#zeke is an instigator

[grimmcheems]

More of my Crimson King AU🗣🩸👑

🗣Long hair Armin reigns supreme. Enjoy these disaster gays.🗿 I made a post months ago with this same concept but diff drawing (the Armin Zofia one). They hate each other (Reiner’s personalities fall in love with Armin and Armin eventually tries to make the best of the situation bc he has no other options= they have hate make out sessions and take care of four children but Dw guys THEY ARENT A THING (at least not to armin but they are to everyone else around them and Reiner’s delulu ass)) the girls are fightinggg in the lower corner lmao

Trust I will provide more context later with the more arts I make to cover this. I’ve been all over the place these past couple of months and this last month with finals.

This took me forever but was worth it. I rly had fun drawing Reiner but he was also a pain bc I had to keep reworking his face because of how complex it is, his facial structure is so out of my usual range. Also I haven’t forgotten about my dozen other AUs💀😭 Ill get to those when I get to those, I've just been overwhelmed d with how well received they are and its like…..people actually like my ideas?!?!🤨😭🗿💖✨so thanks to those who have been sticking around for that

Also like why was this just hard to draw overall?!? Like Armins hair had maybe four hours in total of me working on, I had to keep reshaping the top and planning out where different shades would go. This was in my drafts for maybe like two months (prolly longer) before I went back to it to actually try and finish it. Imma be real yall, a lot of my stuff ends up being unfinished so I’m happy I had enough will power to finish this one bc I actually love how it turned out. My art from now on may look a bit wierd bc I’m gonna start trying something new with coloring/rendering, but what’s new? A lot of my stuff isn’t cohesive to begin with.

[quiveringdeer]

Zeke: Hi, I'm Eren Jaeger's emergency contact.

Desk Clerk: You're here to pick them up?

Zeke: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

[ghostcatssecretblog]

Attack On Titan: Modern AU

(Or as I call it the highschool sweet heart au.)

Some of you may have seen my post based on my Attack on Titan Modern AU! But I've only ever posted photos. (I have more on my tiktok. Feel free to check it out)

So I'm gonna share my notes from this AU and my personal take on the characters in a modern universe.

Some starter notes:

I tried to bring elements from the original story over, but obviously, it's not just a complete modern retelling, and to be honest, I mostly focused on Eren bc like...that's my boy. I have some thoughts on the others and they're listed below but I don't touch on everyone bc I just don't have enough thoughts about them.

The modern AU does not take place in our world. It's still theirs, so the setting and map is the same just...modern. You can honestly take this as a reincarnation AU.

So let's go!

Eren:

• Eren's mom died in a car accident when he was nine. He was there to see it but luckily was mostly unharmed. His mom however died due to the impact.

• His father is a doctor, and because of this, he is rarely ever home, so his brother Zeke has to take care of him. Zeke is overly protective and tries to prevent Eren from doing things he considers to be reckless.

• Zeke and Eren have a weird relationship because while Zeke is the one who raised him and took care of him, Eren resents the fact that Zeke mothers him so much, especially as he gets older and tries to have more freedom to do what he wants with his life.

• As kids Armin, Mikasa, and Eren stuck together. Eren defended them from bullies, but the trio always managed to find themself in trouble. Mostly due to Eren always getting into something or starting fights of his own.

• He was already a bit of a trouble maker, but when his mom passed, he seemed to spiral. Zeke, only being 20 when he started taking care of Eren, means having to juggle college, a job, and raising a child. Needless to say, Eren went unsupervised a LOT in middle school.

• During freshman year of high school, Eren started attending Scout High, where he met a lot of his friends. He struggled at first but eventually formed a rag-tag group that only grew. One of those is Arte, who, like Reiner and Berthold, is a year above him. Their friendship was rocky at first, but they eventually came to an understanding.

• During freshman year, he joined the soccer team. By junior year he became captain.

• During sophomore year, the changes slowly began. Zeke became more overbearing, pushing Eren to be sneaky, and his father was around less and less.

• Then the incident happened. It was during a house party At Historia's right after homecoming. Everything was fine at first until Reiner made a foul comment about Eren's mom being dead. A fight broke out between them, resulting in Reiner having to go to the hospital. Because Arte, and a few others vouched for Eren and said that Reiner instigated the fight Eren got left off easy but was made to go to therapy and was put on probation.

• During junior year of high school, Eren becomes more reckless and starts to isolate from his friends more. He hangs out with the wrong sort of kids (Floch and Samuel), gets into fights more often, skips class, and overall stops caring as much. He picks up skateboarding as a hobby.

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Extra notes:

• While he plays soccer he also does skateboarding as a hobby.

• He's into metal bands such as 5FDP and SOAD.

• His grandparents (dad side) are very conservative. They also don't approve of Grisha divorcing Dina and Marrying Carla (partially bc she was younger than him). They tend to favor Zeke and consider Eren to be nothing more than a trouble maker.

Arte

• In contrast to Eren's more middle class suburban life, Arte grew up your stereotypical white trash sort of home with a neglectful mother and an alcoholic father

• They grew mostly isolated, living too far from the city to make friends and considered too much of an odd kid to make any at school.

• That is until middle school. When they met Winnie.

• Winnie comes from upper class. She's rich but considered the back sheep of the family and because of this her and Arte become close friends. Closer than friends even

• But in 8th grade they split. Winnie wanted to stay in public school to be with Arte but Arte pushed her away, ensuring Winnie would go to boarding school. Art thought she was better off there.

• Arte then attends the same highschool as Eren their freshman year.

• Arte is friends with Annie (both are lower class and have bad parents) and Hitch - designated sunshine and rich girl of the group.

• Absolutely loves automotive and English classes. They help fix Eren's car on the regular.

• Their relationship when they first meet is weird and mostly bickering. Very friend/enemies through Eren's freshman and Sophmore year.

• Around his junior year he's getting in a lot more fights. Arte helps patch his face up in the boy's bathroom. There's a heart to heart and they become actual friends soon after.

• Arte Annie and Hitch start hanging around Eren's friend group more - leads to Armin and Annie dating.

• For the rest of Junior year Arte and Eren end up sneaking out (arte sneaking into his room, going to the skatepark, wandering the neighborhood, late night McDonald's runs)

• Eventually they end up dating but it's a bit of a slow burn bc neither wants to admit they like the other.

• Arte keeps Eren as far away from their home life as possible bc they don't want him seeing how awful it is but also bc they're fairly certain if he were to their dad hitting them Eren would end up in prison for murder

• Eren does find out via seeing the scars and bruises on Arte and loses his shit

• The one time he did catch Arte's dad putting his hands on them Arte had to drag him back into the car to avoid a fight.

