#giving you a big fat kiss

[ftm-megamind]

DAVE ITS LITERALLY 3AM BUT IM SO GLAD IM AWAKE I LOVE THE FIC SO MUCH OH MY GOD IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE COWBOY AU ALL DAY AND THIS HAS ME KICKING MY LEGS LIKE ARE YOU JOKING THEY RIDE THEIR HORSES CLOSE TIGETHER 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 THEYRE BOYFRIENDS YOIR HONOR THEYRE MADLY IN LOVE AND FREAKING MUSH I LOVE AHHHHHHHHH IM BEING SO NORMAL

AHHHHHH <33333 i was really hoping i'll still catch you awake when i was posting this AND THANKFULLY I DID !!!!!!! cowboy au is so dear to my heart and it's just such a good vessel to write javid fluff because gay cowboys is something that can be so so personal and tender AND IM SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT !!!!!!!!! MORE TO COME.IN THE FUTURE DEFINITELY<3333

[chososcamgirl]

does anyone have any recommendations for jjk smau series like i get so invested in them n i cant find any i haven’t read :(

[franollie]

the inherent intimacy of kissing your lover’s scars

(nude version under cut)

[haruchuiyo]

you have my heart.

“You deserve so many kisses from me.”

“I do?”

“Mhm, because you’re so pretty.”

“You flatter me too much, my love.”

art by diodoubleg_

do not use or repost this! i paid for this beautiful commission! >:(

[cerise-on-top]

I love the way you write for the cod women! specifically, Farah (she's my wife) if you feel comfortable writing for chubby readers. Could you write Farah x Chubby Reader? 💕

Hello! I'm glad to hear that you enjoy my writing! Farah is pretty cool I agree! Here you go!

Farah with a Chubby!Reader

Farah doesn’t particularly care about your body type as long as you’re you. She fell in love with you because of your personality, not your body. But that isn’t to say she wouldn’t adore it all the same. It’s a part of you, and therefore it’s as perfect as it could get. She loves you in your entirety, regardless of what you look like, even on those days where you might feel like she deserves someone better than you. Someone who fits the image of traditionally handsome or pretty more so than you do. It’s during those days where Farah would actually become a bit more cuddly than she usually is. She doesn’t touch people very often aside from the occasional friendly pat on the shoulder or maybe patching someone up after a rough fight. She may be touch starved, but she doesn’t really touch people. Not that she detests it, it’s just not her style. So she’d be a bit more touchy with you, reassuring you that you’re lovely just as you are. You’re gorgeous, no one could ever take that away from you. It’s during those days that she’ll demand you lie down on the couch or the bed so she can rest her head either on your chest or your tummy. Both are the perfect napping spot, she’ll claim, even if she doesn’t really take naps during the day. She’ll snuggle into you, hold you close and tell you just how lovely and beautiful you are, beauty standards be damned because the prettiest, most jaw dropping person on the planet is with her right now anyway. Every other fool knows nothing in comparison.

Farah is also pretty good with her words. When she was younger she used to read quite a lot, quite a few things were above her reading level as well, so she knows a few fancy words here and there. She can compare you to just about anything beautiful on this planet, but she does like to tell you that there were some cultures out there where being chubby was a sign of wealth and beauty. And that’s another thing she likes about you: You’re chubby because you can afford food, because you can afford to eat well. She’ll remind you that there were princesses out there, chubby ones, who would be the pinnacle of wealth and beauty because of it. Farah is far from all knowing, but she knows a few things here and there.

Besides, as mentioned before, she’ll love you regardless of what you look like. If she feels particularly touch starved she’ll walk up to you from behind, wrap her arms around you and squeeze your tummy a bit. It’s warm, it’s soft, she gets to hold you in her arms. What’s not to love about the concept? If you’re someone who’s into cute clothing, then Farah fantasizes about seeing you in a cute dress. Something like a fancy lolita dress because she knows you’d look so cute in it. While she can’t buy an outfit like that for you as it is, she hopes that once the situation has calmed down a lot and she won’t have to fight for her life anymore, that Farah can buy you a cute dress.

