#you're a sick man putz

[yoshistory]

kind of crazy that it literally used to feel like if i was anything less than perfect at my job it would be the end for me but i've been giving it like negative 200% at my job and its literally fine and no one cares

[misdeliria]

SATORU GOJO

Blue Springs related

Days spent in the classroom were often quiet, aside from Satoru's occasional dramatic outburst. Sitting on the very end along the windows, you developed a habit of leaning against your hand, giving you the perfect angle to watch Satoru's theatrics throughout the lecture.

It only made you laugh harder when Yaga Sensei seemed to feed into Satoru's dynamic, or even better when either of your other classmates flamed him.

But the best part about slow days inside the classroom was when Satoru would pry for your attention with the glow behind his shades and his charming, toothy grin. It never failed to get you smiling in return.

The muted bell tolls signifying the end of the school day interrupts Yaga Sensei in the middle of his sentence, forcing him to clear his throat and train of thought.

"You're all dismissed for the weekend," he concludes the lecture. "I'll be seeing you all."

Yaga Sensei doesn't stay behind to wait for you to clear out, but you don't expect him to. What follows is the debrief with your classmates and any plans to hang out after leaving the school.

Satoru, on cue, pulls out the buttons of his collar and reveals his t-shirt beneath with an obnoxious sigh.

"Man, what a drag," he groans. "That took absolutely forever. I swear, I was falling asleep from the beginning."

He rises from his chair while Shoko skips past you to the windows. She's already fiddling with a cigarette between her lips before opening the airway and pulling out a lighter.

"You should spend less time complaining and more time retaining the information, Satoru," Suguru lightly chastises, packing his little books away and leaning back in his seat.

"He could've at least given us a little time to spar outside," Satoru murmurs defensively, shoving his hands in his pockets and leaning against the wall beside your desk, between the sectioned windows.

"You sound like a kid," you poke fun at him, lifting a brow and leaning over your desk. "You need playtime outside?"

"I'm a growing boy with developing skills," Satoru huffs, glaring at you with no heat. "I can't be expected to get sequestered indoors behind a desk all day."

"Oh, whatever," Shoko pipes up from her corner, a teasing smile gracing her lips. "You spend all your time inside with your girlfriend when she gets sick, so quit the bullshit."

The label makes your skin crawl, and you shoot an awkward look in Satoru's direction.

"No, we're not-"

"That's completely different," Satoru cuts you off indignantly. "I'm not stuck behind a desk in that situation. I can use all my skills to the best of my abilities." He ends his statement with a wide grin, tilting his shades to give you a complete view of his cheeky wink.

"You're an idiot," you mumble, turning your head away in embarrassment. "You have no idea what you're saying."

You were the most recent addition to the class–to this group. You opted to fall silent in the presence of their regular familiar banter, but lately, you were getting pulled along into the fun.

"You guys don't have any plans today, right? Let's go grab some snacks."

"Only if you're paying."

-

The soft knocks against the wood sound too loud, cutting through the dead of night. You cringe uncomfortably, bouncing on your toes in anticipation.

The door pulls open to reveal Satoru with a messy bedhead and his baggy pajamas. He’s not wearing his shades, so his eyes are practically glowing in the dim lighting.

“Hey,” you whisper, rocking onto your heels, suddenly overwhelmed with the urge to bail on your efforts. “I had another nightmare.”

A wide, sleepy smile stretches across Satoru's face as he leans against the door frame like a putz.

"What do you want me to do about it," he replies with a playful tune.

"If you're going to be mean, I'll see if Suguru is awake." You're quick to pivot on one foot to make way for Suguru's room, but Satoru is faster. He gently grabs your arm and tugs you into his room before you're too far away.

"I was joking," he murmurs, pulling you into his chest and snuggling as close as he can to you like the touch-starved brat he is. "Was it a bad one?"

Your nightmare. It was darker than your average nightmare, with your classmates lying dead around you and your hands covered in their blood, and the sight gave you such a shock that you woke up in a sweating mess with your heart nearly giving out from hypertension.

"I just needed to see you, I guess," you mumble against his warm collarbone. Your arms wrap around his back, tentative fingers tracing over the ridges of his muscles and bones to get a better footing in reality. "I'm so glad you're okay."

Satoru laughs loudly at that, leading you to his bed and nudging you to get comfortable under the sheets.

"Why wouldn't I be okay, hm?" Satoru's efforts to slip under the covers beside you went smoothly as his hands returned to you under the sheets. The side of his face was flush against his only pillow while your head rested and received warmth from his arm.

