#NAH BC THEY ONLY HAVE 10K FOLLOWERS..

[millandwike]

i’m sorry but💀

BAHAHAHAHABAHSBKSNKSDA

[moodymisty]

hiiiiii mistttttyyyy :3!!! Just to add to the 'konrad coming back' anon's idea... we still dont know where or what warpbullshit sev's being subjected to rn still, no??? Hasn't he been metaphorically beating his dick doing fuck all on a ship adrift in superhell for 10k years? (which could've been a year or a second to him consciously) Thus meaning he could materialise in realspace like any second in current in-lore time? Therefore, there's a non-zero chance his ass is about to reenter reality, crash into Guilliman's flagship like he's just crossed four lanes without indicating, (very believable nightlord behaviour) only to be launched straight through into the equivalent of a gloriana class' windshield and leave a Jago Sevatarion shaped dent in the wall of papa smurf's office or command deck or whatever? [the scooby doo chase scene onboard following this is an optional choose your own mental adventure bc like father like son giving maccraggians a panic attack is obligatory] ANYWAYS, i mean honestly, unless they drag our darling Konrad 'Nah-Fuck-You-Guys-Im-Sick-Of-Cosmic-Spoilers-Im-Gonna-Kms-By-Assassin' Curze's soul out of the warp kicking screaming and pissing, he wouldn't really have a body to violently demurely thrash around in unless he's a daemon now or someshit. Plus, it'd be a lot more poignant if Sev 'filled his boots' in terms of a returned judge. It was said he, as a first captain, encapsulated more of what Konrad was '''supposed''' to be as a Primarch? All this to say, I am aggressively manifesting the evil british people who own the WH40K IP and run BL to give us more Sevatar content. A BITCH NEEDS TO EAT. AND I AM STARVING. WHEN WILL OUR CRINGEFAILHUSBAND RETURN FROM WAR???

Sev was everything that Konrad should have been, but was too much of a manbaby to do.

[asuka--langley--soryu]

tagged by: @so1987​  thank you!!!

1. why did you choose your url?

I had just watched nge and wanted an asuka url and this was available lol. I have desperately and deeply wanted the single dash version for literally years but its never been available :// if you are hoarding it then pls know we are mortal enemies on this earth and i can and will fight you for it

2. any side blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them.

well, first of all, this is a sideblog lol. my main is @paradoxspaces​

I’ve had various sideblogs over the years but at this point the only active one (aside from here) is an mcr/music sideblog @so-ingestible​. Once upon a time I ran @isgeorgehwbushdeadyet which is uhhh obviously now defunct but remains my pride and joy

3. how long have you been on tumblr? jfc since literally 2011 :/ ive seen it all and somehow stuck around which idk is probs in the dsm somewhere

4. do you have a queue tag? Is just ‘q’ right now, but back in the day I did used to have one of those dumb punny ones bc it was The Thing To Do

5. why did you start your blog in the first place? Started this blog bc I’d finished nge and was absolutely out of my mind about it and needed somewhere to vent that lol. Also I’d gotten this URL and it seemed a shame to waste it.

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp? this asuka has been one of my go-to pfps for yeaaars across various platforms. I like how judgemental she looks.

(tho just between you and me i have been thinking of changing it soon so mayhaps watch out for that)

7. why did you choose your header? I like the ‘red sea’ image and it’s not super obtrusive/obnoxious

8. which post of yours has the most notes? I have no idea lol I dont keep track of that. like i said i’ve been here since 2011 and have had multiple sideblogs in that time so is more work than its worth

9. how many mutuals do you have? is there a way to find this out that isn’t literally going through and counting? bc im like. not doing that.

10. how many followers do you have? 10k on here

11. how many people do you follow? 688

12. have you ever made a shitpost? lol yea sure whatever that even means

13. how often do you use tumblr? uh god probs too often? its really the only social media I use tbh

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog? who won? lol no, not really and especially not at this point. i just.....dont take tumblr seriously enough to muster the kind of energy to get into the maladjusted social thunderdome that goes on here. obvs i have been known to get snippy w anons and post about disagreeing w certain opinions bc i am, at the end of the day, a bitch, but i dont think thats the same thing lol.

however i will say that on my main (and off tumblr as well, unfortunately) circa 2012 I used to throw myself passionately and heroically into the most god awful unholy trenches of the vriscourse bc idk apparently i had nothing better to do back then and thought it was my mission from god to argue w people on reddit. if you know anything about the relationship between any given unmedicated 14 yr old prelesbian meangirl and vriska then you can probably guess how i acted--which is to say like an absolutely rabid fucking animal. 

