#z3 is coming

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

istg istg istg

if OH MY GOD if there's less zeddison moments in z4 because meg's dating drake right now ISTG I'M GOING TO SOB

[thetimelordbatgirl]

At this point? I generally won't complain about whatever Zombies 4 does. It generally will have to do worser then Rise of Red for me to complain. That's how bad Rise of Red is looking for me.

[fairuzfan]

About liberal Zionists.

First, Zionism is a nationalistic ideology so we have strike one for how they constantly feel "betrayed" by leftism. But also, when I go to the blog of a liberal queer rights, equal rights for all Zionist there are some things I noticed.

Zionist 1 has mostly agreeable positions in their own thoughts and reblogs. They want the sufferings of the Palestinians to end but have mostly shallow ideas on how that could be accomplished because the central violence that the state Israel enacts on the Palestinians is invisible to them except a short "the settlements are bad". They accept that Gaza is suffering too much but stay clear to call it a genocide.

Zionist 1 often reblogs from Zionist 2.

Zionist 2's opinions and reblogs are now way less agreeable. When I say "agreeable" I mean agreeable to a nominal western, white, somewhat leftist audience. Z2 openly has nationalistic views, everything starts on 7.10 except Hamas was always bad. Some denialism on past Israeli atrocities. Calls Jews critical of Israel "self-hating" without pause. When the topic of genocide comes up they say it doesn't exist. Maybe they criticise Netanyahu.

Z1 makes sure that only some of Z2' thoughts and reblogs end up their own blog.

Z2 often reblogs from Z3 who is an open, flag waving, idf idolising, arab hating islamophobe. They don't care about civilian casualties because in their opinion there are no civilians and/or they deserve it for electing Hamas and not fighting against Hamas right this second. The hostages are worshipped, just like every political decision of Israel, current past future. They deny that a genocide is happening but only on the word alone because they wish that everyone in Gaza should die and disappear.

Z2 makes sure that only some of Z3 thoughts and reblogs end up on their own blog.

And this is how supposed liberal or leftist Zionists regurgitate far right fanaticism even if not openly all the time.

You distilled this perfectly, this is exactly why I dislike so many liberal zionists on here. They straight up reblog from people who were genocide deniers and those people reblog from outright fascists. Like yeah if I see you make community with people who spout zionist beliefs then I'm considering you a zionist, even if you deny it.

Also the liberal zionists always talk about how we should "stop dehumanizing Israelis for the actions of their governments" when we very much can see the way Israelis perpetuate the colonization of Palestine. Oh and they also don't think palestine is colonized by Israel.

But yeah this is exactly it thank you anon.

[jessnotfoundd]

Jealous - Charles Leclerc (Hate sex)

30! KINKTOBER!

Pairing: Charles Leclerc x Reader!

Btw, I'm new to writing this kind of things, so if you can leave recommendations in my inbox I would be glad z3.

MDNI, it contains sexual themes.

After Charles ruined all my chances of having fun at the party, I was in the backyard, talking with a guy hoping Charles wouldn't ruin this one too.

Ethan, the guy goes inside to get us something to drink while I wait for him, enjoying the clean night sky.

"You know you could do much better than him, right?"

I ignored him, hoping he would get bored and leave me alone.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" He comes closer to me, and I sigh.

"I'm just having fun" I turn to look at him. "I think I can do this one" I joke, knowing he would get pissed.

"The hell? you can't. You're not doing anyone except me." he chuckles but I know at this point I'm just getting under his skin.

"Yeah, I don't do idiots" I smirk. His face is slightly red and I can tell he's starting to be desperate.

"Just shut that mouth before I make you"

I move and start walking, making my way to the kitchen.

"You don't get it, don't you? You're mine!" He states and I laugh. He really lost his mind.

I keep walking, ignoring him all the time. Until my back is against the wall of the corridor.

"I said, you're mine." His face is just inches away from mine.

"I hate you"

"Why are you so stubborn?" I can tell his patience is running thin.

"I'm just being myself" I feel his hands grip my hips.

"You've been letting that boy touch you, even kiss you, why don't you just give up being like this?" he groans.

"I'm single, you just have to face that you're not the one I want, that's all."

He leans even closer, his lips now just barely brushing against mine.

