I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire. Don't touch me I'm a real live wire.
Last active 60 minutes ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
100K notes
·
View notes
Text
34K notes
·
View notes
Text
76K notes
·
View notes
Text
Made a mouthwashing animation yayyy
46K notes
·
View notes
Note
hey, i'm that last anon. i actually hate-read your blog because i initially thought you were someone who gravely wronged me on a gundam rp forum in 2012 (abused the trust i put in char roleplayers to commit credit card fraud) the first time i saw your blog. i eventually learned you had to be someone else but tbh the distaste just stuck with me and now i compulsively get mad at everything you post
i think i'm in love with you?
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
I know it's unfair vilification and stuff but it's also a lot of fun to see old media and stuff where people were SO scared of big animals like lions, sharks, crocodiles and wolves were fully expected to just come and eat you the moment you stepped into their territory. In older media we also made that assumption about gorillas and in still older we thought it'd be whales. But some animals that will actually fuck you up got left behind. Boars will kill you and eat you. They're way more likely to do so than any of those other things actually. Hippos, obviously, got off like bandits always being depicted as cute and dopey. And then there's the squids. Not giant kraken size squids. The eight foot squids that hunt in packs and will fuck you up if you fall in the water at night. I can't BELIEVE people slept on that. It's like all they cared about were the huge deep sea ones we never see. The medium size wolf pack squids were right there.
20K notes
·
View notes
Text
The doomed Franklin expedition, circa 1848 (artist’s interpretation)
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
I think the biggest "he would not fucking say that" I've ever experienced was when I read a terror modern au fic where the characters were doing land acknowledgements
15K notes
·
View notes
Text
i hate incorrect quotes they're all so fucking (pauses because i realize how stupid what im about to say is but can't think of anything else to say) incorrect.
#if you're going to be wildly out of character the least you could do is put the effort of writing your own fanfic#instead of just stealing someone else's comedy and slotting in random characters
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
437 notes
·
View notes
Text
Probably a niche political interest, but every election I watch the polls to see if Idaho votes to redraw their third congressional district which only covers the Amigara Township and a few small farming communities.
2K notes
·
View notes