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todomatsu and choromatsu stans are so so strong and need to be recognized nationally. Bc like, whenever I see criticism or hate of karamatsu from someone who doesnāt like him, I take spiritual damage bc I know theyāre kinda rightšš
#osmt#ososan#karamatsu#osomatsu san#ććę¾ćć#choromatsu#todomatsu#You guys deserve medals#And this is coming from someone who really likes totty and choro-chan#Tbf I think some of the hate comes from the fact that people think karamatsu doesnāt deserve the popularity#But that doesnāt mean theyāre wrong#like totty fans are smart so whenever they criticize Kara I have to take my L and leave#Like damn you ate me up a little
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Head cannon/Scenario #1
(Prompt sent in byĀ bunniesugarie, prompt being: wanting to surprise boyfriend with kiss but accidently kissing one of the other NEETs instead)
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Osomatsu:
(Y/n) just won big at Pachinko and so being a good partner they decided to share the money with their pervert boyfriend, Osomatsu
When they got there they had knocked on the door three times but seeing as no one responded they decided to just go in
When (Y/n) entered they decided to head to the living room, half because they felt their boyfriend would be too distracted reading his p*rnos to answer the door and half because they wanted to sneak kiss him
When they came into the room they saw that the Matsuno's got a new green sofa and they also saw their "boyfriend" sitting on it with his face looking down
Suddenly however he looked up upon hearing them entering the room and that was when they decided to strike
And so they kissed their "boyfriend"
"(Y/n)?"
They heard a voice from behind them and immediately recognized it as being Osomatsuās
But wait if Oso is behind them then who's...?
They immediately pulled away and noticed that they had accidently kissed Choromatsu, and that Choromatsu was surprisingly redder that the pine on their boyfriend's sweater
"Ah, sorry Choro-ppi. Shoulda noticed the lack of cowlicks."
However he was too shocked to answer back
Osomatsu went up to his brother and put his arm around his brother neck
"Yeah, but it's okay that you didn't notice, (Y/n). Anyway I gotta go make Fappymatsu into Fappydeadtsu."
And with that he carried Choro out of the room.
Karamatsu:
(Y/n) had started to take guitar lessons from theirĀ ācoolā boyfriend, Karamatsu
And so they walked up to their door and knocked on it five times
On the fifth knock (Y/n) decided to enter by themself and came to the thought that maybe he was waiting on the roof to serenade them when they came but simply didn't see them
Well they simply couldn't have this; I mean he already did a lot for them, they felt
So instead (Y/n) decided to go to the roof and surprise him instead
When they got to the roof as they expected they saw their āboyfriendā sitting there
Yet going to the roof maybe wasn't their smartest plan, as due to their fear of heights they started to stager around
And that's when they accidently fell on him in turn smashing their lips together
'Well not exactly the way I wanted to surprise him but I guess this works.' (Y/n) thought actually being half right as they certainly did surprise their gray and blue clad boyfriend
"(Y/n)?"
They heard the distinctive deep voice of their boyfriend behind them, and with that they immediately pounced off of the brother they accidently kissed, very cat like
However that wasn't the only thing that was very cat like as the guy they kissed turned out to be Jyushimatsu who had his trademark cat eyes
"My little Jyushimatsu, what were you and MY belle Karamatsu darling doing?"
He asked with a bit of a possessive voice, before sighing
"No, that came out wrong, just (Y/n) what were you doing on the roof, if you missed me then that's okay, just don't do something reckless, okay my Karamatsu bunny, I just don't want you to be hurt. And bruzzah, we'll talk about this later."
Choromatsu:
(Y/n) had just bought tickets to Nyaa-Chans newest concert, and while they were alright on the singer they knew Hashimoto was a particular favourite of their otaku boyfriend, Choromatsu
They just arrived after the purchase of said tickets, '6000 yen just for some tickets?! If only Choro-ppi's interests were less expensive!'
They knocked on the door of their house four times, before deciding to just enter and get swarmed by the brothers
However when they entered, there was nothing of the sort
This somewhat relieved (Y/n) as at least they wouldn't have to deal with their tomfoolery like usual
And so they decided to head to their bedroom/personal living room and wait there for them to come back
However when they did go there instead of a bare room like they expected, they did actually see that one of the boys was still home
(Y/n) assumed that it would've been their boyfriend as he wasn't the most sociable and they knew that he had just recently bought a new issue of OPM, so he may have decided to stay home to read that instead
And (Y/n) really liked seeing his adorable embarrassed blushing face so what better way to be privy to that look than surprise kiss him?
So they did just that but they must have been too distracted by kissing their "boyfriend" to notice the loud bang of two doors opening, one being the house door, and the other being the bedroom door
"Jeez, what an asshole! He really lit my ass hair on- (Y/n)-Chan?"
(Y/n)'s ears immediately picked up on the annoyed but cute voice of their boyfriend coming from behind them and so they shot up like a rocket and looked rather bashful and ashamed of their mistake
"Ichimatsuā¦ anyway wanna go to the pub, (Y/n)-Chan? Akatsuka knows I could do with a drink."
This immediately brightened their mood and soon after they went out of the house to go to the aforementioned pub, while Ichimatsu passed out from excessive blood loss
Ichimatsu:
'I miss Ichinyah!' (Y/n) thought whining, as they had not seen their boyfriend since Monday (provided Monday was yesterday)
(Y/n) was on their usual walk when they looked to the left of their and saw an alley way
Now in the alley way, they saw someone with a bowl haircut and a hoodie on feeding some adorable little stray cats
However, the alley was much too dark to pick up on anything else apart from that
So with those distinctive clues they decided that it must have been their anti-social boyfriend, Ichimatsu
'Ichinyah? Ichinyah!' They thought as they ran up to their "boyfriend", loomed over him, and planted a kiss on his lips
"(Y/n)?"
They heard Ichimatsu's dreary voice from behind them say, causing them to turn around and say happily, "Yes?"
