#you'll wake up without a cold and probably no memory of the last 48 hours too

[thepatronsaintoffilth]

🥺.... why do I want to baby this mf so bad????

legit can't stop thinking about Karl getting a cold or really congested and headache-y and getting to make him some hot toddy .... WHY. I don't even want kids, I don't baby ANYONE, I actively go out of my way IRL to make sure that people don't use me as a dumping ground for their labor because I'm not here to be of use to anyone but my damn self .... but I want him to lay on my tiddies and let mommy make it all better???

WHY

HOW

what kind of magical cocaine did capcom lace this man with??? this shit isn't normal 😩😭