#you're all freaks who love to complain. anyway meanwhile people with functional brains can see that this man
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trying to like. talk around this but make my feelings clear. some of you watch media so incorrectly. some of you see a man, a character in a show that is streaming on apple tee vee plus. who we shall not name but his first name rhymes with hail and his surname with seven. and you're like. wow i just can't see past elvis the movie. well maybe you should seek help if elvis the movie is still in your head. because everyone with solid media literacy skills and Taste has forgotten it. poof! into dust! we've all moved on. are you ok.
#you're all freaks who love to complain. anyway meanwhile people with functional brains can see that this man#this character#is having hardcore gay sex#thank youuuuuuu!!!
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Meeting small Hawks.
Pairing: Hawks x Reader.
Summary: HCs about what would happen if you're sent in the past (thanks to a villain quirk) with Hawks and meet tiny Hawks.
Notes: Love the "Their kid came from the future because of this quirk thingy and now they meet their daddas" so I thought what would it be if we reversed it. Hope you enjoy! ♥
× you coincidentally ran into each other (which happened often) when you were both patrolling
× he's always so smug and flirty with you but today he was extra about it
× like holy shit this man knows how to compliment but whatever, no big deal
× the thing is you're just at the point where you kinda lowkey are realizing you have feelings for this smug idiot but you're also kinda denying it because Hawks screams trouble, also you don't trust him; does he flirt like this with anyone??? why is he teasing you so much????? he's too hot to be real???????
× he was praising you because you reached Top 20s when someone screamed for help
× a young kid recognized you both and told you that there's a robbery he escaped from, explaining there are some guys at a jewelry store near-by so y'all just rush there
× well you kinda fell behind cuz he's like already in front of the store talking to the masked robbers like they're just chatting about the weather, although he was just negotiating and telling them casually to let the employees and the civilians inside the store out
× so when he sees you tho, he winks at you and in a blink the robbers were on the ground
× so you just alright then fucking show off 😒 because he waited for you to see him be a little shit
× so while everything is settling, you both going inside the store to check on everyone, he twists his head fastly towards you then rushes to your frame, grabbing you while you turn just in time to see another masked robber (seems he was hiding) that was about to touch your shoulder. although Hawks pulled you to him just in time, so he was barely tapped on the cheek instead of you
× and then you see white
× so when you can finally see again around you, a sensation of dizziness running through your body, you notice Hawks hugging you like really, really tight
× also... did the villain teleport you? both of you were in what seemed a random office building or sumthn
× he brushes it off but you can see that he's worried because y'all fucked up man
× he's scolding himself, he should've paid more attention but you were there, existing, so stunning and the way you rolled your eyes at him? gorgeous, like pls do it again he's a simp for u & now he's paying the price for it like boy–
× anywho! he looked around and sent some feathers to just map the place while you were trying to figure out wth was going on
× meanwhile Hawks was just noticing stuff; he knew these halls, he knew that three doors from there, he'd take Hero History class, he knew the floor below them was a training ground, he knew the door just behind them was where he–
× so you were confusion to say at least, looking at the plain white walls, searching for something, anything actually
× doors had signs on them but very vague, like that one door with the letter K on it, the others labeled C1, C2 and C3, everything spotless and dead looking
× "Sorry, dove, hate to interrupt that cute and intense thinking face of yours but we have to bolt" he said, pointing at the cameras
× so y'all just hide, you thinking without purpose but he was actually leading you somewhere, that somewhere being a floor below
× "we've been seen here and we shouldn't be" or more likely this place should have been destroyed years ago he thought but dreaded the thought of the Commission finding another kid like him
× you question where you're going but he just smirks at you
× there's no people anyway but you avoid places where cameras are pointing at so it makes you feel suspish, but you trust #2 Hero's judgment; he was #2 for a reason, right?
× you reach a door with a sign saying Surveillance and you ooooooooh real smooth for a second, big bird brain there
× and he has no difficulty unlocking it with two of his feathers (him winking at you again, show off pt. 2)
× you're basically ordered to look-out mainly cuz he didn't want you to catch a glimpse at the cameras; if the commission was doing this again, it should be Top Secret
× but what he doesn't fucking expect is to see you on the screen, legit full in the middle of the camera view (pls he cries inside why did u guys avoid all the cams–) and a tiny frame approaching you
× mainly same energy as And I OOP– plus moment of realization
× back to you: looking around super-sneaky until you hear a noise and you decide to explore around the corner but when you find nothing you turn around
× "Uhm, who are you?" you hear a tiny voice behind you and you jump in place because holy shit it was so quiet and now someone's there and you almost die of a heart attack
× turning around, ready to fight, you just find a tiny human being
× adorable human being with... weird similar eye-markings like Hawks and tiny, fluffy, adorable red wings
× you die in the spot cuz???????? adorable child cosplaying the guy you like?????????????? wait what? like? uhm bad brain bad
× so you just crouch down to his height and smile at the baby while he looks at you with big confused yellow eyes that are waaaaay too similar to Hawks'; and that freaks you out, did the mf have a love child or something because they're copy-paste
× "Are you my new teacher?" he asked again, small smile on his features and hnnnggg ♥
× but you shake your head, telling him you're just passing by
× he looks a lil disappointed but nods, fidgeting with the Endeavor in his hands, to which you laugh quietly
× "so you're a Hawks fan I see?"