However immediately after that they realized that if Ichimatsu was behind them then who did they just kiss?!
"Karamatsu?" They said looking at the man's face and immediately noticing the shades that only he would wear in a dark alley
"Akatsuka-damnit, Shittymatsu! First you steal cats from me and now this?!"
Ichimatsu shouted more than peeved off, and this was (Y/n) knew they had to say something before this escalated like it usually does
"Wait it was my fault! I accidently kissed Kara-Kun!" (Y/n) said and Ichimatsu's face immediately softened
"Ohā¦ Well, what were you even doing here? I thought you preferred dogs." Ichimatsu asked with a raised eyebrow
"Ichinyah, just cause I prefer dogs doesn't mean that I don't like cats, I mean that's like me saying that just cause I prefer you as my boyfriend means that I don't like your brothers as friends." This caused Ichimatsu to blush as he was happy to know you preferred him over his brothers
Jyushimatsu:
(Y/n) decided to take their dog out for a walk and decided to go to the park, as they hoped they would be able to run (most likely literally) into their happy-go-lucky boyfriend, Jyushimatsu
After taking a walk around the park maybe six times, they decided to go find a bench to sit down, when to their surprise and joy they saw their "boyfriend"
'Huh, weird that he isn't wearing his usual training gear but maybe he decided to go to the park for some other reason.' (Y/n) thought but they was certain it must've been Jyushi as they never knew any of the other brothers to enjoy the park
And so they went to walk over to him but last minute decided that a fun way to say hi to him was to surprise him with a kiss
And so before they sat down next to him they closed their eyes, puckered their lips, and went in for the smooch
"(Y/n)-Chan!!!"
They heard a voice from behind their shout as it came closer and closer, they knew that voice to be Jyushi's, but if that was Jyushi thenā¦
"Huh, Totty? (Y/n)-Chan why did you just kiss Todomatsu? Wellā¦ I guess it's okay cause we do look similar from behind! Especially when we're wearing the same colour!"
(Y/n) was really happy that due to the adorable naivety of their boyfriend he just saw it as a mistake which, in fairness, it was
"Ah, Kiiro don't jump on him I thought I told you about this."
Todomatsu:
(Y/n) was currently in a Sanrio shop as they had a love of all things cute just like their devious boyfriend, Todomatsu
That was when they passed by the Hello Kitty section and saw a boy who looked exactly like their boyfriend
And so (Y/n) walked over to him and decided to wait until he turned around to around to surprise him with a kiss
Now, they figured that this wouldn't be a problem as Totty was never the type to mind PDA, in fact he enjoyed it and was happy to have a person as attractive as them show publicly display their love
Well let's just say today was differentā¦
Anyway, as their "boyfriend" turned around they smashed their lips together
"(Y/n)-Chan?"
They heard Totty's catty voice from behind and with hearing that they immediately pulled away from the person they just kissed, and saw it to be Osomatsu
"Oso? I'm sorry about that."
(Y/n) apologized while Osomatsu's face became smug and flirty
"Oh please, if you can do that again it would make my day."
He said causing the youngest to shoot a death glare at the oldest
"Hehe, you're soooo funny Nii-San anyway, what are you even doing here?"
He asked with a scowl and raised eyebrow, well that was before (Y/n) turned to face him and his face immediately went to his usual expression
On the other hand Oso was nervous about explaining the reason why he was their in the first place
"Uhā¦ Well, I guess there's no point hiding it, I'm a huge fan of Hello Kitty."
However instead of the deriving laughter he expected he instead got a smile from (Y/n) and a shrug from Totty
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(Whelp, there you are my first ever scenario thing, I tried to make (Y/n) as gender neutral as I possibly could, and I would again like to thankĀ bunniesugarie for sending the prompt in, but I would also like to thank you for reading it, well until next time feel free to request away, and Imma start working on memes)
#osomatsu x reader#karamatsu x reader#choromatsu x reader#ichimatsu x reader#jyushimatsu x reader#todomatsu x reader#osomatsu sanĀ scenarios#osomatsu san head cannons
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aaaa are you still taking the sickfic requests?? maybe "don't speak" with choro as the sickie pls?
SickFic Prompts / ACCEPTING!
Donāt Speak - (character) has a horribly sore throat and is reduced to barely talking while they load up on hot drinks and soup to recover.
yesssss always!!! I had so much fun with this, it hit me right in the Honey Nut Feelios and I hope it does the same for u, sunshine š©
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After still feeling like total crap for several days while his brothers were almost completely recovered from the cold theyād all caught, Choromatsu finally breaks down and goes to the doctor.
He doesnāt really want to. Being sick is something they all hate, and continuing to suffer after everyone else felt better is just astronomically unfair. Sometimes he thinks he can will himself back to health if only he sleeps and takes medicine and does everything a sick person is supposed to do.
The others prod at him to get checked out, though, considering the fact that lately every time heās tried to speak, itās set off a cough and is painful even to those just listening.
When he comes back home with a pharmacy bag and an informational sheet proclaiming that heās been diagnosed with laryngitis, it explains a lot.
He has little choice but to hand the sheet over to Osomatsu as Karamatsu comes over to help remove his scarf and coat and walk him over to the kotatsu. The eldest of them doesnāt necessarily know best all the time, but usually when one of them is sick or hurt with more than a cold or a tiny scrape, Osomatsu often slides into big brother mode and shows a surprising amount of maturity.
For once, Choromatsu is actually glad his oldest brother is taking charge of the situation.
āOkaaaay, guys,ā he calls as Choromatsu settles in at the table. āSo this thing says Choromatsu hasā¦ acute laryngitis. The doctor thinks itās because he had a cold, I guess, since it says āviral causeā. Huh.ā
Everyone else is already seated around the kotatsu since itās the middle of winter and freezing. Jyushimatsuās arm shoots up right away. āOh! Whatās laryngitis? Thatās a funny word. Are we gonna get it too?ā
Choromatsu opens his mouth to try and explain, like usual. Instead, he manages to get out a weak, āProbably not,ā before he starts to cough.
