#you'll notice i've excluded celebs such as harry styles. this is deliberate

[journey-to-the-attic]

ok now i wanna hear about everyone else's brit celebrity crushes.....

now THIS is the ask i was always meant to answer

lucifer: david mitchell, not necessarily because he finds him attractive, but because he respects david's dedication to being a Normal Man. also greg davies, and this time it is because he thinks he's hot

mammon: aisling bea, jess knappett, ed gamble (if you have seen any of them on taskmaster you'll understand why. mammon would watch jess fall off the stage and fall in love)

levi: charlotte ritchie and lolly adefope because they're just lovely, also noel fielding because he's a weirdo

satan: peter capaldi (as i've said), but tbh it'd be anyone who's ever played the doctor - the doctor as a character just massively appeals to him. tragic morally-grey fast-talking smart-ass? take him already. also richard osman (he likes a smart guy)

asmo: bruno tonioli off strictly, josh widdicombe (he thinks he's cute), and also greg davies again

beel: gordon ramsay. you understand why. (also not so much a crush but i feel he'd be super endeared by how bewildered johnny vegas was for his entire taskmaster run)

belphie: katy wix because she's just very chill and sweet, and rose matafeo because she's cool. also peter capaldi again

diavolo: i've already said claudia winkleman, but also mel giedroyc. i think he'd just have a soft spot for sweet but also slightly chaotic middle-aged women

barbatos: i was going to jokingly say paul hollywood from bake-off but i hate that man so much i can't even bring myself to do it. so instead i'm going to say rob brydon, because barbatos finds his little impressions endearing

simeon: bob mortimer and mike wozniak for their down-to-earth charm, and also joe lycett for his flamboyancy

solomon: hugh dennis and rhod gilbert (he just thinks they're attractive), sara pascoe (she's funny)