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Help a Transman get out of the red!

I'm sorry to ask y'all for help again, but I recently moved states and it's been harder to find a job than I thought. And I'm having trouble with unemployment on top of that. I would very much appreciate some assistance.

Anything helps. You can donate through my paypal.me. If you are interested, I can do commissions.

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Marvel Snap

The cupid arrow hitting in the last gif... 💘

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I wanna do more of these… >:U

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my gender is bad porn parodies of horror movies

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People make a lot of good "thank god I'm not a kid anymore" posts about like school bullies or homework or puberty. But actually my #1 top of the "thank god I'm not a kid anymore" list is the fact that I can leave the event when I want to.

Any event I'm at! I can say "okay well I'm tired I'm going home goodbye." Could not do that shit as a kid. If you're a kid it's like yeah you will sit here at your brother's soccer game in the cold for the next 1.5 hours. You will sit here at your sibling's football practice. You will stay at this BBQ until the whole family is done with the BBQ. You are stuck at the mall until mom finds the pants she needs. You are stuck at the grocery store. No we don't know how long. You are stuck at band practice. It's running late but you're not allowed to leave. You are stuck at the party that the adults said you're leaving soon but they keep talking to these 2 people who showed up late. What the Fuck.

And that shit is on top of having homework.

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We were so fucking mean to foot fetishists for like 20 years, and for what??? They're wonderful friends to have. Have you ever had your feet complimented? Feels pretty nice to have a usually ignored part of your body to be acknowledged and loved, once you get over your dumbass puritanical hangups abt sex. Plus when you're hanging out with foot friends all you have to do is put your feet in their lap, and I'll start giving you a foot massage whenever you want. I mean they. They will do that.

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tired of cannibalism as a metaphor for love or sex. can we get into cannibalism as a metaphor for colonization.

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i kind of wish the anti voting people wouldn’t dance around the idea of what happens after the election. Like okay, the democrats lose, you taught them a lesson (and fwiw, I do think its a legitimate message to send- the people are not happy with the actions and status quo of the DNC). Now What. Trump, the multiply indicted crime president who incited a violent mob upon the capitol, is now President. He has all the qualities you hate about Biden, AND more, except he and his administration have even less reason to be sensitive to the wishes of their democratic constituents. He is a puppet for the far right and white supremacists and christian nationalists. I really shouldn’t even have to go over this- we LIVED it already. Genuinely asking, is this what you want? Because frankly I do not think 4 more years of Trump is worth it over Biden. Your hands are not clean, this is the future you want to choose. I just don’t understand why.

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mountain goats litany for survival: I am gonna make it through this year it it kills me

mountain goats litany for divorce: hand in unlovable hand

mountain goats litany for justice: I’m gonna bribe the officials, I’m gonna kill all the judges

mountain goats litany for revenge: I will personally stab you in the eye with a foreign object

mountain goats litany for weird kid pride: wearing my lizard suit to the party

mountain goats litany for meeting word count: the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you and you are standing in the doorway

mountain goats litany against nonsense and also handball: I did not come to play handball

mountain goats litany against anti-intellectualism: I use the term advisedly according to Webster's 9th New Collegiate, definition 4b

amen

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Here are some sonic adopts I designed! Both are nudibranchs and were delightful to design. They are $30 usd each. DM me if you're interested!

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i'm in me smartcar broom broom

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please watch my favorite game changer clip ever

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frantically googling “how to flirt with someone” “do men like blood” “how much does the average person appreciate blood”