^_^ have a nice weekend !! 🖤

oh, i'm glad someone answered that! thank you so much ♡

tbh i don't even know if i'd be able myself to write something really related to harry potter and hogwarts. i'm still reading the books and english isn't my main language, so since i read it in my own first language, maybe it would be kinda difficult to put some things together (i mean, it's a fantasy story, there's so many words that were invented by the author, you know?)

but i do have some simple ideas i'd like to write about 👀

BUT you made me think about a lot of things now

I see Sangyon as a Hufflepuff! Kevin said he thinks Sangyeon is a Hufflepuff and we have this

and also this edit

(whoever made this THANK YOU I LOVE YOU!)

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO im going to make some bullet points about how i think things would go between hufflepuff sangyeon and slytherin reader!

you being a slytherin while sangyeon is a hufflepuf would be freaking cute!

we all know that being a slytherin comes with this mean/evil aura around them, even though they're not always on the wrong side of the story, right?

so if we're talking about hyunjae being a slytherin.... he's this kind of slytherin that has a lot of friends in other houses because even tho he’s an annoying little shit... he's cute and caring towards his friends too... he does know how to make friends and he doesn't care about this pure blood bullshit, really

soooooooooooo hyunjae is friend with hufflepuff's cute prefect sangyeon 👀 and you're hyunjae's friend 👀

and you have a huge crush on sangyeon!!!!!

but you don't really know what to do about it bc even though you hang around hyunjae and some of his friends a lot

whenever sangyeon's is near you, he seems to be oblivious to your crush!!!!!!

poor boy is too shy and too preoccupied with a other things to think that your flirtatious glances and pickup lines towards him are DEAD SERIOUS YOUR WAY TO SHOW YOU LIKE HIM

and all the boys are awfully aware of the situation

some of them (like griffyndor jacob and hufflepuff younghoon) tried to tell sangyeon that you're into him

but he's shy and he doesn't believe a pretty slytherin like you would have feelings for him

though it kinda changes on a cold saturday when you're off to hogsmeade with a few friends of yours

you're well aware that sangyeon is off to the place as well with some of his friends

it's bloody cold because it's winter time

and it's almost christmas!!!

hogsmeade looks so beautiful all decorated and stuff

it’s even romantic, i swear

but you’re still with your friends, there’s no sight of sangyeon around

and you went to the three broomsticks to drink some hot butterbeer to warm up

you're ending your second butterbeer cup when you see eric entering the pub

he's an young ravenclaw boy who's too energetic and tag along to sangyeon's group of friends once in a while

at that, your eyes perk up with the idea of sangyeon coming to the place

sadly sangyeon is not with him

the time is ticking by so you and your friends decide to go back to hogwarts before there's a snowstorm

and off you go

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

to make yourself a bit happier you decide to just enter Honeydukes quickly to buy some candies

yall say your goodbyes and you enter the shop alone

you go straight to the aisle you know you'd find the candy bars you were craving

"oh, well, look who's here, my favorite hufflepuff ever"

you speak just as your lover boy is about to pick a chocolate bar from the shelf

the infamous Lee Sangyeon turns around to look at you with a expression that reminded you of a deer caught in the headlights

you can't believe you're just so lucky to meet him like this

he looks sooooo cute wearing all black while his sets of scarf and beanie proudly show his house colors!!!

his cheeks and nose are red from the wind outside

and he's wearing specs

"o-oh, hey y/n, how you've been"

and you make small talk

you feel so lucky to meet him all alone in you favorite place ever

you can’t stop smiling lovilling at him

and it's pretty clear that he enjoys talking to you and that he's super happy to be with you

but it is also clear that he won't make a move any time soon

so when you finally create the courage to ask him out-

"oi! hyung, are you coming with us?" his friends appear out of nowhere

sangyeon glances at you quickly before waving at his friends

"no no, you guys go ahead, i think i'll stay for a while" and he smiles at you

you wave at his friends too, noticing hyunjae is among them giving you a thumbs up while smirking

and suddenly you’re so shy

blushing like a tomato and doubting yourself and that courage you had just seconds ago

“wow, i didn’t know slytherins could blush” WAS SANGYEON MOCKING YOU? bitch- this guy has the audacity-

“w-what?”

“well, i barely said something, but you sure look really cute when you’re blushing, it doesn’t matter the reason” SO SANGYEON IS FINALLY SHAMELESSLY FLIRTING WITH YOU BUT YOU JUST CAN'T ANSWER BECAUSE YOU’RE SO FLUSTERED!!!!

and here comes the part that almost gave you a heart attack

“for a always so fast forward slytherin you’re being too quiet today, love” sangyeon said approaching you with delicate fingers coming up to put a few strands of you hair out off of your face

and even though it’s your romantic dream coming true

your slytherin nature with a silver tongue picks up at his teasing

and you answer him before you can even think

“oh, you’re one to say, if you’re the one giving all the cards today just ask me out already, you dummy”

and both of you are chocked for a second

before falling into a fit of laughter

“okay, you cute slytherin, care to have butterbeer with me?”

“only if it’s a date, yeon” you say

“of course it is a date”

“thanks merlin, finally”

“okay stop mocking me or im leaving you already”

“wow, hufflepuff, you’re really being too ambitious and witty today… that’s sexy”

AND YOU DID IT

YOU BROKE HIM

SANGYEON WAS THE ONE BLUSHING NOW

AND HE TRIES TO BABBLE OUT ANY EXCUSE BUT HE’S SO FLUSTERED

cutest thing you’ve ever seen in your life

“ha! who’s blushing now?” you ask giggling

and i think that would be one of the main aspects of your relationship

you’re all and about flirting and making him blush and you’re a teasing little shit

but he loves it so much!!!!!!! and it brings him out of his comfort zone

like, he’s able to flirt and make you blush just as much as you do to him

being by your side kinda makes him more confident about himself

and you’re a lot more calm and patient around him

you’re super cute

and you’re fit like puzzle pieces

it makes your friends gag at how cute you are together

and i think that’s it

basically drowned all my creativity on this one HAJSDKAKSDKS

#sangyeon #lee sangyeon #hogwarts au #the boyz #sangyeon fluff #the boyz fluff #sangyeon imagines #sangyeon x reader #the boyz x reader #the boyz drabbles #sangyeon drabbles #the boyz imagine

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canmom · 3 years

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hey there, i'm sorry to bring this back up, but like a couple other askers i have been struggling with anxiety about roko's basilisk recently-- or more specifically, about yudkovsky's belief in the potentiality of a "real", working basilisk concept. i know that, understandably, we're not big fans of him here and i don't mean to come off like i ascribe much credibility to him. this is just something that i've been extremely paranoid about. i wanted to know your thoughts, thanks in advance

Hey friend, no worries, if my role is to be the Basilisk Reassurer of Tumblr then that is one I accept. (Naively? I wish one day I can write a post so searing that it will dispel this demon for good.)

The thing about Yudkowsky is that he's functionally a conman - or more precisely, a court wizard. I don't mean that he's insincere (he seems rather painfully so, and devoted to spending years trying to iron out the wrinkles in his convoluted worldview, but then again his belief system does seem to have done very well for him), but he's learned to build up a great image of power around himself, and use that presumption of seriousness and insight to justify his vague, extravagant claims.

To elaborate - we'll start by taking his writing on the 'AI-box experiment'. I'm going to be doing this from memory but if you need me to dig up the links, it should still be possible to find them.

grift 1. the ai-box

This is a thought experiment Yudkowsky cooked up to explain why it would not be safe to try and separate his imaginary omnipotent artificial intelligence from the world, in a 'box'. Yudkowsky claims that the AI would be so much smarter than the humans guarding it that, even if the only means it has to communicate is a chat box, it would inevitably be able to manipulate them into 'opening the box' and letting the AI carry out its evil plans on the world. (Thus the only solution is to pay Yudkowsky to win the race to build a 'good' omnipotent AI system first.)

To prove this rather contrived scenario would play out the way he says, Yudkowsky carried out an 'experiment' in which he invited participants to roleplay as the human guarding the box, and Yudkowsky would play the AI. The human player would have a certain set of arguments they weren't allowed to make (e.g. questioning the AI's capabilities), they had to take it seriously and not just go 'shut up' to the AI, etc.; on his side, Yudkowsky wouldn't be allowed to just pay them $10000 to pretend they'd been persuaded or something. There was a great performance of like, dotting all the i's and crossing all the t's to make you believe this would be a 'realistic simulation' of a human with god in a box. On his website, Yudkowsky then published the results saying x% of people turned out to 'open the box', details don't really matter tbh.

What he did not reveal at this point (perhaps he did later? if so it would be years after) was any sort of chat transcript, i.e. exact argument he used to win these people around. His vague justification for this was that then the discourse around it would focus on whether his argument is sound - rather than his intended rhetorical point, that the AI, which is of course much more of a master manipulator than old Eliezer, would always be able to convince someone to let it out.

What you can see at work here is the trick: Yudkowsky does a great deal of work to build up the rhetorical aura of the AI (and himself) as master manipulator, and then, out of some paternalistic instinct I guess, hides the object of the rhetoric from scrutiny so you only have his word for it. The result is a feeling: there's this mysterious super-argument out there that can convince people to do what they avowedly would not, and you don't know what it is, isn't that scary? Isn't it lucky Eliezer is here to defend you from such things?

(Nevermind that even without any conscious selection effect, the people who would agree to such an 'experiment' are probably a group that's very susceptible to Eliezer's bullshit. The point isn't to do actual science, which it only vaguely resembles - it's to create a little rhetorical device to support the rest of Eliezer's project, in which it was successful. Eliezer tells you there's a naive idea of 'AI boxing' that someone allegedly promotes, and then 'proves' this is foolish. Wow, that Eliezer chap sure is a smart cookie, huh? Lucky he headed that one off.)

grift 2. MIRI

The same is of course the case for Yudkowsky's central grift, the Machine Intelligence Research Institute (once called the Singularity Institute for Artificial Intelligence), a think tank which was founded on the promise that Eliezer Yudkowsky is working very, very hard on solving all the problems of ethics and then implementing the godlike AI with this philosophy at its core. All his other work - the blogposts, the fanfictions, the pissy arguments on Reddit about Roko's basilisk - are merely there to promote this real project, which he is honestly working very hard on, gov'nor.

Of course, he can hardly share the methods he's pursuing in an unfinished state. Because Eliezer Yudkowsky and his friends are unique geniuses, and nobody else has any relevant input. So if the output of MIRI is some largely ignored philosophy papers repackaging LessWrong rhetoric, that proves nothing. At least they're not still trying to write the AI in Java I guess?

Now, it's probably tired to say this at this point, but there is no evidence whatsoever that anyone at MIRI has any facility in AI research, or that Yudkowsky is capable of solving the nebulous problem he set out to solve, or that their project is even possible in the first place, and even if any of that was true, there's not much reason to think their chances of success will scale with money.

Currently the most successful avenue in AI research is to throw vast quantities of computing power to train a "neural network" (essentially a glorified multivariable polynomial function!) to fit itself to the desired behaviour. This can produce some startling successes in many fields like computer graphics, but it is also notoriously opaque - we find it very hard to understand the internal representations in the layers of a neural network, let alone modify them to our liking, at least without using another neural network (as in a GAN). Training a neural network to contain something so abstract as a moral philosophy is at this point perhaps even less plausible, let alone reliable, than indoctrinating a human to follow it.

Moreover, making any headway requires vast amounts of computing power to train the networks: it's not entirely a brute force approach because there are better and worse ways to design and train a network, but ultimately it's a game you can only enter if you're a large tech company. Even then, even in fields where moderate successes have been found like voice recognition, the 'AI' is often augmented by vast armies of poorly paid humans on services like Mechanical Turk to apply corrections.

The main success of MIRI - outside of being the centre of a cult - is making its case to people with vastly more money than any human could ever figure out to do with, like Peter Thiel, to put aside a million dollars or two on the offchance that he's onto something here. I don't even think these people are true believers, but even if any of them are, they're very much selected from a milieu that is as vulnerable to believing these kinds of fantasies as the tech workers who form LessWrong's primary base.

So let's return to my original claim: Eliezer Yudkowsky is a court wizard. Instead of promising the ability to turn lead into gold, or an elixir or immortality, he's promising the reins to an AI god which will further technocapital's hold on the planet. Eventually.

Like a court wizard, Eliezer Yudkowsky's primary means to justify his extravagant claims is to cultivate an aura of hidden powers and secret knowledge.

This is not dissimilar to the advertising industry, which claims an incredible ability to exert hyper-specific social control - subtly planting ideas in the back of peoples' mind that manifest at the product shelf - when in fact what they're often doing is patting themselves on the back for metrics which reward showing people ads for things they were already going to buy. The clients of the ad industry must believe that their ability to valorise their capital is dependent on the ad industry's secret knowledge, worth paying large sums for. Since it's actually extremely difficult to measure the impact of an ad campaign on sales of a given product outside of exceptional cases (a viral ad leading to a brief spike), it's relatively easy for them to get along making extravagant claims, and even present an aura of scientific scrutiny, without really ever having the goods.

Note that a court wizard does not need to be insincere. Believing in your own shit is a great way to make yourself sound more convincing. John Dee mixed real concrete advice to Queen Elizabeth I (mostly very evil but nevertheless prescient like build colonies! make an empire!) with complete nonsense (advice on what was astrologically auspicious), but to his mind, he was probably sincere on all of it. He believed, for example, that his friend Edward Kelley really could talk to angels, enough that when Kelley told him "the angels say I have to sleep with your wife", Dee went along with it (although it broke his relationship to Kelley).

I don't really know if Yudkowsky realises, deep down, that this is all a bunch of bullshit designed to scare ex-Christians who read a lot of science fiction novels - because the human capacity for self-delusion is enormous. Unfortunately for him, this can't simply be reduced to a list of simple, atomic 'cognitive biases'. Sometimes you invent an entire ideology that is rewarding and self-reinforcing enough to swallow up your life.

grift 3. the 'stronger' Roko's basilisk

Is there a 'stronger' Roko's Basilisk out there? Maybe, since Roko's Basilisk is complete nonsense with multiple weak premises and strained logical steps, so you could probably tighten up one or two of them.

(for example, I think many presentations dispense with the elaborate contrivance of 'acausal trade' and instead present a simpler argument that goes along the lines of - "what if you are the ancestor simulation and the AI will torture you at any minute"? to which the only answer is just, what if the world was made of pudding? [click that btw :p it's a cute song and a great little animation])

I don't know if that's what Yudkowsky has in mind. There are so many objections to Roko's Basilisk that a version of the argument that answers all of them seems unlikely. Yudkowsky meanwhile buys most of the premises of Roko's basilisk - that there can and will be a godlike AI, that the AI will be motivated to play the 'acausal trade' game to motivate long-dead people who imagined something vaguely like it existing, that it is possible to create an 'ancestor simulation' - so he could probably find some small tweak that would make it into a version that would satisfy him. I strongly doubt his version of the argument would satisfy me. And I would guess it wouldn't satisfy you either if he bothered to show you.

But we can't know because he won't tell us. Because if he told us, he'd be subject to criticism and scrutiny, and if he doesn't tell us, he gets to get both the rewards of having this scary spin on Pascal's wager out in the wild to motivate people to give him money, and to his followers, the appearance of wisely protecting people from dangerous cognitohazards that only Eliezer Yudkowsky is brave and smart enough to defuse.

So all you can really say to this is "prove it, bitch" and get on with your life because he won't. He just wants to scare you, and thereby justify himself when people made fun of his initial wild overreaction.

