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for about a year, i've been maintaining a personal Blaseball Player Generator, gradually curating the name pool more and more to my liking. but having updated the pool so far past actual names from the Blaseball name pool got me wondering... how convincing are the names from this generator? well i created a uquiz to find out! this quiz is about 50 questions long, and escalates in difficulty with more and more obscure players. good luck!

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Requested by anon

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i missed the breath mints discord being active so fucking much

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WAIT HGEY. THEY TOOK MY URL FOR NOTHING!!!!!!!

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happy can't stand commies i'm gone day

ID: A screenshot of a conversation from the Blaseball Discord: Smoke: Bro i aint logged on this in like 5 months but yall gotta stop being broke I'm dying out here. (Attached is a screenshot of the user's Feed, which indicates they were in the 1% and their money was distributed to the League twice, alongside a message reading "You earned nothing from 51 Incinerations!") erobo (📱 fan) @/commishgoogles: money no longer exists sorry. you missed a lot Stellar's Jay Rainbow 👐🏆 She/Her: Destroy the Concept of money (This message received 16 pin emote reactions.) Smoke: Cant stand commies im gone (This message received 18 letter ball emote reacts spelling "bye lmao.") End ID.

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THEY’RE BRING BACK TACO DE MAYO BAYBEEEE

(For those who don’t know, it’s a yearly Blaseball charity stream! It’s always fun, I was a part of it a few years back! Donate here! https://t.co/pgTgtV1kez ! It’s on right the fuck nowwwwwww)

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And I quote...

god remember goobie ballson? i miss blaseball

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stellar graffiti near my apartment

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chorby v sketch im probably never going to clean up

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I made this joke on Twitter last year but I'm making it again this year because none of you can stop me. The Georgias have 3.14 Players in common with the Pies. Niq Nyong'o, Steals Chark, Siobhan Chark, and then Zephyr McCloud barely counts for either of us. Happy Pie Day everyone!

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The most important 🦀 Convos

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Do you think that in the Blaseball universe, they had a simulator for something called "Blaseblall," which was a comically exaggerated version of Blaseball designed to make a point about the industry and the fans’ relationship with it?

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kind of fucked up that i'm going to be forever hung up on a fantasy baseball sim that had 6ish total months of active canon play over the course of three years before exploding forever. isn't it