#beast of stink and loud noises <- affectionate

[commsroom]

it's really baffling to encounter people who think eiffel is catlike because he's one of the most Dog People ever, both in terms of preferring dogs and being doglike. eiffel is the kind of person who gets scratched by cats because he tries to play with them as if they're dogs. he insists cats seek him out because they know he's allergic. "he's catlike because he's stubborn and doesn't follow orders" "he's catlike because he's an asshole when he's bored" have you ever met a terrier? people are spiritually going "hey, what do you have in your mouth?? drop it!! drop it!!" to eiffel every day of his life.