"Let me go, Charles"

He smirks. "You're not going anywhere, and you're not letting anyone else touch you tonight except me".

I switch positions, making his back hit the opposite wall of the corridor, and kiss him aggressively with sight madness.

"I hate you" I mutter in between kisses.

The kiss keeps that hateful demeanor for a few minutes until we both need to pull away for air.

"You got what you wanted. Now leave me alone."

I can see the frustration and desire on his face while I walk away heading out of the party.

As the night went by, I couldn't shake the feeling of his lips against mine and how desperate he was, even though I hated him more than anyone else, I knew I needed to do anything with this. So I got in the car and drove to his place. I knocked on his door, waiting patiently so he would open the door for me. And once he does I freeze. After ignoring him all night, could you tell me what I was supposed to do here?

"What are you doin-"

I cut him up kissing him with the same aggressive demeanor I used today at the party, it didn't matter how turned on he could get me I still could feel the fire of hate inside of me.

"I fucking hate you" Our lips are so close that when I speak, they brush.

"Doesn't seem like you do" He smirks and i grab a hold of his shirt.

"I'll show you how much I hate you then" I step inside and close the door.

I could tell how confused he was so I pressed my lips against his again. My hands start to unbutton the bottoms on his shirt, my fingers sightly brushing the now uncovered skin of his chest and abdomen. I break the kiss to see down where my hands are moving now. I can hear his ragged breaths and I smirk.

"What's... that smirk for," he says, he's struggling to keep his breathing steady.

"For how pathetic you're being, acting like this is your first time being touched by a woman" I get rid of his shirt and as I slide it down from his arms I pay attention to the way his muscles are flexed. "Relax, I won't bite you" I look at him, and he's looking at me. "Yet"

Once his shirt is off I admire how his body is built. Fit and the muscles slightly marked. He's silent and probably questioning his existence.

I press my lips against his neck, leaving kisses and some marks. "You said I was yours today" I whisper in his ear. "I think you got it really wrong, "You are mine. The other way around" I smirk again and he shivers.

"I thought you hated me" he whispers, his breath now more even.

"I do" My hands fly to the waistband of his jeans."Where's the bedroom?" I say, still whispering in his ear.

He guides me to the bedroom and I take a look around, the room is decorated so like him, with cars posters, and a red wine palette of colors.

“This where you touch yourself thinking of me?” I pushed him onto the bed, watching his cheeks flush with embarrassment. “Pathetic.”

I dropped to my knees, undoing his jeans and sliding them off. He gasped when I freed him, his body betraying him. He needed me. But I already knew it from the beginning.

i tossed him a condom. “Put it on.”

His hands trembled as he reached for the packet, but he hesitated. “Leave the bra on,” he murmured, his voice hoarse. “I’ll take it off.”

I rolled my eyes but nodded. Sliding my underwear down, I caught him staring at my body, his eyes hungry. “Enjoying yourself?” I teased.

He was breathless. “I need you.”

Without warning, he grabbed me, tossing me onto the bed, pinning me beneath him. His hand struck my cheek, sharp and unexpected.

“Again,” I whispered, surprising myself with how much I craved the sting on my face again.

“You want me to slap you again?” He grinned, as his cock pressed against me.

“Yes.” The word left my lips in a breathless plea.

He slapped me once more, and in the same moment, thrust into me. I gasped, overwhelmed by the twin sensations of pain and pleasure.

His pace was relentless, hips slamming into mine as the room filled with the sound of skin on skin, moans, and growls of dominance. “Look at you,” he sneered. “Taking me, making all these noises for me. Didn’t you hate me?”

“F-fuck you,” I managed to gasp, though my body was betraying me with every thrust.

“You’re so pathetic,” he grunted, moving harder, both of us nearing the edge. My nails dug into his back, desperate for something to hold onto as my insides were burning in pleasure.

He groaned as he felt me tighten around him, and I fell over the edge, my mind blank, my body convulsing in pleasure.

“That’s it,” he muttered, watching me come undone. “Look at you, falling apart on my cock.”

He collapsed beside me, his breath ragged and uneven.

“To be so bitchy, you’re pretty damn good at this,” he panted.

“Fuck you.”

He grinned. “Again?”

