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People I am going to change my tumblr cuz this one isn’t connected to my Gmail so yep :(

The new acc is @pyro-bug

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LOOK AT MY SILLY LITTLE PYRO OC LOOK AT THEM

They are just a little silly guy :3

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AND THERE IS ANOTHER HANDSOME MAN-PERSON-THING

PYROOO!!!

Can someone please explain why TF2 feels like the pinnacle of attractive men?Like what is this sorcery

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Hand….handsome

Can someone please explain why TF2 feels like the pinnacle of attractive men?Like what is this sorcery

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OMG YES!!!!

ok tf2 but instead of war, they battle each other to see which fast food restaurant is better. im pretty sure someone did this alr. If it exists already, then i will give all the credits to that person but this was just a random thought i had since its 12+ and i havent slept yet.

ingore this really badly edited photo, im tired and lazy.

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Soldier: He is the RED spy! It was obvious

[camera focuses on the body of the BLU spy]

Soldier: Look he will turn red any second now! Any second now…

[the camera shows Scout suspiciously at the background with the butterfly knife]

Soldier: Look red! No that’s blood…

[“Scout” gets out the knife’s blade]

Soldier: lets go get that RED spy

[Spy uncloakes ]

Spy: Right behind you…

[The outro plays while screams of pain are heard at the background, the camera shows the photos of Spy with Scout’s mom while romantic music is heard in the background. Spy grabs a photo where he is walking with Scout’s mom]

Spy: oh ma petit chofleour [Spy hides the photo on his suit and stands up]

WE DID IT YIPPIE :D

Let’s get this one GOING

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[A bell rings out in alarm. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up.]

Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"

[pyro-firez]

Hello everyone I posted the first two chapters of my fanfic ✨Fire as a parhelion✨ please read it :D

It has a lot of food for the PyroScout shippers

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Spy: He has already breached our defenses!

[the scene changes to the RED spy running into the BLU base]

Also could u say all the thing that follows after this? I don’t remember it fully

Let’s get this one GOING

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[A bell rings out in alarm. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up.]

Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"

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Soldier: Oh.. [shows Heavy one of the photos]

Scout: Hey! Gimme that! [takes the photos from Heavy and Soldier]

I know I know but I cut some lines so you could say them and I could say the thing

Let’s get this one GOING

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[A bell rings out in alarm. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up.]

Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"

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Spy: No [gets out a folder] that would be your MOTHER!!

[Spy crashes the folder against the desk reviling photos of the RED spy having relationships with Scout’s mother]

I organized all of this so I could say that line hehehe >:)

Let’s get this one GOING

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[A bell rings out in alarm. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up.]

Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"

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Spy: and surely NOTHING like the man loose inside this building!

Let’s get this one GOING

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[A bell rings out in alarm. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up.]

Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"

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[scout grabs the butterfly knife and plays with it]

Scout: Ooo yea big problem, I have killed Spies in the past, they are a bunch of back-stabbing bastards

[Scout gets cut by the blade]

Scout: Ouch! No offence

[Spy grabs the knife does a little trick and gives it back to Scout]

Let’s get this one GOING

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[A bell rings out in alarm. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up.]

Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"

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Soldier, Heavy and Scout: yep, mhm!

Soldier: nice and sound

[spy clicks his tongue and looks at the men]

Spy: Did any of you happen to kill a RED spy on the way here?

Let’s get this one GOING

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[A bell rings out in alarm. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up.]

Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"

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[spy enters the room with a dead sniper on his shoulder]

Spy: gentlemen

[the tf2 intro music sounds showing text saying “meet the spy”]

Let’s get this one GOING

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[A bell rings out in alarm. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up.]

Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"

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Scout: Lets go lets go lets go lets go!

Heavy [from a distance]: INCOMING!!!

Let’s get this one GOING

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[A bell rings out in alarm. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up.]

Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"

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Scout: Hey a little help here!

Let’s get this one GOING

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[A bell rings out in alarm. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up.]

Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"

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Soldier: “A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!? WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE”

[soldier runs towards the intelligence]

Let’s get this one GOING

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[A bell rings out in alarm. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up.]

Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"