#Fuckjng hell

[twelve-thousand-pizzas]

There is no greater post nut regret than the kind you get after nutting to the thought of the most concerning ass frightening ass creepypasta character and then just laying there and fully realizing what you’ve done. Yeah.

[titsoutfortntduo]

If I don’t stop getting dieting and fasting ads I’m actually going to go insane and kill

[deathianartworks]

(screams)

[ghostly-bastard-artchive]

We are Gods Unwanted Children

(Also should say the pose is from and referencing that painting of Virgil and Dante in hell. Cause that's also a good fucking book. Gotta respect the OG self insert fanfic)

[luminousstardust]

KRYN DYNASTY / DUNAMANCY / BEACON MENTION

ESSEK NATION RISE UP

[jakesnaurrrr]

is it just me or does jake drive you completely insane like WDYM HE'S GROWING HIS HAIR OUT JAKE I AM NOT YOUR STRONGEST SOLDIER.

[whatthefuckisasweep]

after brainrotting over the toxic and unhinged dynamic that is jake and amir its hard to go back to more phoned in dynamics . ive never seen another relationship as codependent, radioactive, and yet so poetically balanced ?? i dont even want them to get better or married or to even be happy i want them to both descend into hell and be tortured next to each other for infinity and somehow that is the deepest form of love for them i can think of

like your partner is supposed to make you a better person but they both chose to choose the person who would enable their worst traits tenfold and then they decided to never let go and that to me is personally so interesting and insane i want to explode

[wardencommanderrodimiss]

My dnd group played Descent into Avernus, which starts off in Baldur’s Gate, so along with all of the fucked-up murder dungeons beneath manors and bathhouses and everything that the module included, my group further wrecked the city when one character

planted a magic bean in the yard of a duke we hated in the Upper City, which overnight grew into a massive stalk hundreds of feet tall.

in an entirely separate incident, caused that duke’s entire manor to become enveloped in a pyramid. I am still uncertain of the mechanics and reasoning behind this.

The beanstalk was cut down before we left the city but for all I know the pyramid is just going to be a fixture in the city forever.

And another character’s mother, who lived in the Upper City, made a devil contract that among other things caused her family’s manor to magically expand in size. I also do not know how this one shook out after the mother was killed and the contract broke.

Do not purchase real estate in Baldur’s Gate. You may wake up one day to find your manor has shrunk, because the previous owner made a deal with a devil for more square footage, and the devil finally remembered that the person on the other side of the deal is dead and they don’t need to keep using their devil magic on the house.

[aphantimes]

i miss my boy. big dumb idiot that would lay his whole body on top of my laptop. he was so sweet and cuddly

idk how id manage without my girl here with me. she's been glued to me

[quietplaceinthestars]

I wish people who write lotr fanfic didn’t inevitably end up writing low key constant emotional abuse to their blorbo.

[asexualincubus-blog]

EUGH I love him so much

[allthebestcowgirls]

when i think about the people who are still trying to push for voting for biden i get sooooo fucking angry it like makes my blood boil. fuck everyone who votes for any politician who isn't calling for a ceasefire. fuck anyone who votes for a politician supporting genocide. the system is soooo fucked any way u slice it but we still have a tiny bit of power to not allow these people in office again

[acaesic]

if i see another gloom division spoiler i may Die

[whumpy-wyrms]

tryna write but thinking about anton makes me so sleeeeppyyyy and comforted like hi man you are literally making me lose my MIND oh my god. cannot describe the way listening to any anton coded will wood song from the tllr playlist makes me feel. actually eternal bliss fr anton can you take me away

[mittenlady]

you can not get mad at someone for not adhering to rules you did not tell them btw.

[luminousstardust]

FOG-NESS MONSTER??????? STEPPING IN A BIG FOOT??????????????? the shattered teeth is going to be the islands of exandrian cryptids and i am SO here for it!!!!!