#you could get the nuance of Yoda: Dark Rendezvous or “now he's a space racist!” in the same year

[charmwasjess]

okay, Satan, I hear you, I hear you, but let's settle down, nobody needs me to complain on main about them using "Count Dooku!!!" to describe Dooku during his Jedi Master training Qui-Gon years in the synopsis. A very small wording choice that indicates nothing. This isn't a red flag for enjoying Dooku's portrayal as a genuine Jedi for 50 years. I bet the plot will be very nuanced about that topic. I bet no one, especially not me, will need to make a drinking game out of moments of the Ominous Jedi Dooku starter pack:

Heavy Handed Foreshadowing? Take a drink.

Dooku complains about a legitimate Senate Problem, but it goes on a little long in a way that makes everybody at the dinner table uncomfortable? Take a drink.

"If THE COUNCIL would just LISTEN...!"? Take a shot.

Overt use of Dark Side power in front of another Jedi who looks blithely on? Hurl book into the ocean.

Of course, I'm bitching like I didn't just smash that preorder button. LISTEN I JUST THINK ALL JEDI DOOKU COMICS SHOULD BE HIM TEACHING LIGHTSABER PRESCHOOL OKAY?? That Yoda comic was really the peak of this. Where Dooku was adorable and nothing, uh, horribly bad ever happened in subsequent issues. Sheev who??