× he blinks at you, golden eyes wide with confusion and he asks "who?" and u OOP–
× the kid knows who Endeavor is or at least has a plushie of him but is cosplaying as Hawks and never heard of him like??? unless??????? you calm yourself and chill because maybe he didn't know who Endeavor is and he thought it was a random toy and the cosplaying you had no actual excuse for but even worse when he just:
× "but I am a big fan of Endeavor, see?" he said, small excitement coming from him, toy still in his hands now raised in front of your vision, smol chubby hands hounding it safely but proudly
× hnnnngggg ♥ ♥
× "what's your name, little angel?" you ask him as you really try to connect the dots here
× "I'm Takami Keigo and I just moved here" he smiled at you so softly "I'm here to become a hero like Endeavor"
× you'd have to search for Hawks now because this was very, very suspicious but for now you just loved the little kid, deciding you wanted one (maybe you should snatch him 👀)
× and talking about your favorite winged hero, he was having a mental breakdown in the Surveillance room, no biggie; he figured it out while looking at the rooms on the screens, specially the training area, and then at his mini-self talking to you
× so he sends some feathers to you to drag you back to him discreetly
× nothing can be discreet with you because as you were telling smol Keigo that he's gonna be the best hero ever and so on, a feather tapped you on the back and you just screech cuz WHO DAT, you turn to see the feather and feel your soul coming back into your body
× but tiny Keigo sees it too and he's thrilled because look look i can do that too! but with smol feathers and your soul just departs from your person yet again
× because that ain't a cosplay
× that is Hawks.
× while you stop functioning as way-too-adorable-baby-Hawks uses his feathers lift the Endeavor toy to your hands, you just take it and stare
× "did you like it?" golden eyes shining proudly at you; hnnnggggg ♥️♥️♥️
× snapping out of it, you compliment him telling him he's the coolest while taking the toy from him and try to catch one of his feathers jokingly, making him do a cute giggle
× and Keigo, this time big boy Keigo is waiting behind the corner because he really doesn't want to be seen by himself? one feather waiting on the key set to delete all video footage, prepared to bolt the shit out of there yet... he was just waiting for something, not even knowing what himself
× yet he knew as you made mini-him (?) (he's still having an existencial crisis) laugh again his heart squeezes, but he doesn't have time to savor it anymore
× "Keigo, where did you go?" a male voice startled the 3 of you and you p a n i c™
× but not as much as big Hawks tho, he sends all his feathers to drag you away instantly
× the last image on smol baby Hawks is him being startled as he tried to reach for you as you were forcefully yanked away, a suited up man appearing, catching a glimpse of you for a second then alarms blowing everywhere
× Hawks had it all planned as he yanked you to his body, rushing towards an opened window, commanding his feather to delete the security footage and going back to him
× and when he jumped, you in his arms, you saw white again
× you both appear in the same location that you vanished from, just in the middle of the jewelry store as cops were walking around, secluding the zone
× Congrats, you gave the cops a frighten; good times 💕
× so you're in his arms (a g a i n but nobody's complaining 👀)
× and he just smiles down at you so tenderly you almost shiver in place, never seeing that face on him before and it makes you feel Things™, he just runs his hand on your shoulder blade as he wraps his wings closer to you two, cops just startled and confused but none of you cared
× you wanted to touch his cheek as you're finally embracing your feelings after what just happened
× you're looking at Takami Keigo
× so you move your hand and something falls out of your embrace, since y'all are high on adrenaline it spooks the f outta both
× looking at your side you see the Endeavor toy, a small, fluffy feather stuck in its small toy belt
× and you panic because yOu basically just fucking stole a toy from a little kid and you're about to tear up and he just looks at you with his brows raised cuz my boy wasn't expecting that
× "Hey, hey, it's okay" he says through a chuckle, stop being so adorable
× but no it's not okay? the smol baby loved Endeavor and you took the toy and you keep calling mini-keigo smol baby and Hawks' heart is playing heavy metal in his chest and he has this goofy stupid adorable smile on his face and
× he leans down to kiss you
× soft, sweet, he breathes you in yet keeps the smile on his lips
× "Mini-me didn't mind, I'm sure" (white lies, white lies)
× but you, all flustered, just panic again because AAAAA and you just give him the toy, telling him you're some years later but it's his to which he sees ✨ ✨ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ✨ ✨ in his mind around you while you ramble and talk and blush and oh god he loves you– wait what.
× "Well, little dove, I think I have some explaining to do" he whispered above your lips, taking in your flushed face (was living for the moment ngl) "How about we talk about it while we grab lunch? Hmm?"
× "I'd like that, Hawks."
× "Oh, when we're alone, you know what to call me." he whispered in your ear then turned to the police officers that just witnessed everything...
× wait, is that a crowd of people outside with their phones out?
× oh fu–
Look at this smol babey! LOOK!
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