#as an asexual this is fuckin hilarious

[ace-sailor-uranus]

ah fuck

hi. i made a uquiz

[flannelepicurean]

The truly unique and whimsically odd experience of being an ace trans man who recently started T and now feels ~SEXY~ but isn't really interested in actually having sex but also feels like, "Damn, I would not be surprised if i got hit on. By like...LADIES," because that's a weird thought you just HAVE, now that you're turning into Cat from Red Dwarf, and then you post a pic online of an outfit that you're hella proud on that's like 30% cosplay and a few people go kinda bonkers and whaddaya know! A lady on the World Wide Web does indeed hit on you and you feel like

and also

because u got Tboy swag now and you're both insufferable AND charming. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😎

But also:

because you're a fucking dork. 😂😂😂

[littlebirdy0301]

a Cool Person in my life today said I’ve been looking good & stylish & relaxed and asked why, and I got to say “post breakup glow-up”- & after how fucking hard the later months of that relationship were (& multiple rly hard parts long before the end), that felt Really Good :)

[coulson-is-an-avenger]

genuinely obsessed with how the fuckin. UNHINGED 2010s show Nathan For You where the entire premise is bothering/annoying people into really embarrassing/ridiculous/unethical business practices, managed to have an entire episode that not only respectfully included asexual people but also showed off AVEN and gave the ace people space to verbally define and describe their sexualities and then jokingly dunked on allos for like thirty minutes like. yes it was for a tech company con but it was also so well executed and genuinely hilarious and REALLY respectful even by today’s standards. ace ally Nathan Fielder i fucking guess

[timeisacephalopod]

Remember back in the day where a lot of Tumblr youths said they wanted alcohol free LGBT+ spaces like coffee shops or something to meet with other people but not be barred from entry based on age or alcohol being present? Then ace people said the same thing but with ace coffee shops and now if you say you want an alcohol free LGBT+ space on Tumblr your fuckin clowned to Christian hell and back because people are so aphobic they deadass threw out ideas THEY came up with because asexual people also liked that idea lmao. Now every time I see someone mention alcohol free LGBT+ spaces or stuff other than gay bars I ALWAYS know somewhere on that post the idea queer people may want to hang out without alcohol around or hang out not in a fucking club is some sort of Extremely Cringe Horrible Sexless (oh, a callback to the aphobia that started it all because obviously the worst thing you can be is celibate the church called they want their number back) Behavior that's Mocked and Ridiculed so we all know how Hilarious and Stupid it is to want spaces that aren't bars to hang out in. Like really, the idea that even adults might not ONLY want bars to hang out in is actually ridiculous to you? Really?

[mandiemegatron]

Gurl help, I keep forgetting Ace is the name of Luffy's brother (I've never actually seen One Piece myself) so every time I see his name show up on my dash from a post you reblog, I keep thinking y'all are talking about a random asexual person LMAO

LMFAAOOOO YOU FUCKIN KILL ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it also doesn't help that when you tag Ace in the tags, IT TURNS THE ACE FLAG COLORS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is hilarious, thank you for sharing with the class.

[thecursedhellblazer]

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours || Accepting !

@defyxoblivion sent: Ⓐ Klarion Bleak, the Witch Boy

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

"Woh? I gots eyes. Th' lad's good-lookin', n' aye, he's sort o' cute when he dun gets th' most basic social shite." Cue to an amused snort. "N' I bet tha' he could look...appealin' under the rite circumstances. If yeh catch me drift."

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted || egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

"Personality wise, he's a wee bit...less attractive. Dun get me wrong, th' lad 's bright, even too bloody smart for 'is own sake at times, but he ain't th' easiest person to deal wit'. He can be a friggin' pain in th' arse. N' I'd know, 'cause I'm one too. Blimey, I swear tha' if I gots white before me time, it's goin' to be his fault."

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

"Theoretically speakin'? I wouldn't mind at all. He's attractive n' I'm curious to see 'ow he'd act if propositioned. Cor, th' last time I mention fuckin' to 'im, he said some shite 'bout friggin' marriage. It was hilarious."

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend

"Me official role is Klarion's 'babysitter'. Zee calls it 'guardian', but trust us, I'm bleedin' babysittin' an eternal teenager wit' a jus' as lastin' identity crisis. It wouldn't be too bad, if it wasn't tha' said lad 's far too powerful for e'eryone's sake. But we've been in each other's 'air for a while now n' I think yeh can say tha' we're mates too."