"I'm nervous Kiyohime will get bloodthirsty again," you whisper, shuddering gently in Satoru's hold. "I'm worried you'll all become victim to it, and I won't have any power to stop her."

Pressing your watery eyes against Satoru's arm, you can feel the arm hanging over your side get tighter around you.

"Don't be ridiculous," he tells you, chuckling softly, and Satoru overwhelms all your senses, slowing your heart rate and planting a seed of drowsiness in you, along with a prompt. "Suguru and I won't ever let that happen."

-

1 year later

"What the hell," you hissed, kicking off from the wall you were perched on, impatiently waiting. "I'm starving."

Haibara calls your name with a bright smile, watching you saunter to stand beside Kento, jutting your hip out and resting your hand against it.

"I bet they're on their way," he assures you, ever the optimist. "Probably got a little stuck on the assignment."

"Or, they broke something," Kento says bluntly, glancing up at you.

"I'm not playing this game with you again, Nanami," you snarl, stubbornly snapping your head in the opposite direction.

"It's a friendly wager," Kento tries to brush off, speaking your name softly to weaken your defenses. And it was working.

"This stays between us," you glare at Haibara, who shriveled under your gaze. He was responsible for the last time Satoru caught on to your bets with Kento, Suguru, and Shoko–Haibara is too respectful to throw money in.

"My lips are sealed," Kento practically purrs, grinning at you cynically.

"If anything went wrong," you hesitate, nervously glancing around your surroundings in search of a mop of white. "Then, it was likely Satoru's fault." You place your bet in one breath before following it with a relieved sigh. Your nerves are suddenly switched out with excitement, once again eager to meet up with your classmates.

Kento nods before returning to the newspaper he grabbed during their walk into the city.

"Yo!" Shoko's voice calling out over the crowd makes your heart leap in your throat. She's leading the two boys behind her through the masses of non-sorcerers, Satoru is the furthest away, but his arm is in the air to catch your attention.

"How was the assignment?" You ask innocently, side-eyeing Kento, who is looking up from his paper. "You all look like you're in good spirits."

Suguru and Shoko sent you an identical expression that reflected a tired parent, and Satoru wore a forced grin. Hah, gotcha Kento.

"It went great," Satoru grit, throwing a heavy arm over your shoulders once he's close enough. "It was a little too scary for Utahime, but nothing I couldn't handle."

"Is that so?" You question him, smirking at avoidance. Looking at Suguru, he winks at you, curtly nodding before extending a hand out for you to take.

Suguru yanks you out from under Satoru and spins you so he's leaning over your shoulders but still holding your hand. He guides you towards some food stands with Shoko on the other side of him, chatting with Haibara and Kento.

"Satoru?" You look back to see him dragging his feet behind. His expression immediately lights up when you call his name, and he makes quick work of replacing Suguru.

"What's up, sweetheart," he plays off cooly, dragging his hand through his white locks.

"I was just wondering if you were paying," you ask, biting your lip to stifle your laugh, watching Suguru drop his head into his hand with laughter.

Satoru's face falls, turning sour and pulling away, but not far enough that he stops touching you.

"You just after my wallet now?" He leans close with an accusatory glare, and you're sane enough to press your hand against his chest to keep him at a sufferable distance.

"I'm hungry," you pout and raise your shoulders, knitting your brows together as you look up at him.

"You're spoiled, is what you are," he hums in amusement, pulling out his wallet. "On me, guys."

The rest of the group sends you a collective thumbs up behind Satoru's back, all grinning like naughty children.

-

Your joint assignment with Kento and Haibara went worse than anyone was expecting. Haibara was dead.

And to make the situation worse, Kiyohime took possession of you the moment he hit the ground–nearly destroying everything around her.

As badly as he wanted to appear in your room, Satoru was restricted to knocking on your door once you came home. You didn't come out earlier when Kento came to tell you he was going with Suguru to pay their respects to the body.

"Hey, sweetheart?" He calls softly through the door. His heart feels torn to shreds, laced with guilt and phantom feelings from Riko's murder. "Can I come in?"

He's met with silence, making the weight on his chest unbearable.

"Please," he chokes, biting his tongue. "Need to see you're okay."

There's a quiet, "Okay, Satoru," and he's instantly standing in the middle of your room.

Your room's in chaos–your desk is sitting sideways on the opposite side of the room from its original spot, and the floor is littered with everything.

You're lying in bed, the sheets cocooning you, facing the wall.

Satoru can see your body shaking and hear your quiet whimpers now that nothing separates you.