āHey,ā Osomatsu pouts as Karamatsu pats the third eldest on the back, āthis thing says youāre not supposed to talk if you can help it, Fappymatsu. So, yāknowā¦ shut up.ā
What he gets in return for his efforts is an unimpressed glare.
Osomatsu grins, running a finger under his nose before looking back at the information sheet. āWell, Iām not wrong! Okay, soā¦ the cold was contagious, but it says the actual laryngitis isnāt. Itās just some kind of throat thing that happened because of the cold. So it might happen for the rest of us, but I doubt it since weāre all feeling better already. Choromatsu just has bad luck, I guess.ā
Karamatsu hums in thought and continues to rub his brotherās back. āHmph, weāre probably safe then. Which means we just have to focus on taking care of our dear brother. How do we do that?ā
Choromatsu holds the bag from the pharmacy up, allowing Ichimatsu to snatch it and dump the contents out on the table. He points toward the things he picked up at the doctorās recommendation ā over-the-counter painkillers, lozenges, a throat spray, and cough syrup. Thereās other stuff mixed in too, like tissues and a jar of yuzu-cha and a magazine. Though he could have lived without everyone seeing that, itās not a huge deal.
Osomatsu waves the paper before picking through everything on the table. āWell, it says they donāt have any kind of prescription to give him. No antibiotics since itās viral. Looks like it says the cough medicines and painkillers might help. āHome remedies may also provide temporary reliefāā¦ like tea and soup, huh? So we should probably try to keep the bastard hydrated with warm stuff.ā
Karamatsu gets to his feet, grabbing the jar of yuzu-cha on his way. āIn that case, why donāt I go mix up some of this for you right now? After being out in the cold air, your throat could probably use something warm. Want me to add a little honey?ā
Choromatsu nods eagerly, mouthing, āYes, please.ā
Karamatsuās face brightens at being useful, and he gives an exaggerated pose before heading into the kitchen. āWhat a good patient! Your big brother will be back with something soothing before you know it!ā
āHold on,ā Totty comments as he scoots the lozenges, spray, and syrup toward him, ādid you get all this stuff to take for your throat?ā
His eyes scan over the labels, then roll back in his head when heās finished. āAh, Choromatsu-nii-san! You canāt take all of these at the same time. See, look. They all say ādo not use with other medications containingā ā uh ā well ā w-well, I canāt pronounce the word, but itās the same one! They must all contain this ingredient, so you canāt take them all in the same day.ā
Ichimatsu makes a gesture for Totty to hand them over, then nods after reading them. āYeah, heās right. If you take all these in the same day, even if you use each one like the directions say, youāll be basically overdosing on this shit. Your mouthāll go numb. Be drooling all over the place and maybe having trouble breathing.ā
All the medicine is plucked from his hands by Osomatsu. āOkay, so weāll rotate āem, and Iāll take care of giving it to you whenever you need medicine. Yāknow, so that fever doesnāt fry your brain and make you forget which one youāre taking for the day. Which one do you wanna use today?ā
Choromatsu lets out a soft groan which only serves to irritate his throat further. He could seriously just kick his own ass for not checking that before he bought all of those. The only excuse he has is that heās in a lot of pain and not thinking like he normally does. He points to the spray, thinking maybe itāll feel kind of like sour spray candy; once it gets sprayed on, it melts and lingers for a minute, which might be a nice quality in a medicine for sore throats.
āAlright, open up.ā Osomatsu tears off the plastic packaging. āTotty, Ichimatsu, did either of you see how many times Iām supposed to spray this?ā
āTwo sprays every two hours as needed. But itās only supposed to stay for fifteen seconds, then he has to spit it out. Heās not supposed to swallow it or it might give him a stomachache. Totty, you wanna go get an empty cup for him to spit in and a glass of water to wash the taste out of his mouth afterwards?ā
āWhat?? Why canāt you do it? Your legs arenāt broken!ā
āYeah, but Iām busy.ā
āAre you kidding me? Doing what?!ā
Ichimatsu shuffles himself closer to Choromatsu and puts an arm around his big brother. āIām his emotional support Ichimatsu.ā
Choromatsu chuckles a bit, though it turns into coughing pretty quickly.
āOh, my God. Now you know why youāre not first in my brother rankings, right?ā Totty grumbles, but gets up anyway. āFiiiiine, Iāll be right back.ā
The idea of an emotional support anything is nice, though, so Choromatsu leans into the contact, resting his head on Ichimatsuās shoulder. As it is, the fourth eldest is almost like a cat, warm and cuddly when he feels like it.
His fever must be getting to him, because he could even swear he hears Ichimatsu purring.
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The next three days in the Matsuno household are, predictably, a little wild.
Although Choromatsu sleeps on the couch in the other room so that his coughing doesnāt wake his brothers, itās pretty much all for naught. At least one of them ends up missing him in the night and coming to camp out with him anyway; he just counts his lucky stars that when he needs them most, they show themselves to be pretty great brothers.
He also practically lives on soup and tea. Mom and the others try to switch it up a little, because otherwise eating and drinking the same things every day would drive him nuts. Plain miso and zosui were fine for the first day, but after he could breathe through his nose and smell things again, they started offering him other stuff.
Honestly, shogayu and negi-miso-yu have never tasted so good. Now that he can taste the yuzu-cha, too, and Karamatsu prepares some for him at least once in the afternoon, itās like a small slice of heaven. Heās pretty sure Karamatsu can tell how grateful he is even without words, if the stupidly proud look on his older brotherās face whenever Choromatsu drinks it is any indication.