Extra notes:

• AAH have matching friendship bracelets

• Likes music like Radiohead, Nirvana, Deftones...

• They go to football games (hitch is a cheer leader) and Eren's soccer games together. As well as Parties, homecoming, prom (Arte asks Eren for their senior year and vise versa for his), haunted houses, carnival, etc.

• Arte stays over at Eren's a lot bc bad home life.

• They also get Eren into smoking weed. Zeke does not approve.

• Arte graduates first but takes a gap year to wait on Eren so they can apply to colleges together (with zekes help)

• During this time Arte temporarily moves in with Zeke and Eren.

• Unfortunately neither knows what they want to do with their life atm

• I really feel like Eren would be the kinda person to go to a lot of protest though. He probably organizes half of them.

• Arte -> Enginering Major

• Eren -> Social Justice Major

• Zeke and Yelena are married. They end up moving to Liberio, Marley and try to take Eren with them.

• Eventually end up getting dog together named Titan. He's a chow and Tibetan mastiff mix

Armin:

• He still lives with his grandpa

• His parents are alive they just travel a lot for work so he doesn't see them very much

• It's part of the reason he wants to see the ocean and travel.

• Ends up a marine biologist

• Armin x Annie !

• Takes a lot of IB classes in High-school.

• Likes softer music. I'm thinking Cavetown vibes.

Mikasa:

• Her parents are alive! Yay!

• Her, Armin and Eren all lived in the same neighborhood. Armin and Eren were friends first and she joined them when her family moved into the neighborhood.

• She almost had a little brother but he didn't make it. Thus, she projects big sister energy onto Eren and Armin.

• Listens to Lana del Rey and Mitski. Unless she's working out, that is.

• Ends up a physical trainer after highschool.

• Jean x Mikasa bc that boy adores her and would actually give her the domestic life she craves.

Friend groups:

1. Eren Armin Mikasa

2. Jean, Sasha, Connie and Marco are all friends.

3. Annie Hitch and Arte

4. Reiner and Bertholdt

5. Historia <3 Ymir

Porco, Piek, Marcel aren't really ever relevant but I imagine they go to a rival school in Libero. Porco is on the boy's soccer team and he and Eren have beef bc of it.

Reiner:

• Reiner's issues in this AU stem from growing up in a conservative household. His mother is reglious and his dad went out for milk...

• He's also a closeted homo. His feelings for Historia are merely him hetero-compensating. Hence, his issues towards Eren, who is very openly Bisexual. (Also idk but there's homoerotic tension there. Have you seen them fight??)

• But by college he figures his shit out. He's a changed man! I like to think he ends up dating Ploam's OC Logan.

• Anyway, just imagine your stereotypical closested football joke but then he grows up, gets him a bf and a shelter dog and LIVES HAPPILY

Annie:

• Kinda already summarized her in the previous notes but

• She's still adopted in this au. Her dad still sucks. Her and Arte have bonds bc of it

• AruAnnie! They get cats when they get older. Colossus the maincoon and sphinx (idk what to name it)

• I like Yama's take on her music taste. She definitely listens to Evanescence and Avil Lavigne.

• Professional MMA fighter after Highschool

I don't really have thoughts on Bertholdt, and I'm sorry I just don't have any thoughts on him :p

Sasha and Connie are still best friends! I think It would be really cute if Niccolo was from the same school as Porco and Piek and Sasha met him during a bake sale and liked his baking so much he went into Culinary after HS and ofc eventually got his own restaurant. Sasha is a food blogger and is constantly posting his dishes on the gram which just brings in most business for him. (Listen I need these two TO BE HAPPY)

Marco doesn't die! For once, omg. He and Jean become good friends. He, just as with the show, that starts Jean's character arc. Instead of dying, he ends up having to move away but it forces Jean to realize he needs to open up and make friends with other people too.

That's all I have so far! But feel free to ask questions about the AU!

[mentholmuse]

Attack On Titan - College AU

PROMPT: Pieck is always riding around campus on a golf buggy

Pieck: “Alright, bye guys I’ve got a lecture” Pieck: *Scoots away slower than walking pace*

Eren: “Pieck I’m gonna be late, can I hop on?” Pieck: “Only if you bribe people away from the bike rack”

At Party:

Pieck: “Sir does this even count as drinking and driving ??” Pieck: “What if I turn the engine off but I move the wheels with my feet??”

Pieck: “So, would you like to take the scenic route?” Sasha: “Yes” Armin: “This was supposed to be an outdoor study session” Mikasa: “What exactly is the scenic route?” Pieck: “The one where we get food on the way and don’t make it to our next class on time” Eren: *Walking* “Okay then I’m swapping with someone. My arms hurt holding everyone’s bags” Armin: “Dibs not! I’m actually studying”

Security: “Ma’am! Ma’am you can’t park there!” Pieck: “Yes I can that's not a car”

Connie: “Ohmygod whattt are you wearing?” Sasha: “That's obviously her Halloween costume dummy” Pieck: “Security said if I kept saying the buggy was ‘basically a bike’ that I would be required to wear a helmet and put it on a bike lock” Jean: “Aren't the bike racks usually full?” Pieck: “Well, that’s what the bolt cutters are for huh”

Pieck: “OMG HAHHA did you hear apparently there’s some weirdo cart girl on campus going around nearly running people over on a scooter or something” Mikasa: “Babe, that is you. You are cart girl” Pieck: “Well let it be known come next week cart girl is selling $1 ice blocks out the back of her buggy”

Pieck: “So do you have anything you what to say to me?” Connie: “N- no…” Pieck: “Oh nothing like, Sorry after you stuck up 127 of the 150 fliers I printed for you, did I then, tell you there was a typo” Connie: “Look I’m out of printing balance now and I didn’t think it was noticeable” Pieck: “Be a dollar cooler after you come down to fart girls buggy?” Connie: “You didn't notice it either” Pieck: “That’s because I accidentally left my glasses in my CAR” Connie: “You have a car?” Annie: “The cherry on top is the fact that the only pick he had of you near the buggy is you getting out with your ass in the air”

Pieck: “Omg did you guys see I was on the news” Eren: “How” Pieck: “Oh there was a reporter on campus I was riding around in the background” Armin: “No tell the whole story. You where trying to be in the shot when you RAN. HER. OVER” Reiner: “Yes this is true I was there as a witness” Armin: “YOU WHERE THE ONE DRIVING”

Pieck: “I can’t believe they banned all transport on campus” Jean: “I can’t believe you put a news reporter in the hospital and students still hired golf buggy’s in protest of the ban”

I like to imagine the one instigating the ban was Levi and the campus security was Zeke

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[internetgiraffekid1673]

FEED ME FANFIC!