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

"Our first meetin' wasn't woh yeh'd call pleasant. N' after tha' Zee dumped 'im under me protection n' I spent a bloody week keepin' 'im n' 'is fuckin' cat under locks. It wasn't easy. At all. I slept even less than I usually did 'cause I felt like I couldn't turn me eyes away from 'em. Tho, I gots to say tha' by th' end o' it, we were already startin' to get alon'. Yeh sure as 'ell can't be bored 'round someone like 'im."

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

"Th' crazy lad grew on me. I could say tha' he didn't, but it's bloody obvious. He still drives me mad more often than not, but...he's fun to be 'round. He challenges me n', while I love a quiet day as any other bloke, I enjoy th' rite kind o' stimulation too. Also, he grew up n', blimey, he turned out friggin' easy on th' eye."

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

"I dunno 'ow much kissin' experience he gots, but I bet tha' he probably kiss like a bloody virgin. So, 's goin' to take 'im lots o' practice to catch up wit' oul me. Or, even easier, I could teach 'im a few tricks meself."

[starcatchingsnake]

Especially when many many many asexuals, like myself, think sex jokes are fuckin' hilarious

I don't think it's infantilizing to headcanon an autistic character as asexual especially since there are many autistic asexuals and a lot of them may see themselves in these characters. What should raise an eyebrow is when they get the "precious innocent baby cinnamon roll who doesn't know what sex is" treatment cause if I'm being completely honest that characterization is offensive to both autistic and asexual people

[anon-unofficial]

tbh, my personal experience w my sexuality is pretty fuckin weird. I think. not sure if there should be a tw for this but uh. tw for confusing shit below ig? anyways rant below the cut

ok so. I have long established myself to be abrosexual (sexuality fluctuates) and greyromantic (limited romantic attraction), which btw, still feel like the correct labels for me, but sometimes, even I get confused. cuz. ok. so. lore drop time folks

I have the most amazingest human person EVER to be able to recognize as my partner. she's fantastic. amazing. hilarious. an absolute bi disaster, pretty much like yours truly 50% of the time, and we've basically decided on naming our relationship "friends with feelings" or just gfs if we wanna keep it short (though I identify as a joyfriend, personally). now, onto the actual existential crisis

listen, I know what my definition of greyromantic is. it's obviously "having crushes comes easily left right and center but leaving those crushes (yes, including fictional ones) take only a couple of hours" and "if one happens to catch my interest by A LOT, that crush will fucking stay" and so far i've liked her for over two years. cool, right? yeah it is, BUT

BUT.

thing is, my sexuality tends to take after my greyromanticism and fluctuates to either asexual or greysexual, which tends to "flick off" the "attraction switch" in a way. like, I still feel it. it is Very Much still There. it's just about as small as a mouse every now and again (this happens a lot. A LOT), and it tends to leave me in a guilty spiral where I tend to shame myself for "faking my attraction," which leads to this never-ending loop:

loving her > sexuality fluctuates > attraction "decreases"?? > hating myself > hating myself once more > sexuality fluctuates again

aaaand rinse and repeat. basically, it sucks. which is mostly why I'm considering changing our relationship status to a qpr bc it honestly just feels right, but hey, whatever she's happy with

anywho rant over, 🅰️non out

[sprnklersplashes]

I know everyone has different experiences but I find the characterisation of ace people as maliciously forcing their sexuality on unsuspecting and confused teenagers odd because back when I was questioning if I might be ace (at age 15/16) every person who replied to me and every forum I went on all said “you might be ace but don’t rush to label yourself”. They seemed very adamant that I don’t rush to call myself ace rather than insisting I was.

[crowned-ladybug]

wait it just occured to me that maybe ppl wanna suddenly see Schneep swear in German so much bc they think itd be attractive???

call me a dumbass, ik i am one, but i legit thought it was just bc itd be hilarious to see Seán trying to speak German

[duckymcdoorknob]

Hey everyone!! This is a post for those of my followers in the T-community.

So if you aren’t a member of that community, feel free to scroll away.

But if you are a member, or are just dying for some piping hot tea, this is for you.

I had a hard time with this.

I debated even posting it at all, but this needs to be done.

I may be a day late, and a dollar short, but this HAS to be said.

It’s time to dump shit off of my chest and enter the new year with zero regrets.

Dear you,

Yk I tried to hold my tongue on this because both sides were my friends, but this is just gone way too far. And now you’re just being absolutely petty to get people to defend you.

You tried shitting on the NSFW community in tumblr and it backfired. So you’ve decided to come onto tiktok, where you know that people are going to blow smoke up your ass and completely agree with you.

