#AAAAAHHHH SO CUTE I LOVE IT

[voldkat]

OH MY GOD HES IN MINECRAFT HES REALHZGSAXJSNHC !?@=@*/@"%@:%' OGHHHGGJM

@voldkat HITS HIM WITH THE 3D BEAM

i've been goofing around a lot in blockbench and i thought it would be super silly if i made sig in it so i did!! it wasn't that hard and it only took like an hour to make but it was super fun

hes so silly guys

also have his turnaround (but hes in minecraft cuz why not)

i may make cheat codes sig too and spectra suns bc i love them!!! i love shaperators!!!

anyways uh yeahh bye!!

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Lovelies, I commissioned @smilesrobotlover and she did not disappoint, so have a scene to go with her fantastic art <3

Link had never dreamed of being in a situation like this.

It was difficult really to say what he could and couldn’t imagine being possible anymore, given that a time traveling miniature guardian had helped save Hyrule from destruction, but this was still more than he could have ever thought would happen.

With the castle floating in the sky, the former king frantically taking control of a terrified and fracturing nation while the queen was missing, and Zora’s Domain barely holding together after a phantom version of its own prince tried to kill its king, Link was ready to fall apart at the seams. His fellow champions were in disarray, Zelda was gone, Mipha had to recover and hold the Domain together while her father healed from an attack that was staged to look like Link was the culprit, and—and—

And his son snuck after him when he went to help the rest of the kingdom.

It was honestly��� fun. Exciting, even. But also completely terrifying. His little one was too young to be in such dangerous situations, but his magic that he was seemingly cultivating helped shield him from danger.

Link tried to hold on to the comfort of still having support, despite the chaos. Mipha was working to help the Domain realize that Link had not, in fact, attacked King Dorephan (a majority of the Domain already understood this, but it was hard to refute when the imposter looked like Link), and his father was working with the Hyrulian soldiers to reel in monster encampments, allowing Link and Koden to move somewhat unobstructed across the country.

Somewhat unobstructed. As in, there were still monsters for him to fight, and oh how Link worried, but also—

Link snarled as he shoved a bokoblin with his shield. He heard a grunt behind him, a pleading appeal followed by his son’s shy voice, “Papa! Papa!”

Koden didn’t sound distressed, but Link felt his heart skip a beat nonetheless. Turning, he saw his boy standing seemingly calmly as if there weren’t a battle happening right in front of him, and he signed that he had to pee.

Of all the�� “NOT NOW!” Link yelled louder than he really wanted to as another bokoblin shoved a sword too close to his face.

Koden whined, starting to do a little dance, and Link finally finished off the last of the horde that the larger ‘blin had been leading around the field. Sighing heavily, he wiped the sweat off his brow as Koden started to hop all around him, only stopping out of curiosity when he saw the monster parts left behind.

Link sighed heavily. “Ok. Now we can go pee.”

He could practically hear his father laughing at him.

[mysticgeekzartz]

DRAWING REQUEST 2:

So I recently got to reblog from @glitsenthepinkneko with them linking their OC underneath the reblog I don't know if this was them asking for me to draw their OC or if it was just a basic reblog (sorry I have severe ADHD so I get confused really easily lmao 😅)

I hope you like her @glitsenthepinkneko Glitz was really fun to draw since you sent me a half portrait of her It was really fun to see what the bottom of her dress would be like I had a lot of fun drawing the ruffles to add a little bit of flair to her old western dress, also I don't have that much experience drawing anthrostyle characters so this was really fun practice for me As I wanted to get better in all sorts of styles of characters I hope this is what you asked for and you like the design Because I had a blast drawing her- Mystic 💞

(also for anyone who wants me to draw their welcome home at OC and my art style please send it through the ask box and not reblog as I cannot differentiate the two if it's just going to be a normal reblog or if you're asking me to draw Your OC and it's also a way for me to keep things organized because I don't know if I'm going to see that reblog if you want me to draw your OC so please try to ask through the ask box which is on the top of my blog)

[silly-goofy-mood]

I was pretty sad when i learned that both Zelda and Gorgug and Tracker and Kristen broke up, but i'm really glad Fig and Ayda are still together, i love their relationship so much

I think the main reason is because it felt so natural? Like, Tracker and Zelda were clearly introduced as love interests, and they're great, but Ayda wasn't supposed to be anyone's love interest- or even a major NPC. Her and Fig organically bonded and became friends, and then realized they liked each other, and their scenes together were so cute! They're both people that have felt like outcasts for different reasons (Fig being a tiefling, Ayda being autistic), and they understood each other and aaaaahhhh i love them

Autistic phoenix lesbian wizard x bisexual archdevil rockstar who won't stop multiclassing my beloved

[lees-chaotic-brain-reblogs]

OMG THIS IS SO CUTE @froufrousnowman YOU ALWAYS DROP THE LOVELIEST LITTLE FICS ON MY FOLLOWING TYSM

hiiii i adore your writing!!! if you still do accept requests, i’d like it if you could write a something where reader who’s levi’s wife and also second in command and levi are in a meeting and she gets disrespected by another member of the special operation squad. and levi says something like “talk to my wife with respect or you’re talking with me instead”

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Respect

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Commander Erwin had just given the order for the S.O.S. to take Eren Jeager to the old HQ building; to run tests and keep him out of the public eye.

As Captain Levi’s second in command, and trusted wife, it was your responsibility to help with plotting out the next moves for the titan boy’s training and safety over the next two weeks.

This sudden act of taking charge doesn’t sit well with those who don’t know your relation with the Captain.

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Pairings: Husband!Levi x Wife!Reader

Warnings: s2, language

taglist: @21aurora @deepzombieyouth @braunsbabe

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A/N: ofc anon, and thank you so much! I had way too much fun writing Protective!Levi. Sorry for the wait!

As always if anything written doesn’t fit your preferences, I’ll happily rewrite.

Enjoy~

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“So! We’ve got some things to discuss.” You stated cheerily as you took a seat at the head of the table. Before you sat your fellow squad mates, all lounging about on the wooden chairs as they ate and drank with your newest member, Eren Jeager.

There had been a lot of turmoil throughout the ranks, as well as the masses, about the new Scout. A titan shifter; the first of his kind. Under Commander Erwin’s command, you’d followed after your Captain all the way from Trost, where the boy was being held, to the abandoned fortress of the original Survey Corps Headquarters. While hiding out here, it was your mission to learn more about this situation surrounding the young teen and find ways to apply it to the betterment of humanity. As well as the furthering of information previously gathered about the titans, much to Captain Hange’s delight.

As Levi’s second in command, you’d done all that you could to both follow orders and console the poor adolescent to the best of your abilities during these trying times. But recently, with all the work piling up for your dear Captain, you’d started to take on a more leading role within the squad rather than continuing to be the nurturing figure of the group.

Of course this was approved by your loving husband. While he helped take care of matters more political, you stepped in to handle more of the hands on matters. It worked out perfectly, you thought; you could help humanity and your husband by taking a stand. By no means were you a Captain yourself, but with your skill in taking charge, you might as well have been lately.

