#you guys don't know how long i wanted to finish aughh

[humbuns]

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[johnnieguilbertsgirlfriend]

hi hi hi! so i was wondering if you could possibly write a little johnnie Smut and fluff where maybe johnnie invites his gf (reader) to be in a video with him and Jake (possibly a Halloween type video) and jake making his silly little comments about johnnie being a virgin and getting no pussy and reader makes a lil comment agreeing w jake. Johnnie being salty the rest of the video and it leading to smut w a lil choking maybe 😜🤭🤭🤭

(i love your writing, feel free to tweak this however u please!)

𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐯𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐧? - 𝐣𝐨𝐡��𝐧𝐢𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

contains: dom! johnnie x f sub! reader, fluff, smut, p in v, choking, fingering, spanking

word count: 1.5k

this request is mmm i needed some dom johnnie

story below the cut

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emo guy:

y/n

babe

babe.

baby wake up

you:

mmmm whats up

emo guy:

wanna be in a vid with me and jake pleease

you:

ok only bc ur so cute

y didnt u tell me this in person?

we live together

emo guy:

oh shit i forgot

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johnnie opens the door to your shared room to find you sprawled out in the bed. you see he's already ready to attack the day, which is surprising, considering he normally doesn't wake up before 2 p.m. you stare at him for a few moments, not saying anything, before playfully pretending to fall back asleep. he takes this as a challenge, walking over to the curtains and yanking them open, almost blinding himself in the process.

"aughh johnnie it's way too bright" you yawn, the light hurting your eyes. he walks back over to you, leaving a quick kiss to your forehead. "c'mon you have to wake up, jake wants to film a video." you sigh, "what are we gonna do?" he looks at the ceiling before looking back down, "i don't know, i think he wants to buy some halloween stuff or something." "okay tell him i'll be ready soon," you say while stretching your limbs. scratching your head, you get up. "we're gonna leave soon, don't be too long babe." johnnie says, walking out of the room.

you finish your light makeup, as you had already styled your hair and put on some clothes that consisted of johnnie's shirt, no name pajama pants, and socks with birks. it wasn't too much, but it was still so cute on you. johnnie watches you finish your makeup, coming up to the vanity. "how did i manage to get the prettiest, loving, and sweet girl ever?" he says, peppering kisses on top of your head, putting his arms around you. "ooh someone's feeling lovey dovey today," you say, pulling him in to a longer kiss. jake bursts through the door, "i- ew, okay guys stop licking on eachother. mama bear needs some candy in her system right now, and i don't need to see all that." he says in a funny southern accent, leaving the room. you laugh a little with johnnie, as you see jake grab his keys, heading to the garage, which is a signal for you guys to get your butts out of the house.

this time, you were the designated camera man, so you held it while they walked through the parking lot. "-and this time we actually have a special guest," you turned the camera around on to yourself and waved, "hey guys, i'm gonna be babysitting these nerds because they got kicked out last time!" johnnie makes an offended expression, "um excuse me it was actually jake who got kicked out because he wouldn't stop screaming" "guys stop ganging up on me" as you film them walking in the store, jake loses spatial awareness, crashing into the metal racks behind him, causing a laugh to come from you and your boyfriend. "oww what the hell johnnie why would you push me like that?" "yeah johnnie why would you do that to poor jake?" "okay how is that fair-"

the video continued like normal, just you three being idiots and making dirty jokes. the shopping cart is almost full to the brim with junk food, random costumes, and halloween decorations. "oh my god johnnie, we have to get you this." jake says, as he holds up a really stupid costume. "that's definitely something a discord mod virgin would wear." "yeah that's exactly my point." "seems pretty realistic." you and jake say at the same time, making fun of johnnie. bursting into fits of laughter, the two of you take turns roasting him. "what do you mean dude you get absolutely zero pussy" "okay y/n help me out here-" "yeah the only girl johnnie hangs out with is you jake." you say, following up his comment. "hey!" johnnie rolls his eyes, looking away and scoffing. you and jake didn't notice, continuing to joke around about johnnie's lack of action, which obviously wasn't true because he was dating you.

