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A very serious list that will be updated as I go through my watch of his entire filmography.
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Watching Hang 'em High (1968)
Aww foal
Clint looking fine as always in assless chaps
WHAT THE FUCK
can't even enjoy a thirst watch im feeling such a thick despair rn
this dude really said i know you were just hanged but you've got get on your feet
meme that's relevant rn
knock off jesus...?
ok so the marshall didn't run to catch him and instead shot him and when he kept running he ... killed him?
'you chained him now you bury him' All cops have been bastards always.
this lady's hair doesn't seem historically accurate but what do i know
he's like a sad mangy dog
ELEVEN DOLLARS FOR ALMOST GETTING LYNCHED
'when you hang a man you better look at him'
"tell you what deputy marshall when I woke up and saw that gun pointing at my mouth and you at the end of it..." thats sus
"I can't get aboard cause my hands are tied, you're going to have to help me" me if I were arrested by Clint Eastwood
this movie is just him going through it
oh god... the kill me scene....
Judge: I'm proud of you marshal jed cooper
Cooper: I think I died 3 days ago
is she.... going to feed him too?
finally he got some action, would have liked to see it tho :/
"Just put it on your expense card" "Under what?" LMAO
WHAT IS THIS JUDGE DOING??
THOSE BLONDE BOYS?? one is 18 the other is 16...
thats hot
why are they calling this old punk captain?
Gang member 1: what we've been doing...it was right...hanging the wrong man doesn't change that
Gang member 2: my wife is so hot she'll definitely cheat on me when I'm in jail
"But they won't have been lynched they'll have been judged" sometimes two things are the same
People coming to see the hanging as if it's a sports match...this seems relevant still..
cooper watching the two boys go up for hanging...and his lynch scar in plain sight...
Cooper said i can't bear this and went to go get laid and then he gave up and abandoned the woman to watch the hanging
The judge crying like you ass you could have stopped this, YOURE THE JUDGE
ok she's imagining going on a carriage ride with clint eastwood. I can understand that.
aww they're having a picnic now...
I GUESS MY LIFE ISN'T WORTH TWO KISSES
they had this whole romantic short film for him to DUMP HER?
this last scene is very the good the bad and the ugly core like when those bandits are coming to kill blondie
HE HUNG HIMSELF
Don't know how to feel about the ending.. and given the context of the movie i think thats a good thing. He wants to quit and wants the one man who shouldn't die pardoned, he wants to save at least one person. And the judge says ok but only if you keep being marshall. And coop agrees. i'm upset he didn't quit but hey i get it.
Note: this is giving me Shooter starring Mark Wahlberg vibes.
Overall rating i'd say is about 9/10 cause the ending missed some vibes, its not racist that's always a plus.
10/10 for Clint Eastwood in pain and whimpering the original reason i wanted to watch the film but i ended up sitting through what came off as a Anti Death Penalty film.
Up next is Coogan's Bluff (1968)
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Watching Le Streghre (1967)
I tried to watch the other segments but my mind was not having it. Maybe some other day
How did they film this scene oh my god. He flinches just slightly.
also WHY'D THEY GIVE HIM THIS HAIRCUT PLZ
GIVE HIM THE COIF BACK
SLUTTY GLASSES
no comment
I wish there was an english dub so i could have heard Clint shouting 'let's go to the movies!' as he pranced but- i dont know if that would have been any good.
They are trying so hard to film a dream sequence but Mr. Eastwood is just sloppily trailing along but he gets full points for effort. And that smile of his definitely helps.
There was a choreographer i can tell, and either Eastwood didn't care what the instruction were, he didn't understand or he just doesn't have a dancing bone in his body. Could be all three.
"i want to hurt you, I want to destroy you, annihilate you, devour you, gobble you up,"
Ok eastwood made up for his lack of bizazz by the way he said the lines oh my god.
I had to pause the fucking film oh my god.
His comedic acting is top notch man.
ok this movie is very good. And very relatable in how she really wants the passion
And the direction, stage design is also top notch
The shot of her slapping him is so funny
Carlos, fuck your wife goddammit
not so sure of the ending, like no resolution to it.
overall good sequence i liked it.
Next on the List is
Hang em High (1968)
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