#Gerald Brofloski

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I changed my display picture

Die mad about it.

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Dating Kyle and Stan poly headcanons SFW & NSFW

* you never understood how you got with both Stan Marsh and Kyle Brofloski but it happened! It was a cute moment due to the fact both Stan and Kyle came over your place to tell you how they felt and they were cool with being in a poly relationship as both of them would be your partners

* Kyle tends to make sure you and Stan are sane while Stan tends to be the one to relax you both.

* Restaurant dates are always occasionally planned thanks to Kyle and video game dates are constantly planned out by Stan

* Kyle always makes sure you’re doing okay so be prepared for love texts being sent to you and for a huge cuddle party. Stan makes sure to call here and there to make sure you’re doing alright and brings over your favorite fast food.

* At first Gerald and Sheila didn’t support the poly relationship between you three but they came to terms with it and accepted Kyle’s happiness

* Sharon and Randy were very confused with the relationship but accepted Stan’s happiness despite it being confusing

* If people call you names, Stan and Kyle will speak up and say something. Be warned if Cartman says something make sure to have a first kit ready because Kyle and Stan will be ready to kick his ass.

* During sex, Kyle and Stan love touching your body. If you wanted it rough, they’ll give it to you rough. Stan is more of the type to mark you up while Kyle likes using toys on you.

* Threesomes are intense with these two. Stan tends to deny you orgasms until you’re begging for him to let you cum. He makes sure you’re feeling nothing but pleasure

* Both Kyle and Stan love creampies so much so be prepared to be filled to the brim with semen.

* If you top them, Kyle and Stan can be amazing switches. Kyle can be a very affectionate bottom and follows your rules and tends to your needs like a good boy. Stan can be a brat but he loves it when you punish him and use toys on him.

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hey i know you’re on a break so don’t answer this right away if you don’t feel like it but I have more characters!!

sorry it’s long again lmao

I debated for a really long time about whether to make Stan or Kyle tiny (cause imo they’re pretty similar), but i eventually decided Kyle. I love overly aggressive and angry tinies and also super tiny Ike was a really cute idea to me.

The bottom of Kyle’s pants is from an old Tegridy shirt that Stan repaired it with when it ripped. In return Kyle and Ike made Stan a necklace and a bracelet respectively. Stan’s style is also a bit different than in the show cause a lot of his main friends are borrowers. So at school he hangs out with some different people, most notably he hangs out with the goth kids more (i love them), and that jacket in the picture specifically is a hand me down from Michael who got tired of seeing him in his old worn down stained brown coat everyday. (i might change it later so he has poorly bleached hair, but i can’t decide rn)

Kyle and Stan have been friends since the Brofloski’s moved to his house, but then Ike met Stan. All was well and good cause Kyle and Stan constantly made sure Ike wouldn’t spill their secret…until enough time had gone past that they kind of slacked off on making sure Ike didn’t slip up. So of course one day he does, and Kyle’s mom figures out that Stan and Kyle not only know each other, but are “super best friends.”

Shelia goes to Gerald and plot twist: Gerald and Randy have been hanging out too. Also Shelly knows Kyle and Ike. And so does the poor kid in the parka that comes over sometimes. Sheila goes to Sharon cause she just at that point assumes that the human mom knows her family but nope: Sharon had no idea there were tiny people in her walls. Both families were just hiding each other from the respective moms. Sheila and Sharon eventually become friends cause they bond over both dealing with an absurd amount of dumbassery, but not until after they give their families a stern talking to.

Anyway, both families live in harmony pretty much. The Brofloski’s don’t like to be fully dependent on the humans, but they all go out from the walls whenever they want to and socialize with each other. Sharon even helped set up Kyle to go to Stan’s school virtually! The whole family basically made up this sob story about how Kyle has like glass skin and paper bones (i don’t have an actual bs story rn) and he can’t come to school in person so the school just set up a computer monitor at an empty desk and Kyle joins school from a zoom call everyday.

This is how he meets Cartman. The two argue just as much this way as they do in the show, and they hate each other. Kyle, however, is actually genuinely terrified of Cartman. Since they hate each other, he’s afraid that if Cartman every learned how small he was, he’d murder him. Sheila doesn’t know about Kyle’s horrific fear of his “friend,” cause Kyle’s afraid that if he told her, she’s want him out of school. Kyle only confines in Stan and Kenny (usually Stan more cause he takes Kyle’s fear more seriously and will just listen to his issues while Kenny’s main defense system is to laugh and distract him, which is nice but doesn’t always work). It doesn’t help that Cartman hangs out at the Marsh house a lot, too.

DUDE I LOVE THIS?

THIS IS SO CREATIVE! might not seem like it, but you’re giving me ideas, and who knows…. next part or maybe a new au soon! (prolly by next week, maybe, depends.) but i’ll totally write/draw more in the meantime, just, i don’t know if i’ll have motivation to write a finished story for it. this is literally so cool, i really like the idea of the parents being friends and i can like actually picture that, like kyle’s like “i’m gonna rock ur shit cartman” and cartman feels all threatened not knowing his enemy is like, 2 inches tall. it’s a really cool trope, and i’d read a fic/comic about that, definitely. thank you so much for putting in the time to send me asks, talented as always.

explination for a little break, news i guess?

i’m still gonna be on break for awhile. some drama stuff with school happened, and, yea, it’s so serious i’m pretty sure i can’t legally talk about it, but yea!!! i also recently got a skateboard, and have been spending a lot of my time on that. BUT, i still do love writing, so send asks if u want, and i will definitely write/draw about them when i’m out of this school drama shit.

honestly this has happened before and idk why it’s always with me, but it’s not like a school wide thing. it’s JUST me and 2 other ppl involved. sometimes i feel targeted. maybe ppl just don’t like me, idk!

tl;dr, drama

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Im calling it

Brofloski's opening

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one precedented time

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/nzM9tdK

by JackyOwOSiMp

One precedented time is all it was. The future versions of the boys giving up their own timeline to set corse the one precedented time they were looking for. Except this time, it didn't really go as planned. There was a change that night after the basket ball game, the change was that instead of being picked up by Sheila Brofloski, Kyle went home with Stan to his farm, and it all went quite unprecedented from there.

Words: 11, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: South Park

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Tweek Tweak, Craig Tucker, Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Randy Marsh, Sharon Marsh, Shelly Marsh, Ike Broflovski, Sheila Broflovski, Gerald Broflovski, Bebe Stevens, Wendy Testaburger

Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Bebe Stevens/Wendy Testaburger, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak

Additional Tags: Love Confessions, The Post COVID Special (South Park), Fluff, Cute, Confessions, rooftop confessions, Secret Relationship, Apologies, First Kiss, Alternate Universe - Future, Cute Kids

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/nzM9tdK

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Random South Park Headcanon

Gerald Brofloski watches Friends

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(Sorry forgot to read tags was very tired.) shelia brofloski

That’s okay! But I guess it’s a ref for everybody. I will only talk about adults save for Leslie Meyers. She’s. She’s my daughter.

Also Sheila.... I feel like she’s homoflexible tbh, she obviously loves Gerald a lot, but she gives me intense lesbian vibes idk