15. how do you feel about ‘you need to share this’ posts? i ignore any posts longer than two sentences as a general rule

16. do you like tag games? (+) 17. do you like ask games? yes to both!

18. Which one of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? o christ once again i have no fucking clue. if youre famous lmk

19. do you have a crush on a mutual? nah lol none of you are real

20. tags (no pressure!) o geez i will come back and edit this when im home xoxo

[companionwolf]

All of the numbers divisible by 5 and 1-10, please.

1: How tall or short do you wish you were?

Uhhhhh 5’7”. Something average for a man.

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not)

Kitty.

3: Do you have a favorite clothing style?

Yeah, it’s called ‘I slept in it and I’m depressed’.

4: What was your favorite video game growing up?

Pokémon Diamond, and Nintendogs.

5: What three things/people do you think of most each day:

I think about my friends (esp Codeless, Skirmisher, and CB), I think about writing/my WIPs, and I think about how tired I am.

6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say?

‘Deeply traumatized, handle with care.’

7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]?

Anon you have to give me something. Or I’ll pick. Hmm. Opinion on seafood: very good, can be expensive, hate when it gives you food poisoning.

8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic]

Melancholic babey!

9: Are you ticklish?

Yes but don’t touch me you’ll be killed.

10: Are you allergic to anything?

Probably cilantro.

15: Do you have a favorite YouTuber?

No, my favorite twitch streamer is Pladd! He’s good boy.

20: Do you like space or ocean more?

Space. Ocean fucking SCARY.

25: Favorite star?

The Dog Star.

30: favorite movie?

I don’t have a favorite. I liked pacific rim, and interstellar, and 28 days later.

35: where would you like to travel/or live?

Travel - Japan, Russia. Live - Canada.

40: hugs or kisses?

Hugs, but only from people I like

45: do you smoke or ever have done so?

Nah. I’ve drank though.

50: can you do splits?

Fuck no I’m not limber enough.

55: When did you feel happiest.

When I was 13 and under.

60: do you believe in evolution?

Yeah.

65: Name three of your favorite blogs.

@the-grim-squeaker-8

@comeonandsam

@ellinys

70: Can your dog roll over on command, if have dog?

No doggy here. None of my dogs previously have ever been able to roll over.

75: can you do a front flip?

This body can barely run, do you think it can front flip?

80: something you wish did exist.

Uhhh... dragons, like equal to humans in mind but kind dragons. Not mean or destructive dragons.

85: How many followers do you have?

750ish?

90: If you were animal which would you be?

... cactus. Jk, wolf.

95: Do you like to wear camo?

I don’t, but NG/B does. Although I do like the tactical aesthetic of military stuff.

100: A store you love?

Oooooh. Build-A-Bear, or Pokémon Center.

105: Do you drink milk?

Only with cookies or cake.

110: Nosiest question ever asked?

‘Can you tell left from right?’ Which isn’t nosy as it is condescending (assuming I wasn’t able to orient bc I was visibly impaired).

115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle rn.

My cat. Sorry, I don’t like human touch. Human.... scary. Might do... bad things.

120: Fruits or vegetables?

Veggies!

125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature?

I’m pretty sure fairies, fae, are real.

130: Who would you like to punch in the face rn?

If possible, my own subconscious. Also, if I could get away with it, my dad.

135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness?

Motion sickness in car, and yes to sea sickness.

140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?

Yeah, a good handful, but then it turned out the ones that ‘stayed’ past kid age weren’t ever actually imaginary friends and are in fact a long running symptom/defining feature of my possible dissociative disorder so. :/

145: How many languages do you speak fluently?

Just one.

150: Name 3 people you want to talk to in person rn.

