#I can’t stay mad at Danny Devito but he’s mostly just going through the motions
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Watching the haunted mansion (2023) with my mom. I haven’t been this painfully bored watching a movie since I watched Batman: Gotham by Gaslight.
#haunted mansion#I can see why Disney underadversied this and yeeted it to Disney+ purgatory#none of the characters are good apart from maybe Owen Wilson priest#I can’t stay mad at Danny Devito but he’s mostly just going through the motions#the set design and ghosts are lame and bland#the story isn’t interesting or investing at all#and none of the jokes are funny#except that one where Owen Wilson priest says a preyer before the seance that actually caught me off guard#but yeah I hate the phrase but everything else is mid af#I wish I was watching the muppet version rn
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