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Don’t be like Dan. Be like Christine. Make sure you vote. https://www.vote.org/polling-place-locator/

[A picture of Christine with text reading: “If you don’t vote you don’t get to complain.” A picture of Dan looking sarcastic with the text: ha ha ha. sorry I meant to keep a straight face there. And a picture of Dan laughing with the caption “ha ha ha ha ha.”]

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[Harry and Dan hugging, Harry falling asleep on Dan’s chest with Dan petting his hair in “Dan’s Operation Part 2″ and Harry looking sad in the foreground while Dan watches in the background. Text reads: I think up ciphers to trace into your skin because it doesn’t feel safe to just say I love you.]

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[Three pictures of Harry with the text: “When was the last time I climbed a tree?” is not the question. The question is, “Where is the nearest tree?”]

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I had a dream last night where there was this place that showed NC marathons, and there was a back room where you could go to meet the actors but nobody ever went there except me and Harry was telling me all of these obviously ridiculous behind the scenes stories and I fell asleep on his couch. IDK why my mind came up with that but I had to tell somebody

That’s hilarious. I love it.

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[Three pictures of Dan Fielding, two with women. With the text: There are plenty of fish in the sea if I run out of women.]

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By request, here’s the middle picture from today’s comic by itself. [A black and white screenshot of Christine and Dan kissing while Harry looks on in shock and horror.]

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[A picture of Dan, a black and white picture of Dan kissing Christine, and a picture of Christine. Text reads: I want to carve our initials in the bark of everyone who ever hurt you.]

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[A picture of Harry and two pictures with Roz, Christine, Dan, Quon Le with baby Renee, and Art. Text reads: I love you guys. This just isn’t the life I’d hoped I’d have.]

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[A picture of Harry followed by two pictures of Harry with Christine. Text reads: Sex and respect go together like you and me, please.]

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[A picture of Christine, a picture of Christine meeting Joan Hobson, and a picture of Joan. Text reads: ME: SWF, 23. YOU: Non monogamous, interested in overthrowing the hero-normative ownership paradigm, not ugly.]

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[Two pictures of Dan with Joan Hobson and one of him with the compass she gave him. Text reads: You and I were meant to be together. Even if we weren’t meant to be happy.]

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[Three pictures of Roz and Christine. Text reads: Though we’re so different we understand each other and that’s all that matters.]

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[Three pictures of Harry, the third looking at Margaret Turner’s picture. Text reads: I wonder what kind of person I would be if I don’t worry so much about what kind of person you wanted.]

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[A picture of Dan, a picture of Christine and Harry, and a picture of Christine, Dan, and Harry. With the text: Ok, ok, you don’t think ‘threepover’ is funny. But I still want to sleep with you both. How do we make this right?]

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[A picture of Dan, a picture of Dan with Harry, and a picture of an older Dan. Text reads: I’m kind of annoyed that it wasn’t an option for me to legally marry a man until I got too old to marry a rich one.]

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[Three pictures of Bull with the text: If at first you don’t succeed, run.]