Well guess what, I’m not going to let this go by anymore. The situation was resolved, but people trying to defend you blew it way out of proportions.

Dani was not wrong whatsoever by posting your message. Kinkshaming people and expecting people to just say “so true bestie!!” Does not fly in our community. So, she used it as an example.

It was your followers and anons who started the drama, not her. Do not contort the situation to get people to side with you. That’s dictatorship shit.

Because yes, there are people who enjoy strictly sfw aspects of it. But there are other people who see it as a kink.

I myself am asexual. However, I’m not going around and shitting on people for creating their own art. As much as erotica makes my bones grind, it’s still handwritten by someone and crafted. Yes, I’ve joked about it in the past. But I specifically stated that it isn’t directed toward anyone who reads or writes erotica. Because at the end of the day…

NSFW creators are creators too.

You don’t get to gatekeep a community that people take refuge in. NSFW accounts just want to feel safe too.

One more hot take: The NSFW community is not responsible for the tag ban. It’s all the fuckheads posting CP on this app. Because if you actually took care to read the rules after the tag ban, which judging by your initial complaint you haven’t, it states that erotica is allowed within Tumblr. Written text erotica is allowed, not video or photo per se, but written text.

So don’t you fucking dare say that the NSFW community ruined everything for us. It was people posting actual p**n and the p**n bots that caused the downfall.

Finally, tell the people who were sending hate to Dani that they can come right into my inbox. You can bring your side blog in for an angry chat as well!! Don’t think we didn’t catch on to that one.

Hate anons coming my way? Side blog rage messages coming my way? So be it.

I used to be scared to say things, because you were my friend and I didn’t want to hurt your feelings. But seeing your blatant disrespect for those that I’ve grown to love and care for so deeply? It’s appalling, sickening, disgusting. I can keep going with this asyndeton; I have about four hundred other adjectives I can put in there.

To put shit in short: you’re acting like a petty child. Sending hate anons to someone who blocked you? Childish. Making tiktoks that twist the words and events of what truly happened? Petty. Gatekeeping an entire community of people because you don’t like something? Heavily childish. Sending fake hate anons to yourself and defending yourself with a side blog? Fuckin’ hilarious tbh. At least try to space out the timing, it was so obvious.

Send in your hounds if you want to, I will welcome them with open arms. This shit has been going on long enough, and I’m embarrassed to say that I didn’t realize your true colors before.

So once again, tell the anons, and those who turn a blind eye to your childish behavior, that they are free to take refuge in my askbox.

I’m not afraid of you, nor your minions, anymore.

After your comments towards my friends?

Game on, motherfucker.

[monophobix]

more game of thrones thoughts cos i’m now on s4ep7:

- JAQEN IS A LEGEND GOD BLESS HIM

- gendry is wow

- tyrion is the goat and shall remain so

- ygritte and jon are fuckin hilarious

- also jon looked beautiful in the mountain scenes

- i feel bad for theon but he can go fuck himself

- if hodor dies i die too

- i don’t like him but tywin was good to arya, i respect it

- maester luwin’s death made me cry ;-;

- the way tywin treats tyrion breaks my heart

- hot pie is such a sweet kid bless

- brienne is so cool dude

- i love robb but i know somethings going to go wrong

- idk how to feel about jaime but the fact he stoped brienne’s rape is somet i’ll be forever thankful for

- margery is playing the game WELL, it suits her

- shireen is the sweetest child i’ve ever laid eyes upon

- jamie and brienne = power duo

- ROBB TALISA NOOOOOO OH MY FUCK

- THAT WAS SO BRUTAL??? JESUS MY POOR BOY U LITERALLY SAW THE LIFE DRAIN FROM HIS EYES

- HA peak for catelyn tho

- although i feel bad for her watching her son die

- if these fuckers done take jon seriously i’ll kill em myself

- HOT PIE IS SUCH A SWEETIE

- GET FUCKED JOFFERY YE UGLY CUNT

- i just wanna know what podrick did with em gals

- MAN FUCK SHAE THAT TRAITOROUS CUNT

- jamie & tyrion <3

- OBERYN IS SO MAJESTIC

- bisexual, gay AND asexual rep for the win

- TYRION THE GOATTTTTT

[hotforhandman]

ryuk from deathnote :)

Sexuality Headcanon: Asexual

Gender Headcanon: idk man, goblin? He is not constrained by such pathetic human concepts as gender XP

A ship I have with said character: I do not ship ryuk with anyone lol. Except maybe a bushel of apples

A BROTP I have with said character: Ryuk and L. Maximum chaos 🎉

A NOTP I have with said character: Ryuk and Rem. It's too easy and also Rem is too gay

A random headcanon: He enjoys reading Light's porn mags to see what all the fuss is about. He doesn't get it- he thinks naked humans are gross

General Opinion over said character: I think he's fuckin hilarious and great as Light's unwanted companion. He's just what Light needs to temper his seriousness.