typically, you guys wouldn't get mad at eachother when you took turns embarrassing the other, but for some reason he actually seemed slightly pissed. "anyways.." jake continues talking about anything he can think of. for some reason, your boyfriend still looked salty, making snarkier-than-usual comments towards his friend. you guys ended the video, as jake drove home. johnnie stayed quiet on the ride home, and you were thinking if you genuinely might've hurt his feelings. even though it was unintentional, you were determined to find out. jake walks back to his room and shuts the door, presumably going to take a long nap. you turn to johnnie, "are you okay? i'm sorry, i was just teasing you if anything." not saying a word, johnnie grabs your hand, tugging you back to your shared room.

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when both of you get inside, he immediately locks the door and pushes you on the bed. "wha-" he puts his hand over your mouth, leaving you unable to speak. "so you wanna embarrass me in front of the camera huh? i really don't get any pussy, right?", he says while pulling down your pants. you moan out, feeling the friction of his hand against your crotch. "look at you, you're already so wet. do you wanna tell them how much of a slut you are for me, or should we just keep that between us?"

johnnie starts rubbing your throbbing heat through your panties, not letting you answer. he attacks your lips with a passionate and lustful kiss. you kiss back, moaning into it and easily giving into his control. he starts marking your jawline with bruises, as he slides a finger into your soaked pussy. he groans, feeling a tent grow inside his pants. "m' please.." you whine, as he forcefully adds another finger, speeding up the pace. he takes off your lacy panties leaving you completely vulnerable. as you feel yourself getting closer, he removes your shirt. you're finally about to cum until he removes his hand, leaving you practically whimpering for more.

"only good girls get to cum, but you've been really naughty, haven't you? now you have to hold it in." "shit, please johnnie," you say, climbing on top of him while taking off his shirt. he unclasps your bra, quickly sucking on one of your breasts, making you arch your back. while he does this, you get yourself situated on top of his crotch. he takes both of his hands as he gropes your butt. being as horny as you are, you start grinding on his hard-on through his jeans. you whine his name as you start having an orgasm on his pants. "i told you to fucking wait. now you're gonna get it rough whether you like it or not." he moves you off of him, taking off his jeans and his boxer briefs. he flips you on your stomach, and pulls you hips up leaving you in a doggy position. johnnie teases you, rubbing his tip on your now sensitive and overstimulated clit. with that, he takes his hand and gives you a harsh smack on your ass, making you groan loudly.

instantly after, he pushes his full length into you, making both of you moan out. you dig your face into the nearest pillow, trying to deafen your sounds. he starts his pace, getting himself adjusted while groaning. "don't do that, i want to hear your slutty, pretty noises." "w- what if jake hears?" you manage to whimper out. he is attacking your pussy at this point, slamming into you. "then he can hear how no one can fuck you as good as i am." he slaps your ass again, and this time you fully release a moan. "mm fuck" he holds your neck, slightly choking you as he pounds into you. both of you are close to your climaxes. "cum on my dick baby." johnnie groans as he starts rubbing his fingers on your clit, helping you release. while shaking, you shudder out and squirt all over his dick. he follows after you, cumming inside you. (you're on birth control)

he takes himself out of you and stands up. you're so dead at this point that he puts on his boxers, and heads to the bathroom. johnnie comes back with a wet hand towel, cleaning you up and puts a new pair of underwear on you. he also holds you while putting one of his t-shirts on you. "thanks baby." you tiredly say, laying back down on the bed. he crawls right next to you and you cuddle up into him. "so... are you gonna stop making the virgin jokes?" you both laugh, soon falling asleep.

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you're eating cereal for breakfast next morning as johnnie is pouring himself a cup of water. a tired jake comes out of his room, the first words out of his mouth being; "okay guys what the fuck was that?" you look at johnnie, obviously embarrassed as he has a smirk plastered all over his face.

