#5K to 10K

[lonelycatsblog]

ok i keep seeing the “if this gets to 5K” trend on here and i thought i would give it a try

if this gets to 5K notes i’ll start reading again

if this get to 6K notes i’ll actually try in school

and finally

if this gets to 10K notes i’ll talk to my crush

BEFORE FEBRUARY!!!

good luck one and all

[steddierecs]

sitting between comfort and chaos by starryeyedjanai

Word count: 5,704 (complete) / 1/1 Rating: T Trigger and content warnings: none

Summary: Thinking back on it all, Steve thinks he should have known something was up when Dustin started letting Eddie sit up front when he drove them places, a spot reserved only for Robin or Erica when Dustin was riding with him.

Steve has seen that kid elbow his friends in the neck trying to get to the car first so he could ride shotgun. So giving up the coveted spot for anyone - even Eddie - should have been a giant red flag.

or, 5 times everyone thought Steve and Eddie were dating before they got together + the first time Steve tells someone after they actually get together

[namkookficrec]

under the cabbage leaf

by feraljk (7k, complete, 4/4 G)

tags: bunny hybrid jungkook // magical realism // mushroom farmer namjoon // minor vhope // zero angst zero conflict who needs it // kim namjoon is whipped // cute jungkook // jungkook is good at feelings // namjoon is good at feelings

summary:

namjoon loved his life - far removed from the bustle of the city, tucked away in his little country cottage, surrounded his gardens of vegetables of mushrooms, kept company by the animals who had found their way to him, one way or another. he had a favorite companion in the bunny he had found months ago under a cabbage leaf, who stayed even after his hurt paw had heeled.

but then, suddenly - sunflower was gone, and a boy was in his place.

or: hybrid jungkook is turned into bunny jungkook and then back into hybrid jungkook and hybrid jungkook and human namjoon fall in love.

AO3

[datasoong47]

[seven-oh-four]

honestly this screenshot just says everything

[tothechaos]

now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.

[geekysteven]

Example art from Tumblr users @poltergrease @teenageclown @randomationality

[mangosteen]

[beguilingcorpse]

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[steddierecs]

Just add water by Just_my_latest_hyperfixation

Word count: 7,509 (incomplete) / 2/5 Rating: E Trigger and content warnings: smut

Summary: It's one of the unwritten laws of Camp Lovers' Lake, as solid and immovable as the official rules. Curfew is at nine. No swimmers or boats are allowed past the buoys.

And Steve Harrington does not go in the water.

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Or: Three times Eddie wonders what Steve's secret is, one time he learns, and one time he finds out a lot more.

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

[john-cardoza]

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

[seven-oh-four]

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

[tothechaos]

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

[codecicle]

Guys I'm so glad everyone loves hit JRWI campaign: The Suckening so much. 12 thousand notes on just a thumbnail that's so cool. Anyone think about emizel pussy-out post revival