#zip zaps and zorps!

[giffypudding]

Bip Bap Borp

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Get oc lored suckers

(I've gotten new folks since last I lored, so feel free to look at the oc tags on my blog)

You're going to know about Hyacinth

So for starters, ya remember Nathaniel Robot? Also known as bootleg leftist Cave Johnson? Well he had a somewhat similar situation at the end. You know, inevitable decline, hoping to gain immortality through a machine and all that. However:

1: He had a decent bit more time, and

2: He was still batshit weird, but more practically so.

As such, he was able to succeed. But he didn't just have it happen in one go, zip-zap-zorp. That would be pretty stupid if you didn't know at least the basics of robotics.

So as a practice run, he had them invent a true Ai in an effective robot body. Like I said, batshit weird.

After several months frenzied effort, they made what they dubbed Human Creation 1, HC-1 on the paperwork, and Hyacinth in casual conversation. This was a fairly nice place, so you didn't get the kind of stuff that usually makes starter Ais go bad. No abuse of that one special person who treated the robot nice, no contradictory commands, it was smooth as butter. (side note: by human standards, Hyacinth is agender, aromantic, and asexual. They didn't want to waste time programming all that in)

Shortly after, Nathaniel died. It was a big deal, he'd done a lot for the world. Every paper worth it's ink ran an obituary.

Yet shortly after something happened. An earthquake, and while this lab wasn't as deep as Aperture (I'm not that shameless), it was still subterranean. Not optimal when that terrain you're in moves. Everything was falling apart, Hyacinth couldn't get out because they'd been made with treads (not optimal for perilous ground), and they saw someone run past: the second robot, who had Nate in because I'm not going to throw away someone so amusing.

Years later, Dialtone (one of the main ocs) breaks in because it looks cool and isn't in any official maps. She finds Hyacinth, and since that's a massive deal turns them on, takes them home, and has a new roommate.

[zuzuyams]

Weird question but favorite pkkmn?

Buneary!! (and Lopunny lol)

For legendary probably entei and zapdos

[just-zenitsu]

you called him 'cheese stick' and now i gotta know: what are your top 10 funny nicknames for zeniboi? (if you can't do 10 that's fine, i just appreciate the funny)

i call zenitsu a lot of names and tbh i barely remember any of them but

* cheese stick * banana bolt bitch * gay ass catboy * moronsexual moron * zip zap zorp * im out of ideas

[askintothevoids]

ksgfefbkj i am seriously giggleing, i am forever calling him zippy zap, best name.

Zip zap zorp

[hoodedmenace]

imoracle mentioned you in a post

@hoodedmenace tbh all he’s gotta do is plug it in and babs hones in on it like zip zap zorp why didn’t u reply to her text from march 12th, 2020 at 6:41 p.m.

just didn’t vibe with that text message

[moist-astronaut]

I wanna Zip Zap Zorp myself into another dimension

[magpie-lesbian]

Zip zap zorp

Zorp to the torp Bick back bork Bork to the torp Snick snack snake Sneek to the treek And struuuut your stuff