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thank you for requesting! i've been sooo so lazy and it was hard to finish this one but i did it to feed you guys xoxo

[fallenclan]

Sparrow padded up to her long-time friend, a rabbit dangling from her jaws. "Mornin', Jattelik." The tom lifted his head, gaze weary. He had been slowing down as of late, and Sparrow had begun to worry.

"Hm." Jattelik wrapped his tail tighter around himself, regarding Sparrow neutrally from his perch upon a rotten log. "Who's your friend?"

"Friend?" Sparrow dropped her catch, glancing around. "What are you talking about?"

Jattelik instantly leapt to his paws, springing to Sparrow's side. "You were followed." Teeth glinting, the tom took a menacing step towards the trees shading his home (a small glade---the hollow log was where he slept each night). Jattelik might be old, but not so old as to be unable to defend himself and his friend from some ill-meaning rogue. "Show yourself!" he hissed to the trees.

After a few moments of hesitation, a brown tom slid through the trees. "Hello." His voice was soft-spoken, a stark contrast to his matted fur and hollow gaze.

"This rabbit belongs to us. If you were even considering stealing it from Sparrow, I'll use your pelt to line my nest," Jattelik snarled.

"Now, Jattelik, we don't know that this cat is a threat to us," Sparrow chided, but Jattelik remained tense.

The stranger sat down, still quite a distance away from the two friends. "I don't want to fight. I was just curious about you." The tom's gaze was on Sparrow. "I've seen you before."

Jattelik grumbled to himself, tearing off one of the rabbit's legs to gnaw on. Sparrow appeared disconcerted. "That right? I don't recognize you." A pause. "The name's Sparrow."

"Otterslip."

Jattelik guffawed, mouth half full. "What kind of a name is that?"

"Don't be rude," Sparrow shoved him.

Otterslip shrugged, unoffended. "It's a clan name."

"Oh." Sparrow exchanged a glance with Jattelik. "I see." Otterslip waited, expectant. With a sigh, she began. "I used to be a part of a group of rogues. We'd banded together after another group, some clan, took over our territory. Chased us off."

A shadow passed over Otterslip's gaze. Scorchstar had said FallenClan's territory was abandoned when she had arrived. This cat must be mistaken, he decided.

"They---my old group---decided to attack the clan. It was a bloody affair. I wanted no part of it, so they threw me out. I lingered in the mountains for a few days, but some of the clan cats found me, chased after me with a vengance." Sparrow shivered. "I guess they assumed I had something to do with the attack. Now I live here. Haven't heard of any clan cats since."

Sparrow left out the part where she had wandered, wounded by FallenClan claws, for days, delirious and starving. Jattelik had found her and nursed her back to health. It had been the start of a long friendship, and now she considered the tom her dearest companion.

"If you had nothing to do with the attack, I have no grievances with you." Otterslip turned to pad off but halted after a few steps. "Do you know a cat named Lee? Was he in your... group?"

"Lee? No." Sparrow chuckled. "Lee's a sweetheart. Haven't seen him much lately, though."

"You know anything about that?" Jattelik cut in, gaze narrowing sharply. If this "Otterslip" was asking about Lee, maybe he had done something to the kindly old tom.

"No." Otterslip's tone was flat, leaving no room for arguement. Just as quickly as he came, he vanished, disappearing into the forest.

"How odd," Sparrow remarked, settling beside Jattelik to finish off the rabbit. Jattelik didn't reply, unnerved. He didn't like the idea of some so-called clan cat from the mountains lurking about.

"Why don't you spend a few nights here? I've got plenty of room in my den."

"Your log, you mean?" Sparrow laughed, shaking her head. Her amusement faded when she noticed Jattelik's dark expression. "All right. If it'll make you feel better."

"It will."