Anyway, I would also add, Eliezer Yudkowsky is largely the man responsible for spreading Roko's basilisk - by attempting to suppress it and kicking off a Streisand effect. By this point if people know anything about LessWrong it's "that crazy Roko's Basilisk thing". There's fucking Youtube videos with huge view counts about it. Did he anticipate this would happen? I think that gives him too much credit - he's not playing five dimensional chess, he's just huffing his own farts in an echo chamber of people who believe him when he says he's a genius fighting to save the world. Maybe he was having a bad day and panicked himself like so many of his readers and now gets a flashback any time someone mentions the 'babyfucker' around him. I'd feel bad for him but you know.

I'm just really sorry that people still have to deal with this horseshit in 2022. It's - in effect if not design - a cult indoctrination tool designed to pick on people who are probably autistic, lacking meaningful connections, and certainly very anxious about doing right in the world. Lesswrong's ideology speaks in an appealing language of systems, probabilities and so on, it gives the appearance of being no-bullshit and insightful and the rush of finding someone who either thinks like you or thinks in a fascinatingly alien and novel way, it gives the satisfaction of being smart enough to follow all its tracts - and then twists this rhetoric into a knife to stab you in the eye. (The same goes even more for the subsequent mutation to the 'slate star codex' fandom.)

Unequivocally: the existence of the Roko's Basilisk argument is strong evidence for the opposite conclusion - if you want to minimise suffering for yourself and other people, you should make sure anyone who behaves like Eliezer Yudkowsky has as little money and power as possible.

#lesswrongers

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hoebii · 4 years

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Fairy Good

Pairing : OT7 x Reader (mainly Jimin and a liTtLE Jin if you squint hard enough)

Genre : Fluff, CRACK x100

My second one but this one was just my brain coming up with random shit at 3am yet again but crack version 🥲🤪🥴 Hope you guys like this one 👉👈 Also this isn’t proof read either we die like men ✊ (Got inspiration for this while reading different aus before bed huhu)

You loved mythology, it always intrigued you but if someone were to tell you that you would somehow end up with three fairies flying about your tiny apartment you would personally escort them to a mental hospital.

That being said, you now stood in your kitchen holding a cup of coffee trying to will the ever growing headache to go away with little to no success.

“OOOOH WHAT’S THIS MAGICAL CHAMBER?” came a tiny shout from one of the fairies that have decided to ‘explore’ your kitchen.

You glance towards the fairy who asked just in time to see Taehyung (why was he so cute its hard to be annoyed at him ugh) squishing his face on the oven’s door as if trying to phase through the glass and enter.

“That is called an oven. You can cook or heat food up in there” you replied trying to not smile at the tiny man now staring at you in awe. “You’re like... those all knowing wizards from our home” he mumbled

Before you could say something more, preferably asking where their home was so you could help them get back, Jungkook (he was the youngest apparently. He reminded you a lot of a curious bunny with his doe eyes and adorable smile) was poking your cheek trying to get your attention.

You turn towards the youngest of the fairies and try not to coo at his cute little pout because it seemed that you took too long to give him attention. “Yes Jungkook?”

“Waaah don’t call me Jungkook! Call me kookie >:c” said the fairy now throwing a little tantrum from his place on your shoulder. Laughing softly you carefully laid out your palm in front of him so he could hop on before bringing the little man in front of your face to speak to him face to face.... hand to face...? Face to a very tiny face..? ANYWAYS

You shake your head trying to get those thoughts out of your head before bringing your attention back to Jungkook. “I’m sorry Kookie, what is it that you wanted?”

Now satisfied with your answer he smiled brightly (you think your heart skipped a beat at that. HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THIS CUTE) before saying “Jiminie asked if we could live here with you foreeeverrrrr because this is amazing and Jiminie loves you!”

You could hear a scream from somewhere behind you before Jimin (the oldest of the trio and one of the prettiest fairy, though you have only ever seen three fairies, you’re pretty sure he’s the prettiest cause HavE yOu SEEN him he’s so PrEtTY) DIVED towards Jungkook and tackled him on your palm scolding him about exposing him.

While you watched those two and contemplating if you should stop them (your hand hurts from holding it up for this long tbh ;-;) Taehyung flew up to your shoulder where Jungkook was before and placed a kiss on your cheek. You looked at him in amusement before softly cooing at him (WHY ARE THEY SO FREAKING CUTE WHAT).

Before you could do anything more Taehyung stood up and then slowly descended to the still fighting duo before grabbing Jimin and pulling him back to stop them from fighting.

Laughing cheekily Jungkook now sat on your palm while Taehyung held Jimin back with a back hug. You lower your hand to the countertop so the fairies could hop off (again, hand = in pain ;-;).

After making sure the boys are alright and no longer fighting (Taehyung seems to be the mediator you note) you grab a chair and sit. Placing your hands on the counter you lay your head there before looking at the three fairies now sitting peacefully (HAH no Jimin is still red as a cherry and glaring at the still cheeky Jungkook sticking his tongue out at him with Taehyung in the middle as the barrier with the brightest smile and no care in the world)

You sit up straight with a sigh before looking at Taehyung “Tae, where is your home? I need to get you guys back to your family or they’re gonna start worrying.” Taehyung was about to answer when suddenly a blur flew by you and towards the trio and tackled them.

You yelped in surprise before looking around and spotting three more little fairies now flying to the trio on your countertop with... ANOTHER FAIRY?! hugging Jungkook close and cooing at him. (Jungkook seems like he’s enjoying the attention but as soon as his eyes met yours he pushed the other fairy away blushing furiously)

You’re about to ask who they are and what is going on but before you can do so, you see Taehyung shout “HYUNGGGGGG” as he ran towards one of the new fairies (he had a heart shaped smile and looked like a ray of sunshine... omg why are they all so beautiful this is should be illegal). You realise they must be the ‘hyungs’ Taehyung was talking about when him and his two brothers crashed in your house through your window. At that thought your head snaps towards the still open window and you realise how the four new fairies entered and made a mental note of closing the damn windows after all this ($10 you’re gonna forget but ok)

Still lost in your thoughts you failed to notice the tallest of the fairy (he had this intimidating sort of aura around him but then again you’re pretty sure you saw him stumble on nothing when he first landed with the other fairies) approach you before he clears his throat to get your attention.

“Hello, I’m Namjoon. Thank you for taking care of our brothers” he said “Oh that’s alright! Please don’t thank me for something that that.. I’m glad you guys found each other though ^~^”

“So this is our new home huh? Could’ve been better but at least the owner of the place seem cute” you heard the fairy who tackled Jungkook before say (Oof handsome guy... wait what Y/N no! Bad thought! Bad!) while looking around as if he’s judging the place (let’s be honest. He was. BUT you’re a broke student so this is actually pretty good!!)

“Uh what? New home? Excuse me? Cute? Wait wrong question. Ahem, neW HoME?” You asked staring at the seven fairies now standing in front of you on your counter. “Yeah, we got tired of our village and the maknaes said they’re gonna find a new home so we can explore the human world before setting out and well, here we are” said one of the fairies shrugging nonchalantly. (he reminded you of a cat... a very sleepy cat)

“Wait wait wait you mean to say... you’re gonna live here? With me? Here? Me? Now? You seven?... with me here now?”

“Is...is that going to be a problem?” Asked Jimin stepping forward with eyes already filled with unshed tears and looking like a kicked puppy. “No no of course not please don’t cry! You can stay I was just a little surprised that’s all!” You scrambled to console the fairy in panic.

“Oh! That’s great then! Let’s go hyung I’ll show you around the place! You have to see the big ocean maker she has! She called it the... Bathtub I think, it’s amazing!!!” Jimin exclaimed before grabbing one of the fairies and flying towards your bathroom before you could even process the sudden mood changes.

“Thank you Noona, love you!” You felt Jungkook kiss your cheek before he too flew away with two more fairies following his lead to explore your apartment which also happens to be their new home now as it seems.

“You’re... welcome...?”

What just happened?

#bts x reader #bts au #fairy!bts #ot7 x reader #bts fluff #fairy au #fluff #bts #bts fanfic #jin x reader #namjoon x reader #yoongi x reader #j-hope x reader #jimin x reader #taehyung x reader #jungkook x reader #bts ot7

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im-lad-ris · 4 years

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The Fall: Haldir X Female! Reader

Prompt: "I’m so happy you’re back!! 😌❤️ I missed you tbh haha. Could you do a Haldir x reader? Maybe where reader is from our world? 👀"

Submitted by: Anonymous

Words: 1626

A/N: Hey guys! First story posted since the end of my hiatus, and it's for my main mans Haldir. For the anon, I wasnt sure how old you wanted to reader to be, but I took some creative liberty! I also havent edited yet but will go through it and do so soon.

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The day you had fallen into Middle Earth you had been a mere child, only ten in human years, unaware of the dangers of the new world you now found yourself living in.

You only remembered falling, and hitting the ground so hard your skull rattled and your teeth gnashed together. Your ears were ringing, and when you had gone to cover them you had realized that they were pointed, which was definitely not how they were shaped yesterday. You had panicked, screamed, cried for your parents, but you would realize that they were not coming for you here, wherever the "here" was.

You would be found within 3 days, having wandered through forests and over plains, by a group of elven rangers.

The leader had dismounted his horse and had kneeled next to you, offering you kind words and compassion. He introduced himself as Lord Elrond, an elf lord who looked over a place called Imladris.

He had asked you why an elven child was wandering the wilderness. When you admitted that you didnt know where you were, and argued that you weren't an elf, Elrond wasnt sure what to make of you.

After this first encounter, you would be invited to stay at Lord Elronds home. It was beautiful, and you were stunned that such a place could have possibly existed.

After several weeks had passed, Elrond would take you to a place called Lothlórien. The sky was blocked out by canopies, and the trees sprawled into the sky above you, a forest of skyscrapers.

You would meet a woman named Galadriel and a wizard named Gandalf, although everyone called him Mithrandir instead. After hours of discussion, it was decided that you were not of Middle-Earth and that you would be placed under Elronds care. Despite this, nobody was quite sure why you were an elf or how you had fallen, but it appeared you were here to stay.

It was in Lothlorien that you met Haldir. He was older than you, but he had an aura about him that drew you to him. You became fast friends, and you began to harbor a small crush towards him. Before you left for Imladris once more, he had smiled and gifted you your first bow.

After returning home with your now adoptive father Elrond, Haldir and you continued to exchange letters and gifts, all the while you grew up under your new siblings. You loved Arwen, and the twins, Elrohir and Elladan, and they made sure you grew up as happy as you could be.

Besides this, you eventually realized that time for elves was strange. Although you had now spent almost a millennium and a half with you new family, you barely looked a day over twenty. Throughout your time with your adoptive father and siblings, you took pride in learning archery and sword fighting, although you yearned to return to Earth, and your birth parents, once more. However, as you aged you learned to appreciate the family you now had, and the skills and lessons they had taught to you.

Of course, your letters with Haldir had never stopped. He was your pen pal and confidant, and although the years had turned him stoic and somewhat harsh, he was still the man you remembered when you were little. After a millennium of letters you had finally gotten the nerve to tell him your true feelings for him, that you loved him more than than the sun loves the moon.

After a month of no returned letter, you became melancholic, embarrassed that you had even said anything in the first place. However, the next day Haldir had appeared at the gates of Imladris. When he found you in the gardens, he had simply caressed your cheek and vowed he would protect you even if it cost his life. Thus began your courtship. One that spanned between hundreds of miles and still meant everything. Your father had approved almost immediately, and was more than willing to create opportunities for you two to see each other.

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You were currently sat in the Council of Elrond and were on the verge of ripping someones head off. These buffoons would not stop arguing, and it was making you angrier by the second. Did they not see that the longer they sat here and hurled insults, the more danger Middle-Earth would be in?

"I will take it" a small voice said. Your head snapped up and looked upon the hobbit, Frodo, who had brought that accursed ring here. Frodo tried to speak out once more, but the noise from the others did not die down and you gritted your teeth before standing up.

"QUIET!" you yelled into the crowd, which surprisingly cause the group of arguing council members to all shut their mouths. You gestured to Frodo, who proceeded to walk towards the group.

"I will take the Ring to Mordor. Though-- I do not know the way." The hobbit said, his eyes passing over every face in the room.

Mithrandir smiled before he passed behind Frodo, "l will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins, so long as it is yours to bear."

"Ada.." You started as you glanced behind you towards your father, who simply nodded, his way of telling you he approved. You nodded back at him, a smile on your face, before you turned back to face Frodo.

"As will I, Frodo" you said as you walked behind him, placing your hand on his shoulder.

After you stepped forward, the heir of Gondor, Aragorn, the woodland prince Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, and three other hobbits, who appeared out of bushes, all joined your group.

"Ten companions... So be it! You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!" Your father proclaimed as you all stood together, you looked at those around you and had the distinct feeling only some would make it out of this adventure alive.

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"By nightfall these hills will be swarming with orcs! We must reach the Woods of Lothlórien. Come Y/N, Boromir, Legolas, Gimli, get them up." Aragorns voice caused you to jump before you scrambled to lift Merry and Pippin off the floor.

Mithrandir had fallen to a Balrog, but you had no time to mourn. You felt as if water was in your lungs, but you had no time to empty them, you had to move.

By the time the Fellowship reached the outskirts of Lothlórien, you could breathe again but the gloom you felt would not dissipate. You heard Gimli mentioning something about a sorceress, but you couldnt bring yourself to chuckle at his reference to Galadriel. However, you saw movement out of the corner of your eye, and decided to silently move to the back of the group, your hand slowly moving to the hilt of your blade.

"Well, here is one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox!" Gimli said, prideful as always, before a notched arrow appeared in front on his face. You barely resisted the urge to chuckle.

"The dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark." A voice said, and you couldnt help the way your breath hitched. Of course Haldir was patrolling, he was the Marchwarden.

How long had it been since you had held him? How long since you had last heard his voice? Surely not long, but it felt like it had been a lifetime. You couldnt resist the urge to walk forwards him, stepping around Aragorn towards a grumpy looking Gimli. You placed your fingers upon Haldirs arrow, pushing it towards the ground before you dared to meet his eyes.

"I would appreciate if you did not shoot the dwarf, Haldir o Lórien... Meleth nin" your hand came up to caress his cheek as you pushed a lock of his hair behind his ear. Without warning, you found yourself pulled into a kiss. You recovered from the shock and smiled against his lips, slowly wrapping your arms around his neck.

When you finally pulled away, your heart felt lighter and your lips were still tingly. You smiled you again before you embraced Haldir in a hug, your face buried in the crook of his neck.

"What just happened?" You heard Pippin ask, and you chuckled as you pulled away from Haldir, turning to face the Fellowship as you intertwined your fingers with his.

"Meet my betrothed, the Marchwarden of Lothlórien, Haldir" you chimed in, a smile on your face.

"You have interesting traveling companions, meleth nin" Haldir said, his hand squeezing yours as he looked over the ragtag group you had been traveling with.

"Haldir, as much as I'd love to stay here and enjoy this moment, we must see Galadriel... we have.. we lost Gandalf, but we must push on" you said, your voice almost cracking as you recounted what had happened in the mines for your betrothed. You held back the tears that threatened to leak from your eyes, you had to be strong.

When you were finished with your tale, Haldir nodded before he spoke, "Follow me"

As the group moved through the trees further into Lothlórien, Haldir squeezed your hand once more before leaning to whisper in your ear, "Galadriel has agreed to see us married before you continue... you know how much I love you, and even as you go on this journey, I want you to be mine, now and always."

You smiled and nodded at him. Although you were sad at the loss of Gandalf, you loved Haldir, and you would gladly marry him no matter the circumstances. He was yours, and you were his, and soon you would belong to each other for the rest of your days.

