#you're a hot mess and i'm falling for you || jean luc

[jean-luc-a-mess]

——  isn’t that jean-luc allaire-alvarez? yeah that is them, outside the three broomsticks! they used to go to beauxbatons but apparently they now work as a professional muse. sybill once said that they reminded her of offended gasps of disbelief, falling in love with the idea of love, the fine line between bold and reckless, and unceasing compassion, which seems about right. anyway i’ve heard they’re still a bit indulgent, flamboyant, and a hopeless romantic. they’re twenty-four now but some things never change! i wonder how being a halfblood / quarter veela is affecting them after school, especially now they’re neutral? i guess only time will tell… ——  pinterest || playlist

→ name: jean-luc claudio allaire-alvarez 
→ nicknames: JL, claudio, “temple rubbing + pained look + exasperated sigh”, pendejo, tbd 
→ age / d.o.b.: 24 / 6 june, 1953 → species: halfblood; quarter veela 
 → gender / pronouns: cismale / he&him 
 → sexuality: flaming homosexual → relationship status: single  

family 
 → parents: matthieu allaire (pure); claudia alvarez ruiz (halfblood/half veela) → siblings: anne-laure, norberto, felicita 
→ cousins: milene, aveline, ophelie, eric; christele, dorothee, veronique → pets: he’s not really responsible enough for a pet, and he’s lucky he’s still allowed to use the various family owls – unless ellie counts?

lifestyle 
→ born: paris, france 
→ raised: paris, france 
→ current residence: paris, france; he is still refusing to plant any sort of permanent roots in england, but he’s starting to get a little more open to the idea -- well, he’s open to the idea of scotland, but brother bear is in london, and london is just... gross. 
→ nationality: so f r e n c h it hurts not him, but everyone else 
→ spoken languages: english, french, spanish,  
→ occupation: he’s a professional muse ... which is to say that he’s unemployed, but he has a lot of hobbies, and he might make a career out of one of them if it weren’t so much extra effort. → drink | smoke | drugs: did someone say party? → religion: lol

physical attributes 
→ face claim: diego boneta 
 → height: 5′9 
 → weight: 165 lbs
 → hair: dark brown, soft natural curls → eye color: brown → dominant hand: left 
 → nervous habits: ranting and rambling while slipping between spanish, english, and french; cries; hand waving

character 
→ moral alignment: chaotic good 
 → mbti: esfp
 → western zodiac: gemini 
 → song: hot mess - cobra starship

magic 
 → wand: rosewood, veela hair, 10 “, swishy
 → patronus: dragonfly → boggart: losing his family to this stupid war raging on 

bio:

jean-luc is the second born child, the first born son, and an absolute d i s a s t e r 

as the legendary niamh once aptly paraphrased: “many people, meeting aziraphale jean-luc for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was english french, that he was (possibly wildly) intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”  

jean-luc is intelligent, yes, he’s brilliant, he’s creative – but he has absolutely no intention of applying himself with any real effort, to anything, unless it interests him so acutely he thinks he can’t live without it

he wasn’t a horrible student - but he certainly wasn’t a model one, either

his head is nearly always in the clouds, he falls in love at least twice a month ... he doesn’t and didn’t have time for silly things like essays and directions or structure

or perfectly functional and brand spankin’ new potions classrooms

oooooops

he almost got expelled for that, actually, and it was quite the scene. it was his final year, and it was an accident of course; jean-luc is actually wonderfully gifted at potions, but again, the rules.. the structure.. if potions is like cooking, you do that shit with your heart, not a recipe.

it took a lot of tears, a lot of begging, and a lot of promises but he got to stay, and he got to graduate (barely)

and practical skills? things that require effort? he could, he can ... but why?

jean-luc absolutely adores his family

they’re happy, they really are, and they always have been. their side of the family, anyways.

not only did he grow up in a home where there was an abundance of love for every soul in the house, his parents were still happily married too.

it has not hurt at all, either, that they grew up rich

being the oldest brother, he has certain responsibilities which he tries his best to uphold, and he ... doesn’t always nail it, but he tries.

when it comes to the advice, it’s kind of a toss up, but when you need love and understanding, or someone to be mad with or for you, he’s always the right sibling (or cousin) for the job

and maman? the model?? yeah, we’re obsessed. “mama’s boy” doesn’t even begin to cover it, really, and of all the siblings, jl is the one best enjoying the fruits of their mother’s profession

he’s been trotting along after her, wobbling in her stillettos from the time he could walk, only now he doesnt wobble if he wears stillettos. he’s obsessed with the fashion world, and being exposed to both sides of it is magical in a way he can’t describe.

jean-luc holds an artist’s heart in his chest (and is forever chasing after another one who will finally love him back forever) and he genuinely enjoys being put to work when tagging along with maman. 

if there were any career path he’s truly considered following, it might be design... or modeling, he’s certainly made for it

but again, the effort, and the not being willing to fully apply himself

because what if it doesn’t work out and he’s just the failure everyone pretends they don’t think he is?

you’d never know he felt that way though boisterous boy he is.

look out, because the boy is a hot mess, and he’s always ready to have a good time.

many people may say that jean-luc is useless, and many people have

but those people are wrong

he can always be used as a bad example

[jean-luc-a-mess]

all dead – when was the last time you cried?

"mmmmmm, this morning. like, literally, an hour ago, if that. it's been a day."

[jean-luc-a-mess]

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