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inseparabiles · 7 days ago

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(VIBRATING IMMENSELY)

I want to talk about The Movie but nobody's posted anything I can invade. Do I just have to bite the bullet now and commit to either writing the whole analysis of the gender expression of the twins OUTSIDE some poor fuck's tags, or make the unholy compilation of Caracalla being really horny about blood?

Will either of these things stop me from vibrating?

#gladiator 2 #gladiator ii #I'M SO DESPERATE FOR DISCUSSION I EVEN WENT ON REDDIT #unfortunately the sub was entirely populated by disgruntled dudebros #the same folks as in all of my theatre visits #who just DIDN'T KNOW what they signed up for #'why's my favourite character not in the movie'#well he's dead #or he's a Praetorian and if you'd read one page of history #you'd know that Septimius Severus who isn't named once in the movie #and only referred to once in the script when Geta talks about their childhood trauma #restructured the Praetorian from the ground up so your guy is GONE #tsk do you not even dedicated your whole life to learning about the context for this movie #that goes out of its way to avoid historical accuracy #anyway uh yeah that #did not work out for me

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