#you'll never guess what he's thinking about oOooOoOo

[phosphorus-noodles]

Thinking of someone...

i spent two hours shading it and decided i hated it haha anyway here's a still version <3

[princesshillaryellaworld25]

Demon Fanzo is sent flying

(Note: A Hazbin Hotel reference)

Demon Fanzo and his ship was being tossed around by SMG3 and SMG4's meme power.

Demon Fanzo: WOAH! WOAH! MAKE IT STOP!

SMG3: HAHAHAHA

SMG4: uhhhhh 3, don't you think we should stop? I think he had enough.

SMG3: Oh come on, it's fun watching him getting tossed around like a ragdoll.

Sick GF: I agree with him.

Noah Files: Me too

SMG4: *sighs* Well if you say so.

SMG3: *to Demon Fanzo* So, are you gonna tell us where Demon Lila Sky and Immortal Cherry Rose's castle and surrender or you wanna keep getting tossed around until you passed out?

Demon Fanzo: *gag* OKAY OKAY! FINE I'LL TELL YOU WHERE THE GIRLS'S CASTLE IS, IT'S AT DARK VALLEY!!!!!

SMG3: And do you surrender?

Demon Fanzo: YES! YES! I SURRENDER! I SURRENDER! I SURRENDER! JUST PUT ME DOWN!

SMG3: You sure? Cause I don't know if you're lying or no-

Demon Fanzo: I'M POSITIVILLY SURE!!!! NOW PLEASE PUT ME DOWN OR I'LL MIGHT PASS OUT!!!!

SMG3: Okay, if you say so....*puts the ship upside down to drag Demon Fanzo down*

Demon Fanzo: WAIT,WAIT,WAIT,WAIT NOT LIKE THAT! NOT LIKE THAT- AGHHHHHHH! *crashes to the ground* Oof! Ow......

SMG4: Oooooooo, That's gotta hurt!

Penelope: Now that's awesome!

Corey(Child BF): Do it again!

Sick GF: I think Demon Fanzo has had enough.

SMG3: *walks to Demon Fanzo who is defeated* Well I gotta say thank you for giving us the information we need so me and others will be on our wa-

Demon Fanzo: *weakly voice* W-wait!

SMG3: Huh?

Demon Fanzo: *weakly voice* I also wanna thank you....

SMG3: Uhhhhhh for what exactly?

Demon Fanzo: I also want to thank you.......FOR LETTING YOUR GUARD DOWN! *rips off a piece of SMG3's overall pants* HA! How do you like that?! HUH?!

SMG4: Hey! Why would you-*looks at SMG3 looking like he's about to commit murder* (mind) Oh fuck.....I know that look! Guys, we gotta back up!

Drugfriend: Huh?

Roxanne: Wait what, why?

SMG4: JUST DO IT! FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, JUST BACK UP!

Everyone was confused but they moved back anyways.

Freund.XML: Uh Why do want us to back up?

SMG4: You'll see....

Demon Fanzo: HAHAHAHAH! NOT SO TOUGH NOW ARE YA-*gasps in terror*

SMG3 had a sinister look on his face and he was holding a giant bomb, to blow up Demon Fanzo to the air.

(And it was just then that Demon Fanzo knew.....he fucked up.)

Demon Fanzo: *gulp* Oh shit.....

*KA-BOOM*

Demon Fanzo: WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Demon Fanzo was sent flying to the air and never to be seen again.

Everybody's jaw dropped because of what they just witnessed.

Noah Files: Holy shit dude, did you just-

SMG3: Yes, Yes I did.

Drugfriend: I'm not gonna to question what just happened.....

SMG4: Wait, What about your overall pants?

SMG3: Eh, I'll get it fixed up later

Sick GF: Okay then let's go

Meanwhile, Demon Lila Sky is still waiting for Demon Fanzo to return with his mission successful.

Demon Lila Sky: Ugh! Where the hell is he?! He should be back here by now! I hope he doesn't fail me!