Ya'll I play Pirate101 and Wizard101. I love the world of the Spiral, and the characters and story from both games are so amazing to me! And now I have a desperate need for crossover fanfics with a very specific plot:

Wizards with a bad lot in life get forcibly adopted by pirates.

Like, everyone talks about how the young wizard went through some serious trauma throughout the story and how it gets extra tragic when compared to the young pirate who starts out at rock bottom and gains unbreakable friendship.

And I would love to read more of that.

But, like, the young wizard isn't the only wizard city resident who's been through shit. There are so many kids who have been isolated, watched their homes burn, kidnapped, hurt, and who just don't fit the mold of wizard society. Like, think about the main kids you're helping on each of the Wizard City Streets. Their homes have all been overrun by undead and basically got told "man that's too bad, deal with it yourself."

I want any number of pirate101 kids to meet these poor traumatized wizard babies, say "man that's fucked up! No way in hell am I leaving you to deal with that! You know what? You're being adopted into my crew now, I will fight God for you." And then have them all go sock Ambrose in the face.

I also have a brain itch for the pirates' unconventional fighting styles to really appeal to the less skilled wizards.

Oh, you're not good at magic? And that makes you defenseless? So sad, anyway, here's a GUN!

Oh, you're scared of direct confrontation? Makes it impossible to fight in spell circles? My dear friend, let me teach you the art stabbing people in the back! Literally!

And also everyone in Wizard City being freaked out by voodoo. Just like, "No, that's not how magic works," while breaking down in the corner, and the resident witch doctors are just like, "That sounds like a you problem."

Basically, I want fanfiction where the pirates of Pirate101 show up in Wizard City, get really pissed on behalf of the Wiz Kids, and chaos ensues.

And just as an extra optional treat, have Prospector Zeke be an instigator. Like, he hears one too many Wizard sob stories and goes "fuck it," and then not-so-subtly unleashes unhinged pirate gremlins in Wizard City.

[cosmicjoke]

I honestly don’t understand why people hated Armin or called him useless in season 4. Did they really expect a 19 year old to suddenly solve the world’s problems or suddenly make all the hatred and prejudice go away in an instant? Add that to the fact that Eren really made the situation worse by instigating a war on paradise island which forced the scouts to fight and having no other options except a genocide. The scouts couldn’t really do anything and were forced in a tight spot because Eren and Zeke planning. They expected to Armin to just flatly become a murderer with no second thought. What the hell was Armin suppose to do? What kind of genius tactic that he should’ve thought off that would solve everything?

also I think that if Erwin was alive, he wouldn’t solve anything either. The amount of people thinking that he would support genocide blindly ignoring his guilt and shame that Erwin felt by sacrificing soldiers lives for his dream which ultimately broke him almost near the end just shows the fandom don’t understand shit.

These people never have an answer when you ask what genius solution Erwin could have provided to save Paradis that Armin or Hange, or anyone else, was incapable of dreaming up. It's because there wasn't any clear or obvious solution, and even if there was, Eren and Zeke, as you point out, didn't give them the chance to find it, because they both decided that Paradis itself was expendable and an acceptable sacrifice in the pursuit of their little dreams, for Zeke, the extermination of an entire race of people, and for Eren, the destruction of the whole world. So... yay, I guess. Gotta' love those Yeager brothers.

Blaming Armin, or Hange, or Levi, or anyone for any of what happened is absurd and shows a level of judgmentalism and arrogance that's really hilarious. As if any of these people that whine about it would have found the solution themselves. The only people to blame for what happened to Paradis are Eren, Zeke and the Yeagerists, oh, and Yelena too. Fuck that bitch.

And Erwin never would have supported the Rumbling, and anyone who thinks he would have doesn't have the first clue about who he was as a person or a character. Like you point out, the people that try to claim he would have supported it don't ever want to talk about Erwin's extreme sense of guilt near the end of his life, nor what the source of that guilt is. The Survey Corps' entire purpose, originally, was to fight for humanity. That didn't just extend to the people of Paradis. They just didn't know of the existence of people beyond the walls, but still, it was for humanity that they fought, for humanity's survival that they dedicated their lives. Erwin's guilt was rooted in his belief that he had failed the soldiers who's lives he'd sacrificed for the goal of freeing humanity, because his own, personal dream was what was fueling him all along. So we're meant to believe that Erwin would have gotten over that sense of guilt and failure toward his soldiers, to the point he would betray everything they fought and died for by destroying the very thing they died for? Seriously?

People's stupidity knows no bounds, honestly.

[oxygenbefore1775]

ok but did the Scouts, the new Levi Squad at the very least, know how much the Warriors had left to live?

and by the Scouts I ofc mean Jean and by the Warriors I ofc mean Reiner

this wasn't brought up to Jean at any point so the only info he had at his disposal was the fact that Reiner had his Titan for at least 9 years since that's how much time passed since the Fall of Shiganshina (even less, in fact, considering that this was during the timeskip)

that was until Zeke rolled around and contacted Paradis, making haste of passing his Titan to Historia, stating he doesn't have much left and implying that his plan should be fullfilled in the span of a year

I hc that it made Jean erroneously assume that Reiner also doesn't have that much left. He'd have no reason to assume that there are Warrior generations and that Zeke and Reiner became shifters at different points so it'd be not beyond logical for Jean to think that Reiner is in the similar situation

Like the first thing that Jean learned after RTS and Reiner's departure, with Grisha's diaries published and the Curse of Ymir discovered and all, was that Reiner's life is already cut short and that he has max 8 years left in this world which isn't that long in the first place. And if it wasn't bad enough, later, with Zeke instigating negotiations with Paradis, Jean learns that Reiner's term is even less than that and is due to end within the following year (again, erroneously because Jean believed that Zeke and Reiner became shifters around the same time). Which probably made Jean automatically assume that he and Reiner would probably never meet again, considering that at the time of the timeskip Paradis didn't have any plans of visiting the Continent let alone infiltrating Marley

[pingo1387]

For the OC Questions, gladly all your OCs that you listed. :)

9. Do they swear? Do they remember their first swear word? 19. What is their favorite number? And if you feel like it (because that might become a long answer): B) What inspired you to create them?

