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"See ya, I'm going to see Kurt Cobain <3"

"I haven't attempted since like July"

lmao july wasnt that long ago, listen idk u and that anon is an asshole for lying about ur dms but maybe dont joke like that if u have a history of suicide attempts, or like wait for a year before casually joking like that

✮Announcement!✮

I'm still very confused, so I'm trying to make this as clear as possible. Sometime around 10 last night, I got a really bad headache and decided I would take a nap to help. As a joke, I posted "See ya, I'm going to see Kurt Cobain <3", thinking it'd be funny.

I believe I woke up an hour or two later, when I saw I had like 100 notifications, only to see they were all messages. I was HELLA confused because everyone was panicking and asking if I was okay, alive, etc.

Someone was going around sending this to my mutuals

This, plain as day, is a fucking lie. I wasn't dming ANYONE last night besides two friends and I didn't speak to either of them about attempting, so I know neither of them sent it, especially sense they got the message too.

Secondly, who the fuck said this? And for what purpose? Did you think the shit was funny or did you have literally nothing to do? Because this is genuinely trifling. I haven't attempted since like July, and barely even think about suicide.

But the simple fact that I've tried before is enough to scare the shit out of a lot people. Why are you messing with people's nerves right now?

I can verify via screenshots (which I don't think is necessary yet) that I never spoke to anyone about this. I don't know what anon's motive is but I can personally assure you that I'm alive and well.

If you receive this message, delete it. Don't even give it attention. If anything, responding gives it the publicity it needs to spike rumors.

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I find it weird that people always remember that Gamzee commonly cusses or calls people bro and motherfucker and brother or sister etc but no one fucking remembers that whenever he gets really passionate about something he says "are you scooping up what I'm slopping down?". It's like how they remember he wanted to fuck Tavros, but don't remember that he said the same shit to Dave. Like I'm not upset about it, it's just strange to me that this phenomenon is so common with HS and i have no idea why. What do you think of him saying that all the time but it just being totally forgotten about? That was my favorite shit he said tbh. It was funny as hell and sounds like some shit my boyfriend would say tbh. Gamzee mainly said it when sober, and you seem to prefer him whereas most people like high gamzee better, so that's why I'm asking specifically you.

"Dont fw us homestuck fans we aint read homestuck" (but I cant say that because it applies to me too), I think every single character got flanderized which is weird cuz half of them were already too flat to simplify. Some people havent read homestuck, some read it a lifetime ago and some simply ignored some stuff and didnt even memorize it because theres just so much going on at any point

I honestly I dont remember the "are you scooping up" part at all, but making up elaborate forms of "you know what im sayin" is a certified underrated Gamzee trait. Regarding Dave yeah people almost forgot how many interactions they had, and how, like, well they work together as characters. Dont remember seeing any fan content about shipping Gamdave or about Gamzee taking revenge on Dave for showing him ICP or something like that (but I bet theres already hundreds of forgotten fanworks with that cuz its homestuck fandom)

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When you girlboss so close to the sun they lock you up in the special supermax girlboss jail

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god didn't give me a dick because he knew it would go in someones stomach wound, amen

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*a school shooter is made fun of because he looked up porn with vomiting 12yo pakistani midgets*

Some people, for no reason at all: THAT COULD'VE BEEN ME

To everyone in tcc, who hate on nik because of his search history..really? SEARCH HISTORY? Man, which of us hasnt googled all kinds of weird stuff, especially an autistic boy with FAS, ASPD, and ASD? You guys support people who are pedophiles, unremorseful killers, and all kinds of other people- but hate Nik over search history? You guys cant be serious..

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beastars: came for furry vore hentai stayed for buddhism

Now that Ive binge watched Beastars, I think I'm officially "a fan", though I dont really participate in fandom spaces.

Season 3 is coming soon, but by that time I mightve already started reading the manga

Still havent seen Beastars

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Im publishing all of my unhinged drafts

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"Tonight we will make history"

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At the moment literally all media that I consume is about cannibalism

Every show, every movie, every video game, almost every book

Is in some way related to this

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get this. i sneezed so hard, that my brain flew out ,but it bounced off a wall and went back in. literally my favorite miracle to happen to me, and what a show

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how it feels to see people announce their suicides because Trump won (again)

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jesus f christ on a unicycle

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“eric-natural-dylan-wrath-selection-420-columbine-reb-vodka-harris-klebold-99-imgonnablowupmyfuckingschooltomorrow started following you”

me:

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Damn thats fucked

Calling the cops on your kid is pussy ahh behavior even if your kid did want to shoot up a school

Family over the world, who cares about those other kids they aint yours, saw is family, they shouldve handled it without calling in the daddy government.

MY PARENTS CALLED THE COPS ON ME BC THEY SAW MY ERIC HARRIS FANART AND MY DIARY THEY THINK IM A SCHOOL SHOOTER😭😭

THE POLICE ARE SEARCHING MY ROOM RN WTF

They pulled me out in the middle of spanish class and now I'll never learn to conjugate verbs😔😔😔