His throat still hurts like hell for a while. Itās difficult to speak, so Osomatsu, in his infinite wisdom, has relegated his brother to using a mini dry erase board and marker if he needs to say anything. That doesnāt mean Choromatsu doesnāt try to talk. He does his best not to if he doesnāt absolutely need to, however, since he wants to be rid of this thing more than anyone.
Thankfully, everyone is apparently using this as an excuse to treat him nicely. He gets to sit in front of the TV watching Nyaa-chan concerts almost nonstop, while nestling in against his emotional support Ichimatsu. Karamatsu in particular keeps checking every twenty minutes or so to see if thereās anything he can get for his little brother, and whatever Choromatsu asks for, he gets. Hell, at one point heās craving ice cream, even though milky things arenāt a good idea for someone whoās coughing, and Karamatsu comes back with a melon ice pop, which is almost as good.
Totty even manages to do something nice while typing away on his phone. He says heās got Choromatsu a date. With a girl. Who likes pop idols. Whoās really excited to meet him as soon as heās better. He says he texted her a picture of Choromatsu and she thinks heās really cute. Itās perhaps a good thing that he canāt say much right now, because heās sure heād scream loud enough to lose his voice a second time.
Jyushimatsu even sits there on Choromatsuās other side, and reads magazine articles to him whenever theyāre not watching TV. Of course, he doesnāt read the dirty articlesā¦ well, he doesnāt read those out loud after the first time he tried and everybody ended up crying with laughter. They all joked that even when he was sick that would be Choromatsuās main priority, and for once, he laughed along with them despite the fact that it made him cough.
The one who surprises him the most is Osomatsu. Maybe that shouldnāt actually be a surprise, though. He fills the role of diligent oldest brother with a lot more ease than one might expect; he breaks out the thermometer every few hours to make sure Choromatsuās fever isnāt getting higher, he keeps track of which medicines Choromatsu is supposed to take and when, he helps Mom cook things that will help Choromatsu feel better, and if heās not doing any of that other stuff, heās positioned with Choromatsu sitting on his lap, with Ichimatsu and Jyushimatsu on either side, running his fingers through his little brotherās hair. It almost feels like the way things were when they were all kids.
Choromatsu is easily tired out when heās sick, and heās 99.99999% sure that itās Osomatsu who carries him to bed every night when he inevitably falls asleep.
Despite the fact that he gives them a lot of shit, and none of them are perfect people, he knows heās got some pretty amazing brothers.
Today heās feeling nearly back to his old self, and his throat is less sore than itās been in over a week. He knows itās partially thanks to rest and partially thanks to how well his family has been taking care of him. Despite that heās starting to recover, the others are still treating him much the same as they have been. Tea whenever he wants it ā as well as Karamatsu shoving it in his direction, urging him to drink with that pathetic puppy dog face of his, even when he doesnāt quite want it ā and lots of head pats and the TV turned to whatever heās in the mood for.
Heās not quite as tired as heās been lately, so it would be all too effortless to just take advantage of all this. Instead, his thoughts have just kept turning to how grateful he is to have so many people he can count on.
Thereās some small part of him that has to admit he can be just as bad as they all are sometimes. He can be selfish and rude and lazy. But when one of his brothers is sick or hurt, he knows he steps up to the plate to try and take care of them. To know that theyāre all willing to do the same for him when heās the one in need makes him happier than he thinks heās been in a long time.
Heās still got the dumb little whiteboard Osomatsu gave him, because his voice isnāt back to normal just yet. For a moment, he scribbles on it, then he holds it up for Osomatsu whoās sitting behind him. āHey, Oso,ā he speaks up in a quiet, breathy, raspy voice.
āUhā¦! Hey, dumbass, youāre not supposed to be talking yet,ā Osomatsu laughs, then lifts his head to look at the board. āā¦ Huh? Choromatsuā¦ heyā¦ā
He laughs in a way that makes it sound like heās about to cry, then takes the board and waves it to get everyone elseās attention. āHey, guys! Hahaā¦ look! Look at this shit!ā
Four other pairs of eyes turn in their direction. Practically as soon as everyone has processed what Choromatsu has written, heās buried in a pile of brothers. He gets arms put around him, and kisses on his forehead, and everyone nuzzling against his face. Theyāre all laughing in that same way Osomatsu didā¦
ā¦ Well, until they all start actually crying. Including Choromatsu himself.
The whiteboard falls to the ground, mostly forgotten, but the words written on it hanging over the sextuplets like a rainbow.
Thanks for everything. I love you guys. š
#Osomatsu san#whump#Choromatsu#Osomatsu#Karamatsu#Ichimatsu#Jyushimatsu#Totty#illness#laryngitis#caretaking#UGHHHHH THEY'RE ALL SUCH GOOD BOYS DAMMIT#I'm crying into my tea I love them so much look at them aLL AGGRESSIVELY TAKING CARE OF ONE OF THEIR OWN
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EVERY. MATSU. For the ask thing~
I Am Going To Beat You To Death
Osomatsu
>SEE PREVIOUS ASK
Karamatsu
Favourite Thing About Them
He's so genuinely kind and caring, a bad boy with all the attributes of punk but not a bland ass edgy caricature.
Also THE STAFF CONFIRMED THAT HE'S NOT FAKING ANYTHING, EVERYTHING HE IS NOW IS A PRODUCT OF HIS OWN SELF-LOVE AND I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER.
Least Favourite Thing About Them
He doesn't go ape shitt enough. Why won't they let him KILL. (S2 stumped whatever I would've originally put here, I'm so happy)
Favourite Line
This absolute goldmine of a line here.
brOTP
YOU GUESSED IT, IT'S CHOUKEI
but also š S š U š I š R š I š K š U š
OTP
I don't have one, but do you ever think about how Kara leaned in to kiss Iyami (Iyayo) and Iyami was just going to let it happen, I do.
nOTP
Ugly Flower ass bitch.