Organizing a stack of papers in your hands, you met the eyes of each of your squad members with a smile. With a quick reassuring nod to Eren, you began.

“Captain Hange has been given permission to start experimenting with Eren’s shifting abilities. We’ll be riding out tomorrow further into the countryside to keep out of the eyes of the public. Both for safety and privacy. I’ve mapped out a suitable place for us to practice and train Jeager while Captain Levi is away on business with the Commander, so by this time tomorrow I’ll need you all saddled up and ready to head out. We’ll start off slowly; just a couple hours out on the countryside to take notes and try out a few ideas Hange has written out for me.”

You slid a paper filled with Hange’s messy scrawling towards the center of the table for everyone to see while you sifted through your other handwritten notes.

“After that, we’ll return here by noon for a quick lunch before checking in with Captain.”

“Any other orders, Captain?” Oulo drawled out lazily, shooting you a look from the far end of the table.

“Captain?” You questioned with a tilt of your head.

“Might as well address you as such if yer gonna be givin out orders like one.” He continued on, now sitting up straight in his chair and lifting a teacup to his lips awkwardly.

“I-I’m only trying to stand in and help. Captain Levi’s been kept really busy lately, and as his second in command-“

“As you never fail to remind us. We’ve worked together for ages, Y/N.” Oulo’s comment left you speechless, suddenly feeling nervous as the center of attention.

“Knock it out, Oulo. She’s just trying to help.” Petra mumbled, keeping her eyes trained on her half eaten plate.

“Busy or not, I don’t see what gives her the right to order us around as if she chose this squad herself!” Oulo clicked his tongue in annoyance, shooting you another pointed look.

“Who among us placed you in charge of these operations anyhow?”

Unsure how to respond, you glanced down at your neatly stacked papers and fiddled with them nervously.

“Listen, I’m just trying to give Levi a hand-“

“Levi? You mean Captain Levi? Don’t disrespect him with informalities!” Oulo’s eyes widened in surprise and he took a stand, looking around at his fellow squad mates. Mentally cursing yourself for the slip up, you shook your head and tried to present a more stern expression.

“Oulo. I was asked to take this position in Captain Levi’s stead. I’ll be damned if I disregard orders due to a disagreement in the squad I’m to co-lead for now.”

“Orders from whom, L/N?” Oulo questioned in disbelief.

The door behind you creaked open, making you pause in your retort.

“Those orders would come from me, Bozado.”

Turning in your chair, you came face to face with Captain Levi himself. He hadn’t acknowledged you yet, instead settling for shooting a glare your comrade’s way. Oulo dropped his attitude immediately, bringing his arms up into a crips salute.

“Captain! I was under the impression you were out on business with the Commander!” He spluttered, going slightly red in the face.

“I was on my way to do just that, when an annoying conversation happened to catch my ear.” Levi took a step forward and placed his hands onto the back of your chair. Shooting you a quick reassuring look, he turned his attention to his squad.

“I’m the one to put Y/N in charge while I’m gone. If you’ve got a problem with that, then you’ve got a problem with my judgment. Care to elaborate on your issues, Bozado?” Leci raised his chin slightly, a silent challenge for the younger man to keep running his mouth. Gulping hard, Oulo tightened his salute.

“N-no sir! It’s just…We’re accustomed to taking orders from our Captain, not the second in command.”

“Well you’d all better get used to it. Cause if you’ve got a problem with my wife, then you’ve got a personal problem with me.” Levi threatened coldly, taking a moment to look each member of his squad dead in the eyes as they turned their attention elsewhere in fear.

All color drained from Oulo’s face, and his arms dropped to his sides. “W-wife?” he nearly whispered, shaky eyes shooting glances between the two of you.

“Yes, wife.” Levi’s tone was dangerously low as he removed his grip from the back of your chair. Walking around you, he stopped by your side and spared you another look. His eyes softened immediately as he searched your face for any sign of discomfort. Finding none, as you never felt any in your husband’s presence, he spared you a fleeting smile with his back turned to his squad.

“You’re doing wonderfully, love. I trust you to lead them for a bit while I’m gone. I’ll return soon.”

Much to everyone’s immense shock, he sealed his whispeded promise with a soft kiss to your parted lips, taking a moment to savor the blissful contact before he pulled away and faced his squad once more. His expression was back to being cold and calculating as he considered his next words carefully.

“I’ll be on my way now; but if I find out any of you dare speak to Y/N like this again, you’ll be speaking with me. Understood?”

Everyone nodded their heads in immediate understanding, shifting their gazes rapidly between the two of you.

“Good. Now; follow Y/N as you would me. I’ll be back tomorrow.”

With that Levi spun on his heel and strode out of the room, leaving the levels of tension in the room much higher than when he first entered. Gulping nervously, Oulo silently took a seat and barely managed to shoot you a more apologetic look.

“You never told us you were married…Married to him of all.”

Purposefully fidgeting with your wedding band, you offered him a small smile. “I suppose it just never came up. Perhaps or perhaps not per his request. But either way, we are heading out tomorrow morning for experimental training. And you heard my husband; no bullshit, and this will all go over smoothly according to plan.”

“Y-yes ma’am,” Oulo stammered out, averting his gaze after a swift smack to the back of the head from a scolding Petra. Grinning to yourself, you watched on in amusement as slowly but surley the atmosphere returned to its usual calm nature.

Catching Eren’s awestruck look, you shot him a sly wink of encouragement. Though you would most definitely miss your lover from your time apart, tomorrow would certainly prove to be fun.

[zam-jb]

Ermm i nak share story from one of my followers. M32 Farid F28 Sara (bukan nama sbenar)

He had a happy marriage life with his lovely wife. Tapi wife dia ni ada high sex driven. She always berangan kena GB (gangbang) oleh 3 or more mens at the same time. But it is just her imagination, she never tell anyone about it.

Sara & Farid has been married for 5 years. Tapi belum ada rezeki anak lg. So diorg just enjoy marriage life diorg tnpa fikirkan pndangan org lain, everyday was like a honeymoon phase bg diorg.

One day, Farid trpksa outstation ke negeri lain for a couple of month. Sara was sad to let her husband go, but she has a carrier too. So Farid pun janji dgn Sara, he will try to make time every 2 weeks to meet her. Sara agreed and lepaskn her husband go outstation dgn berat hati.

After 2 weeks in ldr, Farid pun balik ke rumah and spend time with her wife. They had a very steamy night. Sara was very happy bila nmpak Farid balik. After dinner, Farid give Sara a present. Sara dengan tak sabarnya unboxing hadiah Farid, it's a bunny costume 🐰. She loves it then terus try pakai time tu juga. "So cute and sexy sayang..." Farid puji his wife.

Farid tarik Sara, then peluk her... kiss her and usap2 rambut Sara. "Bi, satu lagi i tak try... ni." Sara tunjuk ekor bunny kat Farid, actually its an anal plug 🫣. Sara sengaja tak pasangkn ekor bunny sbb nak tease her husband and ask him to put it inside her. Then Farid pun ambil ekor bunny, put a lub on it... and slowly push into her wife ass. "Ahhhhh, i feel full Bi..." Sara merengek manja slpas Farid pasangkn ekor bunny tu. Farid tersenyum, then slap her naughty beautiful ass.