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Ada - Father

Meleth Nin (Or Nin Meleth) - My love

Haldir o Lórien - Haldir of Lòrien

#lotr #haldir #lord of the rings #lotr imagine #imagines #haldir imagine #haldir x reader #the fellowship of the ring #female reader

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inkperch · 3 years

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Ok, I’m not leaving my dumb ‘Evilious Fairy Tail’ Au/crossover there, here have a dump.

Ok, so, going with the Team Sinners approach, bc tbh I have trouble following all the stuff with the endings but the seven sins stories are all pretty easy to follow if you’re willing to take the obvious gateways into the rest of the lore on fairy tale logic of it just being how it is (Stuff like the sorceress who randomly shows in Wiegenlied- first listen through I absolutely shrugged Elluka off as random plot device shenanigans, oh how wrong I was). Also going with the whole ‘it’s post Re:Birthday’ thing, but that’s not getting explored here bc, again, I can barely follow the bit in-between the sins and the endings. Or... anything to do with the Heavenly Yard end. Anyway!

Lust/Cherubim: Does not have any kind of seduction magic, I don’t trust him with that and so neither does the universe cause I’m the one writing this. Instead, he has a variant of Take Over Magic, which he largely uses to make himself his opponent’s/current one night stand’s perfect type. No one can definitively say they’ve seen his real face, except his girlfriend who is also in the guild and he never went off the nonce-y deep end over, and she occasionally tries to convince him to let his friends see his real face at least- he knows they won’t judge him- but his self confidence is non-extant when it comes to his looks. He goes to the Kaguya school of ‘wizard’ and mostly fights with his Katana, which has a strange aura to it and occasionally does weird things, which no one is quite sure of the extent of. Though he’s also not above using Take Over for a cheap trick, whether that be distracting them with a pretty face or turning into someone they care about to throw them off.

Gluttony/Banica: literally just the Master of the Graveyard, she took her ship on a wrong turn and wound up in the place she should be and stuck around out of amusement at the current circumstances of the world- her food tour of all realities can wait a bit, she’d been meaning to take a break anyway, after all, travel can get so tiring. Has turned down the cannibalism significantly, because people got boring- sure there’s a whole bunch of subtle variations in flavour person to person, but really there’s only so many ways you can cook the same few cuts of meat and the flavours from diseases don’t come through nearly as strongly as they do in animals.

Pride/’Rin’: she’s in charge technically, despite being the youngest and not particularly good at it, because no one wanted to fight her on it and she insisted. She’s good friends with the duo jokingly called ‘Tree Lesbian’s’ by the rest of the guild, due both to their shared plant-based magic and the fact everyone else can see they’re head over heels for each other, which, Rin is particularly frustrated by how much of a third wheel she is. She uses Mirror Shard magic, which is exactly what it says it is, she can summon mirrors and use them for a bunch of things, from illusions to projectiles to blinding flashes of light to flimsy shields to checking she got the last bit of cake out from her teeth. The magic’s not particularly rare, but she’s terrifyingly powerful with it to the point of being able to create a fully autonomous clone of herself at will. Oddly enough, this clone doesn’t resemble her perfectly, taking the form of a servant boy who’s face greatly resembles hers...

Sloth/Margerita: she uses sleep magic as well as dream magic, which would make her utterly unremarkable in setting seeing as both are basically standard issue among the Rune Knights (for harmless captures and information), if not for how terrifyingly proficient she is, having sent entire, powerful dark guilds to sleep without breaking a sweat and, her real claim to fame, her dream magic is strong enough to effect people who are awake- allowing her to thoroughly mess with their heads and also do stuff like bring their nightmares to life to fight for her. Fittingly, she tends to rarely fight herself, preferring to find something powerful enough to fight for her in her opponents own mind in the rare instance she can’t simply send them to sleep. Unbeknownst to anyone except her, she doesn’t actually use any sleep magic- she uses her dream magic on herself, and projects her own desperate dream of finally getting to sleep into all of reality. She is also Gallarien’s adopted daughter and often they take extra jobs together, when the rest of the team are busy.

Envy/Sudou Kaya: happily married with kids, she is the main breadwinner in her house and the most approachable on Team Sinners (Rin and Cherubim are tied second, but she’s very annoying and he’s probably slept with their daughter at some point and they both know it. Banica would be first but literally anyone with any sense for magic can tell there's something utterly wrong with her.). Really, she’s only known as Envy to stick with the theme, after all, what could such a kind and successful woman be envious of? ...is what outsiders say. Those within the guild are very aware of one simple truth: don’t compete with her. You will regret it. She will win, and you will be terrified. Not to a murderous degree, she just gets way too into it. She uses tailoring magic, making outfits for most the guild at massive discounts if they ask and running a clothes store on the side, which her husband watches for her while she’s out on jobs- which, given the nature of her magic and it’s commercial origins, people assume she’s a support fighter, using her magic on bandages for her teammates and to ensnare enemies. Those same people don’t realise her magic also allows her to control needles and shears with pinpoint accuracy, or just how proficient she is with those shears.

Greed/Gallerian: Got in some serious hot water in the past, working for the council, for accepting bribes and overlooking some pretty damn serious things. He’s in the guild because Evillous was the only place that would take him after that all came to light, a move which brought them mass scrutiny especially given their own member’s checkered pasts. He uses a metric shitton of different Holder type magics, worked on a Celestial Spirit Collection for a while but even he gave in when faced with the late Layla Heartfillia as an obstacle to getting the impressive ones to collect. Instead he largely focuses on a collection of magical necklaces, which are worth an absurd amount when combined- so, he’s usually the one picking their jobs, seeing as he has quite an eye for cost-benefit analysis. His greatest treasure, which no one except the team has even laid eyes upon, is a simple clockwork doll, which even he can’t explain the significance of yet he considers second only to his adopted daughter.

Wrath/Nemesis: Still Gallarian’s daughter, but he’s not also a mob boss here so she’s slightly less patricidal, and Ma isn’t here to fuck everything up for her so she’s just generally less murderous. Which, would kinda be hard to be more murderous than genocide, but still. She uses Gun Magic, and is known for being absolutely terrifying when she has her sight’s on you- she was the first to start the sin nicknaming, when she single-handedly tore the dark guild that murdered her mother to pieces, all without changing expression even slightly and with a single-minded focus that got her the moniker ‘Wrath of Tartarus’, having been so overwhelmingly brutal that the Magic Council assumed it had to have been inter-guild conflict within the Dark Guilds. No one knew it was her until Ziz got spotted with her on a job, a few years later after joining the guild to track down her father. Which, she learned of his reputation and the terrible things he’d done and decided to get to know him before revealing her relation, which, one thing led to another and ultimately led to the Team joining together. But also put her in the awkward position of having confirmed her father is both an absolute bastard, and that he’s a good person to people he cares about and a good father, of how exactly do you just say something like that? ‘Oh, by the way, I’m your kid and I became your friend because I wanted to check you were worth meeting before making it awkward’?

#evilious chronicles #fairy tail #cherubim venomania #banica conchita #riliane lucifen d'autriche #allen avadonia #margerita #kayo sudou #gallerian marlon #nemesis

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nightlight-stardust-and-rain · 4 years

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So I wanted to do a Homestuck HP au because I love writing about Homestuck. But like right now I don't have a lot of ideas so I'm gonna write whatever goes in my head.

John is a muggleborn. Everyone thinks he's a halfblood because when he talks about his dad people thinks he's a wizard (nope just a weird but cool muggle who took the magic thing very well). John doesn't correct them because honestly, pranking half of his classmates without even trying, that's something (he just want to see their faces when they realize). Also I think he would be a gryffindor. Oooor maybe a slytherin, but idk I don't see the "ambitious" side. No, gryffindor. Because pranks. He think he'd be very good at potions and charms ? Because pranks. Like you know you're better with subjects that are interesting to you. He really likes potion and charms because the amount of pranks he can do is like, unlimited. He's also good with a broomstick, even if he's not on the quidditch team : he likes to fly for flying, not for playing. He never really understood the problem with houses - or rather, the competition. He pranks everyone equally, that's all that matters (OK maybe he pranks more Dave and Karkat, but come on. Their reactions are priceless).

Jade is, I think, a half-blood ? Honestly, nobody knows, not even her : she doesn't remember if her grandpa was a wizard or not, and she remembers even less her parents. She grew up on a island (like in canon tbh) with Bec, who is a ex-wizard : he had a accident and he got trapped in his animagus form but due to the incident he sorta kept some of his powers (that's why he can still apparate) and, kinda, got the mind of a dog (still more intelligent than any dog, but not enough to notice that he was a wizard - he doesn't even remember bieng one). She's a slytherin ! Because she's really clever and kinda ambitious ? Like she really want to mix science and magic. She wants the magic world to know science ("guys, they don't even know what an atom is !!!"). Due to that, she's really fucking good with potions. The best of her years (of any year, really). While being a arithmancy and herbology genius, She's also pretty good in every other class tbh. Not really the best at flying, but she tries. Also she somehow learn to apparate when she's like 12 and everybody is stunned like HOW (and she's "oh my dog taught me !" "... WHAT"). She's very happy to be a witch but her scientific side SCREAMED when she learned the existence of magic. She can often be found staring at the moving stairs mumbling something about the physics laws.

Rose iiiiis... A pureblood. Come on. Like she grew up with magic traditions and such. She also loves the muggle's representation of wizards (it's very funny). She's SO a ravenclaw. That was obvious. Her mother is a famous witch (both famous for her acts of heroism during the last War (??) and also famous for being drunk anytime) and she doesn't really likes to be famous by association, but eh. She's obviously a Seer (like, a true one). She took divination and she fucking destroyed the teacher. Like she just looked at them with her superior smile (you know the insufferable one) and proceeded to walk out of class and never return (the destroying the teacher part took place at the exams when she got the highest score despite having skipped every divination period). She's really good in DADA and Alchemy and potions. Maybe sometimes she's a bit too close to the dark side of magic (*snort*) but eh she didn't killed anyone (yet). The only classes she's not good with is care of magical creatures : the creatures are all afraid of her (tbh it's because she tried to summon a eldricht horror once. She failed but the eldricht aura kinda stayed on her). She's very interested in vampires, but her interest may be personal rather than scholar ;)

Dave is, I think. A pureblood ? Tbh I really don't know where Bro stands. Since he's Rose's twin, he's obviously a pureblood, but he didn't grew up in the same place. Bro was the kind of wizard who was absolutely obsessed with muggle's technology so one day he just... Moved to the muggle side ? Idk. So here I'm really torn up between "Dave's shitty childhood and shitty role model is a important part of his character" and "I want Dave to be happy and have a happy childhood". Fuck it he' ll have a extremely weird but happy childhood (like. Remember before we knew that Bro was abusive and we tought that he was just a cool and really really really weird guardian ?). So he grew up in a mix of magic and technology : ofc Bro didn't hide he was a wizard, he used magic pretty often. Dave knows some things about technology but he kinda lacks... Basic knowledge. You know. Bro still taught him fencing (kinda was a family thing) but like. Low-key ? Like not before he was ten and Dave wasn't beat up, it was actual teaching (I just want Dave to be happy without PTSD, dammit). Also Dave is a hufflepuf (fight me). The beta kids are all the four houses (they think that's funny and they're kinda proud to be a multi-house group. XD amateurs just wait to see the trolls). When Dave got his letter, he was "... Bro. There is a magic community ??" "yes ? You didn't knew ?" "you never told me I tought we were mutants". Bro then realizes he never told Dave that he was actually a wizard, uh. Then "oh yeah your twin sister must be at hogwarts too" "I have a twin sister". Like. Bro legit forgot to tell him. Also Dave is absolutely fascinated by magic pictures. He's kinda good with classes because he's pretty smart but he's better with charms and DADA. He can fly (I mean with a broomstick of course) but he's not in the quidditch team. He took divination because he knows it's bullshit : it's for irony. He carries a camera everywhere because honestly magic pictures are so cool. He takes pictures every time because come on, Hogwarts is wonderful (he sends some of his pics to Bro who replies by "I know how Hogwarts looks, dumbass"). He also likes to take pics of his friends and also of this strange, huge group of friends who are not in the same house and who are indeed very strange and very differents but they stay together no matter what (yeah I'm talking about the trolls). Not gonna lie, he takes more pics of one of them... (yes I'm talking about Karkat. Because I ship DaveKat). He didn't realized he got a crush, the poor boy (also a lot less internalized homophobia because Bro is so gay. Dave's just takes a while to understand that he's Bi).

The trolls are a big multi-house group. Some of them knew each other before Hogwarts but mostly they were strangers who inexplicably and despite all their differences became friends the first day of school and stayed together for their whole life (it's Karkat. What keeps them together is Karkat).

And you know what I'm gonna do the ancestors before the beta trolls.

The Handmaid, Damara Megido (yeah they're keeping their post-Scratch selfs names), is Aradia's mother. She works at the ministry's time department (idk if it exists in HP so if not it's a department to regulate time travel and time traveling objects) and she's pretty great since she's the head of her department. She likes her work and she's pretty famous : both for her work, her magic skills (she's super fucking powerful) and her one-night stands (come on it's still Damara I had to). Actually Aradia comes from one of these one-night stands. She never hid it to her daughter. Aradia honestly doesn't mind. She's the type you would never expect to have a kid, but she's actually a good mother. She smokes a bit too much and maybe sometimes she forgets to cook but she tries.

The Summoner, Rufioh Nitram, is Tavros' father. He's part fairy and has absolutely no fucking clue about who was a fairy in his family but he doesn't really cares. His wings are cool, he likes to fly, talking to animals is even cooler. He's really chill about it. He never really felt ashamed of his wings, even when people tought they were girly. He's an auror affected to the department for control and regulation of magical creatures. He deals with dangerous creatures such as dragons. He loves his job. It's perfect for him : when he was a teen he was torn between auror (the action !) and the department [...] of magical creatures (the creatures !) but he got a mix of the two. He's proud of his son : he fully knows that being different can be hard and knows that his son is doing his best.

The Psiioniic, the Signless and the Disciple are in a happy poly relationship. Their kids Sollux, Karkat and Nepeta are actually triplets. The funny thing is that since they named them differently (Sollux is Captor-Vantas-Leijon, Karkat is Vantas-Leijon-Captor and Nepeta is Leijon-Captor-Vantas. Honestly their parents did that just to mess with everyone) and that most of the teacher's call list was only long enough to include the first of their last names, everybody at Hogwarts took like a year to understand that they were related and one more year to discover that they were triplets. That's exactly the kind of mess that was in their parent's mind when they named them.

The Psiioniic, Mituna Captor, is one of Sollux's, Karkat's and Nepeta's dads. He's a sarcastic little shit who got a job with computers on the muggle side of the world (people are usually stunned when they discover that he's a pureblood). He's a parseltongue and has a yellow-blue-red snake named Gemini. Honestly the only reason why everyone doesn't know he's a parseltongue isn't because he hides it (he doesn't care about people's opinion) but because, as a very not talkative person, he talks to his snake (or any snakes) like he talks to people : rarely. He's trying to introduce technology in the wizard world. It goes slowly. He' s actually a good dad who may forget to eat and/or to cook sometimes and has bipolarity (wizards usually think it's a curse. He gave up trying to explain every time) but he loves his childrens and is so in love with Signless and Disciple that sometimes he embarrasses himself.