Evil Guard: uhhhhh M-Miss Lila Sky....

Demon Lila Sky: What is it? Did Fanzo came back?

Evil Guard: Uhhhh well.........he got blown up to space because of the heroes.....

Demon Lila Sky: He did......WHAT?! So he failed his mission?!

Evil Guard: Y-Yes.....

Demon Lila Sky: GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Evil Guard: Eep! I'm getting out of here! *flees out of the room*

Immortal Cherry Rose: Let me guess, Fanzo couldn't do defeat them?

Demon Lila Sky: YES! HE FAILED TO DEFEAT THEM! WHICH MEANS THAT THEY'RE ALMOST CLOSE TO GETTING TO OUR LOCATION!!!!!!

Immortal Cherry Rose: *sighs* I knew this would happen which is why I have a back-up plan.

Demon Lila Sky: And that is?

Immortal Cherry Rose: Getting Sick Daila here to get rid of them and then I also have another evil surprise for them.

Demon Lila Sky: And what would that be?

Immortal Cherry Rose: I managed to use dark magic to bring Exocrist leader Purity Senpai back to life from the land of the dead.

Demon Lila Sky: *gasps* Really?

Immortal Cherry Rose: Yep, I did.

Demon Lila Sky: See this is why you're my favorite person in the world, you're so smart!

Immortal Cherry Rose: I know I am.

Demon Lila Sky: Hehehehe, They won't know what's coming for them.....Hehehehehe~

[thesevenwondersofawitch]

Watching Mr and Mrs Smith

Huh, they're being interviewed

I love her correcting him on how many years they've been together.😂

Uh-oh, if you're alone you're not safe.

Guess I'm dangerous *finger guns*

SHE HAS A WEAPON!

*explosions* "I'm Jane." "I'm John." 😂

FIREEEEE! Oh good, they're dancing. Annnnnnd They've had sex.

How did they get the sheet to start up like a dress? I could never do that.

Her missing on purpose with the gun game and then him getting them all, now her competitive side has come out

YEAH YOU SHOW HIM HOW IT'S DONE, JANE!

"Beginners luck." XD

I love her 😍

FIVE OR SIX YEARS LATER

THEY'RE GONNA CRASH! THE DRIVEWAY ISN'T WIDE ENOUGH!

They're fine.

*Watching them drive in separate directions* You can go your own wayyyyyyyyy! Go your own wayyyy

Oh, I low-key thought that black haired dude was gonna show up and Jane was gonna kil him, since they showed him in the office scene before.

John probably thinks she's the perfect housewife 🙄

She fought a dude for curtains? Oh I wish I were a fly on the wall at the store to see that.😂

"If you don't like them we can take em back." "Okay, I don't like them." "You'll get used to them." I'm with her dude.

HOW CAN SHE BALANCE LIKE THAT ON CHAIR WHILE IN HEELS?

Her not turning the light off and then saying 5 more minutes, brings back memories of being a little kid sharing a room with my sister who liked to read with the light on until late😂

That therapist is not helpful.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's quite the ensemble to wear if she's dealing with someone who crashed a car. In a hotel room. And I suppose those handcuffs are because she's gonna arrest them?

John, I feel you lack subtlety.

Oh ok, not bad, but damn dude, those bros were just trying to play some games and you gotta be a party killer? Damn.

They really made her a dominatrix to kill her dude, but John got to play a game of poker to get his? Come on!

Oh my god, she's like an adult Nanny McPhee. I wanna purse like that.

Jane is me whenever I'm asked to hold a baby.

Damn, John really meant what he said about where he keeps his stuff.

I want that oven in my future kitchen. Fully equipped with those weapons.

Eddie listing the perks of living with his mom is so funny. 😂

FINALLY! We're getting to see some action of where they work!

JANE RUNS THE SHOW FOR WHERE SHE WORKS? YES!!

"Oh look, more desert." Mood.