Sara suka when Farid treat her like that. After Farid slap her ass, she start acting cute and naughty infront of jer husband. Farid kiss her wife sambil ramas2 boobies. Sara merengek manja, then balas kiss her husband sambil gesel2 pussy at her husband's boxer. Ermmm... Farid started licking his wife face, kissing and licking face is wajib if he want to make her turn on.

Slowly Farid turun ke leher Sara and give her love bite 🫦. "Aaahhhhh Bi, pandai u buat syg turn on kan... hmmm bg syg byk2 Bi, syg rinduuuu..." Sara bisik kat telinga Farid. Then Farid kiss boobies Sara yang mantap tu. He kiss, he lick then suck her nipples. Ermmm Sara wet sgt time tu, dia tarik kepala Farid and ask him to lick her dripping wet pussy. "Ahhhhh ... Bi please lick my wet pussy, suck it until dry..."

Farid baringkan Sara, put her leg on his wide shoulder... then started to lick her clit. He licked, sucked and tongue fuck her wife wet pussy. Moan Sara pun smakin kuat, he continue to lick and finger lubang pussy Sara. "aaahhhh ahhhh ahhhhh, Bi please faster, ayang nak qum ni... uhhhhhh nak squirtttt faster biii... aaaaahhhh". Terpercik air squirt kat muka Farid. Fuhhhh Sara pun tolak Farid sampai terbaring, she put her wet pussy on his face, then started to lick her husband thick and hard dick. Ermmmm

Sara kiss Farid's dick head. She played the hole on it with her tongue, 👅... sambil2 stroking it. "Aahhhh, syg dont tease me like that... hurry up and put it in your mouth...." Farid geram bila Sara tease dia mcm tu. Ermmmm Sara pun slowly masukkn dick Farid ke dlam mulut dia... she started to move her head up and down... slurrrpppp slurppp ahhhhh then Farid tekan kepala Sara smpai deepthroat. Awkkk awkkkkk ahhhhh... Sara suka Farid buat mcm tu, ermmm mata hitam Sara pun xnmpak dah... uhhhhh

Farid cum at her wife mouth, and she swallow it. Sara pusing, pandang muka Farid ask him to fuck her now. Then Farid slowly masukkn dick dlm pussy Sara. Sara take control and ride the dick vigorously. Farid play with her booboies, suck them side by side. Sara tarik rambut Farid, ahhhhh suara moan dia brtmbah kuat. Farid pun pusingkn badan Sara, and continue fucking his horny wife in doggy position. Farid hentak laju2 sambil pegang rambut Sara yg panjang tu.

After few rounds of making love, Farid pun tewas di buai mimpi 😜. Sara pulak tak puas lagi, so dia buka website tinyurl.com/Xhamsterd untuk puaskan nafsunya yg masih membuak2. Sara sibuk melayan porn sambil bermain dgn toys yg Farid hadiahkan setiap kali mereka akn berjauhan. Dia tak sedar Farid terbangun dari tidur and tengah memerhatinya melayan porn gb sambil masturbate. Farid jadi turn on tengok Sara jd bernafsu sgt melayan porn gb tu. Dia pun masturbate sekali melihat kelakuan Sara

Keesokan harinya, Farid act like nothing happen after trnampak Sara jd wild semalam bila melayan porn gb. Sara pun mcam biasa, sediakn breakfast and bersiap cantik untuk pergi kerja. Sebelum pergi kerja, Farid suruh Sara balik awal... sebab nak ajak keluar katanya. So hanis waktu bekerja je, Sara terus pulang ke rumah sambil bersiul gembira. Tapi tiba saja Sara di rumah, suasana rumah sunyi. Dia panggil2 Farid, tiada sahutan. "Kereta ada..." bisik hati kecilnya. Sara pun naik ke bilik, buka je pintu... Sara ternampak Farid diikat di atas kerusi meja soleknya. Tiba2, Sara dipeluk dari belakang oleh seorang lelaki. Sara menjerit, then lelaki sorang lagi sumbat mulut Sara dengan kain.

Sara meronta2 minta dilepaskan, tapi sia-sia. Farid pun tak dapat menolongnya kerana telah diikat oleh 3 lelaki yang tidak dikenalinya.

-bersambung-

[bubblergoespop]

EA ramble so Spoilers hehehhe (it’s very long and half of it probably doesn’t make sense i’m sorry)

FIRST OF ALL the start of the audio oh em gee he’s such a horny bastard i love it. i need to stop saying that um anyway. tbh i wasn’t even caught off guard that much bc that’s just the kind of thing i expected from a porter audio.

THE SAM CALLL AAWHHH porter’s genuine shock at sam, vincent and lovely leaving the house hurts me because he can’t seem to fathom having the kind of freedom and lack of obligation to make that choice AGH and i love his attitude he’s so silly.

“i am busy with someone very important to me.” kill me now please i can’t take this anymore. this whole audio’s focus was the fact that porter and treasure don’t know each other that well but despite that, porter cares too much about treasure to just up and leave them even at the mention of his house falling apart. it’s crazy how much he cares for treasure already and I LOVE IT wow sure do hope nothing bad happens to this weak defenceless unempowered human….

speaking of unempowered, i LOVE that porter addressed the power imbalance and how that was affecting treasure’s responses to him. i know treasure seemed to be stubborn, straightforward and upfront in porter’s sleep aid audio but i have a feeling that after porter denied “talking” so adamantly, treasure didn’t want to keep pushing him. not just out of care but also a slight hint of fear. not only are they unempowered but they were also completely uninformed before porter and i’m sure they still know little to nothing about the magical world. i can’t blame them for being hesitant to push a vampire, whose abilities they don’t really know the full extent of. saying that, they do still obviously care for porter and i’m so so glad that porter addressed this to ensure that treasure’s fear of giving the “wrong answer” doesn’t hurt their relationship with him.

and on the topic of their relationship, porter’s soft “do we?” after talking about the possibility of wanting to make their relationship long-term and more in depth AAAAAHHHH he’s so cute. and him acknowledging that it’s been a while since he’s had the desire or even the time to get to know someone outside of the solaire house hurts my heart so much. the fact that even after he was “freed” of his maker, he still was too absorbed by the need to appease william that he didn’t have time to live his own life outside of that is so painful to think about and i love it. also he’s just cute when he’s unsure heheh.

ngl i thought porter mentioning treasure’s surname would lead to him revealing his own true surname. but that’s mostly just me being hopeful because it’s still quite soon in his and treasure’s relationship. he doesn’t even know treasure’s surname so i doubt he’s in any place to just drop something so personal, maybe even something that brings up such emotional memories considering even his life before turning wasn’t the best.

porter’s little darling’s hehehe erik loves that term of endearment so much i swear. OH and porter’s repeated mentions of sam, to me, prove that there is something more to sam’s friendship with porter than there seems to have been shown to us. sam himself has already said he has a sort of tolerance for porter’s bullshit, even if it has limits. and now, porter’s mentions of sam throughout a conversation that doesn’t involve him tells me that the pair are closer than they seemed to be. which makes sam leaving the house hurt even more oh my god i can’t believe how porter feels considering maybe the one person in the house he could stand to be around is leaving. and even after trying to make up with vincent, now vincent is leaving too. porter lets pack our bags too and run away together as well please, you deserve everything.