The Signless, Kankri Vantas, is Sollux's, Karkat's and Nepeta's other dad. He's a half-blood and a Seer. Unlike Rose, he can't see the future, but the past lives. His past life or anyone's. He needs to touch people to See their past life and it's not really useful but he likes it. He's a teacher in Muggle studies : he was so appalled by the muggle studies in hogwarts that he decided to correct wizard's opinion on muggles. That's how he met Psii : he was trying to make a computer who could resist in Hogwarts (spoiler it exploded) and Signless was extremely interested (spoiler he lost his eyebrows in the explosion because he was too close). He kinda travels in various magic communities to teach them about muggle things that are very useful (he's not 'muggle are better than wizards'. Just 'we could learn so much from them and also the muggle are not a different species, we're all humans'). When his kids talked to him about their friends he laughed really hard and said "of course. You twelve are bound to each other after all". He's such a great dad. He loves his childrens so much and when he looks like he could explode you know he's thinking about how much he loves Psii and Disciple.

The Disciple, Meulin Leijon, is Sollux's, Karkat's and Nepeta's mother. She's a author and journalist. She does documentary-like articles. Like about animals or nature. She's a muggle born who was raised by a nundu ! You know the leopard-like creature with spikes in Fantastic Beasts (It moved silently, despite its "gigantic" size and was considered by some to be the most dangerous creature alive. The breath of the Nundu was toxic and filled with disease so potent that it can wipe out entire villages of people. Source wikipedia). Her muggle village was wiped by said toxic breath. Her magic protected her and somehow the nundu adopted her *shrugs*. She lived with her until she was seven and a witch found her and took her to the wizard world. It took her time to learn to talk, write, read, behave like a human. But oh she loved writing. She loved the books and she loved the stories and she loved to read. She kept some things from her years with her mother (she won't call the nundu who adopted her anything else), like the ability to move very silently and the, well, wilderness and fight skills. Honestly everyone believes she's a werewolf. She's tiny and pretty but actually more dangerous than half of the ancestor combined (admittedly in this HP au they are physically weaker or just not used to fight). So she writes reports about magical creatures and animals, she write books (her best book is an autobiography : everyone believes it's a fiction because of the adoption by a nundu thing). Sometimes Signless helps her to find a good story because you wouldn't believe the crazy things they did in their past life : he tells her, and she writes a book with that basis. Sometimes she works with the department [...] of magical creatures because she knows a lot about magical creatures and she understand their mind you know. Sometimes she works with the Summoner. They make a good pair and are very good friends.

The Dolorosa, Porrim Maryam, is Signless' adoptive mother, Karkat's, Sollux's and Nepeta's grandma and Kanaya's guardian and relative. She doesn't look that old because she's a vampire. She's Kanaya's ancestor, but literally. She must be like +600. She's really wise and really cool and also she can kick your ass easily. She lived in both worlds (muggle and magic) and lived in every country. She knows almost everything. Really she is just super badass. She adopted Signless when he was like 3 months. She greatly influenced him and his ideas. She's a very supportive mom and guardian. Also she uses a chainsaw. She's a bit of a legend everywhere honestly some people don't believe she exists.

Neophyte Redglare, Latula Pyrope, is Terezi's older sister and guardian. She's a auror (duh) and one of the best ! She's also a part-time lawyer and she's feared. With reason. She is Terezi's role model ! Redglare is very proud of her little sister and think that she will surpass her one day. Her and Psii are good friends even if they have nothing in common except their tendencies to sarcasm (Signless says they get along well because they dated in another life. They both gagged at that).

Spinneret Mindfang, Aranea Serket, is a fucking criminal. That's all. Like. She's a rich pureblood who leads a sort of magic-muggle mafia ? Like she does things on the muggle side and on the magic side and her group has wizards and squibs and muggles (who of course know about magic. When you're breaking laws everyday, what's one more ?). Her group works with magic methods as well as non magic methods - that's kinda why she never got arrested. Muggle police can never find them because magic, and aurors usually don't know where to search on the muggle side. She's feared everywhere and she's Redglare's principal target but she's not worried about being caught. She's not a really good mother to Vriska - she loves her daughter but she's a bit neglecting ? Like sometimes she's not home for a week or something. Also she has a pet acromentula.

Darkleer, Horuss Zahhak, is a black-Smith who lives in the same magic town as The Nitram, Maryam and Captor-Vantas-Leijon. He's a pureblood from a high family but he somehow get kicked out and ended up being a blacksmith. He actually, truly loves his job and while being Greatly ashamed (sweating) to have been kicked out of his house, he actually thinks that, hadn't he been kicked out, he would never have found his true vocation. He's very very awkward but his son doesn't mind since he's also very awkward. He's a good dad who teach blacksmithing to his son (while trying to erase the "better than anyone" way to think that his House teached to his son). He's friends with Disciple, she thinks his awkwardness is cute and he's kinda fascinated by her wilderness - they come from totally opposed sides after all.

The Grand Highblood, Kurloz Makara is a pure mystery. Is he wizard ? A muggle ? Is he at least alive ? Nobody knows.

Orphaner Dualscar, Cronus Ampora, is a pureblood who was a little shit when he was young (see post-scratch Cronus) but somehow (spoiler he pissed off the wrong person) he got his wand broken on his teens and he was dropped in the muggle world. Since he didn't knew what to do he ended up being in the marines by accident. It was hell for him. He fought a war, a muggle war, and saw what muggles can do. Years after his PTSD is still here. That's where he got his scars. After the war he succeeded to come back to the wizard world. He got a new wand and still had his family's name behind him but he still had the war in his bones. He never talked shit about muggles again and while being very scared of them he's also kinda fascinated - he had a sort of rifle harpoon (harpoon rifle ?) in the marines and it felt more right than his wand. He had Eridan like a year after being back. He panicked at first of course but he did his best to be a good father (he didn't had the best parents either) and kinda dropped everything to take care of his son. He's a very good dad even if he had to hire a cook because he can't cook to save his life. He later adopted Feferi and he has no clue why he did that but he loved her as if she was his biological daughter. Now that Eridan and Feferi are at Hogwarts he's searching for a job (spoilers he'll end up being Disciple's secretary because she's absolutely hopeless with planing and such and also he helps her with her books because he knows some things she doesn't about the muggle world or the army. He'll end up writing his own book - an autobiography)

The Condesce is the queen of the Selkies. Just. The queen. She's not a very good mother since she drooped Feferi in a magic orphanage after having her with a human.

now the beta trolls !

Aradia is a half-blood. She lives with her mother and their house is in the middle of a magic graveyard. Aradia grew surrounded by graves and ghosts, and she loved it. Some ghosts were around often, to visit their own grave or their family's grave. She talked to every one of them ! And they all had stories to tell ! And (and one day when she was little she met a woman with gray skin and eyes glowing of diferents colors and she had ram horns and she wore a green dress and she asked Aradia "tell me about yourself" Aradia told her about her mom and how she loved talking to ghosts and how her mom is the best with time problems and how they both are happy and the grey lady cried rust red tears and said she was relieved to know that at least in this universe they could know happiness and she vanished and Aradia never forgot her). She's a little spooky and also every ghost loves her, even Peeves ! That's, like, her own power. She can do necromancy and she thinks it's super cool. She doesn't talk about it outside of their group because she knows that even if her friends have no problems with that, the magic society isn't that accepting. She's gryffindor, even if the hat seriously considered Ravenclaw. She really like the dark red of gryffindor (that reminds her of the red eyelashes and red lips and red tears of the grey lady with ram horns who never came back but is somehow still with her). She' s really good with charms and DADA. she's not very good with herbology, every plant she touches seems to age a bit too fast. She's very good with flying ! Maybe a bit too risky. She's beater in the quidditch team ! She's animagus. A ram ! She loves it (and she swears she heard a laugh in the back of her head and she knows that was the lady with ram horns and rust red lips even if she never heard her laughter)

Tavros is a pureblood who grew in a magic town. He was kinda bullied because his family somehow got fairy blood - that's why his father got wings (Summoner is proud of his wings and doesn't see how having fairy blood makes you feminine). He had a disease who got him paralyzed. The Zahhaks built him a sort of magic-mechanic thing who helped him to walk but he still has to use his wheelchair sometimes. He can control animals and talk to them (he can't control people who are part animal and creatures who are sentient but he can talk to them). His father says it comes from the fairy blood. Despise being kinda bullied because being part fairy is "girly" he's still proud of his fairy blood like his father taught him ! (also it's hard to think that being part fairy is girly when your father is the Summoner). I'm so torn between hufflepuf and gryffindor for him... Nah gryffindor (like Neville you know). Gryffindor helps him to be more brave you know ? He's also the absolute best in care of magical creatures (of fucking course).

Sollux is a slytherin. His blood status (as well as his sibling's) is kinda undetermined since he got three parents. He's not a muggle born for sure. Honestly he doesn't care if he's a half-blood or a pureblood. He's kinda pissed to not have inherited of his dad's parlestongue because he likes snakes but eh. He's a absolute genius with computers and he HATES how computers doesn't work at hogwarts. He's trying to make a magic-proof one (spoiler it'll explode and more spoiler Karkat Nepeta and him will be too close and will get their eyebrows burned). He's pretty good with potions but he's better with transfiguration. Arithmancy is like his favorite class (it's easy for him and he's kinda in competition with Jade). Surprisingly he flies pretty well but he hates broomsticks. Like. Blurgh. He's animagus and guess what he's a bee. Karkat and Nepeta made fun of him endlessly but it's actually quite useful. He likes it. He's not bipolar like his dad but he got some pretty bad mood swings. Honestly he wanted to go to hufflepuf because they're yellow. He likes yellow. The fact that everyone took like two years to figure out that him, Nepeta and Karkat were triplets was absolutely hilarious to him. Like. They have the same birthday and the same parents how did they not understood once they figured out that they were related ? (he knows they don't look alike but seriously) he's one of the only persons to know about Karkat's secret obviously. This tsundere won't admit he loves his siblings but Nepeta and Karkat are on top of his "things I love the most" list.

Nepeta is a gryffindor. She got a limited form of metamorphmagi (?) mixed with her animagus form (she's a cat of course) she can manifest only a part of her animagus form, like the tail and ears or the claws. But she can't do what a normal metamorphmagus can do. She can fully turn into a cat of course. She keeps the ears and tail more or less always. A lot of people think someone cursed her to be part cat. She's really fucking strong : she learned martial art (more specifically taekwondo and aïkido) and parkour. She knows that most of the wizards are physically weak and that without their wand they're usually kinda useless. She's not really powerful magically speaking. More average but she doesn't mind. She's good in care of magical creatures and transfiguration. She absolutely hates flying. Like she's not afraid of heights but if she was made to fly her animagus form would be a bird not a cat ! She's Equius' best friend and nobody understands how they became friends (then again, nobody understands how the whole group became friends). She likes to ship people and they usually come to her (or Karkat) for romantic advice. She wants to be like her mother because she's so cool. She loves listening to his dad's stories about their past lives and she tries to understand her other dad's thing with computers but honestly the only thing she can do with a computer is an explosion. She likes to go to the forbidden forest to fight some dangerous creatures. She LOVES her brothers so much you wouldn't believe it. One of her favorite thing is the faces people do when they discover that they are triplets. It's priceless.

Karkat is a hufflepuf. To everyone's surprise. Like... He does works hard but friendly ? Him ? (when you tell that to his friends they laugh because Karkat, not friendly ? lmao dude he's the mom friend™) he inherited of his dad's ability to talk to snakes. He think it's completely useless and also he doesn't talk about it because ~discrimination~ he doesn't want to be seen as a dark wizard (he sucks at Dark magic anyways). He also has a weird thing with his blood : his blood is kinda like a soothing soporific ? Like, he can calm people by contact and when someone touch his blood they sleep. Nobody knows why is blood is like this (although Signless muttered something about candy red and a mutation). He keeps it secret (obviously his family knows) because honestly he doesn't want to be a test subject for the Department of mysteries. It's actually super useful when Sollux or his Dads are in lack of sleep - one drop of blood and bam they're asleep. Ironically, he's insomniac - he's obviously immune to the soporific effects of his blood. So he's a hufflepuf like Dave and some others and maybe he has a little crush on Dave. Ok it's not a crush he's in love but still a bit in denial. He likes potions and charms and alchemy and he's quite good. He also likes DADA but despite it he's not really good. He thinks Divination and Muggle studies are bullshit (but he regrets to not have been here to see Rose destroying the teacher). At first he took muggle studies to see if it was as awful as his dad told him - nope. It's worse. He absolutely, fully, from the bottom of his soul, HATES flying. He's actually one of the best students (not as good as Jade or Sollux but eh). First years are always afraid of him at first because he's always grumpy and angry and loud but the older are "lol no give it some time you'll see he's a giant teddy bear". He ends up being a sort of big brother figure for the youngers badgers. Nobody except him is surprised when he's named prefect. He's known at hogwarts to be somehow angry to everyone but also soft to everyone, all houses and years included. Everyone kinda loves him, despite *vague hand gestures to Karkat *. Some people don't like him, of course but he's not in danger : he got some powerful and protective friends. He's like one of the only persons who did not get lost in the castle. Like not even one time.

Kanaya is also a hufflepuf. She's a kind of cousin to the Captor-Vantas-Leijon since Dolorosa, her ancestor, adopted Signless. She's not a vampire like her ancestor (yet. She'll be at like 25. Don't want her to be 13 firvever after all). She's absolutely feared by everyone but nobody knows why. Like she's not really threatening ? She's really nice and pretty and always helping people. But she's still feared. Pure mystery. She likes to do handmade clothes and she's obviously very good. She took study of ancient runes and she's really good. She likes to sew protective runes onto her friend's clothes (they really need it). Strangely she's absolutely terrible at charms. She's pretty good with everything, but charms ? Nope. She's the mom friend as well as Karkat. But less aggressive of course. Her blood status is just as unknown as Sollux's, Karkat's and Nepeta's (them because they have three parents and her because the only family she has is Dolorosa who is too distantly related - and Dolorosa might have forgot her own blood status. She's old after all). Of course she knew that Nepeta, Sollux and Karkat are triplets, she basically grew up with them. She has always been more close to Karkat than to Sollux and Nepeta but she likes to have tea with Nepeta and reminding Sollux to eat had become a daily habit. She's the other prefect of hufflepuf, no surprise. When she and Rose began to date, everyone was both happy for them and midly terrified. Because they both pretty scary to begin with, so together ?? Brrr.

Terezi's a muggleborn like her sister Latula. She's been raised in the magic world. When she learned about dragons she went absolutely apeshit. She wants one, it's like one of her big goals >:] also she's a Slytherin. She's still blind but it was from birth. She has extreme synesthesia, an actual blind cane and some magic detection abilities. She's fine and is actually one of the few people who can find their way through the castle. She wants to be the head of the Justice department ! She's already D34L1NG W1TH TH3 1NJUST1C3S at hogwarts. Usually the culprits ends on the infirmary. She's maybe a bit too violent, but she's fair. She is surprisingly good at flying (better than Nepeta, Karkat and Feferi, even if that's not difficult) : she says that's because she was a dragon in her past life (Signless quietly disagreed but said that she had a strong bond with a dragon in her previous life). She's pretty good with the other classes but absolutely terrible in potions. Nobody knows if she's really that bad or if she messes it up on purpose (her failed potions always explodes). She and Vriska are absolutely the castle's terrors.

Vriska is a pureblood. The hat hesitated between gryffindor and slytherin but she ended up in slytherin. She's absolutely fascinated by acromantulas. She's also extremely disappointed that she cannot be a pirate (she fully intends to take over her mom's criminal network). She's good with potions, particularly the mind-controlling ones (*badum tsss*). She's also good with DADA and transfiguration, in her own way : everything she does in transfiguration class ends looking like a spider.