9. Do they swear? Do they remember their first swear word?

Diala: Very rarely swears, maybe some curses under her breath but that's it

Nicole: Swears often but mostly in Portuguese

Ruby: Doesn't swear often, chooses her moments carefully so they have the most impact

Brook: Swears quite often but mostly in private, doesn't swear often in earshot of others

Zeke: Swears incidentally

Ollie: Doesn't know any curse words yet but she will use them as often as possible once she learns

Terrance: Almost never swears

Daisy B: Doesn't usually write down swear words, but will flip the bird at opportune moments

Dimmi & Dammi: Learned curse words from Daisy B and are using them to their fullest extent

Helena: Swearing is basically just not in her vocabulary, and she will warn the sea witch about language if SW drops any curses

19. What is their favorite number?

Diala: 3

Nicole: 5

Ruby: 12

Brook: 9

Zeke: 9

Ollie: 7

Terrance: 8

Daisy B: 2

Dimmi: 4

Dammi: 36

Helena: 8

B. What inspired you to create them?

Diala: She was the first character I made when I decided I wanted to make my own story with my own characters, and I'd wanted to name a character Diala for years :)

Nicole: She was originally created to be a love interest for Diala, and the only thing I had in mind at the time was that I wanted her name to start with N. She's really blossomed into her own character since then!

Ruby: I made Ruby way back when I was like nine years old, and decided to bring her back for the story with Diala I mentioned. I kept her name but revamped her character and design, and here we are.

Brook: Brook was originally made to be a kind of rival but eventual friend to Diala, which would mainly be because of their height and antagonistic attitude. I decided eventually that it made more sense for Diala to be the instigator, and the rivalry thing ended up being more one-sided. I also decided that Brook would be a childhood friend of Ruby's instead of Diala's, wanting to focus more on Diala and Nicole.

Zeke & Ollie: Long story short, based on imaginary friends my sibling and I made things up about when we were little. The names stayed the same, even :)

Terrance: Created to be a detective for a mystery story I'm working on! The name came to me out of the blue.

Daisy B: I think this is the first time I'm formally announcing this... she was created based almost entirely on the song "Daisy Bell." Her silence, outfit/hair, archery skill, eyes, and favored mode of transportation all reflect this.

Dimmi & Dammi: These two were inspired by Maru and Moro from Holic! They're less creepy than I initially envisioned, but still have uncanny non-human elements about them.

Helena: Helena was made for a creative writing class short story, and I'm thinking about reworking the story for another time :)

[urbanxfantasy]

What’s currently going on with Toni and the gang?

So the thing is not a whole lot has been going on the past few months because Real Life happened to basically everyone in my discord group and we've been collectively busy, but I'm going to take this opportunity to summarise what's been going on for the past few years because people I haven't written with since 2016 are here again and explaining what's up with Toni now is an endeavour.

So:

(Tumblr I swear to all that is holy stop moving my read more)

2016-2018

2016 was a hell of a year for Toni. The absolute worst year of her life. Her adopted nephilim sons were murdered as part of infernal politics, Zeke vanished with his brothers in the wake of it, she herself was killed by Hanael due to actions taken to protect Lucida, and then Lucida herself was killed by a different demon anyway after expending her life debt bringing Toni back.

She doesn't do grief well. Can't sit in sadness. She got angry, because anger can save her when everything else is gone, and right then everything else was gone. She left New Orleans with one goal in mind; find a way to kill the demon who killed her children. At the time, she expected this goal to follow her into the afterlife.

At some point in her search for answers she came across Zeke, out on a depression bender after becoming disillusioned with his brother's quick rush into their next misadventure, but they parted ways again soon after.

2019

Toni met Mara (then possessing and going by Malcolm), the literal Whore of Babylon and queen of the NOLA crossroads, online and arranged a coffee date. Discovering that they rather enjoyed each other's company, the pair began to hang out more often. A few months later Toni made Mara her first birthday cake, and the demon's strong reaction to being shown basic kindness means they've been best friends ever since, even if Mara did insist on telling her that her body was "10/10, would posess"...

Ray, one of Mara's underlings and her current lieutenant, was assigned as Toni's bodyguard. Proving to be extremely food-motivated, he has since become Toni's roommate.

2020

Due to the pure coincidence of @concentratedbitterness picking a royal demon name out of a hat and landing on Andras: When Toni learnt that Marquis Andras, the instigator in her children's murder (and factor in much more of 2016's chaos besides) was causing problems for Mara in a bid to expand his own territory by snatching away the one she has worked tirelessly for centuries to make profitable, she sensed an opportunity for at least some petty revenge and threw what resources she had behind the pit demon. However, twists of politics and the revelation of personal secrets (first, that Toni is a former hunter and competent exorcist that the demon had neither suspected or guarded against, and second that Mara has a son whose creation was engineered by Hell to be a God Killer, who had not died during birth as she had lead Hell to believe but was in fact hidden away and being raised by his angelic father) forced more drastic action.

Mara needed to kill Andras.

Toni wanted Andras' death to be by her own hand.

Toni then asked Mara to possess her. Combining the demon's strength and power reserves with Toni's hunter background and research into the weaknesses of that one Marquis in particular, they brought the bastard down.

(In the intervening time, Malcolm, who Mara had intended to re-possess, was set free by Ray...)

Unfortunately, weakened in the aftermath of their victory, they were captured by other demons. This forced Mara's husband, the angelic father of her hidden son, to come out of hiding to rescue her, leading to his own capture by Heaven soon after. In a bid to protect his family, he agreed to take up his long dodged responsibility of overseeing the realm of Purgatory on the condition that they be allowed to come with him. Therefore, Mara (now in possession of a new, brain-dead host after Toni kept telepathically scaring off any conscious girl she tried to pick off the street) found herself dragged to Purgatory against her will, leaving Toni in possession of her earthly estate.

Around the same time, Malcolm, who had been taken on as an appentice by the long-time patron and distant relative of the Brockways, the warlock Santiago de Castilla, kidnapped Ray after rediscovering the notes of Santiago's former apprentice snd reignited an experiment begun on Ray several years earlier; a process to cleanse a demonic soul.

After a negative reaction to part of the experiment lead to Ray tearing off Malcolm's leg and escaping, Toni reconnected with her former roommate. Though her relationship to both parties was strained (with Ray for letting Malcolm go despite the risk he posed to Mara and herself, and with Malcolm for obvious reasons) she offered whatever assistance she could in seeing the experiment succeed, as in it she saw an opportunity to rescue her condemned-by-birth children, if something could only be done to retrieve their souls from Hell.