UGH TREASURE MEETING SAM AUDIO WHENNNN??? erik please give sam a chance to reflect the “sam landed you?” comment onto porter with treasure.

AAAGGGHHHHH i can’t wait to see where this relationship goes. i didn’t think this would turn into such a long ramble wow i love this man (he’s fictional) he’s such a cutie (he has no canon appearance) i wanna marry him (he’s nothing but a voice).

[bendyandtheforgottenisle]

AAAAAHHHH! I found this on my for you page and was love struck! Your art style is just *mwa* Chef’s Kiss like there are not words for how much I love what I’ve seen so far! May I see a Colored full-body of Mugsy? It’s fine if not, I just preferred a reference for fan art so I wouldn’t mess up anything 🩵

AWWW THANK YOU SO MUCH! I'm so excited to get back into the flow of things related to this comic. So I'm really glad that you like it so far! But as requested here is a reference of Mugman along with the rest of the main cast. :)

Also I love your pfp, it's really cute. UvU

[yellowrabbitfurry]

RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH YEEEESSSSSS

Sansnautica sneak peak - Cuddlefish and the... selkie?

:3 so... i went ham... and look at that...

A drabble :3 Just for you guys :3 sneak peak of Cross and Sans meeting.

POV Cross :D

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Cross looks around nervously.

This seem calm…

But then again there had been an intruder ship again.

Sure it had fallen and crashed but it was also poisoning their world with radiation.

Farm had explained to them what radiation could do. He had been a landdweller back before the floods after all, long before the Precursors even came to this planet. Before Nightmare and Dream gifted him his mer form to be safe in the water.

Cross didn’t like being away from the others. But he was the only one immune to this poison that infected their planet.

And so the only safe option to scout the area to see how bad it had gotten.

His shiver hadn’t wanted him to go but Cross offered. He wanted to do this. He wanted to do this for the very people who saved him from the isolation he had been in. The prison of hibernation he hadn’t been able to escape himself.

The Precursors… XGaster had put him in a hibernation and on ice. Something about his immune system and stuff being helpful.

Cross didn’t care. All he remembers from that time was invasive hands. Of being stuck on cold metal tables. Of knives cutting into him and pain.

When he woke up from another forced sleep he had been met with Dream. Dream looking at him full of worry before Dream brought him out of the partly flooded base.

Cross had been ready to pass out with fear when he saw the gigantic black form of Nightmare. Only for Nightmare to easily take both him and Dream and keep them both safe as he left the area with lava and that disgusting building that had held him prisoner for so so so long.

The world had completely changed since he had been last outside.

At least the shiver was nice. They helped him. The taught him about the world and helped him rediscover old forgotten instincts. Helped him relearn the language of the mers that still sounded like singing to him.

He owned them so much.

The least he can do is swim into this radiation to make sure that it wasn’t getting closer to them or getting worse.

Cross takes a deep breath as he nears the shallows. Time to go to where the ship crashed and reaper territory.

Cross nears the area and waits.

Huh… No poison?

Cross frowns as he speeds of. Easily dodging any of the sand sharks that pop out. Cross makes grins at the sight of them. They remind him of Horror and Horror is such a sweet mate. It makes Cross not worry about the sand sharks at all. He just remembers the way that Horror would lay partly buried in sand as he basks in the sun and warm sand.

Cross grins as he twirls in the sea. Nearing the sight of the disaster and ruined reaper territory.

He manages to get all the way to the ship and frowns. Where is the pressure of the poison? The way it will feel like a sludge over his being? It isn’t here at all?

Cross frowns and makes sure to remain near for a while. Maybe it is one of those slow acting ones?

But nothing happens. No pressure. No weird side effects. No slightly hazy sight.

It is gone.

But how is it gone?

Cross backs up and frowns.

They had already checked the metal shells that had shot off the ship. All of them holding creatures from the ship but none of the surviving for longer than a day or two.

Cross did feel bad about that. Same for the rest of his shiver. They hadn’t wanted to interfere or risk themselves but coming back from checking something else only to find a broken open shell and ruined items? Yeah. Cross doesn’t feel good about it.

Still he frowns as he hears the first reaper. Best to get back to the others now and report that the radiation is gone.

It is good. It means they can all start really searching and investigating the area to make sure nothing is trying to settle or nothing dangerous entered the planet again.

Nightmare said nature was already in a fragile balance after the Precursors infected them with this illness.

Cros is very happy that his shiver seemed immune to it but he had seen the green spots appearing on others and seen them die quickly. The shiver had told him stories about this little group that had crashed here ages ago. How the three had kept moving before one killed a reaper and caused another one to attack their little nest area.

Cross grieved for those in private.

He swims by the shallows when he suddenly freezes.

That…

That is one of those creatures!

Those shell creatures!

Cross knows because he can see the like second skin and the obvious brands on that skin of the symbol of the crashed ones.

The other catches a peeper and turns and stops.

Their face is just a blank sheet and Cross feels very nervous.

They continue the stare at him before slowly starting to move closer and Cross feels himself tense. The other stops and tilts their head slightly. They slowly raise the hand not holding the peeper and Cross gets ready to rush away. But then the other grabs the underside of their own face and just pulls it back and-

It reminds him of when Geno or Blue undoes part of their seal skin to show their landdweller form.

And suddenly there is a skeleton skull staring back at him. Large sockets and soft little pure white eye lights.

Cross swims a little closer as his mind races. There had been mers on that ship? Why? Why would- the brand. The branding on the skin… does… was… are they? Where they like him? Trapped? And the crash knocked something lose?

Is that why Cross only sees them now? Is this the first time this selkie managed to get ot and explore?

Maybe they had their skin hidden away. And they managed to reclaim it before escaping the ship…

Cross’s mind is spinning when the selkie looks at the fish they are holding. They seem to be having trouble with staying afloat. Having to use this tool on their back to propeller upwards before having to keep moving the little flippers to try and stay at least on the same level.

The little selkie offers him the peeper.

Cross feels his soul start to melt. The little guy is trying to share. Poor selkie was probably locked away and it desperately looking for food only to be willing to share… maybe they thing Cross was also a captive?

Cross inches closer. Trying very hard to not seem dangerous to the other.

Cross decides not to go too close and uses his tentacle to take the peeper. The selkie just stares at the limb. So very curious and Cross can see the other’s hand inch towards him before being pulled back.

Cross quickly backs away. He doesn’t want to scare them. This is fragile. They are vulnerable and have no idea what they can eat… Oh! Maybe if Cross shows it is completely fine to eat they will feel more reassured? The selkie tilts their skull at them and Cross quickly looks to the fish and eats it quickly.

Some movement and Cross glances up to see a tiny tiny grin on their face. As soon as they notice him looking they make sure their face is normal again. Cross quickly focusses on the fish. Why aren’t they emoting? Weren’t they allowed to do that? Cross knows that XGaster hated him emoting… maybe this also happened to the other?

