i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement
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More smol Piccolo at your service
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If Goten threw up from drinking shampoo Trunks wouodnt even care tbh. Goten did it as some payment for a favor he needed from Trunks and it was like "pls bro ill do anythinf name your price" and it's hard to bribe Trunks bc hes rich but after some pondering he was like "Drink a cup of shampoo." And he said this knowing of the principle that the first offer is never the lowest they can go, he said this expecting Goten to haggle him down to a lower amount, but Goten went "Hngngngngn Fine. I've done worse at frat parties ..." and Trunks was like Oh .
And so Goten slurps down this cup of shampoo and it's pretty cool.
However like 11 minutes later he starts throwing up and is like "I dont know why this is happening." And teunks is like "Dude you drank a cup of shampoo." And Goten is like "I can usually hold my shampoo pretty well. It must be your fancy city-boy shampoo. It's got chemicals in it that my body is rejecting."
And teunks doesn't even care . Goten asks him (in a moment of weakness) to call the poison control number on the back of the bottle and Trunks does not do that
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They shoulda been at the clubbbbbbbbbbb
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Have u ever had sex with a pharoah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
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you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since
who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x
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