#you're not going to try to hit me in your shitty 1990s minivan because you're too fucked up on pain pills to drive | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

cuntwrap--supreme · 2 years ago

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Hi. Hello. Is it too much to ask for people getting onto the interstate to stay in their FUCKING LANE while merging? Yes, I realize there are two lanes getting on this particular ramp. You cannot occupy both at once, because then I have the option of hitting you or hitting a fucking concrete wall, and you bet your ass that I'll cut in front of you going 80 and slam into a dead stop in front of you.

Thanks.

-this post is brought to you by Leon's roadrage

#i 100% cut in front of this bitch and dead stopped. she in turn lost control and went off the road #hope she died. don't care. fight me.#you're not going to try to hit me in your shitty 1990s minivan because you're too fucked up on pain pills to drive #my car is the nicest thing I've ever owned. if you hit me you're going to the hospital. i will kill someone if they hit me.#she's fine and i know she is because she got back on the road and almost hit another driver doing so but goddamn.#is it too much to ask that bad drivers die in a fire? I'll bring the napalm.#realtime fuck around and find out situation. i have the rage. you bring the stupidfuckery #you cannot convince me this isn't ab appropriate reaction. if you try to vehicular manslaughter me through negligence you no longer matter #if you're too stupid to drive stay off the road. can't even count how many times losers on their phones have almost killed me #but here's the fun thing: I'm in control. i know how to drive because I'm not an idiot.#I'm not out here operating a deadly chunk of metal while impaired or texting. if you do that i hope you die. sorry. get fucked.#i have no sympathy for people who willingly endanger others. if you don't know how to drive this isn't about you.#unless you're the kind of person who can't drive but does so anyway. bonus fuck you points if you think that's cute of you #fully convinced old people need yearly assessments too because it's almost always old people #old people too gone to have spatial awareness. middle aged people fucked up on drugs. or young kids texting.#but here's the fun fact. I'm an equal opportunity hater. i will brake check you regardless #and you'll be shitting yourself meanwhile rage clears my mind so I'll be fine. I'll be gone before you can process what's going on #if you think this is horrible of me you can fuck right off. block me. if you think risking lives while driving is ok you're an idiot #block me ya stupid fucks. if that's a problem i don't care.

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