Cross finishes the fish and sees that the selkie is still watching him curiously. Cross decides to be a bit bold and swims a few circles around the selkie, going down a bit with him as the other continues to sink slowly.

Cross can see that the other starts to look at his form more curiously and Cross takes the time to study the other. The brands seem fully intergraded into the other’s skin… That can’t be good. He isn’t even sure if Dream would be able to heal this… poor guy… Cross reaches for the brand on one side of him. Were the leg, or well leg-fins? Seem to start. He tries to be gentle as he touches it.

The selkie immediately twists around and backs up a bit. Okay! Oh no! That hurt apparently! Oh Cross feels terrible! He can’t stop the whine as he gives the other more room. He didn’t mean to hurt him… but that this imply that this is a new brand? Or that they were just rebranded?

The selkie looks annoyed and guarded as they cross their arms and frowns at them. Cross feels even worse. He didn’t mean to hurt Little Flippers! He just wanted to make sure it wasn’t hurting him!

The selkie relaxes a bit and frowns a little before relaxing. A small grin appears on their face and Cross feels a bit better.

Then they take out a tool and hold it up hopefully. Euh.. what is that?

They make a show of using it on themselves before showing him the other side of the thing. It seems to be text of some type, not that Cross can read this one. And there seems to be a picture of a skeleton on it.

Oh! Maybe it is to show the form under the skin of a selkie? Maybe he is curious about it Cross is like them! Cross holds out an arm and waits with held breath.

Cross feels his anxiety leaves when they look so excited after using the tool on him. Staring at the screen eagerly before tilting their skull slightly confused. Cross follows after him and takes a glance himself. It doesn’t make sense to him but it seems to have worked.

The selkie stares at him and Cross tilts his skull at them. Trying to get them to interact with him again.

Cross sees no real reaction aside from some confusion on their face so he backs of. Oh wait! Maybe doing little tricks helps? A bit of playing? Cross makes a backwards flip before looking at Little Flippers again.

Little Flippers just look confused. Don’t… don’t they know about playing?

They sink a bit and use their items to geta bit higher in the water again.

Why can’t Little Flippers swim okay? Did those other creatures hurt them? Is that why they can’t swim anymore? They don’t look bothered by it as they give a shrug but Cross does not agree. It is dangerous if he can’t swim fully. What if something gets him?!

Wait! Why hasn’t he even tried to!?

Cross focusses on the other “Hey… I am Cross. Who are you? Do you need help?”

Little Flipper shakes their skull before swimming up?! Why?!

Cross watches as they break the surface before coming down again and they make a few sounds as small bubble of air leave their mouth. It sounds deeper with sharper tunes than what Cross is used to but not bad per se.

Though there is no way this sound or language will travel far through the water.

Cross feels another sense of loss. Did those creatures force him to adapt? Were they trying to force a poor selkie to adapt out of the water? Is that why he is branded? And can’t swim? And seems to need air to communicate even when he looks fine without air in the water?

Little Flippers makes a few more sounds and seems happy to at least try and talk to Cross.

A roar breaks their little moment and Cross turns to see stalkers attacking. Cross doesn’t think as he rushes them as Little Flippers barely manages to dodge one attacking them!

No! Don’t touch them!

More stalkers appear and Cross makes it obvious they are not welcome. Cross growls and scares them off easily enough.

But by the time he turns back Little Flippers is gone.

Cross spends more time searching the shallows for Little Flippers. They wouldn’t have gone too deep right? With them not being a strong swimmer? But he finds nothing.

Cross can only hope they are holed up somewhere safe. Made a little nest for themselves to remain safely in.

Cross knows he needs to inform the others quickly and rushes off to get to them.

[octoberautumnbox]

Hello fellow Yuri enthusiast I would like to throw another thought in your head. Siblings Jooe and Yuri being he slut sisters you use and abuse ;) all the spitting choking and fucking these two polar opposite sisters.

Idk I saw those bikini pictures of jooe and she kinda looked like a thick yuri and now I want them both heh.

(idk which jooe pics anon send some in thru dm or imgur or smth pls and I'll edit this to add when u do!)

~~~

Her chains clack against the bedposts; you somehow keep forgetting that these handcuffs aren't the flimsy ones she can easily break free from. Fortunately, it seems she keeps forgetting too, and it only turns her on more as bruises develop on her wrists. Tears stream down her face and her incoherent babbling as you piston deep into her fuckhole only earn her more of her rough fucking.

"Guh, fuck, please, hurts, hu- AAHHHHHH!!" A well-timed slap of her tits brings her ever so close to the edge. You watch them bounce for you as you pound her into the bed harder and harder, and Jooe's consciousness steadily starts fading away once more.

"Please, shit, I'm-" she struggles to blurt out, each thrust seemingly hitting a reset button in her head. You knew what she was trying to say, but if she was gonna be a weak-willed slut like this she didn't deserve to get what she wants.

Just then, the door creaks open and Yuri strolls in with her towel. She's halfway through drying herself off, her own swimsuit still dripping with the poolwater onto your shared room's tiled floor.

"Oppa," she sing sweetly, "can I have a go after Unnie?" She kisses you delicately on the cheek, then on the lips with just the slightest bit of teasing tongue for you. It always turned them on to watch each other take your cock, and it looks like this was no exception.

"Of course, baby. Anything you like," you reply, almost faltering. Jooe reminds you of the job you're in the middle of, as her walls squeeze deliciously around your shaft and makes her pleasures known by the growing wet spot on the bed right under her sore and abused cunt.

"Oppa, please, I wanna cum, I'm so cl-- oh fuck, oh fuck, OH FUCK!! AAAAAHHHH" She delays her orgasm and resultant scream as long as she can, luckily just enough time for Yuri to shut the door and make the room soundproof again. Once she hears the door shut, she lets everything out, and her squirt escapes her poor hole. It splashes all over her crotch, glistening on her puffy pussy lips and coating your rock-hard cock to fuck her even better. You have to give her a moment of respite, else she might actually lose her mind and her ability to hold herself back when with other people.

Pulling out, the last few drops of her girlcum land on the sheets underneath her and she watches as your cock exits. Jooe also watches, her chains clacking again, as Yuri sweetly takes over with licks and pecks on your cock, determined to clean up every single trace of her elder sister before taking you on herself.

"Mm, yummy," she muses gleefully. "Ehehe, how does Oppa want me?"

"Hands on the headboard baby," guiding her to face away from you, right over her sister still cuffed to the bed. She follows immediately, her excitement showing as the crotch of her swimsuit gets wetter than the rest. In position, she looks back at you with love, nothing but a thin piece of fabric that left nearly nothing to the imagination the only thing between you and her perfect pussy.

You pull it aside and she moans cutely at the sensation of being exposed. Rubbing a finger against her puffy lips elicits more lewd sounds, followed by two, and three, before finally teasing her with your cock.

"My good girl, do you want it hard like your Unnie?" you ask gently. Yuri isn't one for rough fucking by default, and you've learned to make sure before taking her.

"Mmm, let's start slow, Oppa," she says as she guides your hand to her boobs, showing her Unnie how well you pleasure her little sister, "we have a show to put on, after all."

