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🌟&🌺

🐝  *  ―  𝑺𝑴𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑺𝒀𝑴𝑩𝑶𝑳𝑺 𝑶𝑭 𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑫𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺. 

🌟 ― i love how you portray your muse(s)

🌺 ― simply admiring you from afar

WELL COME HERE SO I CAN FUCKING LOVE YOU

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Spaghetti spaghootie it's the Mario booty

"Tushy tuesday lives on-a!"

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HEY MARIO IM YOUR SUPER FAN!!@!#@!#1!1! CAN YOU SIGN HERE ON THE PAPER??2

"Why do you look-a like me?" Mario eyed this paper he was supposed to be signing a moment. Last time he signed a random paper he was stuck in the Glitz Pit working under Grubba.

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Thank you very much for the reblog! Here's your daily Mario gif:

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"Arr! This ain't no trick, I'd like to be your treat!"

"Mumamia! That's a pretty convincing Shark costume ya got there!" Gives all the candy despite the context of what he said.

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In the midst of all the chaos, up waddles... Kirby, dressed in a sheet like a ghost! He belches up a plastic pumpkin almost as big as himself, holding it above his head and waving toward Mario. Looks like he's trick-or-treating too!

"Oh!" His mood instantly brightened at the sight of the Pink Puffball. Twas the cutest costume he'd seen all night! He's gonna try his candy spell again...

"Okay Kirby, take a look at-a this magic trick then!" He cleared his throat and got a little close, waving his wand over the candy bowl to initiate the so-called magic. "Abra-cadabra-, Trick-Or-Treat-a!" This time he used his wand to tilt the bowl and pour Kirby a sizeable haul of candy. It was okay, he had plenty more inside. This technique was an evolution from last time however.

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Well they say Trick or Treat but- leave it to the upgraded Axem Rangers to- pull a trick by... TPing Mario's House or whatever as much as they can.

((Axem Rangers X. Ollo from deisbookofdemons- I thought this would be funni but also fitting for the teenage warriors. Fun fact I used to a own a certain Brighton and Twila blog that rped with ya from a pretty long time ago. They're on here too now. Been really into SMRPG since I got it like a month ago so I know the original Axem Rangers too.))

"HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW WHERE I-A LIVE!?" Mario considered burning the toilet paper but that would burn his house down... he would just have to take it down by hand. AFTER taking down this antagonistic force!

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...Mario's house is getting egged. He can see a certain bow creature and another weapon being on a pogo-sword. (Bowyer and Claymorton)

He's not a magikoopa anymore. He's angry a Hammer Bro now. He steps out onto the porch, hammer in hand, fire in his annoyed eyes ready for a fight.

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TRICK OR TREAT!" The imp is dressed like a flower and in his arms is a imp toddler dressed up as a Minecraft bee holding out her treat bag.

Mario eagerly answered the door, dressed in his Magikoopa garb with a wand in one hand and the candy bowl in another. It was bustling with treats. He took a gander at the duo before him and jolted.

"Mumamia!" He feigned fear a moment at the yell then smiled and began waving his wand over the candy bowl. "It's-a nice to see you Moxxie! I never knew you had a kid too."

"Um-- I'm-a gonna cast a spell to move-a this candy!" He didn't think this hand situation through too well... so, he poured some candy into the younglins bag, immediately fixing his stance to say "Ta-da~"

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Mario is still tramatized from the piano with teeth from Mario 64! That thing was scary!)

He was gonna let the phrasing slide, Mario 64?

"I was-a collecting red coins in peace then suddenly a piano came to life! You'd be-a traumatized too1"

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The pasta coinsurer is here to annoy him . Appreciate her presence .

"The health inspector!" Immediately scrambles to make a bowl of pasta from scratch

"How's-a this??" The steaming hot bowl was presented with gumption.

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"Did someone want a hug? Couldn't help but notice the free hug sign!"

The sign hits the floor while he hits the air. He lands next to his friend and pulls her into a hug. Hugs were great but they excelled when done with those we knew! After lingering a moment Mario dashed back and took up his sign once more.

"Thank you for-a your patronage."

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WHERE TF HAVE YOU BEEN???

"U-umm..."

"Plunging Super Toilet."

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Do me! Do me! for the url meme! <3

Send me a URL and I’ll share some positivity about them (Still Accepting!)

Buongiorno Principessa~

Everything's fancy here, I love it! Also, I'm actually interested in what shades of pink you used because it's never overbearing to look at, plus, I must once again refer to the carrd. I don't know how you pulled it off but having to click into it after an image of Peach presents itself is fucking amazing, excuse the french.

Then we get to your Peach!! I've seen a lot of-a them in my time and yours is among the sweetest! Reading your threads gives that authentic tenderness to her while also showing that when she snaps you better fucking r u n because there'll be no mercy when she catches you. Peach, I feel, is inherently pacifist but when you corner her or anyone she loves then the ensuing carnage is immeasurably. Once again, you capture that perfectly and kudos to you. I look forward to our current and future threads with you if you're so interested.

Keep doing what you're doing!

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Mario! I hope you have a big appetite! I brought lasagna for ya!"

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"This is-a gonna be my first sin of-a the day: gluttony!" The poor lasagna didn't stand a chance. Mario practically dove it like a dog. There were no survivors.