Ok damn, she's really doing quite awesome with her stakeout point.😂

John is very much an idot.

OH SHIT SHE SHOT HIM

OH SHIT HE SHOT HER

You definitely should not be allowed to buy those things.

Jane is pissed.

Why did I think Father was actually her dad calling cause he was worried?😂

HE KNOWS!

SHE KNOWS!

He hid the knife only for her to come back with an even bigger one, he's panicking slightly.

She has another!

She is way better at being calmer than he is, he looks like a nervous mouse

She tried something new, I think he thinks she poisoned him XD

Oh no, the wine slipped!

Dude can't possibly catch up to her car

Hopefully he'll pay to have that fence fixed.

Annnnnnnnd he shot the windshield, that can not end well for him

Dude, do not run into the street to say it was an accident, thus putting yourself in the path of your angry wife.

Honestly? Can't even disagree with her decision to hit him with her car, dude has no self-preservation.

And he broke into the car, so she jumped out😂

Eddie, tho stupid, is hilarious.

Men are idiots.

Eddie has such a way of cheering a friend up.☺️

GIRL YOU LOVE HIM, OTHERWISE HE'D ALREADY BE DEAD

The garden party looks like fun

John really took a neighbor as a human shield

THEY TOOK HIS WEAPON STASH😂

He's in the vents!

I want that gun thing, it could be fun

Oooooooo they like each other!

Eddie really is funny

OH GOD THE ELEVATOR

IT BLEW UP

BUT SHE LOVED HIM

He's sulking 😂

I mean I guess I would be too if I was him

Aw, she's crying a single tear

and he's there

They're at the place he proposed 😍

They're disarming each other while they dance, I want that

He tried to blow her up?!

Oh it's ok, she tried the same.

I ship them so hard.

She hit his car so she could get into the drive first 😂 Whata mood

And Jane's taken the house as her base😂

That poor house

The music 😂

"Who's your daddy now?" 😂

I LOVE THAT SHE SLAPPED HIM AFTER THE SEX SCENE

The neighbors at the door 😂

Oh shit, people are after them now

That is not good

Yeah John, why does she get the girl gun?

Much better

Yeah, steal the car from the Colemans!

I would react the same way as Jane if I found out the person I was married to was married before and didn't tell me

"What's her name and social security number?" "No, you're not gonna kill her." 😂

She hired a dude to pretend to be her dad omg

Also it's so funny that she never cooked anything 😂

Eddie getting rude about Jane and then her popping up😂

They're matching outfits tho *chef's kiss*

Oh John is feeling funny cause his wife's body count is way higher than his!

"Who are you people?!" I love that they're bickering and Benjamin is in the background 😂

OH MY GOD IT WAS A TRAP AL ALONG?!

John: "This is a really good store."

Jane: *glares*

They're adorable

She threw a knife and it hit him in the thigh 😂

The elevator music is so cheerful 😂

Oh shit, Jane fell from the celling!

They've both been shot!

I swear if this movie ends with them both dying I'm gonna be pissed.

Oh thank goodness, they're wearing bulletproof vests

Me: *singing* "When I am with you there's no place I'd rather be no no no no!"

Oh my god, they're in therapy again 😂

They redid the house, the poor neighbors 😂 bet they left the Smiths alone tho!

What a fantastic movie, was pretty worried it would be meh, but it was good!

And in conclusion, if I wasn't already thirsting for Angelina Jolie, I am now.

[eel-bitch]

It's chapter 1!!! It's terrible but here it is!! The prologue is here! Enjoy!!