"Oh, baby," he murmurs solemnly, dipping his knee into the edge of the mattress. His hand reaches for you and squeezes your arm gently.

You throw yourself at him before he can do anything. His anxiety spikes in fear, but relief swims through him when you bury your face into his stomach and sob a little louder without your sheets muffling you. Satoru praises himself for turning off his infinity when he comes to see you.

"It was awful, Satoru," you croak, and he can feel your tears bleeding through his shirt. "I almost killed him too. I just wanted to save them. I couldn't save him."

Satoru placed a hand on your head and entwined his fingers through your hair, holding you against him.

"I'm sorry," he whispers, throat closing up when your sobs don't let up. "I'm so, so sorry."

a/n: like, comment, reblog my sweet bitch tiddies lmk what you think ❦

[the-firebird69]

Thomas Shelby WhatsApp status #peakyblinders

He's on going through this emotional stuff himself asking what to do no sense is could you stop asking a child what to do is sound like Nancy Reagan telling Reagan s**t from a soothsayer. It is as well as pretty good hey it's going around like this character trying to have people afraid of him this is you should have your proof of what you're doing wrong I don't know how I thought of this would have worked pretty good as Trump you're walking around doing that and nobody wants you around as the character in town you're doing it and nobody wants you around and as this character you can see the reaction that's not really respect it's more like what are you doing here how come you're not character what can we do to stop you and it doesn't sound like they're asking you anything else and he says well what do I do about that any paused says I kind of see what I'm saying I looked at it and said nobody likes those stupid s*** I'm doing. So he said I have a game and I'm going around telling him what to do so you're going around in public with crowns of different groups and you're telling them what to do and they're saying f*** you some of them and they're pretty big and it's not the way it used to be in the 30s and he says oh yeah you're really old yeah well yes you want and I told you what and a much bigger than your busy little group which is going to dissolve real soon because of this kind of nonsense and nonsense with me once again don't f****** do this s*** to me or I'm going to mangle your entire group into nothing sound like a mob guy just a lot bigger and much more powerful so he says I'm kind of sick of this kid telling me what to do it's not going to take that JD bottle I'm going to break it I'm going to have someone jam it in your f****** neck and you can blame me you stupid c*** I was going to take the rest of it having to swallow it and let you on f****** fire so you understand what you're doing wrong so we sort of get what you're saying he's trying to threaten to tell communications and he's doing it again so we're going to do that to him so if you don't get it I'm going to jam it into your heart and train your heart and you're trying to fill it with blood it'll drain out and he started yelling I don't think I'm getting the same but I can have all those things happen to you with precision. Is just talking about talking to a man and all this s*** so he sent down some of our thugs I said we don't want you talking to our son that way and we pull the sand out and we stamped it with a brand and it burned it in and he says what's this he says it's a mark it's one that they use so he's walking around with it for days and it won't go away and he's going to be stuck with it and that's what we're doing what are putz. Threatenong me and I'm having a rippedapart and you shouldn't be threatening me cuz you're stupid

And you get threatened back and you end up dead every time yes sorry huh you're tired stupid a****** try to keep me up I started wasting you trying to bother me I started having your head and you're going to keep getting hit and as a matter of fact I should thank you for being super than you usually are this is a great outfit for you to be in and go there with any group and toast you with any excuse including Valentine's Day he said :-) they said boy this is Tom and we used it as an excuse he shows up and he gets shot with tommy guns he's a fool and we're going to hit him

Thor Freya

Olympus

Zues Hera he says with every breath I get angry and I get frustrated and it's Trump saying it about my husband and my husband says that's good that's a compliment

[the-firebird69]

Watch "Fear: Nicole 4 Eva" on YouTube

And you're pushing me and pushing me and pushing me and pushing me and pushing me 24 hours a day John McCain what do you expect to reprieve you understand this language right you were a senator of the United States of America while you're planning to wipe out everybody on the surface of the planet but you're wrong treating me like this I can sit here and pick you off and I did just then tomorrow it's already done I don't have to be around at all but I will be and you're going to be dead dead in hell and you need to die all these people need revenge on you for all this s*** you've done and you're screwing around with everybody all the time but your numbers come up and it's come up early early twat face you don't have to wait for Jason to get screwed in the saucers or for Trump to butt f*** himself inside the robots it's really you know he's trying to prove he has the AI you take with me 24 hours a day like a little girl you're a f****** nobody this guy too and this one you're stupid so stupid it can't be explained one pitfall this all it takes in life you're a pancake the pitfalls coming tomorrow night like Jaws sneaking up again and all this stupid noises and dumb things that you say all the time in space our domain you're in violation of so many laws of ours I have surprised you made it so far but not that you got used up like the dirty little sex rag so to say goodbye to everybody Tommy f you're leaving I don't have time to wait for The sopranos series or other movies and all this s*** it's going to be like quick new clothes are going to figure out who's loyal to you and who's not no no no no this isn't how it goes in the world of busty f**** men with your man breasts Trump just got it s*** there's another one of me right there who wants my job and you hit him already you know who it is fluffy