~~~

a/n: just a little warmup before I work on actual fics :DDDD

[dropthedemiurge]

"When you don't know something, just ask. Don't jump to conclusions ^^"

RYAN MOVE I WANT TO DATE JANE MYSELF

And the way Jane was smiling seeing moody Ryan and the way he was like "tell me what did /khun/ do to get you mad at me?" but it didn't work so he switched to "tell me what did /phi/ do?🥺" AND I AM NOT THE STRONGEST SOLDIER the intricate language-based flirting is killing me

He managed to touch Ryan's heart and then he was back to defining himself as khun again but Ryan's like "I am not throwing away this shot don't u dare we are in PHI-NONG RELATIONSHIP NOW"

Why are they so cute

Also Jane is still so damn hot (both looks and personalities)

I swear The Trainee series is my 2nd fav series this year.

(the girls are incredibly sweet together as well, I am so rooting for them, and I love their unusual dynamics too aaaaahhhh love is blossoming between mentors and mentees~~)

[krishna-sangini]

Living The Vrindavan Dream

(Warning: Very long post)

This is the post describing my trip to Braj Dham <3

Day 1:

We reached Vrindavan at around 3 p.m. Had prasad and then after resting for a while, we left for the Banke Bihari Temple.

Tbh, my experience in Banke Bihari wasn't very good. Not because of the temple itself, obviously, but because of the people. Rushing in like literal animals! Like, yeah I understand y'all are excited to see the lil Manmohana there, BUT SO ARE WE! Anyyyyway, we did catch a good glimpse of Him there sooooo 🫠❤️🥹❤️

Anyyyyway, we then went to the Sneh Bihari Temple. It was way less crowded and people were civilised. Soooo yeah, that's where I broke down. Like, my Keshav looked so freaking beautiful there, I just couldn't bring myself to dam my tears. It was simply ethereal...✨

He just looked so freaking beautiful and I felt like I had transcended all limits of the world...💫

And guess whaaat? The pandit of the temple called me near him AND GAVE ME A BEAUTIFUL GARLAND FROM KESHAV! IT WAS LIKE THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE; I HAVEN'T BEEN HAPPIER FR FR!!! OUUUUFFFF KESHAV I LOVE YOU TOOOO!

We then visited the Ashta Sakhi Temple, Radha Ballabh Temple and the Keshav Mahadeveswar Temple. The serenity there is to die for. Like, why not? It's our Kanha's place after all!

Day 2:

JANMASTHAMI DAAAAY!!!!!!! THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE? HELL YEAH!

Soooo, I wore this beautiful ghaghra for my Keshav's bday celebrations.

But ek haadsa hogaya. Four monkeys legit jumped on me to snatch my beautiful latkans. One of them even managed to rip one of the latkans off my ghaghra🥲. One grabbed my ghaghra, and the rest three grabbed my chunari. But Kanha saved another me from a full-on Vastra Haran sooo yeah. I just got a few scratches.

Anyyyway, first, we went to Seva Kunj Temple. There, I did my Keshav's abhishek!!!!!! I've never felt happier, fr fr; I almost cried. He looked so freaking cute like aaaaahhhh!

From there, we went to the Radha Raman Temple. Again, it was crowded to the point that breathing became laborious. Couldn't catch a proper glimpse of Keshav there 🥲

Next, we went to Radha Damodar Temple. This place was great. Crowded, but organised. Plus, they had an almost empty bhajan hall. There, we could sit peacefully and I could get lost in my Keshav's thoughts...😌

From there, we went to the Meera Bai Temple. There was a super beautiful cow sitting in front of the idol. It felt as if the Murlidhar himself was petting her gently as she sat there calmly with her eyes closed. <3

We then visited the Govindji Temple. That place is so freaking beautiful! Like, you can feel the walls echoing the name of the darling of Vrindavan; it was simply blissful.

After that, we went back to our guest house to rest. In the evening, we went back to Seva Kunj for the Janmashtami celebrations.

IT. WAS. THE. HAPPIEST. I. HAVE. EVER. BEEN. IN. MY. WHOLE. ENTIRE. LIFE

Firstly, we had a beautiful pravachan by a Maharaj Ji. He basically talked about the birth of Krishna.

So, it's a lesser-known fact that Yashoda maiyya actually gave birth to twins, Yogmaya and Vrindavan Krishna. So, when Vasudev brought in Devaki's Krishna, both the Kanhas became one. And when Krishna and Balram were leaving with Akrur ji, the Vrindavan Krishna stayed back in Vrindavan. So, he technically never left. AND THAT'S WHY VRINDAVAN'S AIR REEKS OF LOVE AND DIVINE BLISS TO DATE!

Anyway, the Maharaj ji said so many other sweet things about us Krishna lovers. He was like, "We all sitting here for our Krishna; do you know in what roop y'all are sitting here? We're basically gopis here."

And I was like, "YES, YOU SAID IT! YOU SAID IT!!!!" It made me so happy for real!!!!!

Sooo, after the pravachan, there was kirtan. And each one of us, men and women likewise, danced our hearts out for our Kanha. It was so blissful, y'all. Dancing without a care in the world with complete strangers tied to each other with a single thread of love for our one and only Keshav; it was one of the rare times when I've felt truly joyous... 💫

At midnight, we all welcomed our Kanha by doing mandir parikrama. After the festivities were over, we had prasad after thanking Krishna for being with us always <3

Thus ended the best day of my life...🌺

Day 3:

The Janmashtami hangover was still there when we got ready for Seva Kunj again. We did kirtan there again before having prasad. Then in the evening, we left for ISKCON.

Now, I don't have any words to describe how freaking beautiful and ethereal our sakha looked there! Like, he looks so perfect that you can't help but tear up...✨ His beautiful lotus eyes legit glimmer at you overflowing with love. There's nothing more peaceful than just staring at his face there for real. Everything in ISKCON was so freaking beautiful; simple exquisite. All the lovely mural paintings, the mesmerising idols, the gorgeous architecture; I could spend the rest of my life there without any regrets.

Moving on, we left ISKCON for Prem Mandir.

F. I. N. A. L. L. Y

And there, I legit became oblivious to my surroundings. Like, my friend legit had to guide me through cuz I was in a trance-like state. The freaking delightful and charming statues showing different phases of my Keshav's life looked as if they were speaking to me. The lovely statues of Radha Rani with her Kanha were just so so so pretty! The temple interior gave heaven vibes for real. Like, I just don't have the words to describe how happy and tranquil I felt in there despite the crowd... ❤️ I completely lost my heart and soul to the Makhan Chor that day...💫 Did that quite happily, I'm telling ya.

Thus ended another glorious day.

Day 4:

The day I've probably been the most heartbroken, cuz that's the day we left Vrindavan.