[tomssexdoll]

heyyy so hear me out Tom and reader are dating and he is helping her with something like she doesn’t have good grades from math but he does and so she asks him to help her with homework from math and he is like playful “if you will get it right i will kiss you” and stuff it can be smut or fluff whatever you want

ooo

I called Tom, he was a genius at maths and I was terrible. I was struggling with my maths assignments and homework and needed him to help me since I was so close to failing.

"Hey baby, can you come over? I need help with my math homework" I winced, he chuckled over the phone, "yeah alright liebe, I'll be there in 10"

As he arrived we went up to my room, I layed out everything for him and started to study. Instead of paying attention I'd drift off, daydreaming anytime he'd explain an equation.

He slowly got frustrared and snapped me out of my trance, "baby, how about this, since you weren't listening to anything I was saying" but I was.." I interruped, he gave me a 'really' look, I giggled, "fine fine I wasn't, continue" "as I was saying, for every right answer you get I'll kiss you", my eyes lit up and I instantly turned to him, accepting his idea.

"Yes yes!" I squealed, flipping to the start of the homework. He explained some things to me beforehand and then starting to ask questions. "So what's the square root of 64?", "uhh....8?" he smirked and nodded, "goodjob baby!" leaning in and kissing me softly.

I grinned, a huge stupid smile plastered on my face.

We continued to go through the answers, whimpering when I got it wrong. Sometimes he'd give me the benefit of the doubt if I was close enough and kissed me anyway.

We were through our last set of questions and these were hard, I bit my nails nervously as he read the question, "what is x3+y3+z3=k?" I felt sweat beads form on my forehead, knowing all the revision I learnt but still not being able to add it up.

I decided to take a guess, "uhh..42?" his eyes widened, "y-yeah..fuck.." he stuttered, checking the answer book. "How did you get that? Even I find it challenging!" he chuckled, "I don't know baby I just guessed, it felt like the right number" I shrugged, leaning in and smashing my lips into his.

We pulled back and he whispered softly in my ear, "I think my good girl gets a reward" he smirked, eyes darkening with lust. I bit my lip and layed back on the bed, Tom removing my shorts and panties and laying down, his head in between my legs.

He softly kissed my pussy, parting the folds with his tongue. My hips bucked up slightly, moving into his touch.

"Mm! Tom don't tease!" I whined, grabbing his dreads roughly and tugging on them, "ok ok" he chuckled, finally latching his mouth onto my clit, sucking it softly.

I gripped onto his dreads tighter, earning a low moan from him, the sound vibrating on my clit and making me shudder. He flicked my sensitive nub with his tongue, sliding a finger up and slowly pushing it in my soppy cunt.

"So wet..fuck" he groaned, adding another finger and thrusting in brutally, curling his fingers at my g spot.

I threw my head back, enjoying the pleasure way too much, my grip tightening even more on his dreads. He seemed to enjoy the pain, groaning everytime I tugged on them.

His tongue and fingers were so good, moving in a way that made me crazy. It was literally like taking drugs, I was high off of his touch. He continued to suck on my clit, kissing it sweetly to tease me occasionally.

I felt my high slowly bubbling up inside me, my stomach twisting into a knot. "Gonna cum soon! Keep going!" I whimpered, thrusting my hips into his face, his fingers started to thrust into me harder now, making slight squelching noises from my juices.

"Cum for me, be my good girl again" he grunted, licking and sucking faster now, pleasure waves crashing into me, hitting me like a truck. I felt the knot twist even tighter, my heat burning as I came, legs twitching and slick dripping all over his fingers.

He smirked and pulled his fingers out, sucking everything I gave him off and cleaning me up with his tongue. "Fuck..you taste so good" he climbed up and pulled me closer to him, his chin and mouth glistening with my cum.

I chuckled and wiped it off with a tissue, "you're such a messy boy, can't resist me can you, hm?" I smirked, kissing him softly. "Can you blame me, you're so gorgeous" he flipped me over, hovering over me and kissing me deeply.

tags: @itsmealaiah @tomscumdump @tomkaulitzloverr @tomkaulitzloverr @bkaulitzlover @ballhair @charliesgoodboy @estxkios @ge-billsgf @syylss

[cregansgf]

Ello Poppet!! Popping back in for another one! Can I get a Z3 for Mr. EZ pretty please?💜

Hi! Welcome back😊

you may!!