Equius is a ravenclaw. He grew up in a pureblood family (see Darkleer's part for more details) and kept some pureblood manners. He likes to build magic objects and is absolutely fascinated by muggle technology (and also ashamed bc muggle technology). He's the most discreet person in the whole castle. This boy is tall and buff and always carries metal things, but somehow he's like hidden in the shadows. He's not very good in magic but that's because he always breaks his wand :( he'd trying to learn wandless magic (that's how it's called righ ?) so he can avoid to buy a wand every week. This also happens with broomsticks - he's been definitely banned from flying class after breaking five broomsticks. He loves his house, they're all pretty calm (with a few exceptions) and they don't seem to mind his awkwardness. When he discovered that Sollux and Karkat were Nepeta's triplets, his brain exploded (they're so differents - both mentally and physically. He tought that Nepeta had a crush on Karkat because she was always hugging him. Nope she's just a very affectionate sister and Karkat loves hugs even if he won't admit it).

Eridan is a hufflepuf and he's very disappointed. He wanted to be in slytherin because he kinda got the mentality "pureblood = slytherin, hufflepuf = lame". But well hufflepuf he is. He'll find out later that his house is actually great and full of nice people who support him :) he's pretty good in DADA (his expelliarmus is mortal *badum tsss*) and good with water spells (*badum tsss x2*). He can fly but only because he had hours of training (if he hadn't he would be just as bad as Karkat, Nepeta and Feferi). His dad adopted Feferi when Eridan was like two. He had a crush on her for five years then realized that being her best friend was better (listen I want them to be happy and without major relationship drama). He's animagus but nobody knows except Feferi and Karkat (and that's becayse Karkat saw him on his animagus form by accident) he hides it because he's a seahorse (*badum tsss x3*) and he thinks it's lame and people will make fun of him but he enjoys being able to breathe underwater so... He's that kind of wizard who claims that muggle are disgusting but actually hides muggle books under his bed.

Feferi is technically a pureblood since Eridan's dad adopted her but her mother is actually the Selkies queen (yes I'm talking about the Condesce) and her father is a unknown wizard. Since she's not fully selkie she doesn't have the turn-into-a-seal thing but she can still breathe under water and swim really fast. She's a Slytherin (Eridan was jealous at first). She's just as bad with flying as Karkat and Nepeta - she's afraid of heights. She's a pretty good student but she's especially good in herbology. Like Eridan she's good with water spells (*badum tsss x4*). She's pretty ambitious (that's why she's in slytherin) : she wants to be the Minister. To change the magic world ! But like in a good sense. She wants to introduce muggle technology into the wizard world ! That far she gained the support of the Captor-Vantas-Leijon family (especially Psiioniic, who works in the muggle side with computers and Signless who knows a lot about muggle things) and Jade (come on she's a scientist). She's very determined >:)

So much for having no ideas... I wanted to do the Beta kids but this post is already long enough. Lets' just say that Jane is in slytherin, Jake in Gryffindor and Dirk and Roxy in ravenclaw. Thanks to @cornusblr ;) you kinda helped me I think you'll recognize some things.

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she-toadmask · 4 years

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I’m kind of in a mood suddenly so below the cut there will be me just talking about fanfics I have read or am reading and why I like fanfic and stuff because I need to just

Fanfiction fucking rocks the basic part before all the stuff about it as the story just...it’s so easy to access and there’s so much and it’s just all there on the internet I don’t have to find a physical book

And on AO3 (where 90% of good currently-updating fic is afaik) there is TAGGING where you will know what you’re getting into (unless the author suddenly adds a sex scene and only then updates the tags but at least they give a warning at the start of the chapter but it doesn’t bother me as much as it did a couple years ago as long as I know it’s coming I know it’s a tool and it has its uses) with character drama and deaths and all that jazz not to mention how Ash being a badass has a specific tag and just other random things having tags that are important parts of the story

Like there are multiple fics I have found (not all of them are living fics sadly) of writing Ash’s journey in the beginning differently, like there was one I saw once that I kind of forgot to keep reading where he went to Sinnoh (and was still rivals with Paul and I think their ship tag was there?) and it said it was following game plot and then there’s one that I definitely don’t have open anymore because it didn’t update for some amount of time where he had a Joltik and then a Ferroseed and it’s really cool and a different one that’s still living and it’s called Pity of the World and Jesse + James (who is genderfluid in this fic) + Meowth are good people and stuff and just steal abused Pokemon and they run into Ash and they all end up being travel buddies and Ash understands Pokemon (not literally of course that’s not this fic) and also just knows what James’ gender is before they say anything and also in one chapter Zapdos is in Gringy City and says something about friendship being for mortals or something??? idk we’ll see and then there’s a different fic that I was reading and lost when switching devices and Ash was raised by Pokemon and literally can speak Pokemon and it was really neat but I haven’t tried to find where I left off because I’m too lazy for that tbh but it is still updating it’s Symbiosis or Symbiotic or something like that

Most things involving Ash that aren’t shippy or weird like that (ok there are some I’m not interested in but whapdfajaldjakjdf) end up being really cool because he’s a fucking legendary magnet which can either be played for laughs or deadly serious or just not be part of the fic if it isn’t relevant and so many fics use Aura it’s really cool (including Pity of the World I think he mega evolves Pidgeot (who evolves before leaving) when he fights Sabrina who does not have a doll in this fic) and there are different ways they do it and the thing I was mentioning about his connection with Pokemon like maybe it’s just a bit more than normal or it’s just yes he is everything and I kinda skipped out on gens 6 and 7 of the anime but I get enough to understand what they mean in chat fics and when referring to it in other fics it’s really cool

I think I mentioned Creepypasta and how there were two Harry Potter Creepypasta fics, one that was one and was slow to update if it wasn’t dead and one that was on the fourth one actually I was wrong about what number it was I think and updates every two weeks the first one is more lighthearted/written by a younger person like Slendy is a character and Harry x a lot of the ‘pastas I guess and it takes place starting before 4th year and the beginning is kinda meh with some weird dialogue and absurd levels of Dumbledore Ron and Hermione bashing but it does call out some of the other legitimate problems like how the lake trial in the tournament just kidnaps people which is very big because it was Ben who was kidnapped so big yikes there and honestly it’s not what you want to read if you want something really high-quality and serious like not that it doesn’t take itself seriously but it feels closer to something I would have read when I was in middle school than most of the Sanders Sides fics I read (just using that as comparison because the vast majority of that is well-written stuff). Then the other one!!!! For one it has a much more realistic/developed take on the Creepypastas’ existence like how the stories are how they exist with Slenderman being a cosmic horror being thing more than a character with character which is always really cool and Jeff kidnaps Harry as a baby (he is Boy when he is with the Creepypasta and Harry when at Hogwarts and there’s some really cool stuff about how they’re different) and, having lived with murderers, Harry gives zero fucks about things and kills Fluffy in the first book long before other stuff happens, Quirrel tries to use him to get the stone but gets annihilated at the mirror because family and then Voldemort is just a giant white snake for the rest of the series so far and also because he sucks Lockhart tries to exorcise Harry because Harry is fucking nuts and it’s great and also Harry is a Hufflepuff and there is probably more Gryffindor bashing than is necessary and pretty much all the adults get bashed for sucking (like in book 3 the boggart stuff is called out for being hella dangerous for them also Harry can’t cast the Patronus charm make of that what you will idk what) though Harry does make for quite the conversation topic among the teachers, Harry x Neville is the main ship and Neville eventually gets resorted into Hufflepuff because the Gryffindors are being massive dicks to him, also Harry flirts with Draco because Harry gives no fucks and it’s great (also both books give Luna lots of love, like the young one she’s a Seer like from Madame Macabre’s old webcomic that’s dead as it gets and the long one she’s just a good character and shit) and Harry makes these books to spread Slenderman’s legend throughout Britain/the Wizarding World and Draco may have gotten one and survived???? but now Neville has one during the summer months (and also through feeding Fanged Geraniums or whatever live stuff and blood instead of bonemeal he is creating Audrey II and straight-up says something about having to call it Harry Jr. but that’s probably just a little joke and isn’t going to stay beyond this but it’s just fun because Little Shop of Horrors slaps) and I have big fear about him doing the stuff and getting hurt and Harry/Boy conflict will be scary

There’s this other fic I found when trying to find good fics involving Ash and it’s kinda weird and seems to be written by a younger author but we’ll see where things go, like Harry got transported by Celebi to the world of Pokemon and Giovanni is Silver and Ash’s dad and they live with him and also Harry does too and he’s in a wheelchair and also is really smart and I wish we had gotten to spend a bit longer seeing their dynamics before when Harry is 14 the Goblet of Fire somehow spits his name out and Celebi helps with getting Harry (and also the other three because of course) safely there without dying because dimensional travel is hard and Celebi is friend and Luna gets to be important here too I think she’s shown up as a named student and guided them to a room and seems to know things about the castle and that’s kinda all there is so far there’s a bit more but it’s not got a lot yet I hope the author keeps going it’s a weird idea but I’m looking forward to seeing where it goes

Oh I forgot to talk about it but there’s this whump Ash fic that was being written under one title but it got dropped and now it’s being rewritten with the same concept but under a new title and going about a lot of things a different way it’s just the same starting premise and the fic is Helpless and Ash almost dies multiple times and there’s this theme of adults failing him and also Gary fucks a thing up and Ash needs support and therapy (a good number of fics have Ash needing therapy but given the shit he’s been through that is not surprising especially from my limited knowledge of Kalos holy shit Lysandre was doing some mad shit) and it’s just good but it is a lot of hospital and Ash being hurt and almost dying so be warned if that isn’t a safe read for you

The reason I don’t just outright block explicit anymore despite the horrors of trying to find safe Pokemon fic on AO3 amidst the consensual porn, incest porn, pokephilia porn, etc., is I randomly decided to try and find some Sonic fanfic on AO3 because a couple people on YouTube have been doing Sonic story stuff (Sonic What If has some good stuff that’s just... what-if scenarios and then there’s Sonic Rewritten which takes a game’s plot and then redoes it but good like the Deadly Six having personalities or Sonic 06 not having maybe bestiality or Generations being more than ‘oh past and present stages now have nostalgia’ and Robotnik and Eggman are significantly different people in that one and it’s really cool) and I thought maybe I would find some good stuff on AO3 (which I have but nothing that I want to ramble about specifically though there was one fic where Eggman does Tails clone and then his original body dies so he’s stuck looking like Tails and it’s kinda wild) and I found a fic that was marked explicit because torture and violence (honestly it wasn’t that bad) and I like it and don’t want to miss something that I might like by accidentally blocking it and now when I try to find Pokemon fic I have to see Leon x Hop and Pokemon x human smut.

There’s one Sanders Sides fic that I was reading and I don’t remember the name nor do I know if it’s updating I think I lost it but it started from the beginning of the series with the Dark Sides being a platonic poly family and when they weren’t in the episode they were talking about it/the Light Sides and it’s honestly really really good and the author just decided to have Deceit’s name be Janus and it was amazing when it turned out that was his real name it was just great but IDK if the fic has been abandoned, I think I lost it in the shift, but it was really good (but sympathetic dark sides and unsympathetic patton and roman and logan for a bit so do be warned if those aren’t comfortable for you)

Oh yeah I remembered another fic I can talk about there was this one Creepypasta fic and it’s completed and it is a Jeff x Reader but it kind of just stops being about the romance after a certain point and just goes way off the rails. It starts like ‘oh this will be a normal x reader with mansion and Slendy is dad and Zalgo is probably evil’ and then NOPE SLENDERMAN HAS BEEN RAISING FAMILIES THAT LOVE HIM TO TURN THEM INTO CRYSTALS TO MAKE HIM MORE POWERFUL AND ZALGO IS AGAINST THAT and it just is great like I never see Zalgo being good, like Slenderman being evil or whatever is plenty common (especially in the innumerable ARG fics I don’t read because I don’t have the attention span to learn what the fuck the source is) but never in tandem with Zalgo being anything but chaotic evil n shit it’s wild and it’s great and also Slenderman’s parents have faces I guess idk that was weird also there is one smut chapter but like the author said you can skip the smut and I did and didn’t feel like I missed any plot stuff so if that’s a no for you just keep an eye out for the author’s warning. It is by a younger writer, as demonstrated by its daily updates while it was being written, tiny chapters, and some general writing style stuff common to younger writers, but honestly I just love it for being something so wildly different, under the guise of a typical x Reader fic.

Speaking of ship stuff and Creepypasta the trilogy of Sans x Creepypasta fics are amazing. The writer definitely improves over time, the beginning of the first book kind of has the weird ‘then I knew I was in love’ stuff from a couple of the pastas (then again I’m ace and demiro so starting romance is just generally weird) but it is just a really good series. Sans ends up with seven kids in the third book and, while everyone else in the Undertale cast is bashed in the first two, Papyrus does seem to get some redemption in the third, so there is that. Also Murderer Sans is a fantastic tag, Gaster made a deal with Zalgo to create the skelebros and Sans is more demon than Papyrus by a lot and Zalgo is trying to kidnap Sans and Sans’ children so he has his family together to destroy the world and wander free and it’s wild and also Chara and Flowey show up and also LJ being an angel is mentioned and relevant to the plot for a bit so that’s neat and I don’t know all the details of how it ends because I lost it when I shifted and didn’t want to find where I was but it’s a great fic (albeit with a few things I can argue on) and the author has also been writing other Sans x Creepypasta stuff but I haven’t read it because idk

I really wish I had a good Minecraft fanfic to gush about but I really don’t it’s hard to find Minecraft fic that isn’t tuber-based, either Dream and friends (which occasionally I find a good one but so much is either Dream SMP which I have no interest in getting into, involves people I don’t know from Dream SMP, or just is shippy or straight-up doesn’t have a premise I’m interested in) or Hermitcraft (I fell behind so I have no idea what’s happening anymore) (but also like Mianite and Aphmau stuff but not as much as used to, but now Dream rules all so), and it just sucks. Like if some of it was Team Crafted fic I would be on board like hell yeah give me that nostalgia juice but it’s so much shit I just don’t know. I love the idea of Minecraft fanfic because there are so many options for the world and you can either make your own characters and you probably have to but then there’s just if you use Steve Alex Herobrine or Notch how they are written depends on the author and I live for that shit it’s a big part of why I read Creepypasta fic it’s because I like when there are different ways characters can be done (not unsympathetic or sympathetic like Patton so much like straight-up different characters) like Herobrine and Notch are the big ones like good vs evil, involved vs not, serious vs comedic, there are so many different ways to play them and I’m so disappointed AO3 doesn’t have much of it and so much of it is just Dream stuff and it usually just isn’t what I’m after in a fic.

The only other fics coming to mind right now are two wildly different fics involving Springtrap x Reader, one of them is being transferred from Wattpad for copy reasons, complete with tiny-ass chapters and that language that’s just so middle-school in the best way possible (like William and Springtrap are different consciousnesses and they way the author describes their struggle at one point is just so similar to a stupid thing I did and I have so much affection for it) and the other is legitimately really really good and the reader-insert has recently found out that Springtrap is William Afton and has murdered many children and they are currently dying multiple times to help his victims pass on because they can see ghosts and it’s actually really good and I have no idea where things are going, reader has currently met up with Michael Afton, currently all purple and dead and stuff, and has learned about remnant (weird-ass shit from modern FNAF lore) and it’s getting wild. I feel like there are two types of FNAF fic, ones in the style of FNAF 3/4 and earlier and ones from maybe 4 onward. Like ones where the lore was basically ‘bad man committed murder against children and they’re possessing the animatronics and that’s why they’re trying to kill you’ and then 4 starts having some more expansive lore ish and then after that it just goes everywhere with remnant and scooping and even more locations and also the books matter probably??? There is this one fic involving Glitchtrap that hasn’t updated in a bit and it’s fun, I like the idea of Glitchtrap and really wish I could read more fic just centered around FNAF VR. Then again, BEN was always one of my favorites and after I stopped being absolutely terrified of Herobrine I really liked his possibilities, maybe I just like the story utility and possible execution of characters with wide-ranging powers over technology and affecting the real world outside of it, IDK.