Random Headcanon
Every so often Kara likes to doodle when he feels like it. He has a sketchbook full of doodles and studies of his brothers, who he draws when they're all just lounging around the house. As such they're all in sitting or lying positions and he's able to capture their personalities in each doodle. There's a handful of pages that are just studies of Oso, reclining on the couch reading a comic, sleeping at the kotatsu or any number of things.
Unpopular Opinion
Kara exists outside of Ichi and all of his development/angst potential does not revolve around his relationship with Ichi.
Song I Associate Them With
Yours If You Want it by Rascal Flatts
Favourite Picture Of Them
Honestly, I love waaaaaaayyy too many pictures of Kara to even think about picking one but this shot from NeetPro is a high contender. I ALWAYS love seeing Kara wearing his Perfect Fashion and this picture does a great job of capturing his whole personality at once.
Cool man but with gentle eyes. He smiles, stands non-threateningly and just looks so serene. I cry.
Choromatsu
Favourite Thing About Them
He is actually a very kind and nurturing soul trapped in an anxious body and people need to appreciate this side of him more. He doesn't take Totty to the bathroom or offer his brothers his shoulder to cry on for any reason other than he genuinely wants to be of help. We all know he's strong enough to yeet them if he wanted to.
Least Favourite Thing About Them
BABY HATES HIMSELF SO MUCH, MY LOVEY PLEASE GIVE YOURSELF REST. I swear you're fine as you are.
Favourite Line
"Shit. I wasn't able to stop their Ferris Wheel Tyranny" - Tabimatsu Event
brOTP
SUIRIKU!! And š W š A š K š A š B š A š
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CHORODAYO CHORODAYO CHORODAYO CHORODAYO CHORODAYO CHORODAYO THEY DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THEY GOT.
WHY ARE YOU ALL SLEEPING ON THE BEST WOMAN WHO ISN'T MATSUYO IN CHORO'S LIFE??
nOTP
ChoroNyaa.
Random Headcanon
Choro raises succulents and it makes him feel happy because he's able to put his energy into nurturing something and watching it grow. It makes him feel better about himself because he gets to see something beautiful thrive because of his love and care! It's a positive and therapeutic feeling and it always makes him feel better when he's sad or anxious.
Unpopular Opinion
It's almost 2020 and we still have to say that Choro is not more perverted or cursed than any of the other brothers. They have all had poorly aging jokes at least once in the show by now. It's a shock humour comedy and we KNOW that they fluctuate almost every episode. We rely entirely on translated subtitles that are never going to be 100% accurate.
Song I Associate Them With
Verge by Owl City and Aloe Blacc
Favourite Picture Of Them
This is basic I know but I swear this is not for a thirsty reason lmao
Choro is ALWAYS always drawn very moe and cute (partly due to Asano-san's influence as head illustrator) so his appearances in official art are (usually) very childlike in nature imo. So when the staff released this series of images it hit me like a truck because he looks really mature here?? It's a really good look for him, Mature Choro is not a thing we get a lot of (Kara occupies the Sexy box and Oso gets all the mature atmosphere just because he's the eldest) so this picture really sticks with me, I just love how grown up he looks.
Ichimatsu
Favourite Thing About Them
He's a very perceptive and very mindful boy. I can't explain why but I love how good he is at reading the room and people's emotions. A lot of the time it means he can speak up for others if they're too afraid to be honest or cant understand their feelings.
Least Favourite Thing About Them
Nothing that comes to mind! (S2 fixed this as well lmao)
Favourite Line
"ARE YOU A COMIC? YES, GOOD JOB!~"
brOTP
Parka!! Or 110!!
OTP
No OTP for Ichimacchan.
nOTP
YanaIchi. Sorry guys.
Random Headcanon
Ichi is on the aroace spectrum and is romance repulsed. His relationship goal in life is just to remain as close to his brothers as he is now. So long as he has his brothers and his 12 million cats, he's good.
Unpopular Opinion
Ichi is not just Edgy McFurry and I wish people would focus more on the rest of his personality, which is actually a very kind but insecure boy. Also the next time I see someone describe him as a tsundere I'm gonna start swinging.
Song I Associate Them With
Demon Kitty Rag bg Katzenjammer
Favourite Picture Of Them
(Is this technically my favourite picture of Choro HFJFHDJFJJF I LAUGHED AT THIS FOR MONTHS ON END WHEN THIS EPISODE AIRED)
Jyushimatsu
Favourite Thing About Them
A very smart and supportive boy!
Least Favourite Thing About Them
He vores people and gets away with it, when will he recieve the jail time he deserves.
Favourite Line
This. Just this, I scream every fucking time.
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KINNIKU!!! KINNIKKUUUUUUUUU!!!! šššššššššššššš
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Can you believe it's not JyushiHomu?
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Don't think I have one?
Random Headcanon
I'm not sure if this has been mentioned in canon but I love the idea that Jyushi really likes fish and marine life! Crabs, cephalopods and the nautilus are his favourites!
Unpopular Opinion
He IS actually smart and extremely conniving, he is not all volume, do not trust this man lmao
Song I Associate Them With
Brotherswing by Caravan Palace
Favourite Picture Of Them
I don't actually have a lot of pictures of Jyushi but I will never not love this picture of him carrying Choro-chan to safety.
Todomatsu
Favourite Thing About Them
He loves and will die for his family. He has a really loving heart.
Least Favourite Thing About Them
I know WHY he does it but sometimes he sets his brothers up to fail completely and I'm like WHY, NO ONE WAS EVEN FIGHTING WITH YOU LITTLE SHIT lmao
Favourite Line
"It's actually really fun being sextuplets"
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110 and, at times, Cyber!
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Nothing.
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Y'all gonna hate me after these. AtsuTodo.
Random Headcanon
Totty is an extroverted introvert (I think that's the term) and that's why he prefers to do some things on his own, like exercising and going on trips, but doesn't mind socialising wih a select group of people i.e his brothers, his friends.