Codeless, Skirmisher, CB.

155: Do you like to play with others’ hair.

No. Seems invasive.

160: How many posts do you have on your blog.

According to Wordpress, over 10k? Maybe more then that?

165: Longest hair has ever been?

To backs of my knees, but I’m not tall.

170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully?

Yeah.

[biacostas-blog1]

what’s shackin bacon i’m tink or leo whichever floats your boat, this is my lil bean bia some of the inspo on her blog is for the traveler so pls don’t mind me as i edit some things around to fit her new label the beauty guru if you wanna plot feel free to hit me up here or on discord ( leothelion#0738 ) if you’re a shy coconut smash that heart and i’ll come to you. 

( bia costas, demigirl, she/they, 24, ines silva, the beauty guru ) 

the basic backstory 

the costas family comes from portugal, they’ve been invested in oil and politics since the countries independence. her mother was a beauty queen turned stay at home mom and her father runs the business, the two first met on the day they got married so they may not have been madly in love but bia still has fond memories of her time with her parents

bia actually doesn’t have any memories of portugal because in 1970 her family was run out of the country ( basically it came out to the public that her family wasn’t just providing oil they were also making weapons for the FRELIMO - which is the group essentially fighting for Mozambique to gain their independence ) though they still have money invested in the country and her father will go back from time to time, he didn’t think it was safe to raise their family there 

so growing up she went to school in the netherlands and spent a lot of time traveling with her family, her mother would take her on trips to new places every time she came back with good grades on her report card and that’s where she says her love of travel started. 

however the two bonded over more than just travel her mother put her in her first pageant when she was only 6 months old and until she was 19 she was competing. she loved the competition of pageants and really enjoyed getting to try new skills, learn new routines and meeting all of the girls, she even wound up competing in the mrs universe pageant where she was second runner up 

as soon as she finished the pageant her mother was talking about next year and tbh bia just lost it, she’d been trying to explain to her mom that she wanted to take a break from the pageant world but it was her mom’s dream to be mrs. world but she never made it quite that far and all she wanted was for bia to finish the job but it was driving her lk crazy so she quit doing pageants and decided to take her trust fund and dip 

she spent a year in paris, designing clothing, hanging out with the locals and taking very aesthetically pleasing instagram photos which very quickly grew her a following. people kept asking her if she’d ever make a youtube and the idea of it wasn’t that far off, she loved going live and hanging out with her instagram followers and youtube just felt like an extension of that 

tbh the only reason she made her first video though was because of a bet, her cousin bet her 10k that she couldn’t get 2k subs in less than a month. being the competitive lil bean she is, she took that bet and by the end of her first month on the platform had 10k 

as much as she enjoys making videos, part of her is a little thrown off by the whole thing because it’s people who are obsessed with how she looks who assume that she’s just an air headed pageant girl 

lk reminds of of jeffree starr in that you either looovve her or you hate her content there’s not much in between 

personality wise

sag sun, libra moon, cancer rising aka a whole hot fucking mess 

bia is passionate to a fucking fault, she has such a bleeding heart that she tends to stick up for everyone ever which leads her to a bit of trouble here and there 

she’s gotten arrested in foreign countries multiple times for shooting off at the mouth, she usually has her money and influence to get her out of a tight squeeze but her parents are constantly begging her to chill 

she was raised muslim but stopped practicing around age 15 

on the internet she’s an open book, she doesn’t mind when people dig up her beauty queen pics or ask her what she’s mixed with the only thing that’s a hard limit is her family she actually waited almost 2 years to finally put her family on her channel bc she was so anxious about people saying rude things about them 

but in person she’s a bit more closed off, she’s not the biggest fan of really talking about her personal life ( her family, her thoughts and feelings nah ) but she’s still really really bubbly and outgoing, she can very beautifully mask her i’m really uncomfortable right now by giving you just enough of an answer and then pivoting to make the convo about you or telling a story that’s related but not really 

she’s sUCH a soft goober it’s awful, she’s been known to just hand out money to children selling things on the streets and she’ll randomly cash app her subscribers money because she’s just like wAT DO I NEED ALL THIS FOR? I COULDN’T SPEND A BILLION DOLLARS IF I TRRRIIIEEED