Ok I’m out of ramble energy, and also topics unless I go more in-depth about specific character options, but my energy is gone so I think that’s the end of it. I typed 3,000 words about fanfictions I’m reading and probably could have talked more about some of them if I wanted. This is my new hyperfixation. I guess. At least I know I have one, it’s reassuring to know for some reason, like for a while I missed how much Pokemon was my life in elementary school and Minecraft was in sixth grade, like it was nice just having something to focus on, though maybe that’s just the college and depression talking.

That was good, I’m glad I did that. Y’all are loved.

If you seriously read this entire thing... Wow. I really appreciate you digitally listening to me talking about random fanfic shit that I like. You’re really really cool.

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vacantbloodbones · 5 years

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The Disappointing Crimes of JKR

so it’s 2 am and I have a fight to finally get home (i’ve been MIA for a while because I needed a vacation tbh) THIS IS A LOOOONG ONE, YOU’VE BEEN WARNED! but on one of my flights I finally got to watch FB2 and it’s taken me a while to gather my thoughts. Like, I knew the disappointing confusion I was signing up for... I had seen SO many YT reviews on the film and from HP fans to just FB1 fans had gathered their opinions... and it was all negative... So I had my apprehension going into watching this (thank fuck it was free) and I’ve got a lot of my own opinions to say... So if you are aware of myself, you know that I actually loved FB1 and how the flow and characters went. Genuinely, I think as a stand alone film it was actually a good, comprehensive piece of story and film; you had exposition, build up, character development, tension, climax and fallout/outro/conclusion... So, what went OH SO WRONG in FB2, in my humble-ass opinion? Well, lets get into this adventure with me, pals... stick with me as I rant my good ol’ heart out, grab some snacks, a drink, maybe some liquor of choice (in my case). In the beginning, there was... well, absolute confusion??? For an entrance into a film, especially a franchise that has a previous film, I firmly believe there needs to be SOMETHING that explains and ties the previous entry to the latest one... Especially since this series hinges on a handful of characters (Newt, Tina, Credence, Grindelwald, and Queenie + Jacob) and to just throw us into Gellert’s VERY confusing transfer to Europe’s Ministry to answer for his crimes... The intro threw me off; there’s a time jump and there’s an extreme LACK of having our previously established characters development and fallout from the first film being EXPLAINED so we (audience) can make a connection to this next entry. Like, Credence’s survival (yes, I’m well aware of the deleted scenes that were actually supposed to be shown at the end of FB1 according to Yates...) because we don’t get to connect the dots on screen of HOW and WHY Credence and his Obscurus survived with the additional information of his Obscurus being HANDLED (like, wasn’t the premise of the previous film the urgency of how this THING was going to KILL him and EVERYONE in NYC?), him finding his adoption paper, getting to Paris and into a travelling circus (which, also... makes no sense??)... We’ll put a pin on that for a bit here... Also, Tina and Newt’s relationship; we really are left wondering how and why they are even romantically involved as the first film established them as strangers to mutual friends at the end... Something that should’ve been shown on screen could’ve been Newt choosing to continue his Beasts studies and books over staying and risking himself being in America for his love interest, Tina. Again, put a pin on that for now... But instead, I just felt the into to the film was as vapid as JKR’s writing when she simply just doesn’t care for CONTINUITY and actually making sense of ANYTHING. But nnnooooo, we just get an hour and a half of meaningless exposition and threads that aren’t even expanded or given closure to... Gellert putting Abernathy as his doppelganger really pissed me off, because we never are shown an inkling as to WHY Abernathy chose or perhaps had always been on Gellert’s side (could’ve even expanded on the idea of Abernathy playing a role in Percival’s capture/implied death in the first film)... Even Seraphina doesn’t mention or show ANYTHING about their most powerful wandless wizard being GONE... he was SOMEONE alive and WORKING in MACUSA for a substantial amount of time... that had connections, powers above anyone, and obvious trust and influence to Seraphina... which also begs the question, why is there such a heavy emphasis on Gellert using his wand magic, when he had been using wandless while impersonating Mr. Graves? Now, to get into another huge issue; character development continuity: How did the time jump from the intro give us very DIFFERENT characters than the one’s we had been introduced, learned to love/hate be turned into vacant shells of all their development? Like, I’m sorry but what in the actual FUCK did JKR do with Queenie’s character? She seemed like a genuinely sweet and subtly powerful witch that used her gifts to her advantage... to this, desperate, powerless, and lost character? The Queenie we were shown had a sparkle for adventure and curiosity that gradually came to admire Jacob and truly was heart broken when his memory was erased--to kidnapping him, putting a love charm against his will, and forcing him to go to London with her? She acted the very opposite of who she is and she seemed to have strong morals to stand by her sister’s side, help no-maj’s out, and using her powers for what she felt was right.... To being hapless in Paris, because she wouldn’t own up to her kidnapping and using magic on Jacob against his will, and then DECIDING to JOIN Gellert’s very VAGUE AND STRANGE CULT. Newt seemed more like a confused boy the entire installment with flashes of him and his abilities with connecting to beasts, thrown into this second installment as a reminder that “fantastic beasts” is in the title of the movie... Also the broken up dialogue; I DIDNT GET A SINGLE STRAIGHT ANSWER IN ANY GODDAMN CONVERSATION HELD BY ANY CHARACTER! like WOW for a two hour+ movie I got ZERO dialogue that made me go ‘ahhh i get it now!’ no, everyone was running away from each other like a grade-school gym dance. Jacob was still, sort of, Jacob... but he and Newt’s friendship didn’t feel authentic in this film as it did in the previous. The banter (or lack thereof) was kind of just a callback to me of saying ‘ahahaha, dont you remember Jacob being funny in the last movie????? well look at this funny moment thats totally not needed!’ EVERYONE AVOIDING EACH OTHER FROM MISCOMMUNICATION LIKE THEYRE TEENAGERS REALLY MADE THE ADULT TONE OF THE LAST FILM JUST FALL FLAT... I had screamed internally every time some interaction happened and then someone RUNS AWAY! like, aren’t they adults??? even HP films has young TEENS being more accountable and willing to talk than every adult in this MOVIE. Lets get into Gellert’s confusing vague cult of reasoning; Gellert’s wishes and aspirations and him killing people and children to comparing his reasoning that he will stop WW2 with his hookah skull... just didn’t make sense, I’ll also add that Gellert’s LACK of character really just pissed me off, like, Voldemort wasn’t revealed until waaaay later and even when he was a face on the back of someone’s bald ass head; made a more CONVINCING and REASONED character with his motives. Gellert just seemed like a casual shit disturber and running a murderous vague cult because Albus won’t do shit and he knows it... He’s like an angsty teenager that never got had someone sit and hug it out type deal. Also, the way he treats his followers and the lack of showing HOW he got so many followers; like, I’m sorry but how did this angsty man-baby get followers???? Oh, right, he used his words that... AGAIN, fall goddamn short even when we FINALLY got to see his “gathering” and “speech” that was so hyped for almost 2 hours... It didn’t make sense to his reasoning or why he was acting out IMHO. Alright, now let’s get to the character introduction... or really, half-assed intro to the many people I COULDNT CARE FOR... Expect my personal surprise with Theseus, we’re introduced to a man that seems more compelling and complex than Gellert (seriously tbh). Somehow we’re led to believe a guy who constantly (as we’re shown) to reach out to Newt that HES the one making their relationship complicated? When it becomes apparent that Leta and Newt are the two with complicated history and Theseus loves them both deeply????? Enough that he just stands back knowing damn well Newt and Leta have a past but he’s secure in his relationship between all both people he just wants them all to get along. Now, I get that Theseus wants Newt to be an Aura, but we’re also shown he has his reasons to help Newt (ultimately); Theseus showed more character development than ANYONE in this ENTIRE MOVIE (well Albus is second in this) but him CHASING HIS BROTHER TO GET ANSWERS is somehow ‘BAD TEMPER’ according to Tina... like really, almost all the female characters were lacking level-headed sanity purposely written by JKR so I would resent the characters I had grown to actually like???? Nagini is just thrown into the plot as a mother-like figure for Credence but Credence is displayed as some selfish man-child, he can’t reason with Nagini and it leads to their strange relationship ending with Nagini feeling betrayed. And then there’s Leta and her over-played storyline to be cut short by her sacrifice that literally didn’t do anything for the plot but make me want to punch a wall because Theseus is left with a broken heart and a brother who will ditch him in a minute to talk to Albus... There were other characters that were so lacking in development that if any or all of them died, I felt like I could still sleep like a baby knowing that JKR had made such shitty vapid characters and lack of development, I felt NOTHING for practically everyone. Albus, Theseus, and Queenie had the most emotional complexity but even then, I’m giving them kudos because everything else was lacking so much I clung onto whoever threw an emotional fit first. The whole dynamic between Albus, Gellert, and Credence really just angered me. Red herring the entire premise of Credence wanting to know his identity so DESPERATELY he was willing to join Gellert’s vague emo posse of a cult, only to be revealed as not a Lestrange (which we had been hyped tf up to know) as, instead, THE BRO ALBUS AND NOBODY IN THE HP UNIVERSE APPARENTLY KNEW OR WAS EVER EXPLAINED JUST WHY ALBUS’ BABY BROTHER IS ON A BOAT TO AMERICA (i’M GUESSING THIS EXPOSITION WILL BE EXCRUCIATINGLY TOLD ONLY TO BE SOME OTHER LIE AND BAM CREE IS DEAD)???? But YES lets not elaborate on the queer baiting of Credence, Albus, and Gellert... JKR just wanted to hype us up for nothing and all of Credence’s development and complexity is summed up to ‘lol ur a dumbledore, cree’ really is a slap to the face. Albus being trapped a majority at the school was a half-ass way for us to not have Albus confront Credence to get him to fin d his answers at Hogwarts... Lets be real. But basically, everyone wasn’t themselves, people we were introduced to were flatlined or placed in stereotypical tropes, and every exposition turn was a red herring thats never elaborated on or concluded... the lack of goddamn comprehensive dialogue, and we got queer baited by the ever infamous JKR.... and my final take: WHERE THE FUCK IS PERCIVAL GRAVES????? So, this was my long-ass ranting about this movie and why I probably watched it for the criminal reasoning to hurt myself and be disappointed in the end... Was i surprised? NO. Am I going to watch the next installment... maybe... just for closure to this epic failure of a second installment. Thanks for making it to the end, I hope this was less painful than the actual film.

#crimes of grindelwald #fantastic beasts #FB2 #spoilers #rant #thanks for tuning in #cog spoilers

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bleedpure · 6 years

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mark lee vc: LEZ GEDDIT ! i’m al or ally, i’m nineteen, i’m in the cst timezone aka the midwest, so u know what that means ! it sucks ! i don’t even know how to transition out of that. i’m so bad at talking about myself, so i think we’re just gonna not do that....... we’ll talk about seulki instead, which i can assure u he’s 100% more interesting than i will ever be ! u can find his info under the cut and if u wanna plot hit that like button and i’ll come to u or u can hit me up on d*scord ( which i would love tbh bc it’s easier than tumblr ims ) @ the jonas brothers did that#7625. okay, onto the intro !

- ̗̀✰ • 【 LEE MINHO, CISMALE, HE/HIM 】 ❝ did you see KIM SEULKI on the train back to hogwarts? they’re a HALF-BREED (VAMPIRE) in their THIRD year as a TWENTY year old RAVENCLAW. apparently they’re the ENIGMA around the grounds; most likely because they give off an aura of DROPLETS OF CRIMSON LIQUID DRIPPING OFF PEARLY WHITE FANGS, FORM FITTING JEANS THAT HUG JUST THE RIGHT SPOTS, HEART SHAPED LIPS CURLING INTO A DEVILISH SMILE, THE FEELING OF A PIANO PLAYING EERILY IN THE ROOM NEXT DOOR. of all the social media platforms, they’re definitely most obsessed with their INSTAGRAM; probably because they’re ELOQUENT, but also MANIPULATIVE. however, on the new manifest app in mr. carlos’ english class, they’ve already managed to anonymously steal the username: BLOODLUST.

ALSO ! if u want a better look at him, u can check out his pinterest board here ( follow me too that’d be so sexy of u ) !

information.

i’m gonna just do this in bullet points bc i’m lazy and have had a really long week so if it’s choppy.... i am so sorry u are just gonna have to deal w it KMSKSMK

seulki was born in seoul, south korea to a kang insoo, a wizard man, and kim eunbin, a vampire woman, seulki himself being her first born

he doesn’t remember much of his own father, the only image he has of him is his bloodied corpse after his mother ripped his throat out when he was five years old

she was a cruel woman is what he had learned from that moment on

most half-breeds are misunderstood creatures, but the kim line of vampires were the monsters they told u abt in horror stories, the ones that hid under ur bed and took u from ur room in the depths of the night

being descendants of vlad the impaler, yes he really was a vampire!, had death and destruction lacing through their veins, darkness and deceit wrapping around their bodies

growing up, he watched his mother give birth to three more children, all of which were full fledged vampires, unlike himself

at first, he never let it bother him, he was raised up to be a vampire, to let the magic gene within him go dormant. he fed off humans and shed the blood of other’s with the influence of his mother, but even being her puppet was never enough for her

secretly, she had always resented her falling in love with a wizard, a human, someone that wasn’t of their own kind. because she did actually fall in love with him, only to be blindsided by her own family, a powerful clan of vampires pulling who she was and who she had always been out of her

because of the resentment matted in between her bones, the anger and frustration of her family ruining her life, of insoo ruining her life, she began to see the human traits within seulki even more often than not, creating a drift and a barrier between the two of them

seulki was the eldest brother, the one who took it upon himself to help raise them, to protect them, to never let their bright souls be diminished by the thought that they were monsters. they loved him and he loved them, but his mother didn’t like that

she didn’t like how they cared for each other because they cared for each other more than they cared for her. she was selfish, wanting the love she never was able to receive, wanted to feel smth for all that she didn’t

his mother hadn’t been fond of him for a while, only using him to do her bidding and while him and his siblings got closer and closer, she got angrier, knowing that they were each others’ heartbeats and she wasn’t included in that

so because of her selfish and deranged nature, she wanted to eliminate her younger children to cause torment to seulki. ganging up on the children one night with the intent to kill them, but she didn’t get as far as she wanted to

she severely injured her second oldest, giving a few scratches the the other’s before seulki came in, eyes black and charging towards his mother. it was a bloodbath after that, the two youngest pulling their sister to safety as they called for seulki

their cries and calls snapped him out of his loss of humanity and in front of him was his injured, but not dead mother unconscious. it was then that he took his chance, packing whatever he could that was valuable and fled with his siblings

they spent time spent a long time running, bouncing from city to city more bloodshed falling onto seulki’s hands to protect the only people he held dear to him and he would do anything for them.

he struggled a lot actually with maintaining his humanity as it would slip from time to time due to the trauma even if he had his siblings to tether him down. at some point, seulki, while strong, felt himself getting exhausted from being on the run and it was when they’d found themselves in scotland being found by hagrid of all people offering seulki a place at hogwarts and his siblings a place in his hut

at first, seulki declined, not fully trusting the man with his siblings even though he would be right in the castle near by. but, after some thought and the push of the second oldest, they accepted the offer and seulki’s been attending hogwarts since he was eighteen and his siblings have found a residence with hagrid

tidbits.