Rated: Teens up

Ao3

Since the End/Begining of Time

Chapter 1 - The Escape of River Song

The Library

The golden energy in the air seemed to be gather some thing from around the room slowly each speck of golden expanded into a ball like shape, but every so often it looked like something was trying to break out and would lose its shape, then out of nowhere the balls of gold energy floated to the middle of the room slowly as if carry something delicate, till it all gathered as one big sphere of pure regeneration energy........ Time passed, it could have been minutes, hours, days, years, decades, millenniums no can be sure, then it expanded and exploded, light spreading to every corner of the dark unused room, it could have gone farther, no one knows and in the place where the ball of energy had been, stood a woman, dressed in a spacesuit with blue eyes and wild, curly hair that seems to defy gravity (probably does too), her name was, is and will be Professor River Song, she is a trained assassin, a intergalactic thief, a saviour, an archaeologist, the woman who kills the doctor and most well known as-

"You bastard!" she shouted into the dark "Doctor!!! I can't believe you did something stupid enough as using REGENERATION ENERGY!!! When I get my hands on you........

-the Doctor's wife. Slowly as the professor realised she was alone in the room she quieted down, as she surveyed the room, she noticed three key factor, she was alone with no escape, there was no sign of Vashta Nerada as the lights were working perfectly and her diary was set down beside the mainframe computer.

"If you have hurt yourself rescuing I will make you regret it, for the rest of your lives!!"

Then she picked up her diary flicked through it read the last page, turned on her heel and began her search for an swift exit, she found the old teleporter in a little shop, the navigation system was busted but she had to get out of there so she hoped and stood in the teleporter. The wires running up to the teleporter started sparking and River saw the room catch a flame before she fully dematerialized

Sheffield

The Doctor had parked down near Yaz's place and was now waiting for her fam, once she parked she sat on the console for less than a minute then she decided to peek her head out just to see if they were coming, since there was no sign of them she popped back in a decided to read a book, this lasted 10mins, honestly a record for this face, then it was decided something must be wrong with her fam she grabbed her jacket, her sonic and her psychic paper was ready to go when

“Hi Doctor sorry were late we were at Graham's” called out Yaz as she entered the tardis

“ah I knew I should have parked there”

“That Tardis goes nowhere near my place!!” Graham said sternly as he entered last into the Tardis “my poor table…”

“Well you shouldn't leave it lying around” The Doctor responded “Now where too today?! Apalapucia, the paradise planet though they had a bad outbreak of Chen 7 the last time I was there. How about Deva Loka, telepaths are annoying at times but their planet is beautiful!! Or we could go to-

Suddenly the Tardis let out a notification noise,

“oooooooo a message!!!”

The doctor raced around her fam and pressed the flashing button, suddenly a voice she hadn't heard in awhile came through the speakers,

“Dear, you'll never guess what just materialized right into my sitting room!! Quite literally!! I was sitting here watching some teletubbies, wonderful creatures I tell you, when boom, well it's more of a frizzle, and a woman just collapses on the floor, and she stinks of regeneration energy so of course at first I thought it was you but then I saw that absolutely uncontrollable mad hair and it could only be one person, your dead half breed wife!!! You can only imagine my surprise,” said a female Scottish voice sounding very happy with herself “now I have her tied up like a piñata, oh how fun this will be!!!”

The Doctor's pale skin well went even paler as she started to race around the control console quickly pressing and pulling different levers and buttons tracking where the message had come from. The Doctor’s companions watched the Doctor confused before Yaz piped up

“Doctor? Who was that?”

“Missy”

“Who?”

“Never mind that, I need to take care of this pop out and I’ll be back for ya in one moment!”

“Are you going somewhere Doctor?” asked Graham

“Yes! Now out ya pop!”

“Will it be an adventure?” Ryan continued

“Almost certainly and?”

“You promised us an adventure Doctor!”Yaz finished

“ah yes but this one will be no fun it will be personal stuff, some friends that like exploding things, chaos everywhere and a ton of running nothing interesting at all!”

“I think that sounds like the definition of something I want to be at!” Yaz says quickly

“Well OK, only because this is probably time sensitive and I haven't got time to fight with stubborn humans!”

Then the Doctor went to press another different button when the Tardis took off by herself no longer waiting for the Doctor to press yet another wrong button, just wanting to search for her child that was lost to her so long ago.

Chp 2 3