#zip zaps and zorps!

[giffypudding]

Bip Bap Borp

[kragehund-est]

"i got my glasses from zenni. i got my glasses from zeelool" i got my glasses from fucking. zleepzlorp. gleepgloop. zip zap zorp.

[rasput1in]

Weeeeeoooouuuuuwwwwwwwiiiiiieeeeeouuuuu sip zip miazouuu miiau zip zorp zorp blible miarz miourz blierz bliibble zip zap zorp

[r1p-3dger]

Zip zap zorp zorp

[windowsh0pping]

zip zap zorp

i need 16 cigarettes

[just-zenitsu]

you called him 'cheese stick' and now i gotta know: what are your top 10 funny nicknames for zeniboi? (if you can't do 10 that's fine, i just appreciate the funny)

i call zenitsu a lot of names and tbh i barely remember any of them but

* cheese stick * banana bolt bitch * gay ass catboy * moronsexual moron * zip zap zorp * im out of ideas

[askintothevoids]

ksgfefbkj i am seriously giggleing, i am forever calling him zippy zap, best name.

Zip zap zorp

[yidiyada]

It’s gonna be a street interview with some insufferable linguistics student and they’re gonna be like “did you know🤓☝️ it’s speculated that the battle of the right to choose your own pronoun played a large part in the outcome of the 2024 US election” and the street interviewer is gonna be like ‘zip zap zoooorp, I’m a robot’ and the interviewee will be like “zip zap zorp, me too, guess they should’ve paid more attention to regulating tech oligarchs” and then they’re gonna go make art and music and study linguistics while the humans work in the mines

In 200 years linguists are going to so obsessed with our current pronoun culture war

[hoodedmenace]

imoracle mentioned you in a post

@hoodedmenace tbh all he’s gotta do is plug it in and babs hones in on it like zip zap zorp why didn’t u reply to her text from march 12th, 2020 at 6:41 p.m.

just didn’t vibe with that text message

[moist-astronaut]

I wanna Zip Zap Zorp myself into another dimension

[magpie-lesbian]

Zip zap zorp

Zorp to the torp Bick back bork Bork to the torp Snick snack snake Sneek to the treek And struuuut your stuff