In the time between their rescue and Mara moving to a new host, Toni became aware through observing Mara and Hanael's private conversations by proxy that Han had begun a put rebellion in Hell which was taking full advantage of the chaos sewn by their assassination of Andras.

After a few months getting affairs in order, Toni and Mara are able to reconnect digitally if not in person. At the same time, Zeke quit his depression bender and reconnected with Toni. After being forced to confront both their grief and feeling for each other they became an official couple.

Toni also took on magic lessons with the fae queen Anna, in order to improve her glamour skills. They came to an understanding regarding Toni's part in her estranged husband's assassination.

With some nudging and woo-to-demon-speak translation work from Toni, Mara transitioned to drawing on Purgatory's energy source as opposed to Hell, suffering many of the same side effects as Ray was during Malcolm's experiment. Noticing the similarities, Toni encouraged the demon to allow information to be shared with her former adversary, helping the experiment with Ray along. Within a few months, Ray was shown to be successfully unbound from Hell.

2021

Toni then heard through the grapevine of supernatural contacts the Han's rebellion continued, but was struggling as the Crowns recovered from the earlier chaos. There lied the next opportunity; to secure her children's souls and take some manner of revenge on the royals who were complicit in their deaths all at once. With Mara's help she made a contract and braved a face to face meeting with Han to present it; all sensitive information gathered on the Crowns during years of overlooked observation and the location of Mara's remaining caches, in return for Han bringing her children along for the ride when he eventually made his run for the door.

While this took place, Mara was crowned Queen of Purgatory, and announced the annexation of the New Orleans territory during the official banquet. What seemed a petty and ill-considered move on its face was actually a calculated play in Toni's favour; resources spent on the territory dispute were resources not available to combat the rebellion or the rescue that relied on it. Meanwhile, New Orleans had been Mara's home base for centuries, with protections against such disputed built into the foundation. All they had to be was activated, and opposition was driven out over night, providing a secure territory for the escapees to retreat to. For security reasons, Toni's family was also moved inside the territory for their protection, revealing the supernatural to them in the process.

Purgatory also began taking in refugees from Hell, with the possibility of freeing them in the same manner as Ray.

Though not without complications, Toni's children were successfully retrieved from Hell, and brought to Purgatory for their own protection. Preparations began to adapt the experiment to their needs. Part of this experiment required drawing blood from the nephilim themselves. While Eli had stabilised and begun to recognise his mom enough to allow it, Asher, who had been much younger at his death and much further along in his demonization, pretended to allow it only long enough for Toni to get close enough to become dinner, then devoured the whole of her lower left arm before anyone could intervein. Devourement being somewhat irreparable, no healing magic would restore it.

Unfortunately, Mara had unintentionally become pregnant with a second god-killer. Heaven discovered this and came knocking at Purgatory's door, spurring Toni to make a deal with Anna for mutual protection of each other's children should trouble come knocking. Anna, learning of Toni's arm situation, offered a fae prosthetic, assuaging Toni's suspicion about the cost by declaring it payment for not going full scorched-earth in her revenge and preventing others from doing the same.

The pregnancy would almost kill Mara, if not for an instance of cross timeline time-travel. Mara's daughter 'Fig' (birth name Antonia), who had been forcibly taken as a ward of Heaven and trained to fulfil the role of the antichrist after it had been rejected by Mara's son in her own timeline, had rebelled against her teachers and jumped through time, seeking the familiar energy signature of Han and Audrey's own god-killer infant daughter. Han, after deducing who she was, attempted to introduce her to Mara in the hope that her power might allow her to rescue the demon from her lethal pregnancy. However, contact between this timeline's foetal Fig and the alternate timeline's adult Fig proved catastrophic, with adult Fig absorbing the very essence of the unborn child and irradiating Mara and her host. Mara re-possessed Toni with her permission and remained dormant within her through months of grief. Only Toni's need to move on with the experiment with her own children convinced the now not quite a demon to take a new host.

The experiment proved a success with Eli, but failed for Asher. Grieving her own child while still not having time to process and box away Mara's grief from the latest possession, Toni threw herself into her work of documenting everything they had achieved and learned.

And then she collapsed.

It turns out that being possessed by what she would later call a 'semi-divine entity' had left Toni with irreparable damage to her health, as Mara had changed her body over the course of her own recovery in order to draw in sufficient energy from Purgatory without knowing the long term consequences it would have for her friend, only to cut Toni off from that energy when she left. She now requires a higher calorie intake to avoid hypoglycaemic crashes, is medicated with a medicine Anna used to regulate her own energy when pregnant by Andras, and must moderate her magic usage to avoid knocking herself out.

Mara's husband also died around this time, leaving Mara as the sole regent yet unable to properly control the realm.

2022

Anna's realm suffered repeat incursions from Hell due to problems caused by the rebellion. When the Crowns refused to take action in accordance with the tithe treaties, Anna cut ties and declared war on Hell. Toni found out about this when the deal she had negotiated to protect her own children was called in by Anna to protect Labella.

With their refugees energy situation proving to be a struggle in an already unstable realm, Toni saw another opportunity and negotiated temporary access to the fae realm's energy in order for Malcolm to try a further experiment on former tithe slaves.

And then there was the bomb.

Hell had smuggled a bomb through agents posing as refugees into Purgatory and planted it at the wellspring of its energy, devastating the realm at large and nearly killing Mara, who ended up possessing Toni again for a brief moment before finding a new host to return and oversee the damage. Though claimed as an assassination attempt, it was a cover for Prince Stolas to steal the remains of the infant Fig in order to do further research into the god-killers.

In the aftermath and with some far less than gentle threats negotiation from Toni, Malcolm was convinced to start working with purgatory in order to solve the refugee energy crisis. To do so, Audrey and Ig tracked down the soul of Augusto de Castilla, Santiago's son, who had been burned at the stake as a result of a deal with Mara to rescue his father from the Spanish inquisition centuries ago. He was an expert in alchemy and time magic.

Also, Toni's little sister started dating Leroy Brockway, Malcolm's nephew. Due to this, she invited Lee's family including Santiago to her family's Christmas dinner. Where Eli, upon learning that Santago's familiar Magdalena had "the same name as Mr Augusto's", spilled the beans about Augusto which until that point had been kept from Santiago lest he do something dangerous.