Unpopular Opinion
He's not at all cute.
Song I Associate Them With
I don't actually have one for him yet, sorry about that!
Favourite Picture Of Them
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Osomatsu x Dangan Ronpa
For the sake of motives and such making sense letās assume that thereās other characters thrown in so thereās people involved with the game, I mean 6 people leads to a pretty shitty killing game amirite. Based on this post.
Karamatsu: Ultimate Fashion Designer
As stated his mannerisms are over the top and heās painful as all hell. But he genuinely wants everyone to get along, and for them all to get out safe. During the first motive, him and Choromatsu decide to team up in order to try to bring everyone together to keep tensions from rising. He tries his best to bring Ichimatsu into the group, even though he straight up refuses to get involved and continues to stay in his room. Him and Choromatsu manage to get everyone in agreement, (except Ichimatsu) that they would stay inside at night, and meet up promptly at 8am in the cafeteria the next morning. A couple of nights later Karamatsu and Choromatsu met up during and hour when theyāre supposed to be in their dorms. In secret they came up with an escape plan and were discussing how they would explain it to the others the next morning, while avoiding Monokumaās detection. The discussion went well, but as he turned around to leave, Choromatsu pushed him down the stairs resulting Karamatsuās death.
Fate: MurderedĀ
Choromatsu: Ultimate Fan
As Karamatsu turned to walk away from him during their meeting he shakingly reached out and pushed Karamatsu down the stairs as hard as he could. He watched him fall, and as he heard the final thud as Karamatsuās body finally hit the ground finally realized what he had done. In a panic he hid the body in a supply closet after cleaning up the blood and ran back to his dorm. Upon arriving he realized that if he left Karamatsuās body down at the bottom of the stairs it would look as if he fell by his own accord, and ran back and moved the body back to its original position. However most of the blood had already been cleaned making it look even more suspicious. In his trial he reveals that he didnāt plan on killing Karamatsu that night, but he realized that their plan was futile and confessed that he wanted to see Nyaa Chan perform just one more time.
Fate: Executed
Ichimatsu: Ultimate Animal Rescuer
After Karamatsu and Choromatsuās deaths Ichimatsu made a greater effort to be a part of the group. He felt bad about the way he had treated Kara, and Choros death is still burned into his memory. The second motive came less than a week from Choros death. Everyone of the boys had a photo slipped under their doors in the middle of the night. It was a photo of his cat shelter, completely destroyed. Windows were smashed, the room was torn apart and not a single cat was in sight. Despite his efforts in the beginning, seeing his shelter like this completely broke him. He refused to leave his room again, not even coming out to eat this time. He threatened to kill anyone who tried to talk to him or try to get him out of the room. Because of this everyone was shocked to find him in the kitchen the next day, head cracked open and a knife lodged into his chest.
Fate: Murdered
Jyushimatsu: Ultimate Baseball Star
Poor Jyushi, he tried not to let it show but watching Choromatsu get executed really broke his spirit. He tried to keep up his happy facade but it was hard. Osomatsu would lash out when he tried to cheer him up, and Ichimatsu wouldnāt leave his room. Totty of course acted like it didnāt bother him but he was shaken as well. All he wanted to do was see his friends happy, but how could he make them smile if he wasnāt able to smile himself? Thatās when the motive came, a picture slipped under their doors in the middle of the night. He picks up a picture of a living room that he doesnāt even recognize. He doesnāt understand at first. I mean it looks clean, thereās nothing unusual about it really. But then he notices it. On the couch is a yellow wristband covered in blood. You can just barely make out the number 14 on it. This is what leads to him louring Ichimatsu out of his room and into the kitchen ultimately killing him.
Fate: Executed
Osomatsu: Ultimate ????
The third motive starts simple enough, if you kill someone and get away with it your walk away with 100,00,000 yen. Youād think heād be all over that, but at this point heās not killing anyone just to spite the stupid fuckin bear. Later Monokuma approaches him directly with a second motive on top of the money. Whoever kills someone and gets away with it will not only receive the money, but a tape containing all of their lost memories. Osomatsu benefits from this the most since he has no idea what his talent is, or if he even has one.In the end he decides āfuck the bear and fuck my talentā and to live in the moment. His past isnāt that important to him, all he wants right now is to protect the others. Watching Choro and Jyushi get executed killed him inside, and he swore that he would do anything in his power to keep everyone alive in their memory.
Todomatsu: Ultimate Blogger/Information Broker
Totty tried hard to hide behind his cute and snarky personality but he was honestly shaken to the core. He seemed to throw blame around quickly while looking quite suspicious himself. Even though his eyes lit up when the 100,000,00 yen motive was announced in the end he managed to stay safe and to not murder anyone. Somehow.
Fate: Alive
ENDING: After the last blackened Monobear decides to play Osomatsuās tape anyway. He airs it all over the school, and on every monitor. It reveals that Osomatsu was the mastermind all along. Osomatsu doesnāt want to believe it,as well as everyone else left alive but there he was, on screen laughing and confessing to it all. Despair!Osomatsu then states that the best way to experience despair is to experience it yourself, and explains how heās going to wipe his own memory and participate in it himself to experience the ULTIMATE DESPAIR. In the end Osomatsu sacrifices himself, and in doing so unlocks the way out of the school setting everyone free.