While she won’t outright ask for it, sometimes she does like being held, so she definitely wouldn’t mind it if you pulled her down on top of you, held her down with your arms and then rambled on about your day. However, be warned, as she mindlessly listens to you, she might play around a bit and poke your tummy, or whichever it is that is closest to her. Hope you’re not ticklish because the chances are high she’ll do that. You’re soft, it’s fun and if you are ticklish then she has even more of an incentive to actually do it. Not at all sneaky about it either, will poke you and then look up at you with a smile. Farah, too, can be a bit of a meanie, but she loves you so it’s okay.

[fgooooooo]

Made this because I stayed up late. May outis scold you too 🙏

[itsokbbygrl]

In response to @janaispunk’s shitty little anon,

sorry you’re mad that a fat girl could (and would, frankly) pull your fantasy man before you ever could. You can’t blame him though, I mean look at us—our fat bodies are lush and our face cards don’t decline. Oh, and you know why most of all??? Because we aren’t shallow, closed minded assholes. A fat girl would pull ANY PPCU character before you and your shitty attitude ever could.

[edwardwonghaupepelutivrusky4th]

technically if it's not simmered in the champagne region of france it's a sparkling best boy friend

[hottestsantatournament]

ROUND THREE

MATCHUP:

Christmas Chronicles (Kurt Russel) VS. Noelle (Anna Kendrick)

REMINDER: THIS POLL IS ONLY FOR A DAY! PLEASE REBLOG SO WE CAN GET THE WIDEST OUTPUT! Thank you!

[bylertruther]

those mike pov fics that really actually show the difference between mike and will's exterior behavior in the sense that mike sees and knows that will is less "tough" and "masculine" than him, but he doesn't think anything negative of it at all and is trying to break through to will who is trying to hide that bc he feels shame or embarrassment for it..... they jus hit different .

and when will sees that mike won't judge him for his sensitivity and that he actually loves that about him? that mike doesn't view him as any less of a man or view it as abnormal? and so he comes out of his shell and becomes so much more vibrant? bro im tearing up just thinking abt it like—

AND WHEN THAT IN TURN MAKES MIKE COME OUT OF HIS SHELL, TOO, AND BECOME MORE EXPRESSIVE AND VULNERABLE?! GODDDDDDDDD

[icannotgetoverbirds]

FRIENDLY FUCKING REMINDER

image id: the meme of a woman holding a man on her hip in one arm and using the other to gesture "I'm watching you" at a third person. the woman is labeled "Me", the man is labeled "People with NPD/Cluster B personality disorders", and the third person is labelled "Ableists/sanists, people who believe in narc abuse". end image id

just saw some people being Like That to people that they claimed were narcissists, so here's your daily reminder that on this blog we support our cluster b besties.

[stanleyslayer]

babe wake up ratslayer/Stanley posted on tumblr

IMAGES ARE (in order)

HFJONE drawing since one 18 is a year old

drawing of four and two for a silly au I have them in

drawing of au four

sea monster!narrator

my oc DF

a lovebugged narrator

[pinkmirth]

(bodyguard reiner)

WHEN I TELL YOU THAT I’M GNAWING AT MY FIST RIGHT NOW?! TUGGING ON MY BRAIDS IN A FIT OF INSANITY?!!?!?!! OHMYGOD

no but seriously speaking, he’d be a great bodyguard! not just because he’s big and strong; but reiner’s loyal and compassionate! he’d be more than willing to protect you with his life >< BODYGUARD REINER I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING PAPA

[gltzpzy]

grateful flared leggings existed idk what it is but they make my ass look fatter BLESS 🙏🙏🙏

[deadgirlsam]

was about to apologise for rubyposting but NO!! the rest of you should apologise for not posting ruby MORE!!

[koqabear]

ur literally the best writer ever omg

hehehehehe…. stopppp……. you mean it? i’m blushingg…..