In the damage control conversation Toni had with Santiago immediately after this, he revealed a book he'd been given supposedly by someone from the future. One of the authors was Antonia herself. She might have thought it was some kind of trick, if it hadn't contained finished paragraphs based on notes she had only just written and not yet shown anyone. It is a book she is already writing without realising, despite swearing to never write a boot on her experiences since Gabriel (the angel of prophets) suggested it to her years ago. She does not want to think about the implications.

It's worth noting that Mara has a blood-vendetta against the entire Brockway bloodline, so when Toni found out Lee had gotten Hannah pregnant, Toni shot him in the ass (she was aiming to kill him, but Hannah pushed her and threw her aim).

Current

Toni is trying to ignore that she's doing prophet things while edging ever closer to doing even more obviously prophet things.

There is an ongoing thread of Toni pointing a celestial-enchanted gun (that Han designed) at Han and telling him to stop threatening to kill her on a whim all the time.

Due to a series of unfortunate and very stupid events, Han crushed Malcolm's hands and no one has managed to convince him to come back to purgatory if and when he recovers yet.

Hannah's pregnancy is ongoing but the timeline has been intentionally blurred until we have time to nail down some key precursor plot points because there's a whole reincarnation thing in here somewhere.

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Most of these plot points are expended on if you read the drabble tags:

Toni's Drabble Tag

and @concentratedbitterness: HERE

I don't know where anyone else involved keeps theirs.

[crisalidaseason]

why you dont like floch? i also dont but i wanted your reason

uh, I'm back on my roots I suppose. For those who don't know I used to write a lot of discourse on AoT, I have a small masterlist of them if you're interested.

Anyway, your question has a context and two answers:

Context: I don't necessarily hate him, or dislike him, in fact he's not remarkable enough for me to feel strongly about his character. Floch is well written for his purpose though! Him and Yelena are sort of parallels, both of them have strong convictions and have one purpose only, a purpose that is not theirs (is Eren's and Zeke's respectively). Floch is a pawn like Yelena also is.

Floch represents a way of thinking that historically is known for causing major issues on our world order: imperialism and eugenics. Of course, this is also the view all the Yeagerists have, but Floch was the architect of their actions, an instigator of sorts. He holds great responsibility, alongside Eren and Zeke, for what Paradis became politically after the rumbling. That place is fucked up, under a military and authoritarian government.

Answer 1: If I had to pick a logical and contextual reason to dislike him, it would be the consequences of his actions for generations of people in Paradis. But again he's not the sole cause, since Eren was the always problem.

Answer 2: If I had to pick a petty reason...he's annoying as fuck.

[thevilqueen]

This is insanely long but this is also why I said my harem would be a high security prison with Oikawa just out of place. I couldn’t choose 3 worst because they are all very much awful 😭

Theo Raeken

Murder

Attempted kidnapping

Attempted theft

Attempted usurpation

Conspiracy

Sororicide

Sabotage

Treason

Loki Laufeyson

Attempted universal domination

Mass murder

Terrorism

Theft

Cheating

Usurpation

Abuse of power

Genocide

Omnicide

Conspiracy

Treason

Brainwashing

Invasion

War crimes

Attempted fratricide

Treason

Forgery

Fraud

Impersonation

Incrimination

Slavery

Smuggling

Extortion

Espionage

Assault

Jailbreak

Unlawful imprisonment

Destruction Of property

Illumi Zoldyck

Mass murder

Psychological abuse

Child abuse

Brainwashing

Gaslighting

Coercion

Izana Kurokawa

Assault and battery

Sororicide by proxy

Orchestrated gang fights

Suicide inducement

Manjiro Sano

Assault and battery

Murder

Psychological abuse

Organized crime

Gang fight instigation

Death threats

Serial killing (fourth timeline)

Murder by proxy (fifth timeline)

Manslaughter-suicide (fifth timeline)

Gambling (fifth timeline; implied)

Prostitution (fifth timeline; implied)

Drug dealing (fifth timeline; implied)

Zeke Jaeger

Genocide

Mass murder

High treason

Numerous property damage

Theft

Crimes against humanity

Numerous war crimes

Desertion

Conspiracy

Wartime collaboration

Terrorism

Mass poisoning

Animal cruelty

Mass conquest

Bioterrorism

Deception

Arms trafficking

Espionage

Sabotage

Attempted kidnapping

Karren Von Rosewald

Mass murder

Man-eating

Kidnapping

Mutilation

Stalking

Assault

Hisoka Morow

Serial murder

Mutilation

Stalking

Child molestation (possibly)

Indecent exposure

Conspiracy

Assault

Theft

Coercion

Mahito

Mass murder

Attempted genocide

Crimes against humanity

Attempted omnicide

Mutilation

Torture

Unethical experimentation

Corruption

Coercion

Psychological abuse

Property damage

Assault

Conspiracy

Terrorism

Azul Ashengrotto

Coercion

Blackmailing

Manipulation

Physical assault

Theft

Vil Schoenheit

Attempted murder

Attempted poisoning

Physical assault

i challenge you all to list three of your faves’ worst crimes

[jacqcrisis]

God I fucking should've figured a way to put Caleb in a situation where he gets his ass beat for ☆~reasons~☆ and Zeke has to do a little TLC all while covering a genuine worry by teasing him as he not so delicately cleans up a bruised and bloodied himbo.

Why did I not do this? Am I insane???

[prof-peach]

Who amongst your pokéfamily, cause I'm definitely not calling that gaggle of mons you got a team, would fight the dreaded red dot?

Andy and Olly, Scooter, Chip, ED, Zeke, Vlad, would TOTALLY go for the red dot. Pam and Harley instigate chaos. Mocha is the innocent civilian caught up in the disaster.

[bibblelevi]

Bringing kitty Levi home for the first time and opening your house door, only for his head to drop upon seeing kitty/puppy zeke smirking there and waiting. This whole time, kitty Levi thought he'd be the only eye of your attention here but oh no, he couldn't have been more wrong. Seems like they've gotta compete for territory :P

Warnings for submissive Levi & Zeke, M/M/F, hybrids, pet play, master/pet relationship, mentions of punishment, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, body and cock worship, crying, depression and self isolation, anal play, prostate milking, this was longer than expected

Levi is so incredibly hostile towards Zeke, and honestly, you can’t fucking blame him. Zeke’s such an instigator. Constantly tries to provoke Levi, and sometimes successfully “frames” him so Levi receives punishment instead of Zeke.