But not before visiting Nidhi Van. Y'all, if anyone ever tells me Krishna is mythology, I'm cutting their throats off without batting an eyelash. Like, you literally FEEL Kanha walking beside you and caressing your arms lovingly as you walk through Nidhi Van! The trees there, gracefully twisted and intertwined with each other, are a living testimony of our Kanha's raas with his Radhe and sakhis... ✨ It was just so soothing to feel His presence right next to you there!!!! I'm just repeating the same thing again and again, cuz that's basically what you live there in the land of Keshav 🥹❤️

Anyway, melancholy struck immediately after we left Nidhi Van cuz yeah, we left Vrindavan... Yeah... It was heartbreaking. Like, yeah, He is with me always, every day, every second. But I LEFT VRINDAVAN, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, RIGHT!? Also, it was raining cats and dogs when we left. Call me over-dramatic, but I'm just gonna assume that it was my Keshav's bittersweet way of sending me off.

Anyway, we left for Radha Kund where we stayed at a मठ. In the evening, we went to see Radha Kund and Shyam Kund. Again, I felt His mischievous blissful presence pulling my leg right there <3 I felt my sakha lingering beside me, smiling at me with all His love. And I have no idea what overcame me, but I started singing 'Natnagar ki hai Saari Leela' aloud. Like, I hope no one minded that. But at the moment, my mind couldn't think of anything or anyone else but my Manmohana for real.

And yet another day in Braj passed by.

Day 5:

Our last day in Braj. We went to Barsana!!! We visited the Radha Rani Temple, of our very own Madanmohini... ❤️ The temple is so beautiful, y'all. Architecturally, aesthetically, and spiritually; it's simply perfect! And our Radha Rani, oufff! Unke baare me kya hi kahun? She's ever gorgeous, beautiful, dazzling, and whatnot! 🤩 And we both laughed about how Kanha is such a simp for her soooo, yeah!

The rest of the day, it simply rained. So we couldn't do much. But yeah, I listened to songs thinking about the past couple of days I spent with my Keshav himself... 💫

And yeah, the next day we left Braj... No further elaboration.

Photo/Video Dump:

My Vrindavan trip in short

I MISS THAT PLACE SO MUCH ASDFGHJKL!

P.S. I called up my bestie @pragyan05 and made her ugly cry by telling her about my Vrindavan trip 😌 I mean, why should I suffer alone.

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[benwvatt]

for the weekend sleepover ask game: what are your favorite Grey's headcanons?

aaaaahhhh beachy i love chatting with you! <3

i need alex & jackson & april to move in together and be, like a weird group of 3. sort of a grover-percy-annabeth or a katara-sokka-aang in terms of the cheesy couple and their weird best friend who has emotional regulation issues but, like, needs hugs. he just also needs you to be chill so he doesn't feel embarrassed. and when he's sick he also wants japril to watch movies with him and make him chamomile tea

jackson fell first but april fell harder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can we please give matthew some actual character development because i would LOVE to see him actually grow & develop. I'm an exchristian and I really loved the episode where matthew & april talked about her not being a virgin because I found it very insightful and lovely.

I am team-matthew's wife never dies and april never marries matthew and he actually gets to grow as a human being. also he gets to be happy.

I always loved April as christian representation because she is a christian but is so kind (and I also headcanon that she has very complex feelings about christianity and the struggle against god. I can see her partly deconstructing.)

I am team-everyone lives AU. teddy and henry were CUTE. so were teddy and alison, and merder (who are not, like, my absolute favorites but I want them to be happy and I want derek to become a better person, not die because he reached for his phone while turning his truck.)

IF SAMUEL HAD LIVED AND JAPRIL COULD HAVE GOTTEN A STORYLINE ABOUT RAISING A DISABLED KID !!!! IT COULD HAVE BEEN GOOD DISABILITY REP!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am also team "Link and Amelia get back together" because I LOVE their romance and am so mad they broke up

I realize not all of these are headcanons. this is just a list of what I want to see. WHATEVER???

nonbinary callie because [gestures at sara ramirez in all their glory]

CALLIE AND ARIZONA SECOND WEDDING TO RENEW THEIR VOWS

also mark & lexie live happily ever ever ever after and they dance at the second wedding <3

okay we both love japril so also

Jackson is really good at crosswords and April is so fucking pissed at him for it

April (with Jackson's consent) yells at Jackson's dad for being terrible and Jackson becomes weird best friends with April's dad. They drink beer and listen to country songs and talk about, like, spirituality and god and soccer games and cherry pie recipes. Jackson learns how to drive a tractor and he meets Jackson, the pig April named after him, which the Kepners refuse to kill because HE IS NAMED A HUMAN NAME.

They also talk about April's embarrassing cute childhood (Jackson has 65353 pictures on his phone) and Jackson ALSO yells at April's family for making her feel embarrassed. Kids with disabilities and braces don't need to be shamed and mocked.

Jackson becomes friends with April's dad because he gets to have a dad (well, aside from Webber, who is also a nice dad figure) who loves him for HIM :'))))))))))))))

it's very healing and wonderful. he totally cries on mr. kepner's flannel shirt.

Jackson keeps his lucky pencil from med school and fucking signs his marriage certificate with it. (Office person voice: Sir, that's not valid. We need BLACK or BLUE PEN.)

JACKSON AND APRIL START A GLOBAL HEALTH NONPROFIT

Can we please have an April-centric storyline about why the US military fucking sucks and she had a nice time with them but was also, uh, IN THE MILITARY

April goes to her med school reunion and is like, "oh? this guy? yeah, whatever, he's super famous. mostly he just makes me tea and hangs out with our kids, I don't think of him as an AVERY"

everyone is super impressed. jackson is silly and goofy and eats hors d'ouevres with her

can we please get a Reed Lives AU because I LOVE REED (mostly because i am gay and i think she has cool hair) and I want to see more of her and April's friendship.

marginally off-topic rant but: the San Francisco episodes where they're doing the board exams and japril has sex in the bathroom? MY HEADCANON - VERY SLIGHT - IS THAT THEY WOULD JUST HAVE SEX ON THE COUNTER, NOT GO INTO THE STALL AND SLAM THE DOOR SHUT

BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO LOCK THE STALL AND HAVE SEX IN THERE IF THE MAIN BATHROOM DOOR IS ALREADY LOCKED?????????

also, april totally takes kickboxing lessons after beating up that guy at the bar (at the boards) and Jackson is just Very Turned On by his cool friend who, like, comes home from kickboxing all SWEATY? and BRUISED? taking off the tape around her hands and peeling off her tank top to get in the shower? it's really hot and he's very confused.

[earthtodora]

so, @medblackcoffee's skater!yuuji infested my brain, resulting in yet another au idea, featuring possibly inaccurate descriptions of skating moves. please enjoy?

the art responsible for this:

"As the mature, responsible adult that he was, Megumi decided to deal with his problem by avoiding the situation completely.

It was a solid plan. He couldn't screw it up.

Not going anywhere near the skatepark was the logical thing to do. It was the sensible solution.

He would be safe and sound, and free from any further awkward interactions with the local prodigy, who just so happened to be very friendly, and also very cute. And probably straight. Not that it mattered. Because he was a no-go zone, completely off limits.

And Megumi wasn't interested at all."

[mama-qwerty]

Wade's marriage proposal to Callie (in the most dorky way😅)

AAAAAHHHH it is cute just by thinking about

I just LOVE these two🥰🥰

Oh, now there's a fun thing to think about.