#osomatsu san#dangan ronpa#osomatsu matsusno#osomatsu#karamatsu#karamatsu matsuno#choromatsu#choromatsu matsuno#ichimatsu matsuno#ichimatsu#jyushimatsu#jyushimatsu matsuno#todomatsu#todomatsu matsuno#totty#dangan ronpa AU
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Hey! I noticed you were feeling down, so here's something I've been thinking about! What kinds of stuff do you think would happen if Homura would have stayed? And what kinds of interactions would she have with the other brothers~? (Sorry if you've been asked this before! Thanks! ^u^)
Hi! I donāt believe weāve spoken before; itās nice to meet you! ^^ (and sorry for the late reply orz)
And thank you so much for the very nice question!! :āD Hmm, had Homura stayed instead of leavingā¦ Well, honestly, I imagine sheād still have a lot of problems to deal with, even if now sheās dating Jyushi D: Like, she probably doesnāt have a job anymore, doesnāt have a place to stay, she might be too ashamed to ask for help from anyone, thereās still a chance of people recognizing her from her AV work, her suicidal inclinations arenāt going to go awayā¦ Itās not going to be a smooth ride at all (and tbh thinking about it now it may have been for the best that Ep. 9 ended the way it did ;; She might need some time to get away from it all in somewhere safe like back home in the country).
But of course Jyushiāll be extra supportive, as well as the other Matsus. Whether or not itāll end well for Homura in the long run depends on how optimistic/cynical you are, but the boys (especially Jyushi) are going stay by her side and be kind to her to the sweet/bitter end.
As for interactions with the other brothers, oooh thatās fun to think about!! Hereās what I think theyād be (under the cut):
Oso - Heās going to be the big brother Homuraās never had :āD Well, technically they all will, since I headcanon the boys to be older than Homura by a few years, but Oso will be the Ultimate Big Bro. I imagine heād be rather protective of her, and be more respectful towards her compared to how he usually is with girls haha. (He probably tried a porn pickup line on her once, but seeing how uncomfortable it made Homura he stopped and never did it again.) Heād also be among the few who knows about Homuraās past (the others being Jyushi and [fic spoilers]), and not only does keep her secret safe but when confronting her about it he assures her that Jyushi and the others would never look down on her for being in AV. All in all, Homura would find someone dependable in Oso :ā)
Kara - Homura would find Kara funny in a painful way. Like, I imagine Kara would try out cheesy pick-up lines on her (heās not hitting on her, no, but itās good to practice :P) and theyāre so painful that Homura canāt help but laugh despite herself. She doesnāt have the heart to tell him that his pick-up lines and other grandiose romantic shenanigans are too painful for her to take seriously. Kara meanwhile thinks heās doing a good job because oh I made her laugh!!Ā and he proceeds to be as painful as ever :ā) But Homura thinks Kara is a sweetheart despite the painfulness, and Kara regards her as a beloved younger sister. (He also calls her Jyushimatsu Girl; e.g.Ā āHello, Homura-chan! How is our dear Jyushimatsu Girl doing on this fine day?ā)
Choro - Poor Choro would start out approaching Homura very awkwardly - donāt get him wrong, he likes her, but aaaaah how does one talk to nice pretty girls like Homura-chan? So yeah, the poor guyās very shy at first ;; But sooner or later heād start being more comfortable around her and heād try his best to make himself a more presentable-slash-acceptable friend/potential brother-in-law. It might cause him to start rising again at first actually lol :P Although later on he could probably start indulging Homura in some of his more secret passions, like Nyaachan!! Heād offer to take her to concerts, offer to teach her Nyaachanās songs and dances, etc. Tbh Homura probably finds the idol stuff very awkward but she goes along with it because itās clear to her that it makes Choro happy and itās really all in good fun. Heās just happy to share the stuff he loves with a good friend :ā)
Ichi - Oh, Ichiā¦ Ichi doesnāt like Homura at first lol. He kinda found her presence a threat, and he was jealous of her for taking his best brotherās attention (not to mention that she inspired Jyushi to change himself in Ep. 9, and Ichi worried that Jyushi would never be the same and heād be taken away from him forever). But I headcanon Homura to be a cat person, almost as much as Ichi is, and the first make a real connection through that and things grow from there. I imagine theyād get along because theyāve got quite a lot in common - very depressed people with sucky backstories (I assume Ichiās was sucky enough for him to become who he is now) who love Jyushi and look to him for hope and comfort. Like, Homura can allow herself to be dark, angry, hopeless around Ichi (esp. on days where she feels she doesnāt want to burden Jyushi with her problems (even though we all know Jyushi would gladly bear them)) and heād listen and just be there for her and that would be enough to help. The same goes for vice-versa. While Ichi would keep being a tsundere around her heād actually turn out to be one of the most genuine, most loyal friends Homura would ever have. Iād go so far to say that after Jyushi, heād be the Matsu Homura would be the closest to.Ā also Ichi ends up falling in love with her tooĀ wait what
Totty - Totty would kinda be like Homuraās big brother andĀ younger brother at the same time. Like yeah heās older than her (finally heās not the youngest!!) and heād try his best to be a fun and friendly older brother figure, but at the same time he canāt help but want to be babied and spoiled by a girl, even if itās his brotherās girlfriend and he isnāt interested in her romantically :P Heād still be a cute and charming flirt with her but itās more of to make her smile and lighten her mood rather than any actual interest. Totty would take Homura shopping and heād help her find clothes to make her look cute so when Jyushi sees her in them heād be absolutely floored to have such a cute girlfriend :āD
TL;DR the other five Matsus would all love her like a sister and if anyone hurts her they and Jyushi will come to that assholeās house and break their teeth in :ā)
#Replies#musaila#Homerun Girl#Jyushi#Brothers#otp: we'll meet again! muscle hustle!#brotp: homumatsu#(That's my tag for it now dammit)#Headcanons#My headcanons#suicide mention //#OH BOY DID THIS TAKE LONG#I started this like... 2-3AM? and now it's 4AM#I'm very sorry for the late reply!#But answering this was fun and I hope you enjoyed it :')#Also tbh I'm thinking all these will pop up in 'may you always be satisfied' in one way or another#I should really get back to that fic soon... The second chapter's barely even done... orz
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So the new Osomatsu Party cards are absolutely adorable and as sweet as chocolate ā„Ā All six of them are really, but one of the cards that really caught my eye was Ichiās. Look at this tsundere :P And Jyushi smiling in the background while he watches his best brother get chocolates from the viewerĀ someone who we can assume to be a very sweet special person. Everything about the Ichi card is cute, period.
