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Listen to the little voice in your brain telling you to act hornier. That's an angel talking and she's telling you how to get to heaven

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Guillermo what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament??

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Waist up of The Guide and Nandor on a mottled peach background. The Guide leans toward him, twirling her hair with a free hand, and asks flirtatiously, "So are you a big spoon or a little spoon?" Nandor looks over questioningly while twiddling his hands. 2. Waist up of Nandor from the Guide's POV as he turns toward her and looms with an imperious grin, pressing his fingers to his chest. He replies, "I'm a knife." Laszlo and Nadja stand in the background behind him with Guillermo passing by behind them. In unison, all three turn their heads toward The Guide and say "He's a little spoon." 3. Repeat. Nandor whips his head toward the three, cheeks flushed and mouth screwed up in embarrassment. Nadja and Laszlo turn their heads toward Guillermo questioningly. Guillermo looks away awkwardly, face red and sweating. /end ID

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I need him griping and complaining on it

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Cate’zel from crèche Kat’liir 🐱🐸

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i have decision paralysis because the angel and the devil on my shoulders are always fucking each other and they ignore me when i ask for help so i never know what to do

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i want a cig and a joint and alcohol n a cool knife n maybe some blood loss

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it's them

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election so bad you made my chemical romance wake up

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Lucanis, I am begging you. Chill, daddy

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it’s okay dude you can cut the heart right out of my chest with the ornate silver dagger bro i kind of like it aha

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petition for the season finale of wwdits to have no plot whatsoever only nandermo getting their freak on for the whole air time including the credits. give us what u have deprived us of for the last 6 years u cowards.

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my horny ass could NOT work in the dragon stables

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so sorry whatever you’re going through isn’t gayer. And bloodier

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everyone needs that one friend they can say just absolutely deranged horny shit too. this is like crucial for your sanity