he ages like a normal human up until he’s twenty-one when he quits aging and begins the phase of immortality.

seulki can and will drink blood to survive, but if he goes without it it’s not detrimental to him until he quits aging altogether which means he can eat regular food, he actually quite enjoys it.

he has fangs, he can go out into sunlight, but not for an excessive amount of time or he’ll get a rash. seulki does have inhuman speed and strength, but nothing overpowering u know? when he loses his humanity, his eyes go full black and when the vampire takes him over, his eyes are red, and his regular eye color is brown.

losing his humanity means he loses his heartbeat, most of the time either due to losing the things or people that make his heart beat or from intense and severe anger or negative emotions such as the like. though, it can be voluntarily done as well by switching it off ( kind of like tvd . . . fucking disgusting ). but, seulki being only half-vampire has an easier time, unlike his siblings, to regain his heartbeat back and for his humanity to fluctuate when it’s lost because of his human side. his siblings are his heartbeats actually, so that’s where the intense need to protect them comes from as well as just being their brother.

seulki is a Big Bi ! loves it fucking all.

he’s not super great at magic since his magic gene was pretty dormant until he came to hogwarts, so he’s pretty much just skirting by at this point.

his siblings mean the world to him, he would do absolutely anything for them and wouldn’t let a single person harm a hair on their heads. but ! no one knows they exist, though i’m sure if there were special people in his life they might !

while he sleeps around a lot . . . he’s a secret romantic. he’s always wanted to find love, but it way too terrified of it.

oh yeah he has a blood kink............ that’s important ig

personality.

seulki is definitely an interesting person. he’s wise and intelligent, having been through a lot in his life. he’s eloquent and good with his words, most would call him honey-tongued because of how he can persuade almost anyone to do what he says. seulki is kind of a dick or well, like a suave dick. he’s charming and flirty, his signature is a smirk and like arms crossed as he leans against a doorway u know? seulki is uh. how do i put this? kind of a whore. he doesn’t tend to care about others which is deep rooted in the fact that he’s never felt real love . . . his own mother hated him to the core. he’s overprotective of the people he cares about and will do absolutely anything for them. he’s an ass if i didn’t mention that before, it’s to protect himself and his siblings from ever being hurt again because he’s so terrified of letting people in for them to just tear him down in the process. he’s guarded and u never know what he’s thinking because he doesn’t show it on his face or let u know. UH I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY MY BRAIN DOESN’T WORK............ he’s p manipulative............. uh he cares a lot. but deep down and he doesn’t want ppl to know that........... he’s definitely a Big Brother type when he cares abt u, makes sure u’ve eaten, makes sure ur warm and are comfortable....... yeah idk that’s it i’m done

wanted plots.

A HEARTBEAT ! — whether platonic or romantic, this would be someone who, just like seulki’s siblings, makes his heart beat thus keeping his humanity in check, they would be a WHOLE, WHOLE lot to him.

A TUTOR ! — as i mentioned earlier, seulki isn’t super well versed when it comes to magic, he’s not very good at it and it’s hard for him to navigate sometimes, so having someone to help him get his mf grades up would be lovely !

AN EX ! — obviously, this didn’t go down well because seulki is terrified of commitment and people getting close to him. it could play out in so many ways, so if it sparks ur interest we can chat !

A ROOMMATE ! — so which sucker is gonna have to live with the vampire who has a blood kink ?

A BEST FRIEND ! — obviously this is pretty self explanatory, this would be someone that seulki trusts with probably his life and they mean a lot to him, even if he’s bad at showing it.

LOVE/HATE ! — bruh give me that good shit. these two can’t stand each other, but because of that it’s formed some sort of fondness where if anyone is messing with the other they’re like who tf are u that’s my job !

A BAD INFLUENCE / GOOD INFLUENCE ! — self explantory . . . someone be a good influence for seulki and let him be a bad influence for someone else.

AN UNREQUITED CRUSH ! — my friend gave me the idea to maybe have someone have a cute little crush on seulki . . . and i was like but that’s SO sad........ then i was like u know what i love pain so here we are........ also could be requited we shall see !

FUCK BUDDIES, FRIENDS/ENEMIES WITH BENEFITS, FLINGS ! — i’m just getting lazy at this point to explain this shit . . . fuck him, let him fuck u he’s a true vers my friends.

OTHERS ! — cuddle buddy, old friends, confidant, rivals, skinny love, annoyances, a brother/sister type of relationship, and if there’s anything else we can just vibe ! tbh we don’t even have to do anything from this list, whatever fits the muses, these are just ideas !

#mhq:intros #°࿐ ✦ ༉ 𝓐. ooc ﹠ 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙠𝙪𝙨𝙝 .#huh. can't believe y'all have to read this...... i feel bad for u all #also i didn't proofread this so just go w it

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seungmin-jpeg · 6 years

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Slytherin!Changbin

House: Slytherin

Favorite Class: astronomy

Patronus: Occamy

Pureblood

Okay so

Changbinnie

Mr. slytherin from one of the purest pureblood family’s around

Naturally it comes with its stigmas

But changbins not about that

Loves the atmosphere of slytherin house

Like its just right up his alley

The green tinge that filters in through the lake

The dark furniture

He’s living in slytherin house tbh

Plus he looks fantastic in that green accented robe you know it

Um but then like

In his actual dorm room

He 100% has his gyu plushie sitting on his bed

And you can bet all your money that he has the cutest looking owl

Im talking Northern saw-whet owl

Has the cutest pygmy puff

Named puffles or something cute and cliche like that

Literally changbin is so pure and soft

But no one in slytherin house dare mess with him

Because they’ve seen him mad before

They’re not going to mess with the dark aura filled boy again

Some stupids decided to pick on felix one day because the poor boy was a lost and confused muggle born first year

And naturally hadn’t even cracked open Hogwarts: A History before coming to school

And changbin caught wind of this

And lets just say

Shit got real

No one ever messed with changbin

Or any of his friends ever again

Discovered muggle horror movies thanks to felix

And one summer in between school years the two of them binge watched every horror movie out there per changbins request

Felix couldn’t sleep for a month after that but changbin was more than pleased he had discovered thousands of new worlds in movies

Muggles sure were creative

Probably plays for the quidditch team at some point during his time at Hogwarts

He wasn’t like jaw dropping good

But he wasnt bad either

Made a really good chaser

Totally loves the idea of becoming a wizard tattoo artist

like designing tattoos and enhancing them to move around

Or do various things

Changbin was all over it

Helps chan and woojin out with the frog choir every now and then but turned them down every year when it comes to joining

Over time got pretty clingie with hyunjin

Which lead to making lots of gryffindor friends

And he’d be lying if changbin said he’d never been to gryffindor's common room before

To be fair

It was on break

And no one was really at school save a few

Hyunjin and changbin being some of those few

And neither of them wanted to be alone

So hyunjin kinda smuggled changbin in for a while

Totally uses the secret passageways and stuff around hogwarts

Some 6th year had told changbin about them like his second year

And he uses them all the time

Probably more than he needs too

Actually has a lot of cute nicknames around the school

And doesnt mind them at all

He’s that slytherin that doesnt seem anything like a slytherin but then at the same time is the walking definition of a slytherin

His all of it and none of it at the same time

Which is what makes him such a good friend

And such a wonderful person to have around hogwarts and in slytherin

#straykidznet #sk-writersnet #stray kids #skz #changbin #seo changbin #slytherin!changbin #hp aus #skz hp au #bulleted #moodboard #hp moodboard #harry potter moodboard #series #my.post #my.writing

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imagine-marvelously · 6 years

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Below the Mask: Obvious Fracture

Pairing: OC x Loki

Word count: 2,236 (long, worth it)

Timeline: We are going to pretend everyone survives Infinity War in 2019 and Loki is brought back and all is good. This takes place in 2021, ish. May change. Oh, and like June. I need to be specific, you’ll see why.

Summary: Loki insists on going to the same magic shop practically every day; the shop owner isn’t the fondest of his bizarre insistence and behavior.

Quick Note: Hey, new blog here. Will write any and all marvel, but mostly Loki, tbh.

The familiar jingle of the door forces Estella to stand up rapidly in order to greet her customer, especially because this visitor does not feel like a regular. Summer can throw off auras, but unlikely As she does so, however, she bumps her head on the counter. Never the one for being graceful, at least she can take pride in being named ‘Star’.

Literally.

“Hi, uh, welcome to Illusive Arts, can I help you with - ah,” one of the two cats that linger around the store jumps on her shoulder, patting their paw right where she it her head. Of course he just wants to help. “- anything?”

The stranger looks amused at the sight before him. A girl of just over 5’ pulling calico cat off her unbuttoned flannel while also fighting off the growing bump on her forehead. Though her thick, wavy, chestnut hair is covering it, he can see it already forming. Her across the forehead bangs become uneven looking as she places the cat on the ground, gravity working against them.

“Jungo, go bother your sister or something,” Estella hisses, shoving the cat away.

The cat meows loudly in response, bolting away to find his sister.

As she turns to look forward again, she is surprised to see the stranger already at her little desk in which she is leaning against. The clothes are already a little out of place - not witchy like the enthusiasts; not formal like the real sorcerers and such that come in; not plain like the randoms that just wander in; the clothes are a combination of witchy and superhero-y: weird leather pants with a green v-neck and a skin of some form vest. He looks a tad familiar now that she is closer - dark, black, curly hair; a pale defined face; vibrant green - maybe blue? - eyes; tall; lean but muscular… and using a very poor masking spell. The shimmer around his face breaking every time a muscle moves. The spell is intended to keep people from just being confused enough to not be able to tell who he is. Estella smiles.

It’s Loki. And while she could just say she knows who he is, she’d rather play along. He must be in time out if he is using such a spell.

“So, may I help you?” Estella repeats, placing her right elbow onto the table to support her head with her right hand.

“I think I am just browsing for today, but thank you. I will let you know,” Loki grins playfully.

Oh yeah. Definitely him. The crack in the spell is beyond obvious when he grins.

As he walks towards the bookshelves to the right of her, she shakes her head. People have said he is amazing at magic, a danger that should be watched out for. She is in a bit of disbelief. The man can’t even do a proper masking spell.

After an hour of meandering, he leaves empty handed.

The same thing happens for nearly three weeks, save Mondays: he comes in, he meanders through her shop, he leaves with nothing.

While Estella shouldn’t inherently be bothered by this, something about his visits does bother her. Most regular visitors who leave empty handed look at different things all the time and come every few weeks, not every day. Something isn’t adding up.

So the next night, a Friday, when the shop is technically supposed to be closed due to the full moon, Estella opens it just before he comes in. And once he wanders past the first layer of bookshelves, she begins to close her shop.

Locked door, check. Closed blinds, check. Open sign off, check. Cats somewhere out of the way, possibly. She leans against the door, waiting just a few more minutes.

About five minutes into wandering he always stops in front of the Nature Magic section, so she speeds off to there, not wanting to give away her abilities immediately. It’s in the back of all the rows, up all the stairs. For each row, there is a set of five stairs.

“Why this is new,” Loki muses, placing one of the many books down as Estella turns the corner.

“Why do you keep coming into my shop?” She demands, stopping barely a foot from him. Maybe panting a little.

“Because I like it.”

Estella crosses her arms. He’s lying. “No. That’s not true. Why do you come every day at the same time doing practically the same thing?”

“I enjoy routine.” Loki shrugs and turns to her. The masking is crackling more; he is losing his grip on it.

“Possibly. But why my shop?”

“My friend, uh, Dr. Strange suggested it to me.” He nods, satisfied with his answer.

Estella narrows her brown eyes. Strange rarely comes in here - he has everything he needs at his fingertips and can access anything almost immediately. Something about Loki coming to her shop every single day is off, really off.

“Lies. You are lying.” She steps closer.

“I am not!” He protests, crossing his arms.

“Have you seen anything wonder woman related? Cause I have something very similar to her truth lasso or whatever it’s called and I will get it and I will use it on you.” Your threat is very real and you can conjure it in seconds. And it will work on the God of Lies.

“No, I haven’t.”

“Well horrible masking isn’t enough. If you are going to ever fit in, my dear Loki, you need to catch up on mortal pop culture as well,” Estella accuses, quickly conjuring a chair.

Before Loki can even protest that he is Loki, he is stuck sitting on the chair, bound to it by some mystic, unseeable chain. Hands stuck together behind him by something sticky - magical tape possibly? - and unmoving. The masking drops entirely; any shimmer left over gone. Something not even he can slither out of, though he tries first by struggling against. The girl stares down at him. Why is he so desperate to constantly be in her store? Why her store? This bothers her to no end.

Her right hand grabs an empty hex bag off the wall, tucking it away in the back pocket of her jeans. Hopefully she won’t need it.

While Loki continues to try and squirm out of a very, very tough chain, Estella continues to look him over. Why her store? Why her store? Why her st-

“Oh,” Estella realizes. “You can feel auras, no?”

Loki stops squirming just to look at her. His piercing eyes that were green moments ago look more blue now. He’s angry, very angry. But he also feels very powerless. And tired… these chains must have some kind of spell as well.

“Yes,” he spits.

“So you know this is a place Dr. Strange occasionally visits. But when you first came here you felt the aura of a typical magic shop - one run by a lower level witch or something, but Dr. Strange is not one to shop local business. When you entered you saw and explored real, intensive magic. The outside aura didn’t match the inside aura. You kept coming back to try and figure out why… am I wrong?”

Estella squats down so that her face is level with his stomach. She glances up at him with a soft smile as he turns his head to glare down at her.

“No, you are not wrong.”

“Well, Loki. Real masking and cloaking spells can do wonders. Most real witches, wizards, sorcerers, whatever you wish to call the, ignore my shop. The idea of entering is distasteful to them once they feel the energy of the shop. But you entered because a powerful sorcerer occasionally came here and you just had to know why.”

“Are you going to turn me in or whatever?” Loki asks, rolling his head back. “I’m assuming you can tell I ought to be watched.”

Estella stands up and pats his leg. “Gods no. You need help, clearly. Your masking is horrible, no offense and if you were to ever get in a fight with a real witch or warlock or whatever, you would lose. There is more than Asgardian spells you need to know if you are going to survive out here…”

He straightens back up. Though he tries to hide it, his face is covered in worry. “What do you mean by that?”

“Let’s just say I have a few eyes and ears out there and many are not the fondest of you. And you’ve seen what I can do, and by no means am I the most powerful. And I just chained you to a chair, unable to use magic.” Estella shrugs. “Tomorrow, same time as usual. Be here. We are going to be working on your masking skills. Human magic is likely the best way to go about it since you are on Earth, but I’ll look through some of my notes.”

With a double blink of her eyes Loki is released and the chair is gone. Without the support he stumbles, falling flat on his butt. Estella offers her hand. Loki takes it, surprised by her strength as she pulls him upright. He should be embarrassed; to be entirely honest, however, he is a bit turned on by her magical ability and her little bit of bondage.

“But why help me?” Loki murmurs, eyes slitted. He isn’t sure if he can trust the girl.

In the low light her chapped lips look smooth, dark brown eyes nearly black. It is in the close proximity when he isn’t trying to get himself away that he finally inhales her scent - something he has since ignored. Estella smells heavily of singed and burned… everything. Wood, flowers, animals, clothes, hair, skin… Loki quickly assumes she works heavily with fire and electricity, two of the things that cause those smells. But blood too lingers on her. Blood mix with cedar and pine and various venoms…

Estella swallows heavily when she realizes Loki is picking up on the various scents stuck on her. “I think we can help each other.”