It goes one of two ways, depending on the universe.

In the original 'verse, where she has Silver and Eclipse, Wade goes to the boys to see if it's okay with them. (They love him, so he knows it'll be okay, he just wants to make sure they're on board with it, especially Eclipse, who doesn't generally like surprises.)

He sits them down while Callie's off picking up a pizza or something.

"So, I wanted to talk to you guys about something."

Silver tilted his head, brow furrowed. "What?"

"WHO TOLD YOU???"

The two turned to Eclipse, and Wade furrowed his own brow. "Told me what?"

Silence settled over them, and Eclipse pulled his lips tight. "Nothing. Nevermind."

Okay, this was something Wade would definitely need to revisit, likely as backup for Callie. But nevermind, he had something more important to discuss.

"You guys know how much I like your mom, right?" The boys nodded. "And I think she likes me too, right?" Another nod. "Well, sometimes, when two people really, really like each other, they--"

"YOU'RE HAVING A BABY??"

This time all attention went to Silver, and Wade's eyes widened.

"Not that I'm aware of. Did Callie say something?"

Silver shook his head. "No, but it sounded like you were going to give us 'The Talk' and that usually means someone's gonna have a baby in the movies."

Eclipse frowned. "What talk?"

Silver blushed slightly, turning to his brother. "You know . . . where babies come from."

The darkling's brow furrowed. "I thought human babies came from sex. Not talking."

"No, I mean Wade was gonna tell us about sex--"

"I'm not giving you 'The Talk'!" This was spiraling very quickly, and Wade could feel his own cheeks burn the longer it went on. "I want to ask your mother to marry me!"

Silence returned, and the two boys stared at him. His blush burned hotter, crawling up to cover his ears.

Then Silver's face broke into an impossibly wide grin, and he squealed.

"You're gonna be our dad!!"

A little smile curled Wade's lips. "Yeah, if she says yes."

Another squeal from the hedgehog, and he launched himself to wrap his arms around Wade's neck.

"OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! I'M GONNA HAVE A DAD!!"

Wade wrapped his own arms around Silver and gave him a hug as Eclipse sat still, his brow still furrowed. The deputy looked down at the boy, a tinge of worry in the back of his mind.

"Eclipse? You okay?"

The darkling looked up at him, the furrow deepening. "So . . . what about the baby?"

"THERE IS NO BABY!"

"Where is no baby?" Callie asked as she walked through the door. She balanced two pizzas in her arms as she kicked it closed. "What are you guys talking about?"

Eclipse hooked a thumb toward Wade. "He was going to give us The Talk because he's gonna have a baby." He paused. "I think."

She froze, her face contorted into confusion. "What??"

Wade practically shoved Silver off his lap as he leapt to his feet, hurrying over to take the pizzas from her.

"Hey, let's get these dished out before they get cold, huh? C'mon, I'm starving, let's eat and not talk for a while!"

Which continues into hilarious shenanigans as the boys try to help Wade set up the perfect scene to propose. Everything goes sitcomy sideways, until Callie's sure Wade has lost his ever loving mind, right before he proposes in the most dorky, adorable way possible.

~~~

Now, in my Knuckles MacPherson au, things would go a little differently.

Wade would still ask Knuckles for his blessing, and Knuckles, being the overprotective good boy he is, would demand Wade best him in Trial by Combat before he can win the right to ask his Me'na for her hand.

This concerns Wade, obviously, and he asks Callie about.

"Sooo . . . I was talking to Knux about . . . something, and he said I'll need to face him in Trial by Combat."

Callie rolled her eyes. "That boy. It's like his go-to way to solve anything. We were down to the last slice of pizza the other night and he pulled the 'Best me in Trial by Combat to claim the slice!' stuff."

"Whaddja do?"

She shrugged. "I accepted, but told him that because I was his elder, I reserved the right to choose what 'combat' we engaged in, and he agreed."

Wade nodded. He could work with that, he supposed. "What did you choose?"

"Rock paper scissors. Best three out of five."

"Oh, that's good."

She nodded. "Yep. Pure luck. No skill needed. He still won, but at least it was a more evenly matched battle."

So that's what Wade tries to do, but Knuckles refuses because Wade isn't his elder, he's his apprentice. A fellow warrior. And warriors do Trail by Combat the right way.

Cue the incredibly unevenly matched Trial, in which Knuckles--who's trying not to hurt Wade, not really--thrashes Wade at every turn. Cal gets a little annoyed at this, mostly because Knux can get a little competitive in these things.

Okay, a lot competitive.

After the last Trial, she steps in and declares it done. If they insist on doing another, it should be something they're evenly matched at, like Uno.

Segue into the Uno Game of Death.

It's a tense hour. They decided best two out of three games. Tension was thick in the air, and they stared each other down like an old west poker game.

The last moments of the final game. This was the tie breaker. Whomever won this, claimed the title of Champion.

Now, again, it could go one of two ways.

Wade wins. He slams his last card on the stack, stands up, points at Knuckles with a loud "HA!" before turning to Cal and yelling "WILL YOU MARRY ME?"

Or, Knuckles wins, and Wade's feeling dejected because now he doesn't get Knux's blessing, and can't ask Callie to marry him.

Knux slams the last card on the stack, causing the table to shudder, before jumping up in his chair with his arms raised. "VICTORY IS MINE!"

He preens for a moment, before looking at Wade and nodding. "Now you may ask."

Wade blinks, looking up at him. "What? But . . . I lost."

"Of course you did. I am a fierce warrior, who is the master of every form of combat. You never stood a chance. But you kept trying. You didn't give up. And that proves your strength and courage, Wade Whipple. It proves that your heart is pure."

Knuckles nodded again, and gestured toward Callie. "You have won my blessing. Ask."

This catches Wade by surprise, and it takes him a few seconds to register what Knuckles said. Then he scrambles out of his chair, and turns to a confused Callie.

"Callie?" he said, taking her hands. "I want to . . ."

He cut himself off when he noticed he was still standing, and hurriedly went to one knee.

"You're so awesome. You're sweet, and kind, and funny, and stubborn, and about a billion other words I can't think of right now. You make me feel so good when we're together. So happy. And I always want to feel that way. I always want to make you feel that way. So . . . will you marry me?"

Callie stared at him, eyes wide and cheeks burning.

And she continued to stare.

Wade's smile faltered.

"Cal?"

Oh God. What if she didn't? What if she wasn't ready? They'd never really discussed marriage, like at all, what if she didn't want to? Oh she was just standing there staring at him this was a bad idea holy crap he was so stupi--

The thought was cut off when Callie dropped to her knees.

"Yes."

Wade blinked. "Yes?"

"Yes."

Now he stared at her. "You're sure?"

She rolled her eyes. "Wade, you fought my kid in Trial by Combat for two weeks. He gave you his blessing. And you . . . you make me happy, too. There's really no other answer I could give."

The two sat there, on their knees for another moment, before Wade laughed, pulling her to him in a tight embrace.

Then we get into wedding shenanigans. Because nothing ever goes smoothly.

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