#you wouldnt like my client when he's hungry ur honor

[thetrikeywarp]

this guy in my town cut up the bathroom at work with a machete, threatened the local pizza owner with a knife because he wouldnt give him free pizza, went across the street and started yelling some shit at the grocery and punched a cop in the fucking face which summoned both the local police, highway patrol, and the parks and recs cops all in one fell swoop

and the worst part guys? he looks just like trevor philips. someone took a picture of him and i want so badly 2 show u guys but i live in a town w a population of like 3 people so i would be doxxed so fast 😭 but know that it has the same fucking aura as the entire redneck portion of the game i love my small town