But after enduring a harsh punishment that he didn’t deserve, he starts isolating himself. He spends long hours cooped up in his room, all the way in the corner, and doesn’t come out for meals because he’s not hungry. He sleeps a lot, sometimes his entire days ago, and refuses interact with Zeke or you in the slightest. You can’t even get him to the vet for an annual check up because he won’t budge from his corner.

He misses you so much, but he’s also so fucking angry. Hange tells you that it’s plausible he’s experiencing an episode of sorts because of past experience at other homes and kennels, but you know it’s something else when he actually recoils from your touch and hisses at you. Levi’s not particularly hostile, especially not towards you. He’s actually very affectionate; he loves you more than he’s loved anyone. But fucking loathes Zeke. He’s jealous, he feels betrayed, and he has no way to communicate how he feels.

You noticie how Zeke is acting a little strange as well. He starts to linger outside of Levi’s room, a certain guilt in his eyes. Eventually you find yourself asking him if he has anything to do with Levi’s behavior, which earns a nod.

“Zeke, did Levi break my laptop?” you ask, remembering the event that started this spiral.

Zeke shakes his head.

“Did you?”

After a second, he nods. You inhale sharply with the revelation. “So, I punished Levi when he didn’t actually do anything?”

Another nod.

“What about the few weeks before that? When I came home with the trash littered all over the kitchen? Or when the couch cushions where torn up? I saw Levi in both the messes as soon as I arrived home.”

The repentant look tells you everything you need to know, and instant, crushing regret weighs on you enough to make you cry.

You’ll deal with Zeke later, but for now, you have to prove to Levi how sorry you are. God, you feel like the worst fucking owner in the world. It’s not like the punishments are anything neither your kitties can take, but you can’t imagine taking a punishment for something that wasn’t your fault to begin with—more than once!

You find yourself in Levi’s room, sat beside the bundle of blankets on the floor. His chin is propped on a pillow and he looks to be sleeping, so you take the rare opportunity to card your fingers through his hair. You scratch behind his ears, down his shoulders and back, then back up. And your fingernails feel so, so nice against his body. He stirs in his sleep and blinks his eyes open, surprised to find himself leaning into your touch despite the fact he vowed to despise you.

“Levi, I’m so sorry, baby,” you whisper, still scratching behind his ears. “I was wrong. I jumped to conclusions. I’m so, so sorry. I will work hard to make it up to you, I promise.”

Of course an apology isn’t going to completely fix everything, no matter how sincere you are, but he still nuzzles into your palm, having missed your touch more than anything in the world. He lets you move him into your lap, his fingers latching into your shirt and face buried in the crook of your neck while you continue petting and scratching him. And he starts to purr because it feels so good, the soft vibrations felt against your body.

“You’re such a good boy, Levi,” you praise him. “My good, precious boy.”

It’s only fair you spoil him afterwards. It’s been a long time since he’s felt any release or arousal—not since his last heat—so the moment you’re swirling two lubed fingers around his puckered little hole, he’s crumbling, all pretense thrown out the window.

Zeke gets to sit in watch, collared to the bed post on the floor, while his cock is neglected. All protests are muffled by a bit gag, and his hands are restrained away from himself to prevent any further misbehaving on his part. It’ll be a long time until his cock feels any sort of pleasure—at least until his next heat. (And you still debate if he deserves it even then. He needs to apologize first. Thoroughly.)

Levi’s spoiled with orgasm after orgasm, one of your hands wrapped around his cock while two of your fingers are buried in his ass, pressing into a swollen gland that’s been neglected for some time. He shivers through every climax, drool seeping out of his mouth as his fists fumble with the sheets. You make him come until he cries, until there’s an unending string of fluid pouring from his flushed tip.

“You deserve to be milked of every last drop, my love,” you tell him. Your tongue licks between his ass, swirling over his hole while your fingers continues to curl and pump away inside. “Should I have Zeke come up here and apologize? Clean you up?”

Levi nods dumbly, tongue hanging out of his mouth. And you acquiesce him, guiding Zeke onto the bed, right between Levi’s thighs once you have him on his back.

“Apologize to Levi,” you tell him, releasing the gag. “A sincere apology, Zeke. Nothing half assed. Show him how sorry you really are for setting him up.”

And Zeke apologizes with his mouth. He places kisses along Levi’s thighs, dragging his tongue and lapping up any come sticking to his skin. He licks below his balls, the sensitive area there, and comes back up, sucking each one into his mouth, then up his shaft and around his tip until, somehow, he’s fully hard again. Meanwhile, your mouth finds each of Levi’s pecs. You lick over his nipples, watching the way he squirms beneath the touch of more than one being. Every inch of him is cared for—it’s almost too much.

Tears prick his eyes, mostly because it’s the first time he’s ever felt truly loved or protected, even by Zeke (strangely enough). It’s the first time his body has ever received such praise. It’s the first time being in the center of attention like this—his pleasure being the sole focus.

Zeke takes him down his throat, all the way without having to be commanded, and relishes the way Levi’s cock twitches in the passage.

“See, you boys don’t need to be jealous of each other,” you say, carding through Levi’s hair with one hand and Zeke’s with the other. “I love you both all the same. I hope you can learn to love each other, too.”

Levi cries as he comes, his body quivering, and you know he’s spent afterwards with nothing left to give.

“So good,” you praise him. “You did so, so good, Levi. You deserved it. Rest.”

Then you reach down, cupping Zeke between the thighs. It’s the first time you’ve touched his neglected cock, and he knows not to expect anything, but he’s still disappointed when you release him.

“I love you,” you tell Zeke, placing a kiss to his nose, “but you know you have to be punished. What you did was cruel and unwelcoming.”

He nods and leans into your hand.

“A month. Absolutely no touching. You’ll give Levi all your orgasms. I think that’s fair.”

He doesn’t object. Instead he curls into place beside Levi on bed. The two of them wait for you to join—then they wake you up together.

[cosmicjoke]

This is such a brilliant observation and analysis.

It never even occurred to me that Zeke's plan to sterilize the Eldian's would have made it impossible for Historia to give birth to any more children, but you're 100% spot on, which means all his claims about helping even a single generation of Eldian's to survive was always BS. I'm not even sure what would have happened to Historia's baby that she was already pregnant with after Zeke went through with sterilizing the Eldians, but she certainly wouldn't have been able to become pregnant again, nor would the child she was carrying, if it could even have been born. So right there, everyone would have been fucked. Even if they had been able to fend off any initial attack by the other nations, it still would have been quickly realized by those nations that the Eldians had become sterile, and they would have known from that that they couldn't enact the Rumbling any longer, so there would have been nothing to hold them back from just flat out attacking then and there.