This ended up being longer than I expected I hope you enjoy!

Fate {E.R}

Warnings: stalking, kidnapping, drugging, phyco ez ..

Ezekiel always had a feeling he was crazy, but this? this had to be a sign.

It had been three years. Three years since you left him. Three years since he walked into your guys shared home only to find all your stuff missing. Every single trace of you ever being there gone, it was as if you never existed. But he knew. He remembered everything, every single little detail about you. He craved you, you could call him obsessed and he’d agree before going on a rant about how amazing you are, before reminding everyone your his.

Since that day three years ago he never once stopped looking for you, thinking about you. And now he finally found you. He knew you’d never come with him willingly or even talk to him for that matter. So he had to take things into his own hands.

For a few days he followed you around, staying hidden behind bushes or buildings, wearing a hood and black clothes trying to stay hidden, hoping you wouldn’t notice him. And luckily you didn’t.

He took notice to everything you did each day, noting your routines and keeping your schedule in mind. When he knew you would be out for a couple hours he snuck into your apartment before grabbing the pills he stole from Coco, crushing them up and slipping them into some wine he noticed you drink everyday before he slipped out of your house leaving everything as it was, before walking across the street to the spot where he could see through your window, straight into your kitchen and waited.

He hadn’t waited long before he saw you trudging into your apartment, pure exhaustion taking over your features as you changed and poured yourself a glass of wine, looking through your cabinets for dinner. A smirk forming on his face as he watched you drink more wine than usual that night, causing his plan to work.

When he noticed you turn off the lights he waited a few moments before sneaking back into your place, quietly making his way to your room where you had been now passed out laying across your bed. He smiled as he eyed your figure. God had he missed you.

He gently picked you up, loving the way you didn’t even stir in his arms. When he put you inside his car he placed some tape over your mouth along with securing your wrists in case you woke up before he got you ‘home.’

You had only woken when he started turning on lights in the basement, lighting the area. You had been groggy for a moment but when you saw Ezekiel above you, you immediately started freaking out, only to be held down by him.

“Shhh” he hummed, petting your hair, “We finally found our way back to one another.” He grinned, watching as a tear fell down your face, “No matter the world, we are fated. Through time and space we will always find each other.”

You shook your head at his words, ‘Fated?’ , No. You couldn’t be.

“It’s how we found each other after all this time. The universe wanted us together.” He chimed, placing a kiss on your forehead.

You were never leaving him again.

Mayans tag list: @ravennaortiz

(lmk if you’d like to be added)

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Does this count??? Does redrawing a popular meme count as drawing shipart??? Idfk but WHATEVRR I TRIED MAN IM REALLY BAD AT COMING UP W/ SHIP POSES- /lh

Based off of that time period in Z3 where Addison was in space and everybody thought she would be gone forever. There were many, MANY failed Addison cookies before this one. Zed is many things, a baker is not one of them.

Also wanna use this as an opportunity to shout out the fic Even If the Stars Align by @sayorseee on Ao3 bcuz every time I think abt the goodbye scene between Zed and Addison I think of that fucking fic dude- it's one of the few pieces of media to successfully make me cry 100/10 would recommend to anyone who maybe hasn't read it yet.

@imjustavenuxwithaboomerang

Edit: I forgot the fuckin. Red rim things around Zed's eyes. Woops-

[vanillaboyfriend]

Favourite aimen moments from the Yard?

-ep. 140, thinking z3 sent him nudes but it was goatse

-that meundies ad read where nick makes him dance in his underwear

-wine about it x the yard; "qt, you got heavy flow? you got heavy flow? yo come on out swae"

-any and all episodes where he has just to'd an event or says anything about brackets or has a strong opinion on a melee issue

-ep. 129, his walk out in his sparkly new years outfit

-any time he says shmeep shmop and does a full body wiggle

-BLONDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a lot of my favorite aimen things have to do with his gesticulations and his delivery... i genuinely think aiden has the best delivery out of all of the yard boys. he makes the least amount of jokes, but goddamn when he shoots it goes in. you can watch their best ofs and see... a lot of their best jokes require aiden getting involved...