-🐉

AUGHH THIS IS SO GOOD!!!!!! im feeling emotions about the outsiders now,, i love how everyone perceives Otterslip as just some Weird Gross Guy <3

he followed Sparrow and she didn't even realize... do you think he was using the silent stalking technique

[asaichiban]

This is a response to that 🎀 anon ask but it's a long ask and a long response so I'm gonna put it under a read more

I literally just saw you in passing because after reading the manga I searched it up on Tumblr, not really expecting to see anyone post about it and especially not about my fav lil guy who's so 🤏🤏 grabs him and shakes him

Omg someone new!!!! You just read it?? How exciting :0 If you haven't seen all the adjacent stuff (I made a list of it here, I'd especially recommend the audio drama because I personally think Asaichi's voice actor is perfect for him) let me know and I will hook you up with some links 🫡

And then I discovered your blog and it's like Asaichi heaven (Haven't liked any of your posts yet, but I have some of Asaichi posts of yours in drafts cause my blog is basically empty and I felt like it'd be weird to randomly start reblogging posts to a blog that doesn't even look like it has anything to do with Asaichi)

Lmao that's awesome!! I'm happy you found my blog, I regularly check the tag for Yoru&Asa but almost no one else puts anything in there, it's like 90% my posts, especially if you sort by recent 😭

Also, I was worried about spamming my followers on my main blog with Asaichi posts so I made a separate yaoi blog, which is what you're on now, lmao. If you feel awkward about reblogging to a seemingly random blog, you could totally do that! It's kind of like having a safe, separate place to put everything you like via reblogs. You can make it private if you don't want other people to see it, too.

I'll likely stay on anon until I build courage to properly approach (if I ever accidentally send ask off anon, shh no I didn't, pretend you've never seen it, that ain't me)

No worries! 🤐

Wait, forgot to add since you wrote about the moment that made you like him. For me, while I already started off liking him from moment I saw him, my impression first was "oh, he's kinda annoying, but actually I love that about him 💖 go, bleached blond boy, go! Yell "SHIBUYA!!" over and over again and talk about getting all the girls!". Then that one scene,, "I like black haired girls too", yeah, yeah, and what about black haired guys? (Them too apparently lmao) Also, his face on that one page before he told Yoru to cut hair, Yoru was just like "?" while Asaichi was all red? So adorable, he's just so cute there

This part?

He's soooo cute. I love when he's embarrassed, which is like all the time because he's always doing the most embarrassing things 😭😭😭 It cracks me up when his friends make fun of him too. I think they also think he's cute when he's embarrassed.

But oh man, for tsundere male char fans, the scene when he tells Yoru to suck his dick, obviously not actually expecting for Yoru to follow through, only to not only finish but see Yoru swallow afterwards?? chef's kiss Delicious, wonderful, the way he immediately starts calling Yoru an idiot and throws insults (Thank you for the meal, Harada 🙏) that's where I really, really started to like him.

God, yes!! A lot to love about that scene. Yoru following through, because he is the biggest freak. Asaichi shocked and flustered that Yoru is following through. Asaichi coming immediately when Yoru says he likes and admires him. Asaichi calling him a fag and a freak and kicking him, like I don't like mean semes but I like semes being mean, ykwim? I thought it was hot. I still didn't like Asaichi because I read it as more abusive than tsundere at the time, but I for sure see where you're coming from. Like, he's being mean because he doesn't like how much he liked it 😭

Then afterwards when he's with Shiori, and is like "cute girls are the best", only to think of Yoru (I know what you are, Asaichi 👁️👁️), and then go "they're way better than that idiot" (wow, tsun again) and then remembering Yoru, again, and getting all flustered and hiding his face aughh he's so,,, i ilvoe him somuchaaa

Poor man cannot hide the gay thoughts. The stutter on "th-they don't smell like sweat" ("汗の、汗のにおいとか、しない") is what makes it, lmao.

Personally one of my favorite panels is right before then, the "I'm not gay…" / "俺、ホモじゃねえ…" in a wobbly text bubble, while blushing and hiding in bed… He looks so stressed out fr… For me it is amongst his cutest moments in this volume 😭

✨So that's about what made me like Asaichi✨

You are so valid, anon. He was kawaii even before the tears, even though I didn't see it at first.

Anyway, feel free to come by any time :)