Jyushiās card is no slouch, either. Look at that smile!! Heās so happy to have received chocolates from the viewer that certain very special person; I think his irises may actually grown bigger and shinier than usual in his card lol. To me he even looks like heās offering to share some of his sweetheartās sweets with them! (Meanwhile Totty looks upset that someone beat him to getting chocolates from an admirer lol) Basically Suujimatsu + Valentinesā chocolate is a cute combo.
...And because Iām me, my mind went to a certain place. Those who know me will probably see where this is going.
Enter a certain beloved homerun girl.
Neither Jyushi nor Ichi get left out or heartbroken in this one, however, because this is set in an AU where polyamorous!IchiHomuJyushi is a thing!! So donāt worry, both boys and Homura are gonna be okay in this one :āD I wanted fluffy three-way Valentinesā cuteness today okay donāt judge me orzĀ Also please tell me if this is too OOC or not I still care about characterization even in silly idea posts orz orz orz
Okay so in Japan, the tradition goes that women give chocolates to the men in their lives on Valentinesā Day (and not the other way around). Homuraās all set; she prepared all sorts of chocolates to give to any and all friends she has. These include the Matsuno boys; Oso, Kara, Choro and Totty all get lovely giri-chocoĀ ("obligation chocolateā, for non-romantic relationships) gifts from her.
Aside from theĀ giri-choco, Homuraās also prepared two very special boxes of chocolate for two very special boys. These two special honmei-chocoĀ (chocolate for romantic relationships) gifts were homemade by herself, taking into consideration the kinds of chocolate each boy likes and decorated/personalized for each as well. Homura hopes that sheās made the chocolates good enough for her boys (even though we all know theyād love anything she makes them haha).
The first boy she gives her first honmei-choco to is Jyushi; after all heās the first one she met, the one who saved her life, the one who helped her smile again. Jyushiās excited when Homura hands him the neatly-wrapped chocolate box. Wow, heās never gotten chocolates from a girl before!! Especially a girl as as cute and sweet and kind as Homura-chan!! Heās so excited that he immediately opens the box and starts eating the homemade chocolates out of the box. And theyāre good chocolates!! Sweet milk chocolate with hazelnuts shaped like hearts and decorated with little baseballs. Theyāre so good, Homura-chan should have some!! He offers her some of her own chocolates, but heās so happy and earnest offering them to her that she just canāt say no.Ā
Thereās a chocolate smear on Jyushiās cheek after heās eaten some, and seeing as theyāre alone Homura surprises him by cleaning it off with a kiss.Ā
(Meanwhile Totty comes across them and spies on them from behind the corner of a nearby house. Donāt get him wrong, heās happy for Jyushi-niisan and Homura-chan, but at the same time he canāt help but feel upset - how does Jyushi-niisanĀ get a box of homemade honmei-choco from a cute girl, when all the chocolates heĀ received from girls so far are store-bought giri-choco that didnāt even come in cute boxes or even wrapping paper?! Also Jyushi-niisanĀ gets a kiss today, while heĀ doesnāt?! Itās not fair!!)
Next Homura goes to look for Ichi. Perhaps she asks Jyushi if he knows where he is, and he points her in the right direction. Anyway, she finds Ichi and gives him a smaller box of chocolates, also neatly-wrapped - itās smaller because she knows that while Ichi likes sweets, he isnāt as fond of them as Jyushi is, so he wouldnāt want as much. Ichi is taken aback by the present at first - this box of chocolates is for him? Loverās chocolate, of all things, for a piece of trash like him? Surely Homura-chan must be joking. But no she isnāt, these are indeed for him and she loves him just as much as she loves his brother. Ichi scoffs and pretends not to be interested, but his face is red and his heart is racing and he takes the box anyway. The chocolates he received are shaped like fish and decorated with tiny pawprints and hearts, made of bitter chocolate without any nuts. Ichi decides not to eat them until he gets home.
Amused by how tsundere Ichiās making himself to be, Homura leans in close and surprises him with a kiss on the cheek. Ichi stammers and hides his face inside his hoodie, grumbling, while Homura giggles.
Unknown to them, Jyushi followed Homura to wherever Ichi was and is now spying on them from behind the corner of a nearby house. However, heās not at all upset that Homuraās giving Ichi the same affection she gave him earlier - Jyushi knows that sheās in love with both of them, and all three agreed to have a relationship where he and Ichi would both be Homuraās lovers. He has no problem with that. Watching them from the corner, Jyushi notices how hard Ichiās trying to hide his face and act all aloof despite Homuraās affections; but he knows that in reality Ichiās very happy that she loves him too. Heās probably hiding a smile inside his hoodie; the thought makes Jyushi smile too.
When both Ichi and Jyushi get home, they show each other the gifts they got from their girlfriend. Perhaps they even share the chocolates. They both agree that Homura-chan makes the best honmei-choco and sheās the best and they love her and they really should make her something special come White Day. (āLetās team up to make her something, niisan!āĀ āHeh, sure.ā)
...meanwhile Oso, Kara, Choro and Totty cast weary glances at the happy brothers and sigh in defeat. When will theyĀ get their own girlfriends and honmei-choco?! Itās not fair~!!
#I'm in dire need of IchiHomuJyushi fluff this Valentines' Day#DIRE NEED#Homerun Girl#Jyushi#Ichi#[peggy voice] And Totty!#ot3: ichihomujyushi#AU#Suujimura AU#That's my tag for poly!IchiHomuJyushi now#Silly ideas#Random thoughts with Nature#Gosh I hope it's not too OOC orz#That really is my worry in regards to this; especially with Ichi tbh#Also it's 4:24 AM and I haven't slept yet and I think I spent 1-2 hours writing this#Aaaaah#Happy Valentine's Day!
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