She makes direct eye contact with Loki.

“I have a feeling I will quite enjoy working with you,” Loki smiles.

He begins to walk away, moving past the much smaller girl, who is trying not to over think is words.

When Loki walks into the common level, he does not expect to be greeted with anyone. Especially not Tony, Nick, and Maria sitting at the table straight ahead. All three have stern looks on their faces, eyes watching him walk off the elevator.

“Sit, Reindeer Games,” Tony commands, gesturing to the empty chair at the head of the table.

“What is this?” Loki growls, stomping over to sit at the table.

“Well, you are on probation. You leave only with someone with you. However, you were in the library, according to a video feed and tracker feedback at 10:23 PM…” Fury begins. Maria holds the tablet up so Loki can watch. “But at 10:24 you vanished, in a flash of flight. Your tracker went haywire and we couldn’t find you anywhere.”

Loki closes his eyes. That blasted girl destroyed his illusion and bounced his tracker. While impressed, he may have just gotten himself in a temporary cell because some mortal decided to chain him up. “Witch,” he mumbles under his breath.

“What was that?” Tony asks. “Witch? You mean like you used your own magic, which you are prohibited from doing, and got caught?”

Loki opens his eyes and sits upright, slamming his hand on the table. “No, you idiot. Witch. As in I was using magic so I could leave this godforsaken prison without someone but some witch decided to chain me up and berate me with questions!”

Maria and Nick glance to each other. Tony sits back, unsure how to respond.

“What you are saying is there is someone out there who is stronger than you?” Maria confirms.

Loki grits his teeth and turns his head to you. “There are several, according to her. And I’m a target, beyond the ones you guys think I have on me. The magic users of Earth aren’t fond of me, apparently.”

“Not the only ones. You are back down to not leaving the tower, period. A guard will be assigned. Do not test us further,” Nick announces.

Loki pushes back from the table, storming off towards the elevator. He wanted a late snack and was served disappointment and frustration instead. Not like it mattered, he is often less hungry as of late.

The God flings his door open, ready to strip himself of his clothes and go to bed, only to see a small, leather-bound book, three hex bags, a small bowl and a large black bag on his bed. He approaches it cautiously. After the warning that many other magic users are after him, much better than the girl, he has to admit such items are worrisome. Folded neatly on top of the book is a folded note on a torn out piece of notebook paper. He snatches it, scared someone might be watching. Loki still opens it, reading it slowly.

“Thought this may be helpful. Page 20-27, read then do. See you tomorrow night.”

Though the God has never seen the girl’s handwriting, he knows this had to be the witch’s.

With a big grin, he dives right in.

A/N: Let me know if you enjoyed it, if I made made mistakes (probably did, reading my own writing makes me overlook things), or any other feedback.

#loki imagine #loki x oc #loki (marvel)#loki fanfic #loki fanfiction #post infinity war #everything is fine #loki laufeyson #loki x you #loki x reader #below the mask #loki is a witch #no one can tell me otherwise #marvel imagine #avengers imagine

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––– penned by dee, 19, she/her, & gmt. did i just spy AURELIA LOVEGOOD traversing through divinus' hallways? SHE is a FIRST YEAR and were a student of HOGWARTS before attending divinus. i think of BRIGHT COLOURS, VIBRANT LAUGHTER, NEON SIGNS, A LATE NIGHT ADVENTURE, NOT BEING ABLE TO FALL ASLEEP, SINGING ALONG TO YOUR FAVOURITE SONG LOUDLY whenever their name is mentioned. if i'm not mistaken, they turned TWENTY earlier this year and are a CIS FEMALE. their face reminds me of JUNG JINSOUL. with rising tensions in the wizarding world, i heard a rumor that they were NEUTRAL TOWARDS the knights of walpurgis.

links :: stats, pinterest

hello everyone! i’m dee and i’m rly excited to be a part of this group and i can’t wait to rp with u all! so here’s my daughter aurelia, i’ll probs be too lazy to do a wc page for her but hmu for plots anyway, because i’m looking for all kinds of connections!

----- history ;;

aurelia was born to a pureblood wizard and a muggle woman. her mother died while giving birth to aurelia due to complications and she, along with her two older siblings were raised by their father. it wasn’t easy -- although he was trying his best, the death of his wife affected him too much.

aura always wondered what her mother was like - she didn’t miss her. she couldn’t miss someone she’s never met, but she wanted to know more about her. however, everytime she was mentioned, her father got angry or sad, depending on his mood, so aura learned it’s best not to ask anymore.

at hogwarts, aurelia got sorted into ravenclaw which came as no surprise to most people that knew her. she’d always been clever and very curious, always experimenting with spells and potions, something she’d inherited from her father. though he did stop with his experiments after his wife passed away.

aura was quite surprised to find out that some people were giving her a hard time because of her blood status. muggles have always fascinated the girl and she didn’t understand why others despised them so much. she did her best to ignore the bullying and brush it off.

aurelia, being quite open-minded and easy to get along with, made lots of different friends at hogwarts. her social circle was quite diverse. despite knowing lots of people, she didn’t really have any close friends, with a few exceptions. aura has always been emotionally distant and has trouble creating meaningful bonds and letting people close to her.

in her teenage years, aurelia has discovered that she’s also attracted to girls. being bisexual is something she was open about, despite lots of people finding it outrageous.

she’s had a few relationships with both girls and guys, but nothing too serious. aura always made sure to disappear before things got real.

after graduating, lia felt lost. she had no idea what she wanted to do with her life, so without a warning, she left her home town and went on to travel around europe and later on east asia - meet some new people, visit some new places and find herself.

two years later, when aurelia turned twenty, she decided to pursue a higher education at divinus university. she knows that things are getting worse in the wizarding world with the rising tensions between purebloods and muggleborns, but as of now, aura would rather not get involved. however, how long will this last before she has to?

----- personality ;;

aurelia is a quite impulsive and spontaneous person. doesn’t really think before she acts, which ends up in her doing the most random (or in some cases, stupid) things ever. she believes that life should be enjoyed and people should be free to do as they wish.. so it’s what she does.

a very curious person and loves learning. knows a random fact about almost anything which she will bring up at the most inappropriate time

generally a nice person, has no problem approaching people. always laughing and having fun

doesn’t really share much about herself. aurelia can create a false sense of intimacy and have the person think they actually know her and are good friends, but that’s not the case. she’s very unreliable and often disappears, sometimes for weeks. it’s something she does unintentionally.

which is also why she’s not good at relationships. as i mentioned before, relationships and intimacy is not something she’s good at. she’d be like.. i know we shagged but cuddling?? that’s too intimate

doesn’t know how to deal with feelings.. hers or others. the moment things get too.. tense or emotional she’s like yeet i’m outta here

doesn’t really care about what others think of her and does whatever she wants, often dressing in an unconventional way or blurting out the weirdest stuff at the most inappropriate times. but this also leads to people not taking her seriously, sometimes she wishes she would be more than the weird girl with the crazy hair and fashion sense that everybody could have fun with.

also deep down aurelia is lowkey worried about not doing anything meaningful with her life. like sure, being free and having fun is nice, but will she be able to do this her whole life?

seems and is kind of an airhead, but tbh she’s really smart. her grades at hogwarts were good despite her not studying much. she’s also invented some of her own spells and potions. her problem is that she gets bored and distracted easily. talking to her is kind of like channel surfing.

some wanted connections: her best friend, the only person she doesn’t ghost and knows when she yeets off to japan or whatever. they’ve known each other forever and are pretty close, one of the few people aurelia truly opens up to ;; a more responsible friend, someone who grounds her and calls her out on her bullshit ;; exes, i feel like we could do something angsty here?? but they could’ve also ended up on good terms ;; friends with benefits ;; a party buddy ;; partner in crime, someone who does dumb shit with her basically ;; enemies.. tbh people who hate her, aurelia is too chill to hate anyone ;; literally anything else!

#divinusintro

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iristial · 6 years

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SS/Kamen Rider Ramble #124: Two-in-One Package Deal. Complete. - Kamen Rider Zi-O Episode 6

I hate trying to get good screenshots but Zi-O is getting good. That is all I can say at this point

I know Takumi is here to stop Kusaka but…it just looks like he’s hugging him…guess they have to be careful now because Takumi and Kusaka look like they could break if you shove them hard enough

I feel really bad for Ohsugi-sensei’s actor because the suspenders probably don’t hurt him but when I see how much he’s aged and how LOUD the suspenders snap…ouch…

Geiz and Tsukuyomi are so insistent on keeping their baby buckles and white shawl regardless of what they wear because Geiz is wearing what I thought was a Hawaiian shirt and Tsukuyomi is wearing a new lace white dress. New clothes from Sougo’s uncle?

Btw I know Uncle Tokiwa is probably timing his talk about new parts inside an old body without purpose BUT toku has taught me that your enemies are quite literally close by. I wonder if he has ulterior motives…

Another person has been added to the list of “Sougo is insane for wanting to be a king” – the girl who got thrown off the building the other week (I already forgot her name, drat) and even Takumi looks at Sougo like he has a problem XD Oh dear…

So you spied on her for four hours…and realized something’s wrong because she didn’t go to the bathroom once. Uh…that’s a really weird assumption – to me, at least, because I can manage over four hours of not going to the bathroom…

SOUGO PLEASE USE HONORIFICS WHEN TALKING TO TAKUMI I’M LIKE WONDERING RIGHT NOW

Takumi…is so old now…I mean obviously since it’s been like fifteen years since he was around twenty but whoa…I can’t believe he kept his very long hair, it even gives him a hair flip like a shampoo commercial. He’s so much…calmer, his voice is deeper, he even owns his own dry cleaning/laundry business (he adopted Keitaro’s dreams) and yet he’s still a nekojita (cat’s tongue) XD Even fifteen years later and he still can’t eat/drink hot food

Question: Does Takumi have his memories or no? It hasn’t been made clear if he recalls about being a Kamen Rider

FAIZ IN HD IT’S MARI/YURIA HAGA!!!! But seriously, I’ve been wondering…if the Kamen Riders are gone, who fights their respective monsters? DID MARI GET CRUSHED TO DEATH?

I still hate Kusaka tbh (a call back to his neck break from Faiz was probably the only continuity I could get) but his intentions were slightly nobler this time around. Turns out the Another Rider is actually a dude who’s been suffering guilt for the past fifteen years after failing to meet up with his friend who died in a car accident (they even did the death bed scene like they did with Mari…sheesh…). By obtaining the power of Faiz in 2003 via Aura, he’s been feeding off the energy of eighteen year old Libras to revive her. This…gives very heavy Wizard Koyomi vibes… Anyway, I can’t believe they’re sort-of alumni of the Ryusei Private School, hence why Kusaka was trying to kill the girl so that 1) the monster could finally give up and 2) pay some service to the classmates he couldn’t save. I mean, it is noble but at the same time it’s not very ethic friendly because imagine the ideas kids might get

Takumi calling Kusaka a friend was really weird because I was sure the former hated Kusaka’s guts and was the only one who knew his true nature out of Keitaro and Mari…I have nothing against the actor but the character is just AGH and has not aged well – okay, it sounds like I’m insulting his actor but I think his actor is a nice guy and looks don’t matter in his case, but in Kusaka’s case looks matter for me

Has Kusaka always called Takumi ‘Inui’? I can’t remember

When he walks away at the end, Kusaka looks like he’s doing some runway model thing…maybe it’s because he’s still so skinny

Aura is so pretty, I love that feather to her hair/ear

Guess the return of the Faiz guys doesn’t stop Inoue’s love for miscommunication, even if the man isn’t writing this episode because another misunderstanding occurs between Takumi and Kusaka -_-

I just realized but this episode confirmed that Geiz and Sougo won’t have access to secondary Rider powers barring Ryuuga’s -_- Like…what about Meteor, Ready? And what about all those other third, fourth, fifth, sixth, whatever Riders??? WILL I GET POPPY PIPOPAPO’S MAGICAL GIRL WATCH ON SCREEN

Neato, there’s a change in the “main Rider uses main Rider powers” because Geiz is the one who heads off to 2003 while Sougo annihilates Fourze again in 2018? 2011? I don’t what year they’re working with right now like – wait, aren’t Another Riders supposed to be defeated in the original timeline? But then again it’s possible the first attempt allowed that rule to be broken – AGH THIS ISN’T A PLOT HOLE RIGHT

Woz didn’t appear T.T But it looks he is next week and – is kind of being a jerk to Geiz, hm…what do you mean about reminding Geiz that he doesn’t need friends or something along those lines…I blame your actor for being so good looking

I think this confirms he only reserves ham announcements for his Oma Zi-O in training

Let me just appreciate how the main Rider powers are being shared between Sougo and Geiz? In the past, whenever a main Rider of the previous seasons had their power used, it was always the main Rider of the current season who got to use them. And also, while I love Build and that the secondary + third + fourth Rider did get to use the transformation trinkets Sento did, in the end Sento ended up hoarding most of the Bottles or the Bottles were in the Pandora Box in some form. Even when the other Riders used other Bottles, their base forms didn’t change and that could be because the Build System was designed for that purpose but still, I like that this season demonstrates a sort of “sharing is caring” message

The CGI is so incredible this season because I am really loving that revolving clock background that gets fixed in place when Geiz and Sougo spin their Ziku Drivers – and THE ROLLING LEONARDO WHATEVER CGI IS SO GOOD, PERFECT WATCH BARRIERS!!

I love the sound that emits when they first activate the Ziku Driver - the ticking of a digital clock

So the transformation trinkets of the main series form the shoulder pads, huh, that’s pretty creative

Geiz. Is. Badass. Old school Rider, whatever, you are awesome

Sougo is unique and that makes him a great main Rider *thumbs up* I’m actually getting fond of his messed up Kamen Rider finishers

The ending oh GOSH the ending – they couldn’t undo Karin’s death – NOW I REMEMBER HER NAME – and she disappears into the light as she asks her friend to now live for himself rather than waste his life away…This has to be one of those times where a Rider failed to save someone in the Neo-Heisei era, discounting those buildings collapsing and all that

I cried. Dude, I cried

I’m actually worried for her friend’s mental health, I hope he gets counselling (this is where I am super ticked off at how mental health is such a taboo topic in Korea and possibly Japan because IGNORING IT WON’T SOLVE THE PROBLEM)

Aw Sougo thinks of Geiz as a friend while the latter is still so tsundere

I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO FORGET THE WHOLE ‘HAND THE WATCH TO THE PAST SELF’ TIME LOOP BUT THEN TURNS OUT SOUGO JUST FORGOT AND TSUKUYOMI LOOKS DONE OTL XD

The minute they put sugar donuts on the table I knew it was going to be Wizard YES

Bummer that Haruto isn’t coming T.T But I suppose the stand-in actor for his hand and beautiful ring – how long has it been since I heard please – is close enough

YO WHAT IS HAPPENING NEXT WEEK THIS TRAILER IS MAKING ME GO

SO IS WIZARD A PHANTOM NOW

WHY IS WOZ KIND OF A JERK HERE

IS GEIZ GOING TO ATTACK SOUGO AGAIN

SO IT’S NITOH WHO’S COMING BACK HUH

WHAT WHY WHAT HAPPENED TO TSUKUYOMI PLEASE DON’T TELL ME SHE’S BEING MADE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS OR SOMETHING

#14shyx #kamen rider #kamen rider zi-o #ss/kamen rider ramble #geiz is shaping to be my new fav #sougo is still my fav though #man this episode was heartbreaking #spoilers: kr.zi-o ep.6

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