#AskPilotHHCrew

[askpilothhcrew]

"Hello everyone, and welcome to the Happy-er Hazbin Hotel. Sorry, but we recently changed our hotel's name due to the radio demon....anyway, I'm Charlotte Magne Morningstar or you can just call me Charlie! I'm the Princess of Hell, and the owner of this wonderful, fantastic, Hotel! My dream is to rehabilitate, and redeem every sinner because I know everyone one has a rainbow inside of them!"

Characters available for asks

Charlie

Vaggie

Alastor

Angel Dust

Husk

Nifty

Sir Pentious

Cherry Bomb

[askpilothhcrew]

Well yeah that's just two examples though

"Two examples? What do ya mean, pal?"

[askpilothhcrew]

Well them too but I mean alternative yous angel dust

"Huh? Ya mean there's different versions of myself?"

Angel Dust was a bit skeptical at what anon said.

[askpilothhcrew]

HtIYSD)

And now step three

*the anon takes the package and broke the noodles in half*

Angel raises an eyebrow at what the anon was doing.

"Um... is that how ya make spaghetti? I ain't a chef or anythin'"

[askpilothhcrew]

HtIYSD)

Step two get a pot ready for some spaghetti, luckily we prepared ahead of time. Angel can you reach the package from the top shelf?

"Why the fuck am I doing this right now!? Ugh! Fine then!"

Angel Dust was able to get the spaghetti package from the top shelf, and puts it on the kitchen counter.

"There! Ya happy now?"

He crossed 4 of his arms, and was feeling upset.

[askpilothhcrew]

(For angel, multi part ask using HtIYSD for identification)

Welcome to how to irritate your Italian spider demon.

Step one get your Italian spider demon. *Magic anon teleport him to the kitchen*

Angel suddenly appears in the kitchen area, and was completely confused.

"Huh? What the fuck am I doing in the kitchen?"

[askpilothhcrew]

Hey niffty what's your favorite thing about the guests and other staff of the hotel?

"Well, I like how they're so much fun being around! Although, I prefer cleaning and doing pest control around the Hotel!"

Nifty suddenly turned sinister, and makes a creepy smile on her face.

"I LIKE KILLING THE MOTHER BUGS INFRONT OF THEIR OWN CHILDREN...SO THEY COULD ALSO SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS THEIR MOTHER..."

Nifty immediately turns back into her normal personality.

"Thanks for the question!^^'

[askpilothhcrew]

That anon is trying to explain multiverse theory in a simple way by using alastor as an example saying there are versions of him who are either in your shoes or that went upstairs as in went to heaven

"Oh...ok then! It's both either Strawberry pimp becomes a famous pornstar like me or he gets redeemed going into Heaven. Now I understand now!"

[askpilothhcrew]

Oh there's many versions of lots of you all even ones where al went upstairs instead of down

"... I don't get it what ya saying?"

[askpilothhcrew]

Huh, most alternative angels I did that with were pissed off to the point that us anons could read it as "vibrating in Italian rage"

"Huh? What're ya talking about? What do ya mean "most alternative angels?" Ya met real Angels from Heaven or somethin'?"