#eris incorrect quotes

[azrielsshadows42]

Eris: You seem familiar Eris: Have I threatened you before?

[weallscreamfordadmic]

Hizashi: Hey Sho, can you pass me my glasses? Hizashi: Sho? Hizashi: Sho, they're like, right in front of you. On the coffee table. Hizashi: Shouta. Hizashi: ...are you ignoring me? Hizashi, pouting: babe, please. Eri, around the corner: Pay up. Shinsou, handing over money, still staring at the pile of clothes with a wig Hizashi is talking to: You know what, I'm not even mad. Wow. I didn't think he was that blind.

[angryrantsofdomesticity]

Aizawa: Oh god, how am I gonna explain my injuries to Eri?? Aizawa: I can't say I lost my eye & leg to my job, she'll never trust me to fight again!!! Mic: YOOO, TELL HER YOU GOT HIT BY A TRUCK!!!! Aizawa:

[velidewrites]

Elain: True strength is forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry

Eris: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die

[thesadbetrayer]

Babysitting

Eris: I don’t think you should do…. AAANDDDD he did… of course…

Nyx [mumbling nonsense , sitting on Eris lap while pulling on some red strands]

Eris [smiling to Nyx, trying to get his precious strands back ]: Yes - your uncle is an idiot. You are perfectly right, Mr. Future Highlord.

Nyx [starting wobbling his lips, because the red strands are gone]

Eris [slightly panicked]: Oh no. We talked about this. It’s absolutely un-highlordly to cry, scream OR pull someone’s hair…

Azriel [deadpanned]: Really? Seems like I remember last night differently?

Eris [horrified]: AZRIEL [mouthing] What the fuck…

[luxthestrange]

BNHA Incorrect quotes#36 Mini-Y/n

At The Aizawa Household

Secretary Y/n*Standing in awe at what you created*...Breathtaking...I shall call her~

Aizawa*Next to Hizashi drinking from his kitty mug coffee*...

Hizashi*Hands on his cheeks unable to contain his cuteness overload*aaaaaAAAH!~

Secretary Y/n:...Mini-Me!~

DRAMATIC MUSIC

Eri*Dressed in a mini-version of your regular outfit and doing a pose*!!!~

Part 10:

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Eris: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and he's really ugly.

Lucien, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

[nebarious]

Rhys: az I leave you in charge of my sister. make sure she doesn't say something to offend someone

Cass: bad idea rhys

Rhys: what do you mean?

Cass: who do you think encouraged her to speak her mind in autumn?

Azriel: in my defence she has a point

Rhys: so you let her tell beron that the only thing he gave his sons is trauma?

Cass: and there is no way that they got their looks from him because he is so hideous she almost thought he is one of eris hounds?

Azriel: tell me you don't think the same?

Cass: to be fair eris looks like he agreed

[dadzawa-vibes]

Y/N: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Aizawa’*

Eri: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

[day-dreameratnight]

Azriel: Is that vodka?

Eris: Yeah.

Azriel: Straight?

Eris: No, gay.

Azriel: THE VODKA NOT YOU

[incorrectacotarblog]

[incorrectacotarwords]

Eris: with all due respect, which there is none

Eris: Please hesitate to contact me

[mha-quotes-and-such]

[Present Mic, Eri, and Shinsou are at the park] Present Mic: Eri? What are you doing? Eri, standing near a pond: Nothing! Present Mic: Put the ducklings back Eri, turning around to reveal ducklings in her arms: But they're so cute! Can we please keep them? Present Mic: No we- Shinsou: *quickly walks to the car with a cat stuffed in his jacket* Present Mic: SHINSOU-

[velidewrites]

Eris: “Revenge?” That sounds dishonorable.

Elain: Oh, good! So you’re not going to—

Eris: I prefer calling it “returning the favor.”

[lady-riel]

Nesta: What’s your favorite thing about Azriel? Eris: His enormous— *Eris’s gaze flickers down Azriel’s body* Cassian:  Nesta:  Azriel: Eris: —capacity for patience.

[luxthestrange]

BNHA Incorrect quotes#21 Parenting

Class 1A+Eri being You and Aizawa children...and your different parenting methods-

Aizawa*Looking at Eri, holding her hands in his as he speaks gently at her*Dont Pick a Fight, Kid, It isn't right

Eri*Nods at her dad*Okie!

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Secretary!Y/n: WHOOP THAT MOTHERFUCKERS ASS!?!-AND IF THEY MANAGE TO LAND A SMACK!-I WILL SMACK YA NEXT FOR BEING A DUMBASS-

Class 1A:...

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..Ok this sounds better in Spanish

Aizawa:No te pelees Mija,eso es malo...

Assitente T/n:DALE UN VERGAZO AL HIJO DE SU REPUTIZIMA BOMBA MADRE!?-Y SI TE PEGA UNA PUTIZA?YO TE PEGO OTRA POR PENDEJOS-