Have a nice night f***

Zues

This is a fun film it shows the easiest he's rude crude stupid morons to go around bothering people even when you're at the top because you're so stupid and crass and mean it calls for a nice huge lookout and red alert for you and people like you even if they're low in the totem pole that's how you people behave and Max too you see them doing stupid s*** in the movie ignoring it not not stopping you oh watch out for the powerful retard it's going to be a lot of fun and you're missing the point as usual you idiots always do

Hera

You see John McCain AKA Tommy fak the guy over there in the house who's harassing everybody in the neighborhood it doesn't pay not to know the math and sit in front of the house and try and mess with everybody's mail I mean every single day you just f****** idiot dog pissing on the carpet wrecking people's the lines you heard of German shepherd with the German Shepherd do but nothing just being an animal you're a stupid f****** criminal just another f****** size your own shoes you put the dog to sleep but the simple diet you carry like five things with you you like a girl you don't want to carry things. You stupid f****** a****** copy me too I'm so sick of you you f****** k*** you're so dead s*** there's so many people that want revenge on you I come over the system to make sure people get hit you and finally take care of you for Max can you believe that cuz your mouth is going all the time you have this girlfriend of yours Trump stuck to me like glue and you want me to go after him all the time in the news and everything and I have to he's just like you he's a putz but you're fighting him over your girlfriend Alice die m*********** die m*********** now you're fighting your head clothes over Alice die m***********

Zues

Haha lol and yeah you're not fighting over me at this time you're fighting over Alice your girlfriend who is killing you by the way using that 2% cuz we ever pinned down and trying to remember Lord wants to bring robots to her and figures out the hard way it's a big mistake wipes out whatever contingent he brings and hits him down on Earth has to fight them what a second poop yeah you're going to threaten the thing it's a security system the glorified security system do this or else you are the threat

Hera

He's talking like your children cuz you never get a damn thing is saying this is terrible Mac doesn't understand it either well we'll see getting tortured by it cuz you have to explain it to you you're all little kids now and he's right you're dangerous because you're so dumb I'm putting the order out there to get rid of you people this is trying to get rid of the whole time saying well those people are too stupid

Thor Freya

But they're doing is an act they're not as stupid as this but they're going to die as stupid people for the ACT

Olympus

[the-firebird69]

Trying to say this he figures the whole thing out in seconds no he's known the whole time he's just watching listening then that s*** didn't work it's like f*** that you fix it I'm going to try and run a guilt trip on him it's your bag of concrete you told me to use it I had no other choice where's the argument see now f****** old man where's the argument you start arguing with me I'm going to call the police on you because you're sitting here not repairing this it's been disrepair for 2 months then you're making me do it it's more illegal than the first part so where's your argument I made you use the old mortar now I said it's the wrong stuff the application by the way it was the police are watching you too cuz you have a record and you messed with him and he's up there with bombs and ships, on the realistic scale what you say it is which is not he's sitting here as a felon threatening you so you're being watched too because he gets out of prison and broke out and they followed him congratulations you hung yourself again what else you want to talk about a****** I don't want to do this stupid job it makes me sick get it done or I'm going to file suit against you same with Dave he's going to file suit against you too it's tired of waiting.

I figured out something you're nuts no nothing that's you f** you're a f****** delusional old senile man

Stan

Caa

I have something to say stand your delusional senile old man these people are demanding their septic works and spend two months and David said he'd put in a letter with the town he wants it fixed and just want people fighting with it it just sat there and his neighbor doesn't want to do it cuz he gave him bad material and he gave that to the town too and I want you out of here cuz you're a pots these people are going to take us to court because you're a f****** putts He's want to go to court with us she wants me to call up and have it done for 200 bucks or whatever cuz we know someone or whatever but you don't want to do that you want to be a f****** putz so I don't file suit on you if you don't f****** do it I'm going to have someone do it because I'm also the management company he wants me to and doesn't care for this routine

Sherry