Making it all the worse is the fact that Zeke literally instigated the rest of the world declaring war on Paradis, through his manipulations of the Marley higher-ups and his and Eren's attack on Liberio. He knew all the nations of the world would band together to destroy Paradis as a direct result of Eren's attack, and that their retribution would be imminent. They didn't have 50 years, they didn't even have a single year to prepare for Marely's and the rest of the world's attack, directly because of Zeke's and Eren's actions. So with that in mind, and within the context of what you point out here, about Zeke's plan rendering it impossible for even a single generation to survive, it really puts the lie to everything he ever said about helping to protect the island and its people, or wanting to end the suffering of the Eldians.

And yes, this is something I've pointed out about Zeke multiple times. The fact that he uses language that couches his actions in more palatable terms. It's not murder, it's "mercy", it's not death, it's "euthanasia". Or his expressions of regret or sympathy while simultaneously, openly enjoying his slaughter and torture of other people. He's so full of shit. It just smacks of falsity and self-aggrandizement. This almost benevolent language he uses and attitude he wears while committing atrocities, the way he acts like it pains him to hurt others, but we see him unnecessarily hurt others and take great pleasure in it constantly, relishing in it, boasting about it, finding amusement and excitement in it. The way he won't own up to his violence for what it is, but instead tries to paint it as something heroic, empathetic and self-sacrificial on his part. He acts like he cares about relieving the suffering of others, but all it really is, is him getting off on their torment and deaths and hiding from that truth by telling himself it's for their sake, telling himself he's saving them from the misery of their lives, never mind that they never asked to be saved from anything by him, never mind that it isn't what they wanted or chose.

Ugh, I just hate Zeke so much. He's the most dishonest and delusional character in the story.

Why the "Euthanasia Plan" and not the "Sterilization Plan"?

Something that always bugged me about Zeke's plan was how it was always referred to as the "euthanasia plan", not the "sterilization plan". Euthanasia is most commonly defined as the intentional act of ending life or lives to eliminate pain or suffering—aka, mercy killing. Sterilization, on the other hand, refers to the process of making a person (or people, in this case) unable to produce offspring. With these definitions in mind, it initially seemed to me like the latter name would have been more appropriate. However, upon a more thorough reading of Attack on Titan, it becomes evident that the name of the plan reveals Zeke's true intentions.

What was Zeke's fake plan?

Zeke told Paradis that he had a way of guaranteeing their protection through the threat or activation of a limited Rumbling to act as a deterrent against attacks by other nations for as long as it took Paradis to modernize their military. The process of modernizing Paradis' military was estimated to take around 50 years, as Paradis would provide the nation of Hizuru with ice-burst stone in exchange for their aid in developing technology and weaponry.

To ensure Paradis had access to unleashing the Rumbling for those 50 years, the Founding Titan and a titan of royal blood would have to be passed down. The Founding Titan can be passed down to anyone who lacks royal blood (to bypass Karl Fritz's Vow Renouncing War affecting royal inheritors) and the Beast Titan (although it could be any titan that isn't the Founding Titan) has to be passed down to people of royal blood. Thus, this meant Historia would have to inherit Zeke's Beast Titan and bear as many heirs as she could within her 13-year-term.

What was Zeke's actual plan?

Zeke actually wanted to make contact with Eren's Founding Titan to convince Ymir Fritz to prevent Eldians from being capable of reproducing, as Zeke subscribed to an antinatalist ideology and hence believed that Eldians being born was and is a life of suffering. Again, upon first read, this seems more akin to sterilization.

Why does Zeke refer to it as "euthanasia"?

Remember, in order for the current and directly subsequent generations of Eldians to be protected, Zeke has to pass on his titan to Historia and Historia needs to give birth to multiple heirs. Keeping Zeke's actual plan in mind, it becomes frighteningly clear that Zeke never intended on passing on his titan nor for Historia to be capable of providing heirs.

This means that Zeke fully expected even the current generation of Eldians to be killed, as they would have never been able to enact the limited Rumbling at all to deter other nations. He viewed the active slaughter of Paradis as a mercy killing. This lines up with Zeke's attitude toward murder in general, as during the "Return to Shiganshina" arc, he laughed at his massacre of the Scouts while muttering stuff like "you poor things".

It's not "genocide" or "murder," it's "euthanasia". In Zeke's mind, he's a savior and martyr, so he uses language to justify his cruelty as a mercy. This is why it's the "euthanasia plan" and not the "sterilization plan". Paying attention to Zeke's use of language clues us in early to what sort of person he is and the real intentions behind his actions.

[jeanbeaux]

AOT BOYS AND THE ICKS THEY HAVE:

a/n: this was inspired by a convo i had with @aiiwa about normalizing talking about icks. we love these boys but at the end of the day — they are boys. gross, sweaty, disgusting boys. im here to take them down a peg.

warnings: this is complete and utter crack. nsfw themes for jeans. These are all jokes and also all my opinions, plz dont attack me im gonna slander my baby boy pretty hard too.

eren jaeger: does not own a bed frame. or fitted sheets. was very much using a spongebob sheet set and an inflatable bed till carla whooped his ass and took him to bed bath and beyond.

reiner braun: too much information in his instagram bio. man has detailed what hogwarts house (he said gryffindor we know he’s a hufflepuff) he’s in to exactly which grandparent he’s hoping is flying high. that shit’s in two languages: english and emoji heiroglyphics.

jean kirstein: is a member and content creator of painfully straight tiktok. not like the dances, but the cringey dommy pov’s. think like that infamous tumblr dom picture in 2014 vibes. said he deleted them when he got caught in 4k but he really just privated them and watches them still.

connie springer: unironically owns terrible graphic t shirts. like even the hyper specific ones that are like “this guy right here was born may 1998.” refuses to get rid of them and will pick them out of the donation bag you put them in.

marco bott: absolutely nothing he’s perfect. the only ick i have with him is that canonically he’s dead.

bertholt hoover: leaves paragraph long youtube comments explaining how he feels about the video. he means well, but respectfully no.

armin arlet: stays on the phone with the telemarketer for way too long because he feels bad for what they have to do. also fell for a nigerian prince scam.

zeke yeager: serial reddit bro. was an instigator of the gamestop wall street scandal and then jumped ship halfway through cause he got bored.

porco galliard: leaves horrible instagram comments. catch him under his brother’s pictures like “put that pressure on them 🥶” and him captioning his own pictures like “stay dangerous 🔥.” also puts drake lyrics on his story.