#your government assigned kin

[bhaalsdeepbat]

Gods though, like I started with cosplaying homestuck so a lot of my friends called me Dave and it's stuck but instead of my government name, they just go "DAVID."

ALKSJDFLKSDF I AM SO SORRY I'M LAUGHING SO HARD THO LMAOOOO i also cosplayed from HS, but never had anyone refer to me by Dave, Jade, or Roxy's names XD i don't cosplay these characters anymore, but at the height of me cosplaying, i was known as toph, damian, and mercy, but no one knew my government name because it's also a profession so most people thought i was being called a seamstress if they heard it in the wild

but also not DAVID. dirk absolutely has called dave that. no context, just drops it, and it's like two weeks after the incident, so dave doesn't even know what he did.

[maxcatz]

did a little uquiz :3

*note: i did not make the quiz! i’m not sure who did unfortunately but just know it wasn’t made by me D:

@s1lly-gh02tz @st4rb04rd @cecezvault

[montymollusk]

spin the wheel for your new government assigned kin

(but it’s fictional characters i had a crush on as a kid/teen)

[moku-and-his-madness]

Psssttt!! literally tumblr coded u-quiz

:D ^^

@wiblursaystuff @thinkingaboutctommy @joeydrews-used-dildo <3

@gay-mooshrooms @fraudfr0gs @mayhem-moth @unfairtradeyward @thefairfeline @paldeanbooper @strangleetomz

@sleepy-cat-maniac @thetiredyuk @a-random-mooshroom

[spaceman-spaetzle]

your government assigned kin is just arthur now congrats bro

et tu bluudpop?

[shok0in]

Bro this kinda dark💀

Link to the quiz 👇

[gravityidol]

Yo!! Picrew + uquiz time...... what Miku type did ya get, and what's your look? You can make yourself a team, too, if you'd like!

I got normal type! Porygon an Chatot are some of my favourite Pokémon ever, so my team had to include them!!!

I made myself similar to how I look in headspace, but reimagined as a Pokémon trainer!! Go nuts!!

Add to the chain, an tag someone if you think they'd like to do it!!

Full links under cut!!

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/teambuilder

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1469769

[solmarillion]

use this generator, click on one of the character buttons, and respond with your government-assigned silmarillion kin. who did you get?

[teenpregnancystiel]

🤏

your government assigned kin is:

[risingsunresistance]

click this link for your government-assigned skyblock kin

[cvbullshit]

I feel like this is only partly true, mostly for the person I was say around a week ago or maybe two.

Here's the test:

[multi-lefaiye]

i don't wanna tell you 3 facts. you know me well enough by now. who's my government-assigned multi oc kin

wow, you don't wanna tell me about yourself???? you expect me to rely on the information i know about you already as your friend???? damn ok

i'm gonna assign you one of the first ocs i ever made, and who to this day is very personal to me even if i don't give him that much attention anymore: lincoln orion!

it's been a while since i drew him, so i don't have much in the way of recent art, and tbh i'm not a fan of his design in my *most* recent stuff of him from 2021... so i'm just gonna show you some art of him from april 2020. before i started drawing him with a red streak in his hair and way before i started actually being confident in drawing him as sickly and malnourished as he's supposed to look. and then a doodle from 2017 that i still think is cute

lincoln is a character that's gone through... a shitton of changes. he bears very little resemblance to his original concept and design, and that's something i'm really happy about. i would keep talking about how i think his changes reflect me changing as a person and a character creator, but that's not what you're here for. you're here to know why he's like you. so i'll tell you.

lincoln is a tattoo artist in a world where mutants, known as amalgams, are a thing and live alongside baseline humans. he's very sullen and to the point, and he has a baaaaad case of Resting Bitch Face, and in general he just. comes off as a bitch. which is fine with him--he doesn't really care if people like him, he just wants to do his job and not deal with people any more than he has to.

a lot of that, though, is a defense mechanism. lincoln has been hurt before, and *badly*, both physically and otherwise, and he learned the hard way that trust and vulnerability are the fastest way to get something broken. he can be very kind on the rare occasions he does open up to someone, it's just. good luck actually getting him to do that.

SO. why am i kin assigning him to you? tbh i first thought this would be kinda funny because you didn't wanna give me fun facts and i think lincoln would be the same. same hat, as they say. but also... i don't think you're an asshole in the slightest but i also know that some people find you very intimidating (i definitely did when we first met LMAO, as you know), but you're a really good friend and very sweet to those you're close to. and that also reminded me of him.

and also. i thought you might enjoy the fact that he paints his claws.

[kingbluetheamze1]

Meh

[c00kietin]

Well damn. I got my second fav au sans! :D 

(I got the link from @godofautism, so thank you! <: ) 

[junglejim4322]

In the dystopian future you don’t get to choose what kinnie you are you’re assigned a kin at birth by the government and you have to live the rest of your life larping as that character

[pechebeche]

MY CONDOLENCES OVER YOUR GOVERNMENT KIN ASSIGNMENT BEING MORTY

IM MAD BECAUSE WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT THEYRE RIGHT BUT THEY DONT HAVE TO SAY IT