[celosiaa]

Tma idea!!! Jon went WILD at uni!! Like by the time Georgie had met him he had ears full of metal, the skinniest jeans she had ever seen on a guy, and even a red stream through his hair which he was growing out!!! She thought it was absolutely hilarious/adorable that this sheltered little nerd was suddenly expirencing the alt scene and was SO into it. (And possibly figuring out that he's queer in the process??)

Oh GOD I love this hc so much!! And then she finds out later that he’s actually just a fuckin nerd who loves reading nonfiction and watching documentaries but really just loves the gender non-conforming nature of the alt scene. He’s really unsure if he wants to say yes when Georgie asks him out because he thinks the way he feels is just...different from what other people feel and he gets all teary about it and she’s like???? It sounds like you might be asexual and he’s like !!!!!!!! I will wear Only Purple Hair forever now

[containsxmultitudes]

SPN Questionnaire

Tagged by: No one, I stole it! Tagging: Steal it you heathens.

1. When did you start watching Supernatural?

Great question. I think about a year before I made Nick’s blog. And Nick’s blog is roughly 8 years old now. So I guess when I was about 16? I watched it because a friend from facebook RP played either Dean or Cas, I don’t remember which. And all I knew was that I wanted to understand. So I started watching it. And at the time I really fucking liked it. 

2. Who is your favorite in TFW?

Hands down the answer is Sam Fucking Winchester. I love his character. Cas is a very close second. But Sam has my heart. It’s what it is.

3. Who is your least favorite in TFW?

Dean. That’s too easy for me to answer. It’s not that I hate Dean, because I don’t. But I’m very critical of his character past like season 7. And even season 7 is on thin fucking ice.

4. Tag your top 5 Supernatural blogs

@sunsymbols (listen, I think at this point Marci has to know I’m slightly platonically in love. And if Marci doesn’t know that, well what up. Now u do. <3) @heavensuffered (I haven’t RP’d with this person as of yet, but I truly love seeing them on my dash, and their interactions from various blogs of theirs that I follow. One day I’ll get the nerve to try to interact with ‘em.) @siilverbulleted (Bandit counts as a supernatural character right? Because too bad I’m counting them. I love Bandit, I love Mimikyu. 10/10 quality OC and person.) @compatiissante (Technically Maya is fandomless, but they do interact with SPN blogs enough that I’m still fuckin’ counting it. Salem is lovely, Maya is lovely. Also a 10/10 quality OC and person.) @soxgetxthis​ (Sam mun, and Sam muse. Double Sam. Wonderful as hell. I love. I stan. Chef’s kiss. I’m so glad to know them!)

Bonus:

@bevvitching​ (Honestly what a lovely OC, and a lovely person. I love Katie’s character. Brilliant. Sassy. Cute. Yes. Also mun is a nice fucking person.)

5. Who is your favorite character (not including TFW)?

Claire, Ruby, or Eileen. 

6. Who is your favorite woman in Supernatural?

Claire, Ruby, or Eileen.

7. John or Mary?

Mary. She is flawed for sure. But she tried to leave the life and do the best she could before getting killed. And I don’t know much about when she came back in the later seasons, but I genuinely believe that she would have had to be super disoriented and unsure what to be doing. So whatever choices she made make sense enough to me to be forgivable. John is complicated.

8. What were your first opinions of Sam, Dean, Cas, and Jack?

Sam: My first impression was that I really liked him. I thought he was hilarious. My current impression is that I’d die for him, personally. I would go to bat for that boy instantly even though he’s a fictional character lmao.

Dean: Similar first impression as Sam. I think I had a more immediate connection to Dean specifically because I was one of those dumb asses who read a lot of destiel despite not having watched the show yet lol. So I had that going for me. The current impression of him is extremely different. Like a full 180 switch of how I feel about Dean.

Cas: Another one of those things where I was biased because of reading fic lmaooooo. But I still like him now. I think he’s a beautifully done character.

Jack: So admittedly Jack’s character became a thing a few years after I’d stopped watching SPN. But based on anything I know of him, I do think he’s a sweet little bean.

9. What’s your favorite season?

Honestly don’t know. But favorite set of seasons would be 1-5. With 6-parts of 8 as a second.

10. What’s your least favorite season?

Anything from season 9 onward can eat me.

11. Opinions on Destiel?

So I came to this fandom because of RP and because of Destiel fic. So I’m not against a good destiel fic. However, because of my changed, critical views, of Dean... Destiel isn’t something I’d want for Castiel. I think Cas deserves more than someone who’s going to treat him like ass. And I do think Dean treats him like ass. I don’t care if Dean cried over his trenchcoat, and I don’t care that he went to purgatory and looked for him. Because at the end of the day? Dean does not treat Castiel very well for being friends with him. Dean needs to work on himself first.

Now Sastiel,,,,

12. Do you believe Supernatural queerbaits?

I 100% do believe Supernatural queerbaited. Part of that is showrunners. Part of it is the actors, actually. Who would in the past claim things, or tweet things... and it would get hopes up. So yes. I think Supernatural queerbaited. They knew what fans thought, and acknowledged it. And then continued to put in content that would read like something was going to happen but didn’t.

Also multiple instances of bury your gays: Charlie? Kaia? Cas? It doesn’t matter whether or not Dean returned those feelings, it really doesn’t. But Cas was an unquestionably queer character and they had him die for his unrequited love of Dean. 

So yes. They queerbaited.

13. Seasons 1-7 or 8-14?

1-7, without even a second thought.

14. Favorite villain (plot wise)?

Either Azazel. (Who was a baller villain. Spooky fucker). Or season 5 Lucifer, surprisingly. But like,,,, only season 5 Lucifer. Other seasons Lucifer was a No From Me Dawg. He was written so well that he literally had some of the audience believing he was the one who was wronged. He had the audience believing he was the most considerate angel. The one who wanted “real consent” (spoiler alert: he didn’t.) And I think that was interesting.

15. Do you think they should end the Lucifer plot line?

They should have left Lucifer in the cage after season 5, haha. 

16. Who do you think has gone through more trauma (Sam, Dean, or Cas)?

Sam, easily. Sam’s traumas started even before he was fucking born, y’all. Like what? No consent from day one? Baby sam getting demon blood? Nice. Sam getting possessed by Meg? Getting shit on by John and sometimes Dean? Losing Jess the same way he lost his mom? All the monster hunting? Years in hell with The Literal Devil? Forced to deal with his brother dying in that loop with Gabriel. Point or no point, Gabriel still did that shit. And I can’t imagine anything other than it being a trauma point. And I love Gabriel. Getting romantically roofied by Becky? And with a horrific implication when he becomes aware and is like, “where are my pants?” as if that’s supposed to be a funny joke?

Soulless Sam was actually more than a little bit tragic even if you put aside the fact his soul was in hell for about five seconds. Because he wanted to be there, and was kind of upset, in his own way, that people preferred Sam with a soul. Even though he was there and never asked to be soulless.

Then there’s the arc of Sam going through the trials. And admitting at the end that he feels unclean, and terrible because he just didn’t want to let anyone down.

FOLLOWED BY DEAN MAKING HIM APOLOGIZE FOR BEING UPSET THAT HIS AUTONOMY WAS TAKEN FROM HIM AGAIN. BY A FUCKING ANGEL. WHO WAS LYING. WHICH HE ALREADY HAS TRAUMA FROM. BECAUSE DEAN COULDN’T HANDLE BEING ALONE!

Endless Lucifer retraumatization. Endless Dean being an edgelord.

So yeah. It’s Sam.

17. What’s your favorite Supernatural episode?

Honestly the first episode that comes to mind is that one episode where Dean gradually gets more scared of things as the episode goes on. Or the episode where wishes come true, but slightly off, and they have to try and deal with the teddy bear lmao.

18. Do you like case episodes?

Yep!

19. Who do you relate most to in TFW?

You’d be surprised to hear this, as you might assume I’d say Sam because of how much I could talk about him. But it’s actually Cas. I can’t fully explain why. A lot of it is the awkwardness, the difficulties with interacting normally. It’s the sense of just wanting to help people even if sometimes the way things go aren’t completely right. But also I’m gay as shit and probably asexual. And Big Fucking Same on my end.

20. Why do you like Supernatural?

Oh at this point I don’t. I like Supernatural for the RP fandom that I personally associate with lmao. But I liked it before season 8-9 and onward because it was pretty entertaining and yeah.

21. If you could bring back one character and kill off another who would they be?

I’d bring back Jo, Kaia, and a more confirmed Eileen. I’d keep Lucifer in the cage for good after season 5 lmao.