[sereneswrld]

INTRODUCTION

Hi followers and new viewers, my name is Serenity. I go by my DR name here as eventually I will respawn. I am 24 years old, graphic designer, and reality shifting advocate. I enjoy art, music, and cleaning (lol). This blog will be used to report my shifting journey and experiences. I want to leave something behind for the current gen and next.

When do I plan on respawning?

I plan on respawning either during a near death experience, or when I reach an old age where the inevitable happens. I want to continue to make something of my current life, and also to persevere through the things I’ve been through. I won’t say it’s for soul growth more ego, but I believe it will play apart. As far as respawning, I just want to create my reincarnation. Something’s I believe humans shouldn’t have to deal with for ‘soul growth’ if the lesson can be taught in another way. What I mean by this is my reincarnations from here on out will require me to be well off in life. I don’t want to be the richest, but I don’t want to be poor ever again+ more.

DNI IF: MINOR, ANTI-SHIFTER, XENOPHOBE, AGREE WITH AGING DOWN TO DATE SPECIFIC CHARACTER AND OVERALL A NEGATIVE PERSON. WE HAVE ENOUGH NEGATIVITY IN THIS REALITY AS IS. KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!

My realities are separated into different categories. Some realities are strictly a desire to experience a show/movie I’ve always enjoyed, others are more for actual soul growth and understanding the meaning of life overall. Any reality that is high school based I script that I have no desire for relationships, or attraction to any gender until I reach a certain age in my DR. The age would have to match my current reality age, as I don’t personally agree with dating younger in your DRs if you’re an adult in your current life. Just a disclaimer as I list my DRs.

What are my Desired Realities?

Tv Show Based DRs: LoveCraft Country, Moesha, Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, A Different World, PowerBook 2, Riches, 90210, Hit The Floor, Veronica Mars, and Degrassi.

Movie Based DRs: Twitches, Halloweentown, Mean Girls, The Devil Wears Prada, Zenon Z3, The Craft, Bring It On: Fight To The Finish , Alice In Wonderland, and Hocus Pocus.

Soul Growth DRs are personal as of right now.

Table of Content (Coming Soon...)

Behind The Scenes (TMI About...)

Daily Memoir (RS Diary Entries)

Characters in Depth (Who Are They)

What I Learned (How I Got Here)

My Waiting Room (Know My Inner World)

The End (Once I Permashift)

(Last updated 12/3/24)

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

16, 18 & 19 for the Z-O-M-B-I-E-S ask game?:D

YAY more questions !! ask game here

16. do you have a headcanon you want to share?

other than the zeddison ones that i did, i haven't really thought about it. hmm the only one coming to mind is that zed's mom died when giving birth to zoey (very sad i know but i actually don't have a lot of headcanons about these characters and i'm kinda mad about it)

18. a character you wanted to have more depth/screentime?

other than my previous answers, probably the aceys. like we know from a deleted scene that lacey's real name is jenny but they never mention tracey again, jacey (who's real name is KEVIN) came out of literally nowhere, and we know next to nothing about them other than the jenny thing

19. how about a character you wanted to have less depth/screentime?

okay not a character but more like things the character did. i wanted a lot less of wyatt screentime that was about eliza (that makes sense, yes). i don't care for wyliza at all, save for their song in the re-animated series, and i wish that wyatt could've done something else in z3

[i-writes-things]

Hi hi hi omg I’m so happy requests are open!!!

Could I please request a mamma Nat x daughter reader (yes, you single handedly made this my favorite trope) where the reader basically wants to go out on missions and help but Nat is really hesitant because she doesn’t want her getting hurt?

No worries if not and make sure to rest and have something to eat/ drink, queenie <333

Baby Steps

BOOKZIE finally I am excited for you to read this!

Welcome to the start of the MARVEL EVENT...

It will only get crazier from here

"No."

"yes."

"What was that?"

"Come on I can fight just like you and know how to work the jetpads better than you." Pointing to the ultra powered tablets Tony had made just for missions.

"I know enough to work it. And I am not arguing with you about this. I said no. End of story." She turned halfway, but smiled back at you. "I love you, I'll be back for dinner. And I need you to-"

"I know, clean my room." Waving goodbye your smile faded as the elevator, that leads down to the hanger the Quinjet stayed in, closed. Footsteps are heard down the hall as you start your climb back up to the living quarters. Maybe some minecraft could take your blues away. Vision and Wanda were walking down together.

"Aren't you coming along?" Wanda asked, stopping near you. Shaking your head, they both know that Natasha must have turned you down again.

"You can wear her down! That's how Tony got everyone to have connected music during missions. He said it would be like we're all in a movie." He took a second to think, before putting his finger up and saying, "Walk with us, and she'll be less inclined to say no with us around!" Wanda raised her eyebrow at him and he gave her a reassuring nod.

-

"No." Natasha was restocking her pistol magazine, facing away from her daughter. Looking at the wall, lined with white light and various weapon shelfs.

"Natasha..." Wanda came up and put her hands on your shoulders. "Emma is able to handle herself."

"Have you seen her back flip?" Vision adds.

"She can knife anyone that comes at her and the jetpads-"

"It's not about the jetpads! Or her abilities. If you don't think I know or let her know," She pointed at you. "how proud I am of her. Then Wanda, you are out of your mind. But there is always, and I mean always a chance of death. Of failure. Of being kidnapped and I can't handle that. I have to know that she," Another point, "is 1000% okay. If I can't do that. I can't focus. So no. She is not going on this mission with us." She tried to frame your cheeks with her hands but left the room when you didn't melt into her.

-

"Nat." The redhead didn't turn around.

"Pietro. Talk some sense into Wanda, for me. The team knows that I don't want her to get her hurt."

"My sister, knows exactly what she sees is true. The girl can throw a mean punch, and bites even harder." He pulls his bandaged hand behind his back. "She will most definitely get hurt." Natasha wiped around, "But she won't be down for long or it keep her down. She's a fighter. We need a fighter." He smirks and goes off.

-

Over comms

"Alright everyone, 2 minute countdown. I repeat 2 minute countdown to departure."

Natasha walked down the hall, her hand gently guiding you down the carpeted path to the Quin-jet.

-

"You're letting me go?"

"Not on this one."

"Why?" It came out more as a whine than you had an intended and Natasha raised an eyebrow.

"Caused you haven't been briefed and we're leaving right now. But yes, you will come along on the next one. I love you, and dinner, get whatever you want." She kissed your cheek and gave you a little look before going on her way. Your her baby and she doesn't want to let you go, but maybe you'll be okay if she takes baby steps :)

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@ravensinthedaylight t @may-z3 @youre-a-total--poser @betzabobababi @book-place @scarthefangirl l @darkstar225

[young-royals-confessions]

It's kind of weired seeing Wille using a creme colored Samsung Galaxy Flip Z3 instead of his usual black Z2.

(Tbh I have the same)

Where did this phone come from?

And how could he have one when did not came out before August 2021?

📱

[halohalona]

ask game!!!! 3, 6, and 16? 👀

-awoooooo

(these are mostly wyatt centered i am so sorry if you're expecting something not Wyatt djbsjd)

3. Favorite Song?

Either Come on Out or Call to the Wild. Not only are they catchy but like.... ya'll know I love Pearce and his voice. his voice is nice.

6. Favorite Scene or Line you have?

The "Biggest football game in the universe" scene cause Wyatt's little lisp is cute

16. Do you have a headcanons you want to share?

Ok, this is based on a fic i read, so this isn't fully my headcanon, but Wyatt (and/or Pearce) could definitely look good/pull off a dress. Just think Pearce's Z3 premiere, but instead of pants/slacks, it's a skirt.

[ladyiristheenchantress]

Car and Motorcycle Spells and Superstitions

Vroom Vroom, if you know or dont know hello! I am a motorcycle driver (2022 Venom x18R) and my loving husband is currently in school for automotive mechanics, loves tinkering on his car (2001 BMW-Z3), and overall we make a great team!

Today, both Mr. Iris and I wanted to share spells and superstitions we use to not only keep our things running but also protected

Motorcycles:

We believe in the use of a guardian bell, the superstition goes that there are ghosts and evil spirits that get into our bikes and ruin them, a guardian bell wards off from crashes, break downs, and other damage that is caused by these spirits. The bells trap them inside and the ringing drives them mad so they fall off and wander around aimlessly

Some chapters and churches (especially in the south) host a 'blessing of the bikes' ceremony before the first events of the year, its a non-denominational blessing where people of all sorts get together and bless their bikes for safety

Riding with your gear pegs down can be an invitation for spirits to hop on the back of your bike, if you are in a funeral motorcade its an invitation for the deceased to enjoy a last ride, but I dont reccomened keeping them up on your daily ride

In world war 2 messangers would ride green bikes which made them targets, and after the war there were so many of these green bikes that people would buy and then break down it became bad luck to ride a green bike

Never ride a dead mans bike, its said that their spirit will come down and knock you on your ass

Its bad luck to drop a helmet with the common saying “As goes your helmet, so goes your head.”, but its also a safety thing. Helmets shouldnt be dropped because of the compression and foam inside of them which lessens their ability to protect you in a crash

ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET.

Always stop to help fellow bikers, you dont know when you will need it

Iris's Motorcycle Ward:

First, bless your bike in as many ways as you want, then create a sigil of luck using the number wheel system, instead of drawing that sigil and place it on your bike take those numbers (i.e "protect this bike" becomes 12478) and either draw them in bike cleaner OR get decals to hide around

Cars:

You might notice how nascar drivers have their own good luck charm, whether its a photo of their partner, a lucky coin, or a blue sock, we can replicate supersitions of our favorite driver (congrats to Landon Cassill)

If a bird poops on your car its a sign that you may recieve good news or riches

Holding your breath under a tunnel or by a cemetery was started because people believe that restless spirits might come out and enter your body, or mess up your car.

Some people say to ward your car from future accidents, its best to scratch or dent it when you first get it because it keeps accidents away

do a ritual (kiss your mirror, slap your visor) when you pass a yellow light because it wards away cops

Pick up your feet when you pass over a bridge or railroad, its said that if you dont you wont find your future spouse because you "already crossed the threshold"

You may hear "a bmw is the most expensive car youll own" or "Id rather push a chevy then drive a ford" when you observe these phrases take note of your own car, and find good luck phrases to support your car

Avoid places with a lot of accidents, not only is it good luck, but there may be a lot of accidents for a reason like blind turns or strange speed limits

Mr. Iris's green light spell:

On all of our vehicles we put a spell on the cars computer (CAN and ECU's), we enchanted our car or bikes by holding the dash, then chanting or visualizing our energy connecting to the CAN, we ask that the computers energy predict green lights and take the energy of our car to prevent red lights. We have had a very good success rate! Other spells we love:

Another one we do is an 'anti-cop' spell, on a bike sometimes we get ahead of ourselves and feel like the speed limit is a suggestion, so to protect us we not only keep a sigil patch on the inside of our helmets and we also keep a blue fuse in our pockets as a ward from getting caught

When Mr. Iris has a race or car show he uses a significant date to help win (Go 917), plus he also creates a chant to "hype up the cars engine" there are ofc other superstitions like these so really pick what you like!

Thank you all! I hope you enjoy!

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Perfectly, So Happily, ‘Til Forever

The Post Z3 Fic

Chapter 5: Two Large Pizzas and a Couple Sodas

Zed can hear the faint, muffled sounds of conversation and laughter all the way from the front door. He feels it too, the overwhelming joy of having Addison back in his life had him practically floating the whole way home. He pushes his way inside, smiling at his surprise house guest as he does.

“Dad! Zoey! I’m home!” he shouts toward the kitchen.

Addison has to cover her mouth to suppress her giggles. She’s been surprising everyone for the past twenty four hours. Her friends, her family, her boyfriend, and now, her boyfriend’s family.

From deep in the house, Zoey calls out, “We’re in the den! Hurry, Judge Zerro is about to start!”

Zed chuckles to himself. He leads the way, although the path is familiar for both of them. Past the mantle full of pictures, accolades, and family memories, around the wobbly end table, through the kitchen, completely ignoring the stacked up pile of dishes that Zed definitely needs to clean, through the next set of doors but bypassing the dining table, and into the dimly lit den. Addison hides behind his tall frame, intent on keeping her return a surprise.

Zoey and his dad huddle together on the small, mismatched patchwork couch, swaddled in blankets despite the blazing heat outside, a bowl of popcorn between them. They’ve saved him a seat on his favorite end of the couch. The tv glow barely lights their faces, a string of local, cheesy commercials playing in the background. Puppy at Zoey’s feet, half asleep.

All three of them look up when Zed walks in.

“It’s the middle of the day!” his dad proclaims.

“I know, I know, we got a little held up on the way,” Zed says, purposely emphasizing the ‘we.’ He can hear Addison’s barely contained squeal behind him.

Zoey catches it first, perking up instantly and scaring the brains out of Puppy. “We? Who’s we? Did Wynter come with you!?”

“Not quite.”

Zed grins, then hops to the side as Addison jumps forward into the room, throwing her hands up excitedly. They both shout, “Surprise!”

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GUYS I GOT THE DAY THE NEW ZOMBIES RE-ANIMATED EPISODE WAS GONNA AIR WRONG I THOUGHT IT WAS TOMORROW I HATE IT HERE- luckily I had it set to record tho so I just watched the whole thing and I have some thoughts so ZOMMENTARY'S BACK BABYYYYYYYYYY

At first I was kinda worried it would suck? Just bcuz everything felt... off. Y'know? Like they got a bunch of things that happened in the movie wrong, the most jarring(to me at least) being that Bucky appearently didn't know Addison wears a wig, that was kind of a big thing in the movie Idk why they cut it, and Addison's reaction to being outted. She was a lot less upset then she would've been in the movie continuity, and her running off instead of just. Putting her wig back on felt kinda ooc Idk- plus the whole premise just seemed really off. Seabrooke devolving into a wasteland of dance battles bcuz Zed and Addison didn't get together, while plausible I guess, just wasn't really explained well enough for me to get into it right away. Also Bucky was WILDLY out of character for a bit there I don't understand why he was okay with letting Bree be in charge... they don't even explain it like they did with Willa not being the alpha anymore it's just really weird!

All that being said though, I did still enjoy the special, despite it's flaws. It's one of those things where like... yeah the writing's bad, but my god was it fun to watch. The jokes were good as ever, the more minor characters like Bree and Bonzo got some time to shine, RACCOON WYATT RETURNED, we got to see more of Bucky hanging out with the werewolves(AND SPECIFICALLY WILLA!!!!!! BUCKY AND WILLA BEING BESTIES IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING!!!!!!!), we got to see Bree's fuckin. Panic bucket or whatever it's called again which was funny, and of course, the Zeddison was so fucking cute. If there's one thing you can count on Re-Animated to do consistently well, it's Zeddison. I also liked the remixes of the songs in this episode! It was fun seeing characters that weren't even close to singing the original songs getting parts in the revamps(like Eliza in Fired Up or Bucky in We Own The Night). The animation wasn't even that bad tbh. Like, it still wasn't perfect, but it was better than the animation in the shorts, and the dance animation specifically was really energetic and fun to watch.

Also appearently they're retconning Bucky being Addison's cousin on her mom's side? Which is kinda weird, but Ig I can see where they're coming from. Re-Animated is a very simplistic show very clearly aimed at people young enough to not understand how genetics work(which is why Addison's whole deal is kinda confusing and she kinda gets lumped in w/ the aliens most of the time), so it would make sense for them to change that aspect and have Bucky be her cousin on her dad's side instead. Makes things less complicated for the writers. Though FOR THE RECORD, in the movie continuity he IS her cousin on the mom's side, it's literally stated in Z3, so I GET TO KEEP DRAWING BUCKY PART ALIEN FUCK YOU IT'S MY HEADCAN-(I get shot with a tranquilizer dart to make me stfu)

So overall I'd rate this special at like a... 6.5/10 I think. It was confusing, kinda poorly paced at the start, and had some wonky characterization, but once it actually gets going and you start adjusting to the new setting it's a fun watch!

Edit: ALSO it was a really quick moment but wE GOT TO SEE ADDISON AND BUCKY ACTING LIKE THEY'RE ACTUALLY FAMILY YIPPEE!!!!!!!!! They're so sibling coded to me and, as somebody who has a sibling, I thin their one interaction(+ Addison's reaction fo Bucky being missing tbh) just SCREAMED siblings.