she’s not the type to rub her wealth in your face, she’s that person who will buy a 30 dollar dress from target and then pair it with a 3,000 dollar pair of shoes because ‘i’ve gotta be subtle but still flashy’ 

she loooovves animals, she currently has a mastif she’s in love with his name is kurtus hemingway 9/10 of her videos include her cooing over a pup on the street 

she’s lk a reformed party girl?? after she stopped doing pageants she lk went WILDT because she could and boy can i tell ya my girl made up for all of the lost time though now it’s pretty rare for her to be sloshed. she’ll still have a drink from time to time but she’s much more in control of herself than before

wants to be a good role model for ppl but also has nooo idea how to do that so she’s got a few apology vids for being insensitive or stupid >.< 

a few wcs

someone who wasn’t v close with bia but one day they needed to get away for a while so bia invited them on a trip, the two spent weeks together hanging out, getting drunk and exploring brazil together 

someone who bia is always trying to convince to do a collab with her but always come up with a reason not to do it 

the person everyone ships bia with but the two have ZERO romantic feels for each other but from time to time they’ll do something click baity like act like they’re gonna kiss for the thumbnail but cut the video before the kiss happens 

roommate?? tbh bia could live alone but she’s really paranoid about being on her own so she has a roommate 

someone who has a dog/cat/pet of some sort that bia is OBSESSED with, this is optional but i think it’d be lk funny if she doesn’t really like the person that much but she puts up with them bc she loves their animal  

[konjoong]

check in tag! i was tagged by @hyunsung and @redberetjisung

Why did you choose your url?

ikon + hongjoong = konjoong (it seems like some ppl dont realize that)

Any side blogs? If you have them: name them and why you have them.

yea i got my hanbin network that is legit my BABY @sh-bi, my the boyz blog @kyuuwoo , my brain dump blog @sunstudio bc not everyone cares abt anime/study/thai bl dramas lol

How long you’ve been on tumblr?

like..2012??? 2013??? i was in middle school LMAO

Do you have a queue tag?

nah i never rlly queue but if i do ill put like why im gone (like q: sleeping)

Why did you start your blog in the first place?

for this blog? kpop but for tumblr in general it was bc it was the place to be for depressed emo teens :)

Why did you choose your icon?

bc hanbin freckles

Why did you choose your header?

bc hanbin is beautiful

What’s your post with the most notes?

oh jesus i think i had one that was over 6k+ one time but for this blog its probs a stupid post about how cute seonghwa is

How many mutuals do you have?

quite a few!! most of them have stuck around since ...forever which is rlly cool bc they like packed their shit and moved w me in a way lol esp when i escaped my 10K follower blog lol

How many followers do you have?

main: 827 (i lost some bc i was screaming abt hanbin)

tbz blog: 396

hanbin network: little over 4k

brain dump blog: 20

How many people do you follow?

90 which is ALOT for me tbh i used to only follow like...20 ppl

Have you ever made a shitpost?

what else is this place for??? ive made so many i get anon hate for it

How often do you use tumblr each day?

when i have free time which lately has been like...barely any so i go thru and like posts to rb later

Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? Who won?

OMG YALL WANT TEA BC I HAVE SOME...there was this old mutual who i *thought* was my friend but later she and her irl bestie (she was a mamamoo stan thats why i didnt like mamamoo for a long time) sent me messages harrassing me and even some RANDOM chick was like "whats ur fucking problem with (mamamoo stan) i know u send her anon hate" and i legit was like do u think i have time to send hate to someone on TUMBLR if i wanted to send hate i would do what ur doing right now. like these girls had it out for me for MONTHS for no reason like i think it was bc i was trying to be friends w her friend?? like to this day i have no idea

How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

u cant tell me what to do

Do you like tag games?

yes!!

Do you like ask games?

yes but literally no one sends me them like literally no one cares when i rb that stuff

Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

hmmm alot but i dont wanna put them on blast lol

Do I have a crush on a mutual?

i havent had a crush since like 2018/19 but i do cherish all my mutuals

ok i tag @insomtiny @